words in movies
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel and Phoebe are at the counter as Ross enters.]
Dr. Green: (on phone, not hearing her) theres gonna be a wedding! (Joey enters from his room and goes to get a beer from the fridge.) Thats unacceptable Rachel! What the hell does love have to do with it anyway?! There are more important things in a marriage other than love! (Joey hears something and looks around for the source.) constantly thinking about things! You have to think about the consequences of your decision. (Joey finds that the sound is coming from the phone and puts it to his ear.)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is balancing an aluminum can on her stomach as Ross enters.]
Bitsy: Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth! (Phoebe almost enters the room, but she hears the discussion and waits and evesdrops next to the door-opening.)
Rachel: Okay. Okay fine, yknow what? We will let Ross and Joey decide. (Ross enters.) (In a sexy voice.) Hiiiii, Ross! Sweetie.
Ross: (enters) Hi, honey.
(The Hombre man enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is there as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, time lapse. Rachel is entering the living room from her bedroom as Monica enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Monica are all there as Chandler enters wearing glasses.]
CAROL: [enters with Susan] Hello
(Joey and Monica look at each other and shrug. Ross enters with Marcel on his shoulder)
[a stranger enters with flowers]
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are there. Phoebe enters carrying video tapes.]
MONICA: (enters) Oh my god.
[Scene: Ross' apartment. Chandler and Joey are there. Ross enters with a pizