words in movies
Joey: (entering) Hey!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is entering from the bedroom carrying two bags of luggage.]
[Scene: Room 816, Dr. Drake Remoray is entering.]
Man: (entering, carrying a pillow) Hi sweetie!
Ross: (entering) Hey Janice!
Monica: (Entering from her bedroom, talking on the phone) Yeah, once again, I am sorry. Thank you. Bye. (To the gang) I just had to turn down a job catering a funeral for sixty people.
Monica: (entering with everyone else including Mr. Geller) Hi! Hey look whos here!
[Scene: Rachels Room, Phoebe is entering.]
[Scene: Rachels Room, Monica is entering.]
[Scene: Rachels Room, Ross is entering.]
Chandler: (entering, loudly) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering) Have I gone deaf?
Chandler: (entering) Hey Monica, here's your broom back.
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Chandler and Monica are entering to see if they in fact did hear Janice.]
Ross & Rachel: (entering) Hey, hi, hi!
Monica: (entering with husband) Happy birthday!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's and Ross's, Chandler is entering and when he closes the door Joey pops his head out of the fort like before, but this time he's wearing a cowboy hat.]
Chandler: (entering, angry) Yo, paisan! Can I talk to you for a sec? (Pause) Your tailor is a very bad man!
MIKE: (Entering the apartment) I, I was just thinking about how much more we have to talk about.
Chandler: (entering in a Santa costume) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
[Scene: Coffee place, Joey is there, Chandler is entering]
Joey: (entering) (He clears his throat to get their attention.) Hey, Rach? Sorry to interrupt but umm, Phoebe wanted me to talk to you about a trip or something.
Joey: (entering) Oh uh, hey Pheebs. Uh yknow what? Ill-Ill come back later. (He goes to leave but runs into Ross whos entering.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Chandler is entering to find Joey bingeing on the food from the fridge. Joey isnt doing all that well.]
[Cut back to Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Ross: (entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
Joey: (entering the room) Hey!
Phoebe: (entering) Hey!
Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)
Monica: (entering) Hey honey! I missed you today!
Chandler: (entering) Hey guys!
Doctor Connelly: (entering) Hi there.
Ross: (entering) Hey, you guys!
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey Chandler look, I know youre mad, but I just want to say Im sorry. I-I was a total jerk. Completely o-over the line. Uh, I just I hate pulp! Yknow? I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise?
Joey: (entering) Hey! I'm all packed and ready to go!
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
Monica: (entering) Hey!
Phoebe: (looking at Monica entering) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hey!
Rachel: (pause) He is, isnt he? I dont know, I dont know, I mean maybe its just being here at the beach together or, I dont know. But its like something... (shes interrupted by the sound of Bonnie entering)
Ross: (looking at Rachel entering with Emma) Oh, hi! Hi! Thanks for showing you up thirty minutes late!
Chandler: (entering) Hey.
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering.]
Joey: (entering) Hey. (Ross turns to see who it is, and seeing its Joey he just ignores him and turns back around.) Ross, I know youre pissed at me, but we have to talk about this.
Monica: (entering with Erica and Chandler) Hey you guys.
Joey: (entering) Hey!
Ross: (entering) Hey! Okay! I got my passport, fresh socks, and a snake bite kit!
Ross: (entering) Hey, you guys... I have great news.
Rachel: (while entering) Hi you guys.
[Scene: Riff's, Phoebe is entering. Ursula returns with two plates of chicken, but she only has time to set one on the table, when...]
Rachel: (entering) Hi you guys!
Joey: (entering the room) Hey.
[Scene: Cousin Frannies Wedding Reception, Monica and Ross are entering and finding their table.]
The Dry Cleaner: (entering) Son of a bitch!
Monica: (entering from her bedroom) Okay, sperm donor number 03815, come on down! Okay, he's 6'2", 170 pounds, and he describes himself as a male Geena Davis.
Ross: (entering, wearing a white suit with a little red bow tie) Hey, you guys! Guess what?
Chandler: (entering) All right! Okay! I think I am making some progress with Joey, when I went into the apartment he went straight into his bedroom but he only slammed the door once! (Ross is pleased.) I mean yeah, he gave me the finger while doing it.
[Cut to Chandler entering his and Monicas apartment alight with a thousand candles in The One With The Proposal.]
[Scene: The Adoption Agency in Ohio. Monica and Chandler are entering with a man.]
BARRY: (entering) Min. Oh Rach, you're still here, at our wedding, they were packing up the chopped liver about now.
Gunther: (entering with the cat) I just came for the red-velvet pillow.
MONICA: [entering] All right. Tell me if this is too cute. Lesbian wedding, chicken breasts.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is just entering. She takes off her coat and heads for the kitchen. As she does, she knocks something off of a bookcase next to the kitchen door with her coat and it breaks.]
Joey: (entering, dancing and singing) Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! (He dances around the dinner table and exits)
Rachel: (entering, carrying an armful of those little soaps.) Hey-hey, you guys oh hurry up, get some, theres a whole cart outside (Sees the Walthams and stops.)
