words in movies
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Chandler: (entering, depressed) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Joey: (entering) Morning!
Janine: (entering from her room) Monica! Chandler! Im really-really sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you; I just couldnt get out of going to this play. Im sorry. Have a great time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering.]
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
MINDY: (entering) Rach! Rach!
[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]
Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
Ross: (entering with Monica in tow) Hey!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
Ross: (entering) Hey!
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Phoebe: (entering) Hello.
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) What?!
Monica: (entering) Hi.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened?
Monica: (entering from her room) Okay. I gotta call Michelle. I gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?
Joey: (entering) Where's my underwear?!
Monica: (entering) Hey guys.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
Phoebe: (entering) Hi!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering]
Ross: (entering) Hello.
Chandler: (entering with his ringing phone) Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
Carol and Susan: (entering) Hey!!
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is entering]
Chandler: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering) Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.
Chandler: (entering) Have you seen Joey?
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (to Monica, whos entering) Hey, youre early.
[Scene: the bar, Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place.]
Phoebe: (entering) Helloo! Oh! (sees Joey and starts to leave)
Phoebe: (entering) Hellooo!
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
Janice: (entering) Hows my Bing-a-ling?
Joey: (entering with Monica) Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
Ross: (entering) Hey! Everyone.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! You are gonna love me so much! I felt really bad about the whole bachelorette party thing, so tonight youre gonna have a bachelor party.
Monica: (entering) Hey, guys. Im here to pick out my Christmas tree.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Cecilia is entering the living room from Joeys room followed by Joey.]
Monica: (entering from bedroom) Okay, Ill be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe Im sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.
Chandler: (entering, with a goatee) Hey.
Joey: (entering, interrupting Rachel) Hey! I got great news!
Chandler: (to Rachel, whos entering) Hey! Howd the interview go?
Joey: (angrily entering, to Chandler) Can I talk to you for a second?!
Rachel: (entering, to Ross) The most unbelievable thing happened to me today.
Mr. Kaplan: (entering) Hows that coffee comin, dear?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are entering, Joey is on the phone.]
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Ross: (entering) Hi.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering the living room from her bedroom.]
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering, with about 20 purses hanging around her neck) Morning. Rach, I'm here with the purses!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Morning.
Man: (entering) Is there a Julio here?
Rachel: (entering) Hey.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy.]
Joey: (entering, limping, and holding his arm) I dont like this anymore. (He sits down with them in pain.)
Robert: (entering) Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, and hes very dejected.]
Joey: (entering) Hey.
Ross: (entering) So I nodded off a little.
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Joey: (entering from his bedroom) Morning.
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, Monica is entering from the bathroom.]
Chandler: (entering, happily) Well hello!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey. I need an atlas! I need an atlas!
Joey: (entering from the elevator caring gifts for the kids) Hey, you guys! Look what I found in the giiiiiiift shop. (He doubles over in pain in front an old man in a wheel chair.) Get up! Get up! Get up! (The old man waves him away.)
Ross: (entering) Hey.
Chloe: (entering from bathroom) Morning!
Ross: (entering) Hey.
Ross: (entering) Chloe? Hi..
Ross: (entering out of breath) Jasmine?
Ross: (entering) Hi! Sorry Im late. Were you sleeping?
Frank: (entering with his fianc�e Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc�e, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her)
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Alice: (entering with Frank) Hi!
Frank: (entering) Hi!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are entering.]
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hello.
Phoebe Sr: (entering) Hi! Whats going on?
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Joanna: (entering) Did he call?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, my Fathers house does that!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]