words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, and Rachel are there, as Phoebe enters with her date.]
[Scene: Phoebes Herbal Guys office, Ross is there about his thing. Ross is looking around the exam room, and he goes over to a large bank of drawers, pulls one out and almost spills it as the herbalist, Guru Saj, enters.]
Phoebe: (singing) Crazy underwear, creepin up my butt. (Jason enters) Crazy underwear, always in a rut. Crazy under-(sees Jason)-wear (In her head) Oh No! What is he doing here? All right, just keep playing, just keep playing. Youll get through this; youll be fine. (She tries to continue the song, but she has lost the ability to pronounce words, and the lyrics come out as gibberish.) (giving up on the song) Okay, thank you. And, as always no one talk to me after the show.
(Monica enters.)
(Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.]
(Rachel enters, excited.)
(Chandler enters, running.)
(Susan enters.)
(Ross enters, singing.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang.]
Chandler: Out of my league. I could get a Brian. (Brian enters behind him) If I wanted to get a Brian, I could get a Brian. (Sees him) Hey, Brian.
Chandler: Oh what is it honey, you need some tea? Some soup? (He gets up from the couch and goes into the bedroom to find Monica, still in the robe, lying seductively on the bed. Or at least shes trying too and as he enters the room, she takes the robe off on of her legs.) Oh-ohhhh!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is standing at the counter as Monica enters carrying a tray.]
(Rachel enters with Paolo, speaking Italian. Ross looks annoyed)
(Ross enters, carrying lasagna)
(Susan enters)
(Phoebe enters)
(Joey enters with his dad)
(Joey's dad enters.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's. Phoebe is reading the paper and Joey enters.]
(Joey enters from the stairs.)
(Janice enters.)
(Lorraine leaves. Joey shakes his head as though to say, 'It can't be the same Janice.' Janice enters.)
(Monica enters, excited.)
(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)
Rachel: Oh really? Well how would you like it if I had sex with you and I taped it? (Joey smiles luridly) Oh forget it! (Ross enters.) Oh there he is now, the father of my child, the porn king of the west village.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Monica are eating breakfast as Joey enters, very happily.]
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey. What a day. I took her everywhere. The Museum of Modern Art, Rockefeller Center, Statue of Liberty.
(Joey enters, looking extremely pleased with himself.)
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Shelley is drinking coffee; Chandler enters.]
(Another man, an older man, enters, looking around and bumps into Chandler.)
(Knock on door. Ross opens it. Rachel enters.)
Ross: All right. (Reading.) A room. A man enters, he looks suspicious. (Stops reading a flips the page to find the next one is blank.) That's it? (Joey shrugs.) Joey, you're supposed to have five pages done by now! Including an exciting incident! (Flipping through the rest of the pad.) And what is, and what is all this?! (Reading.) The official rulebook of Fireball.
(Joey enters from behind a curtain. The others all talk at once.)
(Rachel enters from her room.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving coffee as Mindy enters.]
(They hug and Joey enters.)
Barry: Sure, sure. Come on... (Mindy enters) ...in...
(Joey enters, happy again.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica enters with some mail.]
(Rachel enters.)
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
(Joey enters and looks on approvingly.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
(Ethan enters)
[Time lapse. Chandler and Joey are making the fire, Monica and Phoebe are inside. Ross enters, carrying luggage.]
(Monica enters from their apartment, crying)
(A young pregnant woman enters.)
(The whole gang enters.)
Ross: (enters) Hi, honey.
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
[Phoebe enters.]
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
(Joey and Monica look at each other and shrug. Ross enters with Marcel on his shoulder)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there. Phoebe enters carrying video tapes.]
MONICA: (enters) Oh my god.
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
[Richard enters]
[Monica enters.]
(The Hombre man enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.]
[a stranger enters with flowers]
[Julie enters.]
Phoebe: That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Chandler enters with his hair full of mousse and a cheesy moustache]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Rachel enters from her room]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters clutching his phone.]
[Russ enters, walking in behind Chandler.]
[Joey enters in a Superman-costume]
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
[Ross enters, depressed.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is working. Ross enters with Ben.]
[Joey enters.]
[Monica enters from her bedroom.]
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
[Joey enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself, Joey enters]
[Phoebe enters all dressed up]
[Ross enters with a suitcase]
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
[Chandler enters]
[Joey enters]
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]
[little kid enters]
[Ross enters]
[Ross enters, sees Joey in the mirror]
[Rachel enters with a laundry basket]
ROSS: [Rachel enters] Oh.
ROSS: [enters] Ok, what the hell happened back there?
[Rachel enters]