words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters. Its the next day.]
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters.]
(The movie starts, its a vampires lair and Buffay, The Vampire Layer enters dressed in leather and carrying a wooden stake. Suddenly, the vampire opens his coffin and sits up.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Jill enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is throwing darts, as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's apartment. Rachel and Sandy sit on the couch. Sandy holds Emma. Ross enters the apartment. Sandy and Rachel wipe their tears away with handkerchiefs]
ROSS: Hey, Rach, you know what? I think, I think I know what'll make you feel better. How 'bout you make a list about me. RACHEL: Wha... forget it Ross, no, I am not gonna stand here and make a list of. . . ROSS: C'mon Rachel. RACHEL: OK, you're whiney, you are, you're obsessive, you are insecure, you're, you're gutless, you know, you don't ever, you don't just sort of seize the day, you know. You like me for what, a year, you didn't do anything about it. And, uh, oh, you wear too much of that gel in your hair. ROSS: See there, you uhh, alright, ya, you did what I said. RACHEL: Yeah, and you know what? You're right, I do feel better, thank you Ross. [she walks off and Ross puts his hand to his hair] [Scene: Back at Phoebe's. She is on the phone] PHOEBE: Yeah, um, in Albany, can I have the number of Frank Buffay. . . OK, um, in Ithica. . . alright, um, Saratoga. . . Oneonta. Alright, you know what, you shouldn't call youself information. [hangs up] [Phoebe's grandmother enters] GRANDMOTHER: Hey. PHOEBE: Hello grandma, if that is in fact your real name. GRANDMOTHER: C'mon now Phoe, don't still be mad at me. How's it going? PHOEBE: Well, not so good. Upstate's pretty big, he's pretty small, you do the math. GRANDMOTHER: Well, I think you're better off without him. Oh honey, I know he's your daddy but, but to me he's still the irresponsible creep who knocked up your mom and stole her Gremlin. PHOEBE: No I just, just wanted to know who he was, ya know. GRANDMOTHER: I know. OK, I wasn't completely honest with you when I told you that, uh, I didn't know exactly where he lived. PHOEBE: Whattaya mean? GRANDMOTHER: He lives at 74 Laurel Drive in Middletown. If you hit the Dairy Queen, you've gone too far. You can take my cab. PHOEBE: Wow. Thank you. GRANDMOTHER: Now, remember, nobody else drives that cab. PHOEBE: Uh-huh, got it. Ooh, I'm gonna see my dad. Wish me luck, Grandpa! [blows a kiss to a picture of Einstein]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is eating the cheesecake and Chandler enters and catches her in the act.]
[Scene: The hallway and stairs outside Chandler and Monica's apartment.� Chandler enters from the stairs.� Joey is sitting with a baseball bat.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel folding and packing clothes in suitcases as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Joey’s apartment. Rachel’s there and Ross enters the room with a stuffed dinosaur]
Ross: (enters) It's me. Ron. (Mr. Zellner looks annoyed) Look, I um, I now Rachel turned you down but I think there is a way you might be able to get her to come back.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica and Phoebe are going through a bunch of pictures as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is on the phone, Chandler and Monica are sitting in the living room, and Ross is in the kitchen as Rachel enters from her bedroom.]
[Scene: Ross and Rachel's kitchen. Ross got a beer from the refrigerator and opens the bottle. Rachel now also enters the kitchen.]
[Joey enters, his shoes have bells on, which jingle as he walks. He is wearing a long coat.]
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is making a sandwich as Chandler enters.]
(Joey, whose new diet is working out great, he looks like he only weighs 375 down from 420 enters from the bedroom.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.]
Credits [Scene: Central Perk. Russ enters. Chandler and Phoebe are sitting on the couch.]
(They both leave just as Rachel enters the room, holding a cup.)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey's. Joey's home alone, reading a Sports Illustrated magazine when Chandler enters.]
(Phoebe enters, walks to the couch, sits down, and begins to read a letter without saying hi.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are all there as Phoebe enters dejectedly.]
(She walks over to Central Perk and enters to find Ross sitting on the couch, eating crab cakes. She takes off her coat while groaning and shuddering.)
[Scene: Monica and Chandlers, Monica comes from the bathroom as Chandler enters.]
[Joey enters with his new roommate who is played by none other than Elle MacPherson.]
Joey: I-I think everybodys pretending they dont hear you. Anyway, look, I dont know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, Im telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is writing a letter by the bay window as Rachel enters.]
(Joey turns off the lights, and they all leave as Rachel starts to clean up. Ross enters from the bathroom.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]
[Cut to living room, Phoebe enters and closes Rachels door behind her.]
(Phoebe, Monica, and Rachel enters.)
(Joey leaves and closes the door behind him. Chandler walks towards the living room, but then Joey enters again.)
(Rachel enters from her room.)
[Scene: Iridium, Monica is working as Frannie enters.]
[Scene: Hospital. Phoebe is there stroking Coma Guy's hair, when Monica enters with a bunch of balloons.]
[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
(Monica pushes him off of the sofa as Rachel enters with a shopping bag.)
(Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.)
[Scene: The Gellers Garage, Mr. Geller and Ross are finishing up recreating Monicas memories as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
(She opens the door and Alan enters.)
(Susan enters holding a drink.)
[Scene: Barry's office, Rachel is doing her makeup in the mirror on Barry's lamp as Barry enters.]
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are in pajamas and Monica is making something in the blender as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Erics Apartment, hes resting on the bed as Phoebe enters.]
Joey: (enters) Guess what? (they all look expectantly at him) I finally got that seed out of my teeth.
(Joey enters and he's on the phone.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Chandler is sitting at the kitchen table staring at the phone as Monica enters.]
(Angela, a beautiful woman in a tight dress, enters.)
Chandler: No, you kidding? The guy's a freak.. (Ross enters off camera)
(Chandler enters with the phone.)
(Joey enters with Monica's paper and hands it to her.)
(Rachel enters from her room.)
[Scene: Monicas childhood bedroom (which has been turned into a gym), Monica is lying on the treadmill as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: See, there's always one guy. (Mocking) "If I had a wish, I'd wish for three more wishes." (Joey enters.)
(Joey enters.)
[Scene: The Banquet Room, Chandler is under one of the tables as Ross enters.]
(Phoebe enters.)
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, Monica is making candy like mad as Ross enters.]
(Monica enters.)
(Rachel enters, excited.)
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.]
(Susan enters.)
(Chandler enters, running.)
Chandler: Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least shes trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!
(Ross enters, singing.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang.]
Chandler: Out of my league. I could get a Brian. (Brian enters behind him) If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. (Sees him) Hey, Brian.
(Susan enters)
(Ross enters, carrying lasagna)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray.]
(Rachel enters with Paolo, speaking Italian. Ross looks annoyed)
(Phoebe enters)
(Joey's dad enters.)
(Joey enters with his dad)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is reading the paper and Joey enters.]
(Joey enters from the stairs.)
(Monica enters, excited.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
(Janice enters.)
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey. What a day. I took her everywhere. The Museum of Modern Art, Rockefeller Center, Statue of Liberty.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily.]
(Joey enters, looking extremely pleased with himself.)
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
(Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters.]
(Joey enters, happy again.)
(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica enters with some mail.]
(Rachel enters from her room.)
Barry: Sure, sure. Come on... (Mindy enters) ...in...
(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters.]
(They hug and Joey enters.)
(Joey enters and looks on approvingly.)
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)