words in movies
CHANDLER: Well don't you see how gross that is? I mean that's like you using my toothbrush. [Joey gets a sheepish look] You used my toothbrush?
RACHEL: Hi. Well hey, you don't - you don't think they're kind of cool?
ROSS: No, sorry I don't. Tell me why would anyone pay someone to scar their body for life? What if it doesn't come out right Phoebe? Then it's like, I don't know, havin' a bad hair cut all the time. Why's everyone staring at me?
MONICA: No, I don't even know how serious he is about me. Until I do, I'm not telling them anything.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
ROSS: Dad, you really don't want to do that.
PHOEBE: I don't believe this. Is this how this relationship's gonna work? Ross equals boss. I mean, c'mon what is this, 1922?
JOEY: I'm sorry. I'm 28 years old, I've never lived alone, and I'm finally at a place where I've got enough money that I don't need a roommate anymore.
CHANDLER: Woah, woah, woah. I don't need a roommate either, OK? I can afford to live here by myself. Ya know, I may have to bring in somebody once a week to lick the silverware.
PHOEBE: Oh OK. [pulls over her shirt and shows a bare shoulder] Oh no, oh it's gone, that's so weird, I don't know how-where it went.
RACHEL: Really? You don't say, because mine was licked on by kittens.
JOEY: Hey, are you cool with this. I mean, I don't want to leave you high and dry.
JOEY: Listen, uh, I don't know when I'm gonna see you again. CHANDLER: Well, I'm guessing uh, tonight at the coffee house. JOEY: Right, yeah. OK. Um, take care. CHANDLER: Yeah. [Joey walks out and after a few seconds comes back in and gives Chandler a big hug. He then leaves for good and Chandler is left alone in his apartment.] CLOSING CREDITS
CHANDLER: Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we don't wanna look bad.
ROB: I don't know anything about music, but I think you're really, really great.
ERICA: I don't understand, why didn't you help that man?
ROSS: Uhh, hey look, I don't really enjoy being with other men that way. But, um, zoo dollars?
Joey: I play Al Pacino's butt. All right? He goes into the shower, and then- I'm his butt. Monica: (trying not to laugh) Oh my God. Joey: C'mon, you guys. This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! Chandler: Oh no, it's terrific, it's- it's- y'know, you deserve this, after all your years of struggling, you've finally been able to crack your way into show business. Joey: Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care! This is a big break for me! Ross: You're right, you're right, it is.
MONICA: That's Great. You know we don't need to talk about this now. Really, I mean this is, is so way, way, way, in the future, I'm talkin' hovercrafts and apes taking over the planet.
ERICA: No, no no no, you don't have to tell me anything. You don't have to explain yourself to me. Ooh, who am I to question the great Dr. Drake Remore?
ROSS: Uh, I'm sorry, you don't understand, I'm, I'm, I'm a friend of his. We uh, we used to live together.
ROSS: I don't get it, he seemed so happy to see me yesterday.
RACHEL: Wow, so why don't you go talk to him?
Joey: I know, but, I was the best, you know? I liked being the best. (He downs the glass of juice in one swig.) I don't know. Maybe I should just get outta the game. They need guys up in housewares to serve cheese.
PHOEBE: Well, it's not so much that you know, like I don't believe in it, you know, it's just...I don't know, lately I get the feeling that I'm not so much being pulled down as I am being pushed.
VAN DAMME: You don't think I'm cute?
PHOEBE: Oh, OK, I don't eat meat.
Rachel: Yeah. So don't move, okay? Just stay here and... (nods towards Ross) maybe close your blinds at night.
CHANDLER: We don't need to remedy that.
PHOEBE: OK, Rachel, why don't you start talking first.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
SUSIE: Well um, why don't you call me in 20 years and tell me if you're still upset about this. [she leaves with his clothes]
MONICA: You don't have the guts.
CHANDLER: No, no, you don't have to see.
ROSS: [to Joey who's looking over a toilet stall] Joey, some people don't like that.
Joey: Yeah, well, you don't have your racket.
MONICA: Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple.
MONICA: Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.
MONICA: It's just that he doesn't have that much free time, ya know, and I don't know, what do I do?
ROSS: You know what, you guys, we don't have to watch this.
Ross: And that's why, no matter what mommy says, we really were on a break. (baby talk) Yes we were! Yes we were! (picks Emma up) Come here gorgeous. (puts her on his knees and talks to her) Oh! Look at you! You are the cutest little baby ever! You're just a... a little bitty baby, you know that? But you've got... (in a softer voice) You've got big beautiful eyes... Yes you do... and a... and a big round belly. (emphasises the B's) Big baby butt! I like big butts. (raps) I like big butts and I cannot lie / you other brothers can't deny / when a girl walks in with an itty, bitty, waist / and a round thing in your face you get...(Emma laughs) Oh my God, Emma... you're laughing! Oh my God, you've never done that before, have you? You never done that before... Daddy made you laugh, huh? Well, daddy and Sir Mix Alot... What? What? You... you wanna hear some more? Uhm...(raps) My anaconda don't want none / unless you got buns hon... (Emma laughs again and Ross looks worried) I'm a terrible father!
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
MONICA: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
ROSS: I don't know.
RACHEL: Well, I have to be, I don't really have a choice, I mean, you know, I could look at the bright side, I get two birthday parties and two birthday cakes.
MR. GELLER: Well, c'mon. Don't ya want to find out?
JOEY: I don't need to think about it. I was Dr. Drake Remoray. That was huge. Big things are gonna happen, you'll see. Ross, you still there?
ROSS: Humm, that sounds, I don't, perfect.
ROSS: Wha, OK, I'm sorry, let's uh, why don't we find someplace else.
MONICA: Well, we don't really have to decide anything right now, do we?
Chandler: (To Ross) Why don't you cut him a little slack? Okay? Maybe if he relaxes a little bit, he'll get some work done.
MONICA: Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grown up.
Joey: Yeah, calm down. You don't see Ross getting all chaotic and twirly every time they come.
PHOEBE: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?
Mr. Geller: So you don't wanna go to Williamsburg?
PHOEBE: Joey, why don't you talk to Chandler about moving back?
RACHEL: No, you know what, it's late, everything's gonna be closed. Why don't we just do it another night?
CHANDLER: Well, uh, why don't you ask him yourself. Joey, this is my new roommate Eddie.
PHOEBE: Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. [puts the tape in] OK.
JOEY: You don't keep it over here on this table any more?
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
ROSS: Why, why, why can't you stand me being here? I don't, I, we're just, ya know, we're just havin' fun.
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?
PHOEBE: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
CHANDLER: You don't like that show?
Joey: (raises his hand) I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer.
MONICA: Alright, I'll give you the ear thing but don't you think the ending was pretty wonderful?
PHOEBE: Why don't you play with your roommate?
RICHARD: I don't know, I don't have my jammies.
MONICA: Well, maybe you don't need them.
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
Ross: No, no, Carol. There's nothing wrong with it. I just, I just don't think breast milk is for adults.
Joey: Yeah? Well look Ross, you don't have to. Okay? It's not your fault I suck. I mean what kind of an actor can't even say, "Hmm, noodle soup." (Nods his head in disgust.)
JOEY: I don't feel like talkin.
Joey: I dunno, I've been standing here spelling it out for you! (Goes back to the door) I don't hear anything. Oh, wait, wait, wait. (Looks through the spyhole)
PHOEBE: But Joey, you're gonna be fine. You don't need that show, it was just a dumb soap opera.
CHANDLER: See, that's why we don't let her play.
ESTELLE: Don't worry about it already. Things happen.
RACHEL: You're right, I don't have to apologize. Sorry. Damnit!
JOEY: Well don't just say.
EDDIE: I uh, I gotta tell you man, I mean, that's uh, it's kinda out of the blue, I mean don't you think?
CHANDLER: Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault. I'm sorry we've been hoggin so much of his time.
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
CHANDLER: Yeah, he's lived here for years, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about man.
PHOEBE: I don't think it would have sold a million copies but it would have made a nice gift for you.
Joey: I'm sorry, I'm overreacting. Okay, It's just when it comes to food, I have certain rules, okay, I mean (bends down and with his plate and his hands, scrapes the dropped dinner back onto the plate and puts it back on the table) There are things you do..and you now, things.. (takes something from the plate and blows it a little) that you don't do (He takes a bite from it).
RACHEL: So don't do it.
MONICA: I don't want a beer.
JADE: Hello, I'm looking for Bob. This is Jane. I don't know if you're still at this number, but I was just thinking about us, and how great it was, and, well, I know it's been three years, but, I was kinda hoping we could hook up again. I barely had t he nerve to make this call, so you know what I did?
CHANDLER: Don't play with his things.
PHOEBE: Yeah, I don't know.
RACHEL: Wiper blades. I don't even have a car.
MONICA: DON'T...be too long with the phone.
PHOEBE: Ok. Listen, just don't say anything about me, ok. [goes over and grabs the phone that's sitting by Monica]
MONICA: I don't know, I lost it all ok. I lost it.
RACHEL: I, I don't have it.
Rachel: Look! I cleaned! I did the windows, I did the floors... I even used all the attachments on the vacuum, except that little round one with the bristles, I don't know what that's for.
PHOEBE: Um well I don't really. Just genetically. He's kinda my dad too.
PHOEBE: I don't know what to do with that.
JOEY: Look, I don't wanna hear this right now.
JOEY: Hey I liked her, alright. Maybe, maybe too much. I don't know I guess I just got scared.
JOEY: Well why don't you just reach out and take his trampoline.
JOEY: Uh, hey, Dr. Greene, why don't you come with me, we'll put your jacket on Rachel's bed.
PHOEBE: Ok, so I guess we don't invite her parents.
MONICA: I don't know, maybe. I mean I'm dating a man who's pool I once peed in.
Joey: Look, I don't have it all worked out yet, but it's gotta mean big money! Come on! Identical hands!
TRAINER: Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.
ROSS: Look, I know you don't want to hear this right now but, we've seen him in his new place, alright. And he's happy, he's, he's decorated.
Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!
Dr. Franzblau: I don't know, could be an hour, could be three, but relax, she's doing great. So, uh, tell me, are you currently involved with anyone?
RACH: What? [looks, feigns indifference] C'mon you guys, I don't care, I have a date tonight.
JOEY: But don't you need experience for a job like that?
PHOEBE: That you don't stop talking about it.