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(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
Dr. Harad: Hi! Phoebe, I'm Dr. Harad, I'm going to be delivering your babies. I want you to know, you're gonna be in good hands. I've been doing this for a long time. I'll be back in a minute to do your internal, in the meantime, just relax because everything here looks great. And also, I love Fonzie. (Exits)
Dr. Harad: (entering) Okay!
Dr. Harad: Let's see what we got here. Ohh, y'know, Fonzie dated triplets.
Dr. Harad: Oh no-no-no. Fonzie is the nickname of Arthur Fonzerelli. The Fonz.
(Dr. Harad exits.)
Ross: Okay, Phoebe, this Dr. Oberman. He has no strong feelings about Fonzie or any of the Happy Days gang.
Dr. Oberman: Umm, I'm actually a first year resident, but I get that a lot, you see, I-I graduated early
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
[Scene: The delivery room, Dr. Harad is back and checking on Phoebe.]
Dr. Harad: All right, you're getting there. Oh, and y'know, these babies are very, very lucky.
Dr. Harad: They have the honor of being born on The Fonz's half-birthday.
Dr. Harad: Just-just to clarify, I'm not Fonzie. (Phoebe nods in agreement as he leaves.)
Dr. Harad: (laughing) Oh Fonzie.
(Dr. Harad drops what he's doing and stares at her.)
Dr. Harad: Fonzie met Mork. Mork froze Fonzie.
Dr. Harad: Yeah, that's right.
[Scene: The delivery room, later on, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Frank are there as Dr. Harad is checking out Phoebe.]
Dr. Harad: Okay, you're at ten centimeters. Time to start having some babies. All right, I want only the father in here please.
Dr. Harad: All right, I need a clamp, sterile towel, and channel 31.
Dr. Harad: Oh, no-no-no, it's a good one! Fonzie plays the bongos. All right, are you ready? It's time to start pushing.
Dr. Harad: Okay, now push! That's it push! Just concentrate on pushing! Yeah, here we go!
Dr. Harad: All right. Keep pushing! Come on!
Dr. Harad: All right. Here's your first baby.
Dr. Harad: Okay. You ready to push again?
Dr. Harad: All right, he's coming. He's coming!
Dr. Green: What happened to the library?
Dr. Green: Um-hmm.
Ross: Nice to see you again Dr. Green.
[Scene: Restaurant, Rachel and Ross and Dr. Green are having dinner.]
Dr. Green: This where they put it? What, there no table available in the kitchen! Hello, baby.
Dr. Green: You know whats really good here, the lobster. What do you say shall I just order three.
INTERCOM: Dr. Remore, report to first floor emergency, stat.
Ross: So, Dr. Green, hows the old boat.
Dr Green: You kids ready?
Dr. Green: Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, I think I forgot my receipt.
Dr. Green: All right.
Ross: Thanks again, Dr. Green.
Dr. Green: Why not?
Dr. Green: Excuse me, you think Im cheap?
Dr. Green: (gets his receipt and notices the twenty) What is this? Who put a twenty down here? Huh?
Dr. Green: Thanks for dinner last night.
Dr. Green: Baby. Ross.
Ross: Yeah, if youre really hungry. (Dr. Green stares at him) It was a joke, I made a joke.
Dr. Green: Ross? Whats with the neck?
Dr. Green: Oh.
Dr. Green: Hes Bobby Bobby?
Dr. Green: What do you need help for?
Dr. Green: Oh God!
Dr. Green: Id love some juice. Thanks.
(Carol's doctor, Dr. Franzblau arrives.)
DR. REMORE: I know you do but you and I can never be together that way.
Dr. Green: So, why do you let her go to a chiropractor for?
DR. BURKE: Yeah, that's my job. Alright, look up. . . look down, now open your eyes, now look down. That's right, look into the light. Now look at me. . . OK. Your eyes look good. Those are good eyes.
Dr. Green: Excuse me for a moment, will you please, I want to say good night to the Levines, before we go.
(Ross takes a twenty and slips it underneath the bill when Dr. Green isnt looking.)
Dr. Green: So what's new with you, uh, knocked up any more of my daughters lately?
Dr. Baldhara: Well, it's technically not a zoo per se, it's more of an interactive wildlife experience. Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel?
JOEY: Soooooo... you are now looking at Dr. Drake Ramore, neurosurgeon, recurring in at least four episodes!
Monica: (to the lobster) Lucky bastard! (Throws the lobster in and turns around to face the planets most annoying woman, next to Dr. Laura and Kathy Lee Gifford of course. Shes the most annoying female TV character however.) Janice.
