words in movies
Phoebe: (knocking and entering) Hey. Look, I know youve been really depressed lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate.
(There is a knock on the door.)
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
(Chandler crawls over to Monica and they move in to kiss, but they cant do it and back up. They move in to kiss again, and kiss very awkwardly for a second, until someone knocks on the door.)
Ross: Anyway seriously, uh just just talk to the guy, okay? And tell me how it goes. (walks towards the door until )
[Scene: A random apartment building, Chandler and Monica are knocking on the door of the woman from the beginning.]
Ross: Ok, ok! I'm gonna go hide! Oh, this is so exciting, my first mourner! (he hides in the bedroom and closes the door)
[Scene: The beach house, Chandler is simulating hes coming to pick up Monica for a date. Chandler knocks on the door, and Monica answers it.]
(somebody knocks the door, Joey opens and it's Charlie)
Joey: (scores) Yes! I win again! Ha-ha! Thats like 500 bucks you owe me! Whoo-ho-hoo! (Goes over to the fridge and starts opening and closing the door rapidly.) $500 that is a loooot of electricity! (By the way, theres nothing in the fridge.) Whoo-ho-ho! (Notices the sparseness of the fridge.) I gotta buy some food.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! So, I walk in the door and make the right (and he bends his arm to the left. Ross then bends Joey's arm to the right and Joey nods)
[Scene: At the Spa, Phoebe is at the half-opened door]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is scrapping gum off the table as there is a knock on the door. He goes over and opens it.]
Kori: You sick freak, who does that? I can't believe I had a crush on you! (she leaves and slams the door behind her)
ERICA: I'll never forget you Hans. [Joey shuts the door in her face]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is pounding out the hinge pins on the closet door to get it open.]
[Cut back to the living room. Chandler slowly exits the bathroom and gets pushed from behind by Monica and sees Phoebe closing the apartment door.)
(He walks over, but just before he knocks on the door, he hears some moans and looks shocked.)
(Someone knocks on the door)
Joey: You like me? (shuts the door)
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
[Scene: Rachel's hotel room. Joey is standing at the door, facing Rachel]
Ross: Oh, (door is locked) holy molly are we in a pickle now.
(they start to get ready, but then Phoebe enters through the door from Ross's room)
Phoebe: That's the door. He's gone...
Ross: (knocks on door) Rach, you there? (Joey and Rachel both get up from the bed)
Ross: Thanks! (walks out of the room and starts hugging the wall) Thank you! (closes the door)
Rachel: Yeah... (still looking to see where Joey went, and opens the door)
(Joey now enters the room through the door, Monica, Chandler and Phoebe are following him.)
(They leave and Rachel locks the door.)
Rachel: (Joey walks to the door) Although...
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's room. Chandler is packing when Ross knocks on the door and enters...]
Phoebe: Yeah. Youre just gonna knock on his door and change his life forever. Youre like Ed McMahon except without the big check, or the raw sexual magnetism.
(there's knocking on the door which Phoebe opens)
[Flashback to Joey interrupting a bath Monica and Chandler are sharing in The One With All The Kissing. Monica dives underwater as Joey opens the door.]
Rachel: Ross? (to Joey) Can we just close the door?
Phoebe: Okay. (Monica closes the door, gets the guitar, and then hands it out.)
Phoebe: I mean... (David kisses Phoebe on the cheek, makes his way to the door and turns around again)
(They shake hands, he walks out and shuts the door, then seems to change his mind, moves to open the door, than changes his mind again and leans over the door. Just then, Rachel opens the door)
Ross: (Yells) Damnit! (Goes to the door to leave. Rachel just enters, sees him and starts laughing)
(They both walk to the door and enter the hallway.)
(someone knocks on the door. Rachel goes to open it)
(Ross walks to the door and opens it.)
(Ross closes the door)
Joey: Got it! (Goes towards the front door and stands with his back to it) Hey hey hey! (to Chandler) Where do you think you're going?
(Monica turns to see the closed door.)
Joey: Ok! (Opens the door for them)
(They run to the bedroom and close the door carefully just as Joey enters.)
Ross: (he opens the door) Hi Amy!
(Joey and Phoebe leave for the door)
Joey: (Shocked) Oh! Well that's it! He's the last one to go. I'm locking you guys in. (turns the bolts of the door, thereby locking it)
Rachel: Okay, what? What is too sensitive? (There's music coming from the living room. Ross opens the door to the living room and he and Rachel see Sandy play a song for Emma on his recorder. Rachel is moved by this, but Ross only sees his point proven again, and walks back into the kitchen, angrily. The door he was holding, swings back and hits Rachel.)
(they start kissing but someone knocks at the door)
Amy: (yelling from outside) Rachel!! Open up!! It's your sister!! (she knocks on the door again) I have to talk to you!!
Phoebe: Okay (walks out and closes the door behind her, looks up and whispers) If you guys have microphones in there too, I didn't mean any of that. I love you.
Monica: Okay, heres your milk. What do you want to talk about? (She sees that Chandler has fallen asleep and slams the door loudly to wake him up.)
