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(Rachel goes into her room and closes the door. Which allows Monica to let Chandler out of her room.)
(Chandler runs out the door and closes it behind him. After a short pause the door opens and Chandler comes rushing back through, grabs Monica, kisses her good-bye, and heads back out.)
Joey: Uh yeah, right here. (He punches his fist through the wall next to the door.)
Danny's Sister: (opening the door) Oh, I thought I heard you.
[Scene: Danny's apartment, there's a knock on the door and he answers it.]
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, theres a knock on the door.]
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
Chandler: Listen to me!! (Chandler turns him around and closes and holds the door shut with his feet.)
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
(As they approach the door, Chandler comes out carrying his duck.)
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Joshua: Anyway, hopefully, Ill see you around sometime. (He goes out the door.)
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it.]
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?
(Theres a knock on the door.)
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting in the canoe as Joey runs through the door carrying an outdoor patio table.]
Monica: (looking out the peephole) Ohh, shes looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you cant see people through that little hole, can you? (Goes back to the door.) Hello!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, with a blanket draped over her shoulders, opens the door to a similarly clad Chandler.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
(Joey sticks his head through the gap. Monica and Chandler are now sitting at the dinner table. There is another smaller table full of food standing in front of the front door)
Ross: Aw forget it, its from Pier One. (Theres an angry knock on the door.) Sorry. (Goes and opens the door to an irate Dr. Green.)
Ross: No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!
(Joey does so, and they both start dancing. Treeger tries to spin Joey, but ends up throwing him into the door.)
(Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they cant do it and back up. They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone knocks on the door.)
Carol: (knocking on the door) Ross!
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Ross: (opening the door.) Hey!
Joshua: Oh yeah, yeah uh, its down the hall and uh, second door to your left.
(Its Rachels turn to open the door.)
(They open the door.)
Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)
Chandler: (opening the bathroom door and kicking out the chick and duck) Would you give me one minute!! Please.
(Rachel gets up and ushers them into the hall, as they pass Joshua, he leaps onto the counter to avoid them. Rachel drops them off in the hall, and knocks on Joeys door.)
Rachel: (to the closed door) Hang in there. You hang in there. (Gives him the raspberry.)
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Rachel: Oh, okay! (She goes to answer the door.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
(She opens the door and they kiss.)
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
(She opens a door and they both scream at horror at whats inside of it.)
Joey: Nooo, later. (Walks out the door.)
Joey: Oh, were having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for the door.)
Joey: Then youre not invited. (Starts for the door again.)
(She leaves. Chandler presses his face to the glass door after her, stroking the window lovingly. He then turns to the security camera and starts talking to it.)
Chandler: (opening the door) What?
(Theres a knock on the door.)
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is coming out of the living room carrying his salad and a puzzlebeer! Cold beer. And he decides to fold up Phoebes massage table, but being Ross has trouble with it as there is a knock on the door. He sets the table back up and opens the door to reveal a beautiful woman.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, the middle of the night, there is someone knocking on the door and Monica and Chandler get up to answer it.]
(There is a knock on Rachel and Phoebes door.)
David: Uhm... uhm... Goodbye... Uh... Schto ya ztez vigul... ui... (David holds his hands gently on the back of Phoebe's neck. There's a sound of a a bunch of keys rattling, and the door opens... It's Mike)
[Scene: Joeys sisters house, Chandler hits himself on the head three times and knocks on the door three times. Joey answers it.]
Monica: OK, look. That is Aunt Iris. This woman has been playing poker since she was five. You gotta listen to every word she says. (opens door) Hi!
(They kiss but are interrupted by a knock on the door.)
[Scene: Prof. Sherman's office. Sherman is still asleep on his chair, blocking the door.]
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.]
Phoebe: Well, if I'm going down, I'm taking you (Points at all of them) with me. (They all look at her.) Harboring a fugitive? That's one to three years minimum. Good luck Chandler. (She opens the door to the cop from before.) Okay, you can arrest me. Fine. But you'll never make it stick and you know it!
Monica: I'll get it! (She runs in, and she's her old fat self like The One With The Prom Video. Not only that, she's out of breath after running a short distance. She goes over and opens the door to reveal Rachel with her old nose.) Happy Thanksgiving!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning from a date with Josh, and when they get the door open, Rachel turns and passionately kisses Josh.]
[Scene: A hallway, Ross is selling Brown Bird cookies for Sarah, he stops and knocks on a door.]
Ross: Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.
(She laughs and opens the door to reveal Rachel sitting on the bed.)
Phoebe: (A woman with large breasts walks in the door) Ohh knockers will help us figure it out. (She walks by and he checks her out.)
[Cut to the bathroom, Joey is taking a shower and Phoebe knocks on the door.]
Ross: Em-Emily? (Looking around for her.) Em-Emily? (He runs to the door.) Emily! (He opens the door to reveal the Walthams standing outside.)
(Joey turns to leave but stops at the door.)
Phoebe: All right. Well, don't worry, I call shotgun! (She starts out the door.)
Dave: Yeah, me too. (They reach her door.) So, I guess this is it.
Chandler: (angry) Funniest guy she's ever met! (to the door) I'm funny, right...? What do you know, you're a door... You just like knock-knock jokes... (laughs about himself, but then gets determined again) Save it for inside! (he enters)
Monica: Rachel locked the door.
Joey: I'll kick that door in if you give me a little sugar.
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Rachel: (Running back out the door with her passport.) Bye, Pheebs.
(There's a loud bang on the door.)
Monica: No. If you thought this mess is going to bother me, you are wrong! All right, let's go Blinky! (She ushers Rachel out the door, but before the door fully closes she sticks her head back in.) Chandler!!!! (Chandler agrees to clean up the mess.)
(He goes over and opens the door to reveal Monica holding a plate of cookies and a fan to blow the smell across the hall.)
Rachel: But yknow what, if you think its gonna be okay well just work out a system. Yknow, itll be like college, Ill hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, Im gettin lucky." (Laughs.)
Monica: (Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm (Rachel opens the door.) It's just Joey and Ross.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
Ross: (Bangs on the bathroom door) Emily? Emily? Im coming in. (He opens the door to reveal that the window is gone, along with Emily.)
[Scene: The Girls apartment. Phoebe is dialing the phone and Rachel runs in the door.]
(He closes the door before Rachel can say anything.)
(He carries her over to the door and opens it.)
(He starts to carry her into the hallway but hits her head on the door.)
(He closes the door. Rachel's not happy with that and knocks again. He opens the door.)
(Ross leaves, and after the door closes, Joey gives him the loser sign.)
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler is trying to listen through the door.]
Kathy: (outside the door) No. (Chandler opens the door and they kiss again.)
Joey: Why dont you tell me something I dont know! (He storms out, and once Treeger closes the door behind him, Joey makes an Oops! have.)
(Chandler opens the bathroom door to reveal Joey passed out on the toilet with a toothbrush in his mouth.)
(They start kissing and turn around so that Chandler is facing the door. And Chandler sees Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey walk in and quickly ends the kiss with Monica.)
Joey: (running and banging on Chandlers door) The stripper stole the ring!! The stripper stole the ring!! Chandler! Chandler, get up! Get up! The stripper stole the ring!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
Rachel: Okay. (Closes the door.) Walked right into that one didn't he?
(She heads for the kitchen door and just after she goes through the door )
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is opening the door.]
Chandler: What if Mary-Angela comes to the door and I ask for Mary-Angela?