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[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler, Joey, Rachel, and Phoebe are standing around the table drinking champagne as Ross enters.]
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Chandler is playing Playstation, Crash Team Racing to be exact (hes in last on Hot Air Skyway to be more exact) as Joey enters from his room desperately trying to look like a 19-year-old. Hes got the wool cap, hes got the cut-off Knicks jersey over the faded T-shirt, and hes got the whole pants-around-the-knees-showing-off-the-boxers thing that rich, white, suburban kids have adopted in a desperate and extremely futile attempt to try to look like theyre from the inner-city.]
Monica: Phoebe! Come on! Lets go! (Knocks on her door.) Come on! (Phoebe enters with guitar and not ready to go.) Why arent you dressed yet?!
Ross: It was just a kiss. (Phoebe enters and overhears this.)
Ross: Guess who? (Enters fully.)
Monica: (opening the door) Hi Pheebs, whats up? (She enters.)
Phoebe: Now (Starts singing again) "Who will perform the ceremony! Who will perform the cer(Chandler enters and grabs her guitar and closes the door behind him)Ohoh! All right, Ill pound on him in the morning.
[Joey enters with his new roommate who is played by none other than Elle MacPherson.]
(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachel starts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters.]
[Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachels door behind her.]
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
[Scene: Iridium, Monica is working as Frannie enters.]
[Scene: Hospital. Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons.]
(Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.)
(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)
(Rachel enters from her room.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: The Gellers Garage, Mr. Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monicas memories as Monica enters.]
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
[Scene: Barry's office, Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters.]
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)
(She opens the door and Alan enters.)
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes resting on the bed as Phoebe enters.]
Joey: (enters) Guess what? (they all look expectantly at him) I finally got that seed out of my teeth.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters.]
(Angela, a beautiful woman in a tight dress, enters.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters.]
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
(Joey enters and he's on the phone.)
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
(Rachel enters from her room.)
(Chandler enters with the phone.)
(Joey enters with his dad)
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.)
(Joey enters.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters.]
(Monica enters.)
(Rachel enters, excited.)
(Chandler enters, running.)
(Susan enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang.]
Chandler: Out of my league. I could get a Brian. (Brian enters behind him) If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. (Sees him) Hey, Brian.
(Ross enters, carrying lasagna)
(Phoebe enters)
[Scene: Monicas childhood bedroom (which has been turned into a gym), Monica is lying on the treadmill as Phoebe enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: The Banquet Room, Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters.]
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.]
(Ross enters, singing.)
Chandler: Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least shes trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray.]
(Rachel enters with Paolo, speaking Italian. Ross looks annoyed)
(Susan enters)
(Joey's dad enters.)
(Joey enters from the stairs.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is reading the paper and Joey enters.]
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
(Janice enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily.]
(Joey enters, looking extremely pleased with himself.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
(Monica enters, excited.)
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey. What a day. I took her everywhere. The Museum of Modern Art, Rockefeller Center, Statue of Liberty.
(Joey enters, happy again.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters.]
(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica enters with some mail.]
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters.]
(Rachel enters from her room.)
(They hug and Joey enters.)
Barry: Sure, sure. Come on... (Mindy enters) ...in...
(Joey enters and looks on approvingly.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
(Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.)
(Ethan enters)
(The whole gang enters.)
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
(A young pregnant woman enters.)
[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters.]
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
Ross: (enters) Hi, honey.
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
(The Hombre man enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there. Phoebe enters carrying video tapes.]
[a stranger enters with flowers]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
(Joey and Monica look at each other and shrug. Ross enters with Marcel on his shoulder)
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
MONICA: (enters) Oh my god.
[Chandler enters with his hair full of mousse and a cheesy moustache]
[Phoebe enters.]