Dr. Mitchell: Okay, errrr, Monica?
Dr. Mitchell: Look at this, it's from the cellars of Ernest and Tova Borgnine, so how could we resist?
Lauren: I used to umm, schedule my classes so I could watch Dr. Drake Remoray on Days of Our Lives.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]
Dr. Green: (he stares at Ross) Rust, is boat cancer, Ross.
Dr. Green: Wait a minute, his name is Dr. Bobby?
Ross: Aw forget it, its from Pier One. (Theres an angry knock on the door.) Sorry. (Goes and opens the door to an irate Dr. Green.)
Dr. Zane: Um-hmm, five actually.
Dr. Rhodes: Well that's not a third nipple.
Dr. Zane: Okay, itll take just a little while to prepare the embryos.
Dr. Rhodes: First of all, it's on your ass.
Dr. Rhodes: Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. (Ross starts to take off his pants) What are you doing?
Dr. Johnson: I'm with Hamilton!
Dr. Zane: It looks like your uterus is ready for implantation.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Dr. Zane: No, Im sorry.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's office. Monica is there for her eye appointment.]
Monica: You promised Dr. Weinburg, youd never use that phrase.
Dr. Zane: Ready?
Dr. Green: They found rust. You know what rust does to a boat?
[Scene: Dr. Burkes office, Tim is examining Monica.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is talking to Dr. Baldhara, a zookeeper.]
Bernice: (over intercom) Dr. Farber, Bobby Rush is here for his adjustment.
Dr. Green: Youre still going to that chiropractor, that man couldnt get into medical school in Extapa!
Nurse: Dr. Burke will see you know.
Dr. Timothy Burke: Ready?
Dr. Rosen: (Smiling even more and attempting to take over) And I'm his friend, Dr.Rosen.
DR HORTON: Hard day huh? First the medical award, this.
DR. BURKE: Ya know, she's having another baby.
Ross: Thank you, Dr. Phillips, but Im having my lunch at this table, here in the middle. Im having lunch right here, with my good friend Joey, if hell sit with me.
Joey: (standing up) I will sit with you Dr. Geller. (He goes over to his table and they shake hands.)
Dr. Rosen: So, Monica, what do you do?
Tour Guide: You mean Dr. Geller?
Dr. Green: Come on! Youre just titling! (to Ross) Her legs are fine!
Monica: Oh no-no-no, not Dr. Burke. Dr. Burke is out of town. The-the on-call doctor will see me now.
Phoebe: No, not Phoebe, Dr. Philange. Oh no! You have it too!
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Joey: You don't seem to understand. See, I was Dr. Drake Remoray.
Dr. Leedbetter: Umm, Ross. May I have a word with you?
Dr. Franzblau: All right, he's crowning. Here he comes.
Dr. Green: But what?! You figured youd get what you wanted and then dump her like you dumped Rachel!
Older Scientist: Dr. Geller, theres a seat over here. (Motions to an empty chair at the white table.)
Dr. Leedbetter: Threatening letters, refusal to meet deadlines, apparently people now call you mental.
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) Oh, you know what?
Dr. Leedbetter: (laughs) A sandwich?
Dr. Leedbetter: No.
Dr. Leedbetter: I-I'm sorry. I, I-I-I believe I ate that.
Phoebe: (On the phone, in New York) Uh, hello, this is Ross Gellers personal physician, Dr. Philange.
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
Dr. Leedbetter: We've been getting reports of some very angry behavior on your part.
Dr. Ledbetter: I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet.
Ross: Dr. Green. How are you? (offers his hand, and Dr. Green puts his scarf on it.)
Dr. Leedbetter: It was a simple mistake. It could happen to anyone.
Joey: I know, but Im a neurologist. And just to be on the safe side, Dr. Wells wanted a more comprehensive overview of you status so he sent me.
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr. Biely: Three for excavation and two for analysis.
Joey: (goes over to Ben) Hi Ben! So you wanna be an actor huh? I gotta tell ya, it's no picnic. There's tons of rejection. No stability. One day you're Dr. Drake Remoray, the next day you're eating ketchup right out of the bottle.
DR. REMORE: Amber, I want you to know that I'll always be there for you, as a friend and as your brother.
Dr. Miller: Very good Monica! You know where they are.
Dr. Miller: Ready?
Dr. Miller: Here we go.
Dr. Miller: That's okay.
Dr. Miller: 1 2 3! (Rachel jerks back on 3.)
Dr. Miller: Sit down.
Monica: Dr. Miller? (She covers her right eye and reads from the chart) P E C F D.
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.