words in movies
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is still looking out the window as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is on the couch reading as Rachel enters. Its the next day.]
[Scene: Central Perk, time lapse, Rachel is at the counter as Jill enters.]
(The movie starts, its a vampires lair and Buffay, The Vampire Layer enters dressed in leather and carrying a wooden stake. Suddenly, the vampire opens his coffin and sits up.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is reading Chicken Soup for the Soul as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey is reading a paper as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Jill enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
(Ethan enters)
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
(A young pregnant woman enters.)
(The whole gang enters.)
[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters.]
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
Ross: (enters) Hi, honey.
(The Hombre man enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.]
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
(Joey and Monica look at each other and shrug. Ross enters with Marcel on his shoulder)
[a stranger enters with flowers]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there. Phoebe enters carrying video tapes.]
MONICA: (enters) Oh my god.
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
[Richard enters]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Monica enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
Phoebe: That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!
[Julie enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Chandler enters with his hair full of mousse and a cheesy moustache]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters clutching his phone.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
[Rachel enters from her room]
[Joey enters in a Superman-costume]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is working. Ross enters with Ben.]
[Joey enters.]
[Monica enters from her bedroom.]
[Ross enters, depressed.]
[Russ enters, walking in behind Chandler.]
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
[Joey enters.]
[Ross enters]
[Phoebe enters all dressed up]
[Ross enters with a suitcase]
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
[little kid enters]
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]
[Ross enters, sees Joey in the mirror]
[Chandler enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself, Joey enters]
[Joey enters]
[Rachel enters with a laundry basket]
[Rachel enters]
[Rachel enters]
[Ross enters]
ROSS: [Rachel enters] Oh.
ROSS: [enters] Ok, what the hell happened back there?
[Scene: Museum of Natural History. Ross enters the display where Rachel is waiting.]
[Ross enters]
PHOEBE: I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters]
MR. GELLER: [enters with his bat] Found it.
[Phoebe enters]
[Pheobe enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container in sight. Chandler enters.]
[Phoebe enters]
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
[Rachel enters with laundry and starts folding]
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room.]
[Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey enters with several magazines and runs up to Phoebe.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
ROSS: [enters] Oh my God, what's goin' on?
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum.]
[Scene: Central Perk, its the same scene from the end of last weeks show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.]
(He hangs up the phone and tears the note off the pad.� Then, he stops and re-reads it.� Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
[Scene Barry's office, Barry is working on patient, Robbie, as Rachel enters.]
[Rachel enters]
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey.
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey enters.]
[Monica enters carrying food that's been delivered]
[Scene: A hall on the floor where Chandler works. Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation. One of them is doing Chandler.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters.]
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
ROSS: [enters] Hiii.
(Annoying wedding planner enters)
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room. Phoebe is fixing her hair and Duncan enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
(Monica enters from her bedroom)
[Chandler enters]
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
(Chandler enters the bathroom, and Monica is standing there in a towel, with her hair stuck in the shower curtain.)
(A guy enters that looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin from The Hunt for Red October, Pearl Harbor, and Beetlejuice.)