words in movies
[Scene: Tulsa, a conference room. Chandler is chairing a group of eight people.]
Monica: A Magic Eight ball?! You can't be serious, you can't make this decision with a toy!
Ross: Well, I was with Carol for like eight years and I lost her. And now if it's possible I think I love you even more. So, it's hard for me to believe that I'm not gonna, well that someone else is not going to take you away.
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Oh, hi Wendy! (Listens) Yeah, eight o'clock. (Listens) What did we say? Ten dollars an hour?... (Listens) OK, great. (Listens) All right, I'll see you then. Bye. (hangs up)
Phoebe: I remember the day I got my first pay check. There was a cave in in one of the mines, and eight people were killed.
Rachel: Are you kidding? Eight hours with my mother talking about Atkins? Good luck, Emma!
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
Monica: It is so great to meet a guy who is smart and funny, and has an emotional age beyond, like eight.
Teacher: Let's get started. Five, six, a-five six seven eight...
Monica: Oh, well... um, that's all there are of these. But in about eight and a half minutes, we'll be serving some delicious onion tartlets.
Chandler: (sighs and gestures to explain) There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!
Joey: There was chocolate on the three. It looked like an eight, alright?
JOEY: Eight hundred and twelve bucks.
MONICA: You can't be a lawyer. You're eight.
Mike: Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens.
Male Jeweler: Okay, I can let it go at eight.
Ross: Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late.
PHOEBE: Eight dollars and 27 cents. But not really, 'cause I put in the first two, just to, you know, get the ball rolling, and to make myself feel better.
Ross: Hey, what are you doing shopping at eight in the morning?
Phoebe: Thankfully you dont need me at all (gets up and to leave) so Okay Super aunt see you later! Rachel lets give it six to eight months (she leaves).
Clerk: Eight oclock is the cut-off and, (looks at his watch) aww, its 8:02.
Ross: All right, the score is nine to eight in favor of the guys. Ladies if you miss this the game is theirs, pick your category.
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Rachel: Good! Cause Ive got a product report to read, its like eight pages, I hope I dont fall asleep.
RACHEL: Oh my God this is sooo humiliating. I think the only thing that tops that was, was, was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school. I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.
Chandler: They couldnt be worse. I spent eight hours calling him last night, just trying to get him to talk to me.
Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.
Monica: (sarcastic) Come on eight.
Monica: All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we dont get married.
Monica: Wait a minute. That wasnt a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.
Chandler: Thats right! It was the wrong kind of eight, no wedding! Damnit!
Cecilia: Eight months.
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Teacher: And we're dancing. A-five, six, seven, eight...
Director: Alright were back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! (He continues to count as we hear Joey think)
RYAN: Phoebe, I have spent the last eight months in a steel tube with men, thinking about this moment. I am not gonna let a bunch of itchy spots stand between us. [He walks to her and kisses her.]
Ross: No, but ah, theres coconut in the Hanukkah Menoreoes. I tell you what, Ill put you down for eight boxes, one for each night.
Monica: You were staring about eight inches south of there.
Monica: Its enough for wedding scenario eight.
Gunther: Okay, here are the tips for this morning. Jen gets 50, 50 for me, and Joey owes eight dollars.
Ben: (answering him) Eight whole days.
Phoebe: Well, hes never coming back! Okay? You just cost me eight dollars a week!
Chandler: Yes, we dont get married unless theres a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then theres a definite sign that we should get married.
Croupler: Eight! Easy eight. (She rolls a 3 and a 5 and theyre stunned.)
Rachel: Um, seven e-e-eight, eight years. Wow.
Monica: Wow! I cant believe I actually rolled an eight.
Chandler: Eight and a half hours of aptitude tests, intelligence tests, personality tests... and what do I learn? (he taps the results and reads them) "You are ideally suited for a career in data processing for a large multinational corporation."
Mrs. Green: Well, I kinda did. Me. Eight weeks of me.
Monica: Hey. Oh good-good youre here! All right, I figured it out. Im gonna take two tables of eight, Im gonna add your parents, and Im gonna turn them into three tables of six. Okay? And I called the caterer; I added two extra meals, we are good to go!
Monica: That doesn't matter! We have waited so long for this. I don't care if it's two babies. I don't care if it's three babies! I don't care if the entire cast of "Eight is Enough" comes out of there! We are taking them home, because they are our children!
Rachel: No. Shes going to live with us for eight weeks.
Dr. Long: So, eight days late huh?
Rachel: Okay, well you had asked me how long we had known each other, and I said, "Eight years." And the um, waiter came over and cut his tip in half, and umm now here we are.
Ross: WhatYoure not serious. I mean shes a very nice woman, but there is no way we can take eight weeks of her. Shell drive us totally crazy.
Ross: No, four minutes ago you had a half hour, we have to be out the door at twenty to eight.
Ross: (hysterically) I'm an eight!
Mackenzie: What are you? Eight?
Rachel: Dr. Long, Ive been at this for seventeen hours! Three women have come and gone with their babies, you gotta give me some good news! How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Mackenzie: I don't have any great ideas. I am eight.
David: Well, after eight years of research I discovered that it can't be done.
Chandler: OK, alright, last minute lesson, last minute lesson. (holds up two cards) Joey... three... eight. Eight... three. (Joey is unamused) Alright babe, deal the cards.
Phoebe: Wow, eight hour flight with a one-year old? Good luck, mom.
Rachel: Oh wow, eight hours? So you could probably really use one of those plug-in telephone headsets huh?
Joey: What are you talking about? 'One woman'? That's like saying there's only one flavor of ice cream for you. Lemme tell you something, Ross. There's lots of flavors out there. There's Rocky Road, and Cookie Dough, and Bing! Cherry Vanilla. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! This is the best thing that ever happened to you! You got married, you were, like, what, eight? Welcome back to the world! Grab a spoon!
Joey: (simulating an echo) Ten, ten.., nine, nine, nine...., eight, eight, eight... (Chandler hits him in the back of the head) Okay, Blast off!
Rachel: Eight weeks. I mean I love my mother, but my God, a long lunch with her is taxing.
Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?
PHOEBE: Yeah, eight of them. That's 56 to him. You know also, if, if it's raining, you can't let him look up too long 'cause that cone'll fill up really really fast.
Chandler: Well Ive been playing it for like eight hours, itll loosen up. Come on, check out the scores. Oh, and also look at the initials, theyre dirty words.