words in movies
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
Chandler: (entering, depressed) Hey.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey there you are!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Is uh, is she gonna be all right?
Ben: (entering) Dad!! (Runs and hugs him.)
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Joey: (entering) Morning!
The Doctor: (entering) (To the receptionist) Can I have the next one please? (Takes the form.) Joey and Tony Tribbiani. (Joey and Carl stand up.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Rachel and Phoebe are already there.]
Monica: (entering) Hey, whats going on?
[Scene: N.Y.Us University Library, Ross is entering with Chandler.]
Phoebe: (entering with Erin) Oh. Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hey everybody! Happy Thanksgiving!
Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
Joey: (entering) Okay, I'm in my sweat pants. Bring on the food! (Sees that Chandler has a worried look on his face) What's the matter?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch and Joey is entering.]
Rachel: (entering, happily) Gooood morning!!
Chandler: (entering) Hey, does anybody need anything copied? Im going down to the Xerox place.
Ross: (entering) Look, I-Im really sorry I let go of the bike.
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering carrying a skull) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering) Oh, hey, you guys!
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering with Phoebe) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hey.
Joey: (entering wearing a Superman costume) Merry Christmas!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering, dragging Chandler, to mediate the argument between Chandler and Monica.]
Joey: (entering) Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is entering without touching anything with his hands. Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
Phoebe: (entering with an aquarium covered by a towel) Hey, Joey, I got you another present. (She puts it on the counter)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's bedroom, Monica is entering with a mug.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge. Joey isnt doing all that well.]
[Scene: Phoebe and Rachel's, they are entering to check out the newly refurbished apartment.]
Monica: (entering, carrying a newspaper) Hey Ross! So, I was checking out the uh, real estate section
Phoebe: (entering) Hey.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is entering.]
Ross: (entering with Monica) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Kristen?
Mr. Geller: (entering) How are you honey?
Monica: (entering) Hey guys!
Tag: (entering from her room) Hey.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Chandler and Phoebe are entering. This is the place where the guy who bought Chandlers ring is going to propose.]
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Everybody hide! Hide! I saw her! Shes coming!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering carry a large box, Monica is mopping the ceiling.]
[Time lapse, Rachel is entering her apartment after breaking up with Tag.]
Joey: (entering, excited) Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is entering.]
Monica: (entering with Rachel) Oh my God! Its true!! Oh my God you are so amazing! Oh my God, can I just ask you to do me oh, just one favor?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe and Monica are there as Joey is entering excitedly.]
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Monica: (entering) Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? (They ignore her.) Guys?
Rachel: (entering from her room) Whoa what?
Joey: (entering carrying a box) Hey!!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Rachel are entering.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering.]
Rachel: (entering) Hi!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Joey is entering.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering and Rachel is still planning.]
[Scene: A Casting Directors Office, Joey is entering for his callback.]
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?
Joey: (entering) Hello!
Rachel: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Hey.
Ross: (entering) What's going on?
Chandler: (entering) Check it out! Check it out! When the babies wake up, they can meet Krog! (He holds up this Xena-like warrior action figure.)
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
Chandler: (entering in a Santa costume) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering) Found the vest! I mean were gonna have to keep an eye on it, yknow make sure we dont lose it again
Mr. Bing: (entering) Hello all!
Ross: (entering from the bathrooms) Hey Chandler, what are you doing tonight?
Monica: (entering) Whats going on?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is entering and arguing baseball with Erin. Phoebe and Rachel are already there.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage.]
Rachel: (entering) Hi.
[Cut to Central Perk, same as before Joey is entering.]
Chandler: (entering from the bedroom) Okay. Heres a question you never have to ask. My dad just called and wanted to know if he could borrow one of your pearl necklaces.
Joey: (entering) Hey! You guys! Remember that audition I had a while ago and didnt get the part?
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering) Oh good youre still here!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey.
Joey: (entering) You opened them all?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, what was that all about?
Joey: (entering with Phoebe) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Rachel wont talk to me! She wont even open the door!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are getting ready to go on their honeymoon. Monica is entering from the bedroom.]
Dr. Long: (entering) Am I interrupting?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Phoebe are entering.]
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Ooh-ooh-ooh! Are we opening presents?
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Is Ross still here?
Ross: (entering with a pizza and beer) Hey!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Rachel: (entering from her room) Hey guys do you think this is too sluttyHi Kash!
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Chandler: (entering) Bob. Bob! Bob!!! (He turns around) What the hell are you doing?!
Chandler: (entering) Hi!
Ross: (entering) Hey! (Hes wearing a costume as well.)
Eric: (entering) Honey?
Eric: (entering) Hey. Ursula said she left her purse.
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!