Chandler: (entering) All right. (Clears throat) I thought about it and maybe youre right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy.
Rachel: (entering) Okay, stop what youre doing, I need envelope stuffers, I need stamp lickers.....
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe is entering to see Monica sitting in front of a mound of wedding gifts.]
[Scene: The Jewelry Store, Chandler is entering with his credit card and Phoebe is holding out another ring for him.]
Joey: (entering) Hey uh Monica, I cant remember. Did we say we were gonna meet here or at the movies?
The Director: Look Joey, theres nothing I can do. Besides, youre probably gonna be out by four anyway. Weve just got one short scene. Its just you and Richard, and God knows hes a pro. Youll be fine. (Walks away and sees Richard entering.) Morning Richard.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is entering to find Chandler playing Ms. Pac-Man.]
Chandler: Oh I used too, but then Joey thought it would be fun to go to Central Park and hit rocks at bigger rocks. (He starts to leave and stops an entering Rachel.) Hey Rach, do you have a tennis racquet?
Joey: (entering) Pheebs come on! Bunny vs. Doody! Were waiting! (They go inside.) (To Chandler and Ross.) Okay. Okay guys, one match, winner take all. (They grasp each others hand in preparation for battle.) Oh wait-wait! What does the winner get?
Dina: I cant believe shes really gone. Look around you, all of this is ours. (They move into kiss but; theyre stopped by Joey entering with a huge bandage wrapped around his head.)
Monica: (entering from her room) Phoebe! (Motions for the earrings. Phoebe gives her the one-minute sign.)
The Director: (entering carrying a newspaper) Here we go people! (starts reading the review) Boxing Day! The Lucille Lortel Theatre, blah-la-la-la Ah-ha! Joey Tribianni, gives an uneven performance, but Mr. Tribianni is not the worst thing in this production.
Monica: (entering and interrupting the guys escape attempt) Okay! The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel has not packed. Now, everybody has to help! Chandler, were gonna start with
Joey: (entering) Hey guys! (Sees their state of undress) What 'cha been doin'? (Has a silly grin.)
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Im so sorry to barge in on your Valentines, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
Phoebe: (entering from Rachel's room, wearing a huge bow to cover the stain) Okay, I'm ready.
Joey: (entering) Hey Ross! Listen, do you want to go see that new Imax movie on tide pools?
Ross: (entering) Hey! So ah, what did the insurance company say?
Chandler: (entering) Im still on London time, does that count?
Paulo: (entering from Rachel's room) Bon giorno tutti!
[Scene: N.Y.U, Rosss new class, he is entering out of breath.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is entering with her own dollhouse, that she made herself.]
Chandler: (entering) Oh hey Rachel, sweetheart? You have got to tell the post office that you have moved. Okay? We are still getting all your bills and stuff. (Hands her all of her bills and stuff.)
Chandler: (entering, slowly) Yknow I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?
Ross: (entering) Uh fellas, (Does the maneuver and gives them a double thumbs up, which Chandler returns as he closes the door.)
Tag: (entering) Yeah? (She holds up the folder) You found them!! (Rachel is not amused, because shes still going to try to blame him for her mistake like every good boss.) Yknow what? Im not even going to gloat. Im just really relived this whole thing is over.
Chandler: (entering) Look, maybe I got carried away before. But there's something you gotta know. If I'm the best, it's only because you've made me the best.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Phoebe are entering. As Phoebe is sitting down, she recognizes someone sitting at the counter.]
Chandler: (entering from bathroom, with an issue of Cosmo) All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men. (to Joey) Get up.
Ross: (entering) Hey! So, uhh, Amanda just-just dropped me off. Yeah, that's one of the things I love about her, she's...uh, she's old enough to drive. (to Monica) So uhh, I guess you're not going to mom and dad's tonight?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment, Joey is entering to find Chandler waiting patiently for him.]
Monica: (entering with something behind her back) Phoebe, cmere. I want to show you something in the bathroom.
Monica: (entering, to Joey and Rachel) Hey, did you guys know, that your oven doesn't work?
Phoebe: (entering, holding a pair of Roller Blades) Hi.
[Scene: The New York City Children's Fund building. Phoebe and Mike are entering.]
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
{Transcribers note: This is where the opening credits are, but theyre not the usual opening credits. Oh no! These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. It starts out with all of them at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the couch, tilting the whole thing towards her. It then goes on to show Rachels still a shop-aholic and with Barry. Fat Monica is sweating while cooking and dancing while eating a donut. Phoebe as the Wall Street shark smoking while on two cell phones. Then theyre dancing in the fountain. Joey entering as Dr. Drake Remoray and meeting a groupie. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling asleep while typing. Ross doing some kara-tay and trying to get Carol into bed. And finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. Just remember one thing, this is an alternate universe. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for instance, Ross and Rachel have no history. And in fact have not seen each other in years in this world.}