words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel has just gotten home and is going through the mail. She finds something that's Monica's and goes over and knocks on her closed bedroom door.]
Rachel: Y'know what, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'm just gonna grab a jacket. When I get back, I want every little detail. (There's a knock on the door.) Maybe that's him. (Goes to answer the door.)
Monica: (Panicking) Okay, umm, okay, umm (Rachel opens the door.) It's just Joey and Ross.
(He carries her over to the door and opens it.)
(He starts to carry her into the hallway but hits her head on the door.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Ross is prying at the Magic 8 Ball with a screwdriver as there's a knock on his door which he goes to answer.]
Rachel: (angrily) BACK OFF!!! (She starts banging on their door.) Get up! Get up! Get up! God damn it! Get up, get up, get up, get up, get up!!
(Joey says nothing, but enters the room and kisses her. They are kissing passionately only to stop for a brief "oh" from Rachel. They continue their passionate kiss and Joey closes the door with his foot and it shuts in the camera's "face". And that's the end of the ninth season.)
Chandler: Okay, you guys spend waaaay too much time together. (Goes back inside and shuts the door)
(Chandler opens the door, finally.)
All: Good-bye! Good luck! (She opens the door to reveal Monica and Joey.)
Rachel: (After he closes the door) See ya.
Joanna: Oh God, we just clicked! Yknow how people just click? Like he came by to pick me up, and I opened the door, and it was just like, click! Did he tell you?
(The door opens and Joey and Chandler ride in on the big, fake dog in triumph)
Mr. Kaplan: (opening the closet door revealing that its full of tangled up hangers.) I need these hangers separated ASAP. (she is stunned) Youre welcome.
Chandler: Oh, no, no, no, don't go! I've scared ya'! I've said too much! I'm hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love!! (Janice leaves, Chandler then calls Janice to leave a message on her machine) Hey, Janice! It's me. Um, yeah, I-I-I just wanna apologize in advance for having chased you down the street. (runs out the door)
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, there's a knock on the door and Carol answers it to Ross.]
Joey: (opening the door wearing nothing but a sock, and holding a dart board over the `Little General.') Hey! (Chandler turns down the TV) Now, we're not actually gonna be sleeping in her, but do you mind?
Phoebe: (knocks on the door) Jason?
Phoebe: (at the door) Knock, knock, knock.
(She opens the door and whips back the curtain. It's Joey. They both scream)
Ross: Shes going in. Wait! Hes going in! Hes going in!! The doors closed! I, I cant see anything but the door closed!!
[cut to Monica opening the door of the beach house, with Chandler trying to pick her up for a date.]
[He closes the door and walks over to get something from the fridge. He starts to smell something and turns around to see Phoebes dollhouse smoking. He runs over and takes off the roof to reveal that the dollhouse fire.]
Ross: Yeah. (closes the door, and goes over and kisses Rachel.)
Ross: Yeah, yeah. (opens the door) It wasnt every morning.
(She walks out and slams the door.)
[Scene: The beach house, Rachels bedroom. She is finishing up writing something as Ross walks through the door.]
Phoebe: (to the person that answered the door) Hi, Ursula.
Ursula: (disgusted) Hang on. (She goes into her apartment and slams the door in Phoebes face.)
(Ursula opens the door and hands her the note.)
Monica: (running from the bathroom to her room, wearing only a towel) Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! Not yet! (gets to her room and closes the door, as Rachel gets up to answer the door.)
Joey: Okay. (he gets in the unit and closes the door) See?! I told ya!
Chandler: You gotta let me slam the door! (Leaves; slams the door)
Rachel: Thats weird, she locked the door.
Joanna: (locking her door) Oh.
Chandler: Freedom! I want my freedom! Why wont you here me?! (Opens the door) Sophie, help me! Help me!! (Sophie stands up)
Monica: Third door on the left.
Rachel: Well, I thought you liked doing it. (Rachel starts out the door and stops.)
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks on the door and Treeger opens it.]
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Chandler: Okay, I went over to Ross' apartment to bring back Clunkers. Yknow, for you, and (Clears his throat) I left the door open and she must have gotten out and I looked everywhere, all over the apartment, including the roof, which FYI Ross, one of your neighbors, growing weed. I couldn't find him, and I am so, so, so, sorry. But I do know where we could all go ease the pain. (Points up and then over to the street)
Amanda: (opening the door) Hi!
(Theres a knock on the door.)
(She closes the door and puts his tie into his mouth as a gag.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Ross: Ah, somebodys at the door on the ceiling.
(When Rachel starts to look under the bed if Joey would fit under there, Chandler opens the door inbetween the rooms, grabs Joey by his shirt and drags him to his room, and closes the door again)
Monica: (running in from her bedroom) Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! Ill get it! (opens the door) Hi, Tim.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is getting Monica ready for her date. The guys are also there. The door buzzes.]
Phoebe: Oh, Ill get it. (goes over to the door.)
[cut to later, Tim has left. Monica is still shivering. Theres a knock on the door.]
(Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe start to pick through the lasagne as there's a knock on the door which Monica answers.)
(Rachel slams the door and locks it. She sits down, visibly upset. She puts her head in her hands and begins to cry. Ross comes back and is standing outside the window. When Rachel regroups and gets back up to finish closing, she sees him.)
Rachel: Oh, I know... I still have my old key! (She goes in to get it and comes back with her keys) We can just unlock the door.
[Scene: Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar, bouncing a ball against the door. Joey walks in right as he throws the ball and catches it.]
Monica: Okay! Very funny! Somebody let me out please?! Come on, Im cold! (She spills something.) And covered in marinara sauce! Come on! Let me out! (the door opens)
EDDIE: No. See now I don't think you're being fair. I mean one night you see me and you get scared, I mean, what about all the other nights when you don't see me, huh? What about last night when you went and got a drink of water and I was nice enough to hide behind the door, what's that about, huh?
(As they approach the door, Chandler comes out carrying his duck.)
Chandler: Listen to me!! (Chandler turns him around and closes and holds the door shut with his feet.)
[Scene: Phoebe Sr.s house, theres a knock on the door.]
[Scene: Outside Cheryl's apartment, Monica knocks on Cheryl's door]
[Scene: Kathys apartment, Chandler is knocking on the door.]
(She goes into the freezer to get it herself, and leaves the door open. The waiter from earlier comes by and closes the door.)
Kathy: (opening the door) Hey.
Joshua: Anyway, hopefully, Ill see you around sometime. (He goes out the door.)
Rachel: Oh thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you! (Monica opens the door.) Emily?
(Theres a knock on the door.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is opening the door, but Chandler has the chain on it.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is sitting in the canoe as Joey runs through the door carrying an outdoor patio table.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, with a blanket draped over her shoulders, opens the door to a similarly clad Chandler.]
(Joey sticks his head through the gap. Monica and Chandler are now sitting at the dinner table. There is another smaller table full of food standing in front of the front door)
[Scene: Treegers apartment, Joey knocks and Mr. Treeger opens the door.]
Monica: (looking out the peephole) Ohh, shes looking down the hall. Oh! She looked right at me! Oh wait, you cant see people through that little hole, can you? (Goes back to the door.) Hello!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Ross: Aw forget it, its from Pier One. (Theres an angry knock on the door.) Sorry. (Goes and opens the door to an irate Dr. Green.)
Ross: No, I missed and hit the door. But, it opened really hard!
(Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they cant do it and back up. They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone knocks on the door.)
(Joey does so, and they both start dancing. Treeger tries to spin Joey, but ends up throwing him into the door.)
Carol: (knocking on the door) Ross!
Ross: (opening the door.) Hey!
Ross: Ill be right there. (He goes over and opens the door to Carol, Susan, and Ben.) (To Ben.) Hello! (To Carol.) Hello! (To Susan.) Hey. Uhh, Emily, this is Carol and Susan.
Joshua: Oh yeah, yeah uh, its down the hall and uh, second door to your left.
(Its Rachels turn to open the door.)
(They open the door.)
Chandler: (opening the bathroom door and kicking out the chick and duck) Would you give me one minute!! Please.
Monica: Well discuss it, in the morning! (Slams the door shut.)
(Rachel gets up and ushers them into the hall, as they pass Joshua, he leaps onto the counter to avoid them. Rachel drops them off in the hall, and knocks on Joeys door.)
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Rachel: (to the closed door) Hang in there. You hang in there. (Gives him the raspberry.)
(She opens the door and they kiss.)
Rachel: Oh, okay! (She goes to answer the door.)
(Theres a knock on the door.)
Rachel: (opening the door) Y'know what, I want you to leave! Get outta here!
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
(Ross looks at her, then leaves slamming the door behind him.)
Joey: Then youre not invited. (Starts for the door again.)
Joey: Nooo, later. (Walks out the door.)
Joey: Oh, were having a big party tomorrow night. Later! (Starts for the door.)
(She opens a door and they both scream at horror at whats inside of it.)
[Cut the hallway, Rachel is exited from Monicas when the door closes on her skirt.]
(She leaves. Chandler presses his face to the glass door after her, stroking the window lovingly. He then turns to the security camera and starts talking to it.)
Chandler: (opening the door) What?
(Theres a knock on the door.)