words in movies
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Chandler: (entering, depressed) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Joey: (entering) Morning!
Alice: (entering with Frank) Hi!
Ross: (entering) Hi! Sorry Im late. Were you sleeping?
Frank: (entering) Hi!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are entering.]
Janice: (entering and singing) Monica and Rachel had syrup, now I can get my man to cheer up. (laughs hysterically) Good morning Joey.
Mark: (entering) Hi!
Frank: (entering with his fianc�e Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc�e, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her)
Ross: (entering) Hello.
Phoebe Sr: (entering) Hi! Whats going on?
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Chandler: (entering) Hey, my Fathers house does that!
Joanna: (entering) Did he call?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Lauren: (entering) Hi, Kate!
[Scene: The Moondance Diner, Pete is entering, Monica is on roller skates.]
Joeys Sisters: (entering) Joey!!! Happy Birthday!! (all 7 of them look almost identical)
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey.
[Cut to Joey entering wearing a preppy tennis outfit.]
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Joey: (entering, happily) Hey!
Tommy: (entering, finished with yelling at Ross, who follows him in shell shocked) (happily) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hey.
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Rachel: (entering with Phoebe) This place is amazing.
Monica: (entering) Hey.
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: (entering, interrupting them) Hey guys! What's... (sees what they're doing and stops, the guys are stunned)
Phoebe: (entering) Are you ah, Phoebe Abott?
Phoebe: (entering) Oh, hey!
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) You guys, (holds up an outfit) does this look like something the girlfriend of a paleontologist would wear?
Phoebe: (entering, with Julio) Hi. (sits down in the chair)
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Chandler: (entering with Joey) (to Monica) Coffee house?
Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Rachel: (entering) You guys, youre never gonna believe what I just found tacked up on a telephone pole! (Shes holding a flyer.) Look kinda familiar?
Monica: (entering) Oh my God! What happened?
Ross: (entering) Hey!
ROSS: (entering from Rachel's bedroom) Come on out, honey! I'm telling you look good! (turns around, and under his breath, to the rest of the guys) Tell her she looks good, tell her she looks good.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Oh.
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Hows the hired help?
Mrs. Geller: (entering) (to Monica) Honey, dont bite your nails.
Chandler: (entering) Okay. You were right. I'm in love with Joey's girlfriend.
Phoebe: (entering) Hi! It's me. And soup. (to Rachel) Hey, I just saw Josh, he looks so yummy in your leather jacket.
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Chloe: (entering from bedroom) Hey, what kind of puppy do you think I should get?
Joey: (entering the apartment) Hey. Man, it is so hard to shop for girls.
Kathy: (entering) Hey! (sees whats on TV) Oh God, is that Baywatch?
Mrs. Geller: (entering) Well, everyone seems to be enjoying your dish.
[Cut to someone entering Central Perk which lets a cat in. The cat then runs over to Phoebes guitar case and starts sniffing around.]
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey Gunther, have you uh, have you seen Chandler?
Rachel: (entering Joannas office) Umm, Joanna? I wanna talk about that interview.
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) All right! Let's get this over with! Ugh! (She walks by the table and notices that no one is looking and accidentally on purpose knocks over the open cereal box.) Ohhh! No! Look what I did! (She starts walking through the mess. {Also, notice the continuity error in this scene. Note the position of the box and dispersal pattern of the cereal before and after the camera cut.}) Oh, I mean, look at this mess! I mean, we're probably gonna have to clean this up! Y'know? We're gonna have to reschedule!
Chandler: (entering) Hey, Monica? Can I ask you a cooking question?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is entering, excited.]
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Chandler!! You have the best taste in men!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is entering. As he closes the door, Joey pokes his head up from a box enclosure built using the 2 chairs.]
The Salesman: (Entering before Joey can say anything) Good afternoon, are you the decision maker of the house?
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
Frank and Alice: (entering) Hi!
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom) How desperate am I?
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!!
Joey: (entering from the dining room) Hey.
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Rachel: (entering) Well! Is everybody else having just the best time?!
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey! (Goes to the fridge.)
Mr. Waltham: (entering) I almost forget the tickets, didnt I?
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm meeting Kathy in ten minutes! I've been looking all over for you!
Monica: (entering) Okay, its ready. Come on.
Mr. Waltham: (entering) Rachel! Could I have a moment?
Joey: (entering) Hey-hey!
Chandler: (entering) Hello, children!
Janice: (entering) Hey there Ross!
Rachel: (entering, with Joey) Hey!
Chandler: (entering, with Janice in tow) Hello!
Phoebe: (entering, carrying her massage table) Hi!
Chandler: Nope! Because Im not your boyfriend. (to Phoebe, whos entering) Hey Pheebs, how did it go?
Emily: (entering) Hello?
Chandler: (entering with Rachel) Im telling ya, Joannas got it all wrong. Okay? All I said was, This was fun. Lets do it again sometime. Ill give you a call.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Rachel: (entering) I cant believe it! He still hasnt called.
Alice: (entering) Oh-oh, Phoebe!
Phoebe: (entering carrying a case) Ooh, good, youre hear! Okay.
Alice: (entering) Phoebe! Phoebe! Hi! Hi!
A Waiter: (entering) Hey, dragon! Heres your tips from Monday and Tuesday. (hands him two envelopes)
Joey: (entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (Hes wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.