Rachel: Amy, that’s what I was supposed to wear today, that’s why I hung it on the door.
Joey: (Looking inside the fridge, and we only see his back. Then he closes the door, and we see it's Joey.) Hi sweetie!
Chandler: (following him) I'm telling you, I watched the tape. (Reaches Joey's room and Joey slams the door in his face)
[Scene: Rachels bedroom, shes pacing as Ross knocks on her door and opens it a little to stick his hands in.]
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
(Now Joey also wants to listen, and wants to press his ears against the door, which has a big mirror on it, he hesitates seeing himself in the mirror, but still puts his ear against it. We move again to Rachel's room.)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
(The door opens, and there is Gladys, still in her frame though. Joey panics and moves frantically, screaming. Then there is laughing, and the painting is lowered. It was Rachel holding Gladys.)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Somebody knocks the door]
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
Laura: Well, I'm sorry I brought it up. So, are either one of you planning on staying at home with your child... (someone knocks on the door)
(cut to Joey on the other side, who finally leaves the door and goes to his apartment)
Chandler: Well I would've been happy because I would've be able to spend the rest of my life with the woman that I love. Or, you would've seen a Chandler shaped hole in that door. (Points at the door.)
Joey: Wow (He opens his apartment door and throws their stuff in.)
(She closes his door again, and turns around. Then she starts screaming, terrified. There is Glynnis... And Monica holding her up, laughing.)
ROSS: All righty roo. [closes the door] What a great moment to say that for the first time. [goes to get the cigarettes and glasses]
All: Alright, okay. (Phoebe reaches for the door, and tries to open it but it's locked)
Rachel: Alright, come on... (starts to knock on the door) Alright, you guys. We're so sorry we're late. Please let us in, so we can have dinner together.
Chandler: Please let me stay on this side of the door.
(Rachel finally manages to open the door, but the door chain is on.)
(Rachel enters from the main door)
Ross: Fine! Its your life! (Starts to storm out mad about his failed attempt at the manipulation of his best friend and sister, but stops and tries one last time.) I just dont want to see you guys break up! Which you will do if you move in together, (Monica and Chandler just stare at him.) but thats what you want, theres nothing I can do. (Opens the door and tries one more time.) DONT DO IT!!!!! (Finally leaves.)
Rachel: You know what? I don't want to be with them either, but it's Thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together. (Goes to unlock the door)
Monica: Do you hear something? (Chandlers stands up and goes to the door to look out from the peephole)
(They look at each other. We switch back to Monica. Chandler opens the door and she turns to look at him.)
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Chandler enters the door.]
(Monica and Chandler do not look amused by Joeys head in the door)
(The door opens and Joey and Chandler ride in on the big, fake dog in triumph)
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
(Monica closes the door and slowly walks into Rachel’s old and now empty room.)
Monica: (She opens the door.) Hey Ross. What's up bro?
Joey: Dude, you see right thru me!! (They hug) (Joey heads for the door and pushes Chandler's suitcase on the way out.)
[Scene: Richards Apartment, time lapse. Richard is smoking as he hears a knock on the door. He quickly puts out his cigar and opens the door.]
(someone knocks at the door)
Monica: What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad? (looks over to Phoebe and she opens the door, and to their dismay, the stripper is an old, short, fat guy who looks exhausted)
(They walk passed each other, Ross towards the door, Chandler towards the counter, suddenly they turn around to face each other)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is playing living room golf as Rachel enters. Rachel sees this and holds the door open until Chandler is ready to start his swing, when he is, she slams the door shut which causes the club to fly from his hands. He turns around, shocked.]
Ross: Chandler!!! Chandler!!! (He opens the door to the apartment but is stopped by the chain; Chandler and Monica quickly stop making out and try to get dressed.) Chandler, I saw what you were doing through the window! Chandler, I saw what you were doing to my sister! Now get out here!
Rachel: Just so you know... With us... it's never off the table. (she enters her room and closes the door.)
[Scene: Ralph Lauren. Mr Zelner's office. Ross knocks on the door and enters.]
Ross: I see... Thanks very much. (he gets up and walks to the door. On his way out he looks at the photographs Mr Zelner has near his door. He picks one up.) Is this your son?
Monica: No, actually, we're buying the house next door. (Janice gasps)
Chandler: Now that you live next door, we can be together every day. Sid and Monica never have to know a thing.
[Scene: Mr. Zellner's office. There is a knock on the door.]
Joey: Yeah. Sorry about that. (He walks away and knocks on the next door which is answered by a little girl.) Oh, hey little girl. Uhh, is-is your mommy, or sister, or babysitter by any chance a hot girl?
(Monica leaves, and Chandler closes the door. Erica just looks at him.)
[Scene: Chandler and Monica's apartment. Chandler is still leaning against the door, keeping Joey out, who is still banging and shouting on the other side.]
[Scene: The house next door to Chandler and Monica's new house. Chandler is pacing worriedly through the living room when Janice enters.]
(They walk over to the door.)