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[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters.]
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact (hes in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. Hes got the wool cap, hes got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and hes got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like theyre from the inner-city.]
Monica: Phoebe! Come on! Lets go! (Knocks on her door.) Come on! (Phoebe enters with guitar and not ready to go.) Why arent you dressed yet?!
Ross: It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)
Ross: Guess who? (Enters fully.)
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
Phoebe: Now (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)Ohoh! All right, Ill pound on him in the morning.
(Cassie enters from the guest room, with her hair up. The extremely beautiful and sexy Denise Richards is playing Cassie. Woo hoo! For those of you who dont know who she is, rent Wild Things and she was also the last Bond girl in The World Is Not Enough.)
[Pete enters with his entourage all pumped up, and Ross and Monica are the only ones who stand up and cheer.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is reading The Shining, as Monica enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
Phoebe: Yeah, I kinda do. (Mike lets go of her hand) Well, how's this? (she takes Mike's hand and puts it on her breast, she tears open the sugar and puts it in her coffee. Mike thinks it over and nods appreciative. After that, they hold hands again. Joey now enters, and sees the two sitting on the couch, holding hands.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is working as Monica enters.]
(Barry finds it draped on a cupboard and gives it to Rachel, they kiss as Bobby enters.)
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Joey enters carrying a tub of ice cream. He sets it on the table, takes off his jacket and struggles with the drawer. It cannot be opened.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
(Phoebe enters)
(Suddenly, Phoebes boss, Mrs. Potter, and a client, Mr. Simon, enters.)
Kathy: I'm sorry, you're right, I apologize, but I should tell you that I'm waiting for a date. (Joey enters) Oh, and there he is now.
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Phoebe enters with a paper turkey.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are there. Chandler enters.]
[Joey enters]
[Monica enters]
[Scene: Back in the kitchen at the funeral. Phoebe is there, Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel, Rachel is there, Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is there, Joey enters.]
[Kathy enters]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is reading a cereal box as Ross enters wearing the red sweater.]
[Scene: Garbage room: Mr. Treeger is unclogging the trash chute as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is watching TV as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Phoebes, Frank is watching TV, and hes very depressed as Phoebe enters.]
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Chandler: (enters the room wearing an "I love New York" t-shirt, a "Statue of Liberty" hat and carrying bags) New York is awesome!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
(Monica enters)
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is there. Joey enters.]
[Joey enters holding a letter]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
(Rachel enters)
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters.]
(Chandler enters from his bedroom.)
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
Joey: Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
(Chandler enters with a cigarette.)
[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]
(Rachel enters, she has changed clothes.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is at the bar and Joey enters.]
(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the chick and duck in tow.)
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
[Scene: The Midfield Day School, its after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
Mrs. Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Joey enters his hotel room. The phone is ringing.]
(A male nurse enters.)
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills.]
(Monica enters behind them.)
(Rachel enters.)
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
(Joey enters and Chandler pushes her away.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is there as Monica enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)
(Dan leaves as Chandler enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: You could get arrested, right now! (Flashes the badge and they glare at her.) All right, yeah, I gotta take it back. I'm totally drunk with power. (She heads for the door just as Joey enters.)
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
(Ross enters and his hair is a mess.)
(Danny enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Ross enters.]
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
(Monica enters, but she forgot something. Oh, about 150 pounds. In other words, she lost weight, big time!)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters.]
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
(Ross enters.)
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
(Joey enters.)
(After she exits, Chandler enters.)
Joey: Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! (Chandler is straining to keep quiet as Phoebe enters.)
(Rachel enters.)
(Rachel enters with the cat, wearing the oven mitt, and startles Phoebe.)