words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering.]
Joey: (entering) You know there already is a Joseph Stalin?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are entering. As Phoebe is sitting down, she recognizes someone sitting at the counter.]
Ross: (entering) Uh fellas, (Does the maneuver and gives them a double thumbs up, which Chandler returns as he closes the door.)
Monica: (entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, cmere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.
Monica: (entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?
Phoebe: (entering, holding a pair of Roller Blades) Hi.
[Scene: The New York City Children's Fund building. Phoebe and Mike are entering.]
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is working on her book at the kitchen table, Monica is on the couch, and Chandler is entering from the bathroom carrying a package of toilet paper.]
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}
[Flashback to 524 - TOI Vegas, Part II] [Scene: The Gift Shop, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Monica: (entering) Did I miss it? (Phoebe nods no.) Rachel, I-I want you to know that, if its positive, were gonna
[Cut to inside the apartment, Rachel and Ross are entering.]
Joey: (entering) Thats my line! (He walks up the aisle and to the rabbi) I can take it from here, thanks. (To all) Dearly beloved, Im sorry Im a little late. You may be confused by this now, (Hes still in costume) but you wont be Memorial Day weekend 2002. Well, lets get started before the groom takes off again. Huh? (Monica is shocked and looks around.) We are gathered here today, to join this man and this woman in the bonds of holy matrimony. Ive known Monica and Chandler for a long time, and I can not imagine two people more perfect for each other. And now, as Ive left my notes in my dressing room. We shall proceed to the vows. Monica?
Ross: (entering carrying a garment bag) Hey!
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Rachel is entering as Ross comes out of the kitchen carrying popcorn.]
Chandler: (entering) You can call off the roommate search! (To the potential roommate) Hi! Ill be living here. (Heads for the bathroom.)
Jill: (entering, carrying a bunch of shopping bags) I just had the hardest day. Those bags are so heavy. (Sets them down.)
Ross: (before entering) Did you really hear a bear?
Ross: (entering) Okay, okay, okay, I've got two cabs and no people. Go! Go! Go!
Chandler: (entering, carrying a briefcase) Hi.
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
Joey: Okay, here's my big scene. My big scene's here! (They have two of the cops on the street, then they cut to where they're entering an apartment.) Oh my God.
[Scene: A Little White Chapel, Chandler and Monica are entering.]
Phoebe: (knocking and entering) Hey. Look, I know youve been really depressed lately, so I brought someone over to cheer you up. Right outside this door is a real, live, furry playmate.
Rachel: (entering) Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna.
Ross: (entering) Sorry I'm late, I was stuck at work. There was this big dinosaur.. thing.. anyway.
Ross: (entering) How we doing, you guys ready?
Phoebe: (entering) Hi guys!
Dr. Oberman: (entering) Knock knock!How are we today? Any nausea?
Monica: (entering) Hey. Where's Joey?
Phoebe: (entering and sitting down at the table.) Hello. My name is Regina Phalange. I'm a businesswoman in town on business. Would you like to see my card? (Looks down) Ooh, what did I do with my file-a-facts? I must've left it in conference room B.
Rachel: (entering with Paolo, arm in arm) Everybody, this is Paolo. Paolo, I want you to meet my friends. This is Monica.
Monica: (entering) Hi.
[Scene: A Film Set, Joey is entering for his scene.]
The Director: (entering, drunk) I am hurt! (to Joey and Kate) A plague on both your houses! (walks away)
Joey: (entering with Chandler) Morning. We ready to go?
Ross: (entering) How's it going?
Chandler: (entering, very upset) Ok Tommy, that's enough mourning for you! Here we go, bye bye!! (he shoves him out the door)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]
Rachel: (entering, out of breath) Airport, airport. Ross, not alone, Julie, arm around her. Cramp, cramp.
Monica: (Entering) What are you guys doing here?
Phoebe: (entering) Hey.
Ross: (Entering) What is this dive? Only you could've picked this place.
Ross: (entering, downtrodden) Hi.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is entering carrying two pizzas.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering with a peace offering of a Joey Special, two pizzas.]
Rachel: (entering from her room) Okay, coming!
Joey: (entering quietly) Hey.
Phoebe: (Entering) Hey.
(He leaves. Cut to Monica entering Chandler and Joey's apartment. She sneaks up to the shower door)
Phoebe: (entering) Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings.
Phoebe: (entering and talking on mobile phone) Ok, great! All right, bye! (she hangs up) Pain in the ass!! (she looks at the others, then back at the phone) That's off, right?
Young Monica: (entering the shot) Ross!!! (starts to wipe up the spill)
[Scene: Rosss Apartment, Rachel is entering and Ross is making some room on the shelves for his stuff.]
Joey: (entering) Hey, you know our phone's not working?
Chandler: (entering) Hey, anybody got a length of rope about six feet long with a little nouse at the end?
Joey: (entering) He's back! The peeper's back!
Paulo: (entering) Hey, hey Ross.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
Rachel: (entering) Hey, guys, what's up.
Danielle: (entering) Chandler?
Chandler: (entering) Hi. Anybody know a good tailor?
Hombre Man: (entering) Ready, Annabelle?
Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh good, Lenny and Squigy are here.
[Scene: Rachel's bedroom, Rachel, entering selfish mode, is thanking Ross for wrongly taking the entire blame of the breakup; as if she had absolutely nothing to do with it.]
Phoebe: Okay, but, well, before you say no, my friend Susanne is entering her kid and compared to Emma she's a real dog!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
Guru Saj: (entering) Hello, I am Guru Saj-(sees the duck)-Whoa!! (to Joey) Thats supposed to be a duck right? Cause otherwise, this is waaay out of my league.
MRS. GREEN: [entering] There she is.
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
RACHEL: [entering hurriedly] Did I miss it? Did I miss it?
Janine: (entering from her room) Monica! Chandler! Im really-really sorry about tonight. I dont know if Joey told you; I just couldnt get out of going to this play. Im sorry. Have a great time.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are entering carrying groceries and find Phoebe already there standing in front of a huge object that has been gift wrapped.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Ross are there, Phoebe is entering with her date Robert.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still very sick and is entering the living room from the bathroom wearing a robe. Chandler is reading a magazine.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is in the kitchen as Ross and Ben are entering.]
Ross: (entering with Monica in tow) Hey!
JOEY: (entering) Man, I got this close to him (holds up his fingers) and Monica kneed me in the back. What's going on?
MINDY: (entering) Rach! Rach!
[Scene Central Perk, the whole gang is entering]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (entering from bathroom) Hey-hey! Oh, look at you, all sexy.
Phoebe: (entering) Hello.
Monica: (entering) Hi.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel and Monica are entering]
MONICA: (entering) Richard buzzed. He's waiting downstairs.
Joey: (entering) Where's my underwear?!
Rachel: (entering from her bedroom) What?!
Rachel: (entering from her room) Is this a little too... (sees Phoebe) Pheebs, what happened?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
Monica: (entering from her room) Okay. I gotta call Michelle. I gotta see if that was her voice or not. I'm sorry, I just have to.
Rachel: (entering from her room) Okay, Pheebs, quick, what shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?
Monica: (entering) Hey guys.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
Phoebe: (entering) Hi!
Carol and Susan: (entering) Hey!!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering]
Ross: (entering) Hello.