words in movies
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?
Phoebe: (interrupting) What are you doing?!! Why are you defending him?! Just get me another doctor! One who is not crazy and who is not Fonzie!
(Phoebe fakes pain to get Ross looking for another doctor.)
[Scene: The delivery room, Ross has returned with another doctor. This one, is well, younger.]
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
[Scene: Another hospital room, Joey has now been admitted and his doctor is about to break the bad news to him, Monica, and Chandler.]
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Joey's Doctor: It's kidney stones.
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones!
[Scene: Joey's room, his doctor, Chandler, and Monica are there.]
Joey's Doctor: Kidney stones! Now, ordinarily Mr. Tribbiani, we try to break up the stones up with shock waves, but they're to close to the bladder now. Which means we can either wait for you to pass them or else go up the urethra
Phoebe: Okay, doctor says any minute now.
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
[Cut to Joey's room, his doctor and Ross are there.]
Joey's Doctor: Are you ready? It's time to try peeing. (Joey makes a face like he is trying to pee.) Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait! It's almost time to try peeing. (Points at the bottle Joey is to pee into.)
Joey's Doctor: Would you like to see them? (He hands Joey a little jar.)
Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?
ERICA: Well, yes, yes, the best doctor in all of Salem, Dr. Drake Remore.
TV DOCTOR: You're the only one who can save her Drake.
JOEY ON TV: Damnit, I'm a doctor, I'm not God.
Ross: Look sweetie, I could be the bigger man, I could be the biggest man, I could be a big, huge, giant man, and it still wouldnt make any difference, except that I could pick your Father up and say Like me! Like me tiny doctor!
WAITER: Oh my God! Someone, he's choking. Is anyone here a doctor?
RUSS: You're jealous because I'm a real doctor.
ROSS: Doctor Burke is sexy?
MRS. GELLER: A real doctor?
MONICA: Well, uh, he's a doctor.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos.]
Doctor Connelly: Above all, even though your chances of conceiving through natural means aren't great, you never know! So, keep having sex on a regular basis.
MONICA: No, a doctor of meat. Of course he's a real doctor. And he's handsome, and he's sweet, and know you'd like him. [she puts her arm around Richard]
(As hes talking Monica notices someone familiar has just entered the restaurant. Lets see; I seem to remember him driving a Ferrari in Hawaii solving crimes as a private investigator and as a certain eye doctor in more recent times.)
Ross: Um, that is because my doctor says that I have a very serious.... nuget.... diffency.
MONICA: Doctor, can I see you for just a minute please? My brother has a slight phobia about needles.
The Doctor: Hes doing just fine, hes resting now, but you can see him in a little bit.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom.]
Rachel: Did you tell the doctor you did it jumping up and down on your bed?
ROSS: Who's Richard Burke? Doc, Doctor Burke? You have a date with Doctor Burke? Why, why, why should that bother me? I, I love that man, he's like a uh, brother to dad.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are there as Rachel and Ross return from the doctors appointment.]
Cliff: I dont believe this. You got him to pretend he was some fake doctor?
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Rachel: Excuse me, Dr. Bobby happens to be an excellent doctor.
Rachel: Honey, maybe we should take you to a doctor.
Chandler: Let me see what you wrote about yourself: "Doctor Paleontology, two kids... " (pause) You split with Carol because you have different interests?... I think you split with Carol because you've one very similar interest!
Ross: Yeah, Im gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall.
Phoebe: All right. Im gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if Im ready to have Frank and Alices embryo transferred into my uterus.
Ross: (stopping her from falling) Okay, okay. Look, you have got to go to a doctor! Okay?
Chandler: The doctor.
The Doctor: (seeing theyre not identical) But uh, this is a study for identical twins.
Richard: Yeah hes no good. Do you ever (pause) think about me in a (pause) non-eye doctor way?
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
MONICA: That's good, have a seat. Um, the doctor says it's gotta be a needle. You're just gonna have to be brave, ok? Can you do that for me?
Doctor: Ill be right with you. Okay? (to the nurse) Thanks, Wendy.
Phoebe: Now, are you sure you dont want to go see a doctor?
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Joey: Doctor? Wow! I didnt know he had a nickname.
JOEY: Alright look, that's it. I don't think we should see each other anymore, alright. Look, I know I should have told you this a long time ago but I am not Drake Remore, OK. I'm not even a doctor, I'm an actor. I just pretend to be a doctor.
Monica: Oh my God! How cute is the on-call doctor?
Amy: Seriously? Its.. its just these rooms? <moves hands around motioning 'just these rooms'> <To Ross> I thought you were a doctor.
The Doctor: Thats it.
Phoebe: You mean like a doctor?
The Doctor: Doctors are wrong all the time.
The Doctor: Actually, giving birth to three babies isnt that different from giving birth to one.
The Doctor: (coming in from surgery) Somebody lose a ring?
The Doctor: No, Im getting three separate heartbeats.
The Doctor: Definitely. (Points out each head on the ultrasound.)
Phoebe: Well, a palm reader, a manicurist, a hand doctor
DOCTOR: No, it's just a good bone bruise. And, right here is the puncture wound from your ring.
Stage Director: Well, here's your phone doctor. (She walks away.)
The Doctor: It says here that the knife went right through your shoe.
The Doctor: Did you bring the toe?
The Doctor: You brought a carrot.
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
The Doctor: What do we got here?
The Doctor: This isn't your toe, this is a small, very cold piece of carrot.
Monica: (To Rachel) Wow! It's really red! You should go see my eye doctor.
The Doctor: Hi Rachel!
Chandler: Is that a hint? Because we love you Doctor Connelly but we don't think we'd want you to be our child! (Dr. Connelly glares at him) Wow, talking about an inhospitable environment!
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-you go to the doctor!
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
The Doctor: I'm Dr. Miller. Monica told me you were a little nervous, but don't worry everything's gonna be just fine.
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Rachel and Monica are waiting as the doctor arrives.]
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
Monica: Oh yes! I have it right here, on ice! (She takes a bag of ice out of her purse and hands it to the doctor.)
(Rachel heads for the door but is intercepted by the doctor.)
Ross: What, you didnt get it? The doctor is a monkey.
Monica: Hey Rach, come on! We're gonna be late for the eye doctor appointment!
Dr. Drake Remoray: Thats right Wesley! I just stopped by to say that, youre not a real doctor! And that womans brain, is fine!
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, the doctor said that could be one of the side effects.
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Ross: Yknow we should probably ask the doctor if she even knows how to deliver a baby thats half human and half pure evil!
Chandler: Rachel, what is the deal with you and doctors, anyway? Was, like, your father a doctor?
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?