words in movies
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Monica: (overlapping) Let her finish, doctor.
Chandler: So, the fact that I am a doctor, and my wife’s a reverend, that’s important to you?
Chandler: Plus I thought the baby would be in good hands with a doctor!
Erica: (to Chandler) Being a doctor must take up a lot of time.
Chandler: She likes Doctor Chandler and Reverend Monica.
Monica: Look, doctor!
Chandler: The agency must have made some mistake. My wife is not a reverend and I'm not a doctor.
Doctor: Well, you don't have that much time to relax. The other one will be along in a minute.
Rachel: Well, lets see. Uh, they gave me cute doctor today and in the middle of the exam I put my pinky in his chin dimple.
Mr. Geller: Doctor Ross Geller.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Phoebe: Hey! So how was the doctor?
Rachel: Hi! Oh, Ross, dont forget, we have that doctors appointment tomorrow!
Joey: No way! Kay look, if I have to go to the doctor for anything its gonna be for this thing sticking out of my stomach! (Rolls over and shows Chandler.)
Dr. Schiff: Im a doctor.
Monica: I-It's just so insulting! Big spring for a new blank tape, Doctor!
Phoebe: Well the doctor says it takes a couple days, but my bodys always been a little faster than Western medicine.
Phoebe: Oh hey! So, how did your doctors appointment go?
[Scene: The Doctors Office, the doctor is writing something as Rachel is on the table, and Ross is standing.]
[Scene: The Hospital, Joey is in the waiting room as Rachel comes back out with the doctor.]
Ross: So, I uh I called the doctor and now we both know the sex of the baby.
Doctor: Oh, here is your beautiful baby. Congratulations!
Joey: Well what do I know?! Im not a doctor!
Rachel: Thank you doctor. (Dr. Long exits.) (To Joey) Oh thank you for being so nice and calm.
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi! Yeah, Im calling on behalf of Monica Gellers eye, and is um, is Richard Burke in today. (Listens) (to Monica) Hes out of town, but does she want to see the on-call doctor?
Chandler: This sounds like a hernia. You have toyou-youGo to the doctor!
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Joey's Doctor: Mr. Tribbiani, I'm afraid you've got kidney stones.
Rachel: Oh. Oh yeah, dont get to worked up over it. I mean it-it sounds like hes a doctor, but hes not.
Ross: (entering) Hey is Rachel here? We have a doctors appointment.
Ross: Yknow what? The doctor will be in soon, why dont we not speak until then.
Ross: Uh, do you wanna go change first? The doctors keeping the office open late for us, but if you hurry
Doctor: And here it is! (The baby cries.)
Chandler: Well, I'm sorry Joe. I didn't think the doctor was gonna buy that it just *fell* out of the socket.
Marc: I am so sorry. The doctor insisted on closing the curtain for the exam.
Joey: Remoray. Its Portuguese. We need that information; Im a doctor.
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Doctor: Oh my. Were gonna need to take you straight to the delivery room.
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Rachel: Oh come on Ross, why are we wasting our time with this other stuff?! We know whats gonna work! Its doctor recommended!
Cliff: Oh my God! Thats the doctor who was in my room before!
Mr. Geller: Kids, I spoke to a doctor and picked up this pamphlets on how to get pregnant. (He slides them under the door.)
Ross: The doctor says its completely normal with all the hormones. Plus, you-youre sleep deprived.
Ross: Thanks doctor.
Ross: Rach, I promise first thing tomorrow we'll find another doctor, but I gotta get up early and I'm not feeling all that well.
Receptionist: The doctor will be right with you sir.
Rachel: Ross, seriously! You've gotta go to an appropriate doctor.
Monica: With good news? (very quickly and wringing hands) Of course it is not good news, you just said (deadpan) "Doctor Connelly just called". If it was good news you would have said (excitedly) "Doctor Connelly just called! " But so what is it? Is there a problem, uh? Is there a problem with me or with you?
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Rachel: What, what, wait a minute! You haven�t even told her you were a doctor, yet? How long have you known her, likean hour?
Rachel: Aren't you a little cute to be a doctor?
Rachel: It's impossible to find a good doctor. I mean, how do you know the good ones from the ones who are gonna push their penis against your knee?
Michelle: Ross, you didn�t tell me you were a doctor!
Phoebe: (interrupting) Uh-huh, me too. Ross, maybe I should've specified that I'd be needing a grown up doctor.
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Chandler: Doctor Connelly just called.
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Ross: "... Sarah. I dig you", Uh? "Doctor Ross Geller".
Ross: So-so what did the doctor say?
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Woman: Doctor Geller, I'm such a huge fan!
Doctor Connelly: And, of course, if you feel that neither of those is right for you, you can always adopt.
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Frank Jr.: Oh, no, no, you can't have Chandler, no. No, no. She's my little genius. I got big hopes for her. She's gonna be a doctor or a realtor..
Ross: Are you kidding? Okay, look. I-I studied evolution. Remember, evolution? Monkey into man? Plus, Im a doctor, and I had a monkey. Im Doctor Monkey!
Doctor: Would you like to cut the umbilical cord?
Doctor Connelly: I'm sorry there wasn't better news from your test last week but I wanted to talk to you about your options.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Phoebe: Oh, he's at the doctor, he didn't poop the whole time we were there!
DOCTOR: No, under these circumstances it has to be an injection, and it has to be now.
Monica: Oh, Chandler, that's sweet. But you don't have to do everything Doctor Phil tells you to do.
Rachel: Oh no, my dad's a doctor and he would always tell me just horror stories (stops and tries to change directions) about ghosts and goblins who totally supported the princess's right to smoke.
Ross: And I'm Doctor Ross Geller.
Doctor: The baby's head is crowning.
Rachel: Yeah, just so weird seeing him like that, you know? I mean he is a doctor, you don't expect doctors to get sick!
The Doctor: Have we talked about the possibility of multiple births?
Doctor: He's just fine.
Doctor: The next baby should be along in a minute.
Doctor: Start pushing. Here we go. Here come the shoulders...
Monica: (to the doctor) Wait, did you know it was twins?
(The baby starts crying, and the doctor holds it up.)
Doctor: It looks like we're about ready over here.
Doctor: You know it's twins, right?
Doctor: I can't believe you didn't know it's twins! This has never happened before.
Doctor: Yeah.
Doctor: Come on, Erica, start pushing again now.
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Doctor: Here she comes!
Chandler: (To Monica) Well, now we have one of each! (To the doctor) And that's enough!
The Doctor: (opening it) Don't worry son, we'll just attach it and(Stops suddenly.)
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]
Rachel: Well, I'm sorry I'm not going to an eye doctor!
Phoebe: Are you lying? Is this like that time you tried to convince us that you were a doctor?
Chandler: This-this Fonzie person you keep referring too, is that uh, is that another doctor?
The Doctor: It's too late, all we can do now is sow up the wound.
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
ROSS: Hey, you're a doctor of gums. That's the smallest body part you can major in. It's like day one, floss. Day two, here's your diploma.
Rachel: Yes! Yes! I got half a mind to contract that doctors uterus though. Mild discomfort, whats he talking about?
(Chandler stares at the doctor, completely shocked. Monica just freezes and turns around slowly.)
Rachel: (to Ross) I can't believe you don't want to know. I mean, I couldn't not know, I mean, if, if the doctor knows, and Carol knows, and Susan knows....
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Mr. Geller: Well I dont know, I-I suppose we may have favored you unconsciously, you were a medical marvel! The doctor said your mother could
Rachel: Doctor you gotta do something! I think you gotta give me drugs or you gotta light a fire up in there and just smoke it out.
Monica: Yeah! And if, and if we have a baby one-day, and the doctor hands it to you in the delivery room and you dont cry, so what! And-and-and, and if we take him to college and come home and see his empty room for the first time, and you got nothing, it wont matter to me.
Monica: Great! Its so amazing! I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I was so nervous, but then after being with you Im all like, "Can the doctor see me now?"