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(Dramatic music plays and Joey does a little Smell-the-fart acting.)
Chandler: What does a guy have to do to be taken seriously around here?!
Joey: Hey! Im an (does the quote-marks thing as well) actor too! Im not sure. I think theyre taking the ferry out to some Italian place on Staten Island.
Joey: It does in mine!
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok? And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?
[Cut to Central Perk, to the theme from The Dick Van Dyke show Joey runs into Central Perk carrying a stack of Soap Opera Digests and falls on the step. He does bounce right back up making it all that much funnier.]
Phoebe: Me too. Although this city is my home, so. So thats dumb what I said, dont tell him I said that. Umm, you make something up. (Mischa does so and Sergei kisses her hand.) Nice, (to Mischa) thank you. This is me. Here.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, my Fathers house does that!
CHAN: Does anyone have one from a different paper? Ross, read yours.
Chandler: (coming up under center, just like a real quarterback does, and puts his hands between Rosss legs.) Twenty-three!! Seventy-four!! (Ross stands up and looks at him) You wanna go shotgun?
Chandler: Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
Monica: Does it have to do with Joey?
Monica: Okay. Does it have to do with Ross and Rachel?
Monica: Does it involve travel?
Monica: Okay, does it involve something to do with Petes computer company?
Monica: Does it involve clogs?
Ross: (He does so, and finds a half-eaten box of cookies.) Youre good. (Tries a cookie.) These are not.
Joey: (does a maniacal laugh) Bwah-hah-hah!
Ross: Yknow actually it does have a very interesting history. Uh, this street is the first street in the city to have an underground sewer system. (Kristen crinkles her nose at that.) Before that sewage and waste would just flow right down the street. Yeah, sometimes ankle deep! (He stops when he realizes what hes talking about.)
Monica: That does not mean you know us better, I-I want a rematch.
Rachel: Why, does she have a bad personality?
Chandler: Yeah. Yeah, but it was a really, really long time ago! Does she still feel bad?
Ross: You know? Come to think of it, it does feel Rubella-like! (Walks back into his room.)
Rachel: Does it?
Rachel: So umm, does it?
Ross: (interrupting) No, Rach, no. I dont, I dont, I dont have to think about it, in fact, Ive decided, Ive decided that, that it.......does.
Ross: (finding the part) (looks up in disgust) It so does not!!!
Hypnosis Tape: Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke.
MRS GREEN: This is so much fun, just the girls. You know what we should do? Does anybody have any marijuana?
Ross: It does. It really and truly does.
Rachel: Does it hurt?
Ross: (he takes a baby blue beret out of a shopping box and puts it on) How does this look?
(She exits and Phoebe goes over and sits down at the machine that works your shoulders and tries to do one, which she does, easily.)
Ross: Come on. These people'll scooch down. You guys'll scooch, won't you? Let's try scooching! Come on. Come on. Uh, Kristen Riggs, this is Carol Willick. Carol, Kristin. Uh, Carol teaches sixth grade. And, Kristin, Kristin...(struggling)...does something that, funnily enough, wasn't even her major!
Chandler: It doesn't say that. Does it?
(Does a Mexican dancing-thing before going to the kitchen.)
MNCA: So, Mr. Rastatter, what exactly does this job entail? The ad wasn't too clear.
Phoebe: Does a dog's lips move when he reads? (Joey makes an `I don't know' face, and looks to Chandler and Rachel, who're also stumped) Okay, no they don't.
Monica: So how does it look?
Ross: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You looked at her. You never look. You just answer, it's just a reflex. Do I look fat? Nooo! Is she prettier than I am? Noo! Does size matter?
Phoebe: Does Joey know?
Tim: Here, let me help. (Does so.)
Joey: Okay, I know it sounds crazy, but I think it might work. Yknow? The only problem is, Carls acting is (Does the international hand symbol for so-so.)
Rachel: Im funny? Oh thank God! Well hey, Ive got a ton of these! Umm, oh hearDo you want a good one? Heres a good one. Umm, you uh, you take a quarter, take a quarter and, and you blacken the edge. Right? (Does so.) And then you say to person, I bet you cant roll this quarter from your forehead to your chin without it leaving your face. And then when they do it, theyre left with a big black pencil line right down the center of their face.
Rachel: No! (Joey sets his beer and bag of chips down and heads into his room.) Oh what does he know! Come on Rosita, us chichas got to stick together! (She tries pulling on the back of the chair, until the hinge breaks and the back falls off.) You bitch!
(In the meantime, Rachel has returned with the perfume and sprays a mist out in front of Phoebe who walks through the mist and does a little spin.)
Rachel: Well, so what does he do?
Hypnosis Tape: You are falling fast asleep. Deeper. Deeper. Deeper. You are now completely asleep. You dont need to smoke. Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman.
Monica: (getting up) All right, Im gonna go to work. Does anybody have a problem with that?
Rachel: What are you talking about, Ross, you just said that you read it twice! Look, y'know what, either it does or it doesnt, and if you have to even think about it...
(They start to leave Central Perk. The band starts to play "Here, There and Everywhere" by the Beatles. The crowd rises from their seats. Phoebe and Chandler walk down the aisle. Phoebe really glows with happiness. So does Mike who watches her walk down the isle. When Phoebe and Chandler arrive, they kiss and Phoebe walks to her bridesmaids.)
Monica: Okay. (She does so and starts to walk towards Joey to receive her pancakes.)
(While Phoebe's bear is still in the lead, it is now closely followed by Joey's robot. Chandler and Monica's dog however, sits down, barking... and does a backflip.)
Joey: Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. (He walks into the kitchen and does a little dance step on the way.)
Rachel: Yeah, when were in the audience he doesnt talk to us, but he does wave.
Phoebe: Yeah, well, everybody does! Im a really cool person. And y'know you had 29 years to find that out, but you didnt even try! Y'know what, you walked out on me, and Im just, Im gonna do the same thing to you.
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
Ross: Well I didnt! I didnt propose! (Pause) Unless uh (Pause) Did I? I havent slept in forty hours and it does sound like something I would do.
Rachel: Well, heres another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?
Chandler: Really? He does? (taking the phone) Hey, buddy, what's up! Oh, she told you about that, huh. Well, yeah, I have one now and then. Well, yeah, now. Well, it's not that big- ..well, that's true,.. Gee, y'know, no-one- no-one's ever put it like that before. Well, okay, thanks! (He hands the phone back and stubs out his cigarette.)
Monica: All right, Im gonna show you something a lot of guys dont know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now
Janice: Oh, look at us! Who wouldve thought that Cupid had a station at 14th Street Nails. (Does the laugh)
Chandler: Actually, can I get some hot water with a little lemon? I think I strained my voice screaming in there. Does it have to be so loud?
(Chandler does so.)
Phoebe: Does anyone wanna watch TV?
Hypnosis Tape: You do not need to smoke. Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. (Joey walks out smiling to himself.)
Monica: I guess Joey was right, it does nothing.
Monica: I know that switch does something, okay? So-so I went down to city hall and got these. All I had to do was pay $25 and wait in line for three hours.
Ross: Does that mean the same thing in England as it does in America?
Chandler: Does for me.
(He does so, and immediately starts looking pathetic.)
(Joey does so, and they both start dancing. Treeger tries to spin Joey, but ends up throwing him into the door.)
Ross: It does not!
Emily: He does that?!
Joey: ...Does the knuckle-cracking bother everybody?
MNCA: Rach, does this have nonfat milk?
Rachel: No, just singing. (Does a little song.)
(Rachel kisses him, and goes upstairs. After shes gone, Ross frantically tries to find and read the Does it? part.)
Monica: Does she use the cups? Yes! I believe she does. Does she use the plates? Yes! I believe she does. (Looks at the wedding dress and stops.)
Ross: What does this mean? What do you, I mean do you wanna, get back together?
Rachel: Yknow, I gotta tell ya, this really does put in a better mood.
Monica: Myself. Yknow for remembering to pack a thing. Yeah, you do a good thing, you get a check! (pause) My mom does it, I never realized it was weird.
Ross: Yeah. (He does so and Phoebe hugs him.)
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, its-its so, its so totally like, "Whoa! Can we do this?" Yknow, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Dont you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, dont you think?
Rachel: You all know? Does Ross know?
Emily: So what did he decide? Does your Uncle Nathan get an invite or not?
Monica: What does she mean by 'involved'?
Ross: So tell me something. What does the phrase 'no date pact' mean to you?
Phoebe: (Trying to get up.) Wait!! Where are you going?! What are you doing?! No!! Wait!! (Not able to get up.) God!! Why am I always pregnant when she does that?!
Ross: So uh, Rach? Does it, does it feel weird around here now? Y'know since I've been away at college.
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Rachel: So does it really hurt as bad as they say?
Rachel: Oh, how does he look? How does he look?
Phoebe: Oh no! Not that guy! He does look like him though.
Chandler: Does that room have a closet I can lock him in? (pause) We'll take it.
Monica: Come here. (He does, and they kiss.) Okay, be right back.
Ross: How come? Everybody else does.
(He does so.)
Monica: So how does this work, you going to balance the plates on these little guys' heads?
Joey: Hey! That must be why I got fired last week! Does this Orson Wells guy direct Burger King commercials?
Joey: Yeah, I like that. But no-no, how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place?
Larry: This does. (Shows her his badge.)
Chandler: You mean this. (Does the maneuver perfectly.)