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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is returning. Monica enters from her room wearing nothing but a robe.]
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Ross is there as Chandler enters.]
Joey: A handsome man enters. (Playing the part of the handsome man.) Hey! How's it going guys? I don't know what you two were talking about, but I'd like to say thanks to both of you. You, (Ross) you wouldn't let me give up on myself, and you (Chandler) well you co-created Fireball. The end.
[Joey enters holding a letter]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is there. Joey enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, the whole gang is there as Joey enters]
(Rachel enters)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Phoebe, and Ross are there eating pizza as Rachel enters.]
(Ross enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is eating dinner as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is there as Chandler and Monica enters.]
(Chandler enters from his bedroom.)
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
Joey: Yeah, all right. (Ross enters.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Ross and Chandler are watching TV as Joey enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross is writing on the Magna-Doodle as Rachel enters.]
[Cut to later, Phoebe is still in the chair and Rachel is laying down as Monica enters.]
[Ross enters with several bags from shopping.]
(Rachel enters, she has changed clothes.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is at the bar and Joey enters.]
(Chandler enters with a cigarette.)
(Ross enters.)
(Chandler enters from his bedroom, all depressed and wearing sweat pants, with the chick and duck in tow.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is sitting in the living room as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are playing foosball as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Monica are sitting at the table as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Phoebe is there with her puppy and is trying to sing it to sleep as Chandler enters.]
(As she leaves, a beautiful woman enters and sits down across from the boys.)
[Scene: The Midfield Day School, its after school and Ben is taking a drink of water as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey and Chandler are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is trying to move off of the couch as Rachel enters.]
Mrs. Geller: Rachel's coming up the path. Doesn't she look pretty. Jack... (Rachel enters with a huge nose)
Joey: Well, I was trying to figure out how to get to Buckingham Palace, right? So, Im in my map and-and (Ross enters) Hey!
(Rachel enters, she has changed once again. This time into her high school cheerleading uniform.)
Rachel: (enters with a bag packed) Because Im going to London.
[Scene: Joey enters his hotel room. The phone is ringing.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's erm, Monica and Rachels, Monica is going over some plans as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is balancing a mini hockey stick on his hand as Chandler enters from his room carrying a bunch of bills.]
(Monica enters behind them.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters to find Monica waiting patiently for him. He closes the door and they start kissing.]
(A male nurse enters.)
[Cut to into the bedroom, with Monica still hiding under the covers. Richard enters and sits down next to her.]
(Rachel enters.)
(Chandler enters and sees what they're watching, panics, and runs to turn off the TV.)
(Joey enters and Chandler pushes her away.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is there as Monica enters carrying a huge stack of newspapers.]
Phoebe: You could get arrested, right now! (Flashes the badge and they glare at her.) All right, yeah, I gotta take it back. I'm totally drunk with power. (She heads for the door just as Joey enters.)
(Dan leaves as Chandler enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Rachel, Joey, and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters.]
(Rachel enters from the bathroom and sees the coat.)
Ross: Yeah. Do that for another two hours, you might be where I am right about now. (He enters.)
(Danny enters.)
(Ross enters and his hair is a mess.)
[Scene: Monica's apartment, Joey enters with a menorah, the candles lit.]
(A woman enters wearing a wet wedding dress and frantically starts to look around.)
(Monica enters, but she forgot something. Oh, about 150 pounds. In other words, she lost weight, big time!)
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
(There is a monkey-like noise from within and Ross pushes past Mr. Heckles and enters his apartment)
(Monica quickly dives under the water as Joey enters. He looks a little shocked at what Chandler's doing.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is going through the mail as Joey enters.]
(Ross enters.)
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
(The doctor, Dr. Harad, enters.)
(After she exits, Chandler enters.)
Joey: Oh really! Where? Somewhere funny I'd bet! (Chandler is straining to keep quiet as Phoebe enters.)
(Joey enters.)
(Rachel enters.)
(Rachel enters with the cat, wearing the oven mitt, and startles Phoebe.)
(A girl enters.)
(Both of them remove their hats as Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily.]
(Monica enters.)
[Scene: A locker room, Pete is in a full upper-body cast. Monica enters, sees him, and gasps. Pete tries to turn around, and winces in pain.]
[Scene: Ben's audition, Carol, Ross, and Ben along with about 10 more families are in a waiting room as Joey enters happily.]
CHANDLER: [enters] Ding dong, the psycho's gone.
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: (She enters and hands Phoebe the earring) Here you go. Thank you!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is getting ready for a date with Monica as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is kneeling at the coffee table and has a bunch of pictures laid out in front of her as Rachel enters.]
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is pacing as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Phoebe: Ohh!! God! (Gary enters and she sees him) Ooh! (To Chandler) Get out of here, good for nothing.
Monica: (on phone) Okay, great! Bye. (Hangs up as Chandler enters.) So guess whos coming to Thanksgiving dinner?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is reading a map as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is in the kitchen as Chandler enters.]
(Paolo enters. Ross, Phoebe, and Monica scatter)
(Rachel enters with the "cat" and the chick and the duck start to get riled up.)
(Phoebe enters.)
(They hug as Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica and Chandler are working on the seating chart as Ross enters carrying his tux around.]
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Phoebe is still writing in her book, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Ross, Joey, and Rachel are watching rugby on TV as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is on the couch as Monica enters.]
[Scene: The museum cafeteria, Joey is eating with the tour guides as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is painting her toe nails as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey, Monica, and Phoebe are there as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe enters to find Rachel still packing.]