words in movies
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Chandler: (entering, depressed) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Joey: (entering) Morning!
Phoebe: (knocking and entering) Hey. Look, I know youve been really depressed lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate.
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
Rachel: (entering) Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna.
Ross: (entering) Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.
Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys!
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Monica: (entering) Hey. Where's Joey?
Monica: (entering) Hi.
Joey: (entering) You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.
Rachel: (entering with Paolo, arm in arm) Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica.
[Scene: A Film Set, Joey is entering for his scene.]
Ross: (entering) How we doing, you guys ready?
The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)
Joey: (entering with Chandler) Morning. We ready to go?
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Chandler: (entering, very upset) Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!! (he shoves him out the door)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
Ross: (entering, downtrodden) Hi.
Ross: (entering) How's it going?
Ross: (Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering with a peace offering of a Joey Special, two pizzas.]
Phoebe: (entering) Hey.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Okay, coming!
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Phoebe: (Entering) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
Joey: (entering quietly) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings.
[Scene: Rosss Apartment, Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is entering carrying two pizzas.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering.]
Young Monica: (entering the shot) Ross!!! (starts to wipe up the spill)
Chandler: (entering) Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?
Joey: (entering) Hey, you know our phone's not working?
Joey: (entering) He's back! The peeper's back!
Paulo: (entering) Hey, hey Ross.
Danielle: (entering) Chandler?
Rachel: (entering) Hey, guys, what's up.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.
Hombre Man: (entering) Ready, Annabelle?
Chandler: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?
Phoebe: Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!
RACHEL: [entering hurriedly] Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it.]
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
MINDY: (entering) Rach! Rach!
Janine: (entering from her room) Monica! Chandler! Im really-really sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you; I just couldnt get out of going to this play. Im sorry. Have a great time.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering.]
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
Guru Saj: (entering) Hello, I am Guru Saj-(sees the duck)-Whoa!! (to Joey) Thats supposed to be a duck right? Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
Ross: (entering with Monica in tow) Hey!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering]
Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
Ross: (entering) Hey!
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Phoebe: (entering) Hello.
Monica: (entering from her room) Okay. I gotta call Michelle. I gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to.
Monica: (entering) Hi.
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) What?!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened?
Rachel: (entering from her room) Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?
Joey: (entering) Where's my underwear?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
Monica: (entering) Hey guys.
Phoebe: (entering) Hi!
Ross: (entering) Hello.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering]
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom wearing a big, pink bunny costume) Monica! Can I talk to you for a second? Listen, I appreciate you getting me the costume
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Carol and Susan: (entering) Hey!!
Chandler: (entering with his ringing phone) Joe. Joe! Answer the phone.
Chandler: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Hey Ross! I brought reinforcements.
Joey: (entering) G. I. Joe! Cool! Can I play?
Phoebe: (to Monica, whos entering) Hey, youre early.
Phoebe: (entering) Everbody this is Frank! This is my half-brother Frank.
[Scene: Monica and Rachels, Joey is entering]
Chandler: (entering) Have you seen Joey?
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Monica: (entering from bedroom) Okay, Ill be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe Im sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.
[Scene: the bar, Ross is entering, Phoebe is at the bar, they are the only two in the place.]
Phoebe: (entering) Helloo! Oh! (sees Joey and starts to leave)
Joey: (entering with Monica) Hey, is, is, is Chandler here?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross has just finished putting Ben to sleep, and is entering from Rachels room.]
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
Phoebe: (entering) Hellooo!
Janice: (entering) Hows my Bing-a-ling?