words in movies
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Marc: Julies cervix is dilated a seven centimeters, thats about four fingers. The doctor let me feel it myself.
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: Thanks doctor.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Doctor: He's just fine.
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]
Doctor: Here she comes!
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: Yeah.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and(Stops suddenly.)
Rachel: Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!