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Rachel: Listen yknow what sir? For the last time, I dont care what the computer says, we did not take a bag of Mashuga nuts from the mini-bar and we did not watch Dr. Do-Me-A-Little!
Chandler: And Im the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh honey, come on dont be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!
Chandler: Yeah but you dont need(Picks up something)What is this?
Chandler: So you dont have the cameras?!
Rachel: Shh-shh-shh! The guys dont know yet do they?
Monica: No! Joey and Ross dont know anything and Chandler still thinks that Phoebes pregnant.
Rachel: Dont worry I promise that you will only have to be pregnant for a few more hours, cause Im going to tell the father today.
Phoebe: I dont. He got he-he-he-hes hit by a bus.
Phoebe: You dont know him. Its not important. He wants nothing to do with me or the baby. (She sits down like shes pregnant.)
Chandler: I dont know, Monica picked out the flowers.
Rachel: Phoebe the father is not here okay? I havent told him yet and I dont think I can tell him at all now!
Rachel: I dont know, let me think. I was walking down the street thinking, Im gonna tell the father today and then bam!
Phoebe: We dont know.
Chandler: Why dont you go up on stage. Ill get a picture of you doing the speech.
Monica: (throwing up the last present) I dont know how any of these got opened?!
Joey: Well, I dont know. I think it does something to salami.
Chandler: Okay, so this isnt a picture of our first, but it is a picture of my first kiss with with this lady. Which by the look on your face Im sure youll remember. So we dont need(Rips the picture)Theres no need to have this picture. How about I take the real pictures and get them developed right now.
Ross: (shows Tag his sweater tag) Umm, I dont some Italian guy. Come on, read your own label. See you later.
Joshua: You really dont seem like you do. Thats
Rachel: I dont know! But maybe if we keep that drawer shut, itll die.
Chandler: Or a job where you dont have to carry a table.
Phoebe: Ohhh, I wanna come over there and give you a hug and wish you luck on your wedding, but I dontcant get up.
Rachel: Well, so, why dont you just turn it off?
Monica: Okay, all right dont judge me to much. Okay? Um, but I saw this info-mercial, and um, I swear to you I have never-ever bought anything on TV before, except for this mop. But there was this stuff on leg waxing, it just, it looked so amazing....
Hypnosis Tape: You do not need to smoke. Cigarettes dont control you. You are a strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. A strong, confident woman, who does not need to smoke. (Joey walks out smiling to himself.)
Monica: (shyly) I dont know.
Chandler: Dont worry about it. Im taking care of it tonight. (Chandler opens the fridge and grabs something to drink.)
Conan: You dont verbally mess up, but sometimes physically? You mess up.
Phoebe: Oh, well, dont tell me you want to keep more of your stuff in my uterus.
Chandler: I dont care! (turns around and to the people watching them) I dont care!!
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. Well maybe its just the idea of Barry for the rest of my life. I dont know I think I feel like I need to have one last fling, y'know, just to sorta get it out of my system. (Chandler is listening in very intensely)
Phoebe: Yeah, I definitely. I dont like the name Ross.
Elizabeth: Why dont you get in the hot tub and Ill meet you there.
Chandler: They dont really talk to us about that kind of stuff. I can get you some free white out though.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Ross: Uh, I dont know, whatever.
Ross: Oh no. Dont, dont, dont start packing. Come on! (She puts some clothes into her bag, and Ross throws them out.)
Ross: Then dont. Stay here. Just dont go so soon to London, just one more day.
Joey: We dont make enough fun of you already?
Joey: Oh-no, dont try and talk all normal with that thing in your ear.
Ross: I dont want to do that.
Mr. Burgin: Well, were starving, why dont we all go get something to eat?
Ticket Counter Attendant: Im sorry sir, I dont understand.
Monica: I dont know!
Ross: No, no, dont. Why dont we?
Ross: No, I cant. I would, I really would, but my son is here; I cant leave him. Isntyou dont think theres any way?
Emily: Why dont we what?
Rachel: We dont want it-it to be too much, we want it to be subtle.
Monica: (interrupting him) No-no-no, dont-dont do the accent. Youve got to see her again.
Joey: I dont know.
Joey: I dont want to move again!
Chandler: I dont care, this is our apartment! And they stoleyou stole itour apartment, and we won that apartment fair and square, twice! And I am getting it back right now. Im getting back right now!
Chandler: They dont have those.
Phoebe: I dont know. Ooh! Ooh! Look it! (She fans out the trick deck.) Ah-ha!
Chandler: Yeah, well, I dont dance at weddings.
Joey: (asleep) So why dont you give me your number?
Monica: Well, are you asleep right now, Joe? Cause I dont think you have to wear it unless you are!
Joey: (takes out the mouth guard) I know I dont have too! It tastes good. (Puts it back in.)
Joey: Yeah, theres this superintendents dance, the Super Ball. I dont know, and he wants to impress Marge, this lady super that hes a crush on.
Rachel: Its okay. Sometimes, things dont work out the way youd thought they would.
Rachel: (breaking the hug) Oh, hey, dont you have to go pick up Emily?
Monica: No-no, Rachel, dont get it! He cant see us!
Dana: Im sorry Chandler, yknow you are such a sweet guy and I, I dont want to hurt you. Oh, I wish there was something I can do to make you feel better.
Joey: Dont answer that.
Joey: Dont worry man, I get to bring a guest. Well show him.
Rachel: Oh, honey, I dont know. I
Chandler: This isnt one of those uh, yknow "If she doesnt come, we-we dont, we dont come?" Right? Because I already bought my ticket
Rachel: (looking around) Who are you talking too? Oh, youre kidding! Oh, its a joke! (Laughs.) Its funny. Its funny. I dont get it. (Joey doesnt say any thing and Rachel realizes its not a joke.) Oh. (Pause) Okay. Umm I-I uh, wow. Are you uh How did umm When?
Rachel: Noo! Maybe! I, I dont know.
Rachel: God, I am so glad you dont have a problem with this, because if you did, I wouldnt even consider applying.
Joey: Come on Ross! Look, I-I dont have any brothers; Ill never get to be a best man!
Phoebe: Its not kicking me, its kicking one of the other babies. Oh (looks down her dress)! Dont make me come in there!
Joey: Oh, hey, dont forget your shirt.
Rachel: Come on Phoebe! Dont be such a goodie-goodie!
Rachel: I dont know!
Joey: Dude, I screwed up, you dont have to turn me in!
Chandler: Where I dont want to have a relationship ever! I just want to have sex with strippers and my friends!!
Phoebe: Okay, I guess. I mean I dont know, its just, I guess I know its going to be over soon.
Joey: Baby shower. Wow! That sounds sooo like something I dont want to do! Later! (Finally, he makes his exit.)
Joey: So! Things can go wrong! You dont know! What if he doesnt make it?!
Monica: You dont have a car. And your license expired.
Jill: Oh please, I memorized those numbers when I was 15. But look at all the cool make-it-on-my-own stuff I got! (Holds up a red sweater) This is my "Please, hire me" sweater. (Holds up a pair of black pants) And these are my, "Dont you want to rent me this apartment?" pants.
Joey: Now, dont argue with me
Rachel: Oh, I dont know. I guess we have to eat.
Rachel: Oh, I know, I know, its-its so, its so totally like, "Whoa! Can we do this?" Yknow, I mean, but I mean it just feels right! Dont you think? It does! I mean, it just feels right, dont you think?
Ross: So-so come! Why dont you come?
Rachel: Oh, honey! Dont get up! What do you need?
Phoebe: Eh, dont be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married
Ross: I dont know. A month?
Chandler: All right, look, youre not really gonna buy that are you? Dont you think youve embarrassed me enough for one day?
Chandler: How can I answer that when Im pretending I dont know you?
Emily: We dont have to.
Phoebe: Why dont take care of this one, and should I get pregnant again, Ill hold onto your card, okay?
Ross: I dont know, I told her it was stupid to put off the wedding just because the hall was gone and she liked flipped out.
Monica: Ohh. And I dont even have a date.
Joey: No, I dont think so.
Ross: But-but, if you dont love this, well do it in any other place at any other time. Really, its fine, whatever you want.
Ross: And, I dont know, if it starts to rain
Chandler: Sure I do. In fact, I think the whole concept of marriage is unnatural. I mean look at pigs. Lets take a second here and look at pigs. Okay pigs dont mate for life. I mean a pig can have like a hundred sexual partners in a lifetime, and thats just an ordinary pig not even a pig thats good at sports!
Rachel: (checks her watch) Fifty-two minutes. (Pause) So no-no brothers and sisters, huh? That must be nice. You dont have to share stuff.
Mr. Waltham: Dont take that tone with me. (She looks evilly at him.) All-all right you can. (He looks over at Ross and Shrugs.)
Chandler: Chicks dont swim.
Rachel: Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!
Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.
Chandler: I dont want to look.
Phoebe: I dont want to hear about her!!
Monica: (Awkwardly.) Why would I care where Chandler is? You know uhh...You know sometimes I dont even like Chandler.
Joey: Well, why dont you tell me what youre supposed to be! Huh? Because I sure as hell cant figure it out! I talk to you and its nothin. You look at me, and nothin. (He kisses her, more passionately this time) Nothing.
Monica: Oh, I-I dont know.
Joey: No, was my best friend. Anyway, I dont know why youre pushing for him so hard. With him out of the way as my best friend, theres a spot open.
Ross: Oh, I dont, I dont, I dont know
Joey: No you dont, I just saw you go in there with Monica!
Phoebe Sr: No, no, thats just Chuck Magioni, I-I sold him a house last year! And Im very sorry, but I dont know where your Father is, and thats the truth.
Monica: Yes, I want to change. And why-why dont you go down and get us a table?
Phoebe: Yeah, I know, but I dont think that means anything.
Chandler: (To Monica) Hey, listen, why dont we go change in my room?
Sarah: Could you pull open the curtains for me? The astronauts from the space shuttle are gonna be on the news, and since we dont have a TV, the lady across the alley said shed push hers up to a window, so I could watch it.
Ross: Oh, see I-I dont know if were gonna be hungry at three.