words in movies
Monica: (To Rachel) Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.
Rachel: Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
(Rachel heads for the door but is intercepted by the doctor.)
The Doctor: Hi Rachel!
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
TV DOCTOR: You're the only one who can save her Drake.
JOEY ON TV: Damnit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.
Ross: Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldnt make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say Like me! Like me tiny doctor!
WAITER: Oh my God! Someone, he's choking. Is anyone here a doctor?
RUSS: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
ROSS: Doctor Burke is sexy?
MRS. GELLER: A real doctor?
MONICA: Well, uh, he's a doctor.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos.]
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
(As hes talking Monica notices someone familiar has just entered the restaurant. Lets see; I seem to remember him driving a Ferrari in Hawaii solving crimes as a private investigator and as a certain eye doctor in more recent times.)
MONICA: Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles.
The Doctor: Hes doing just fine, hes resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.
Ross: Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom.]
Rachel: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctors appointment.]
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Rachel: Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.
ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself: "Doctor Paleontology, two kids... " (pause) You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest!
Ross: Yeah, Im gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall.
Chandler: The doctor.
Phoebe: All right. Im gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if Im ready to have Frank and Alices embryo transferred into my uterus.
The Doctor: (seeing theyre not identical) But uh, this is a study for identical twins.
Richard: Yeah hes no good. Do you ever (pause) think about me in a (pause) non-eye doctor way?
Ross: (stopping her from falling) Okay, okay. Look, you have got to go to a doctor! Okay?
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
Rachel: Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Monica: Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Joey: Doctor? Wow! I didnt know he had a nickname.
Phoebe: You mean like a doctor?
Phoebe: Now, are you sure you dont want to go see a doctor?
The Doctor: No, Im getting three separate heartbeats.
The Doctor: Doctors are wrong all the time.
The Doctor: Thats it.
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies isnt that different from giving birth to one.
The Doctor: Definitely. (Points out each head on the ultrasound.)
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
The Doctor: (coming in from surgery) Somebody lose a ring?
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
(Phoebe fakes pain to get Ross looking for another doctor.)
Phoebe: Well, a palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor
[Scene: Joey's room, his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones!
[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]
Phoebe: Okay, doctor says any minute now.
Joey's Doctor: Would you like to see them? (He hands Joey a little jar.)
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
Stage Director: Well, here's your phone doctor. (She walks away.)
The Doctor: What do we got here?
Joey's Doctor: It's kidney stones.
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
The Doctor: Did you bring the toe?
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
The Doctor: You brought a carrot.
The Doctor: It says here that the knife went right through your shoe.
The Doctor: This isn't your toe, this is a small, very cold piece of carrot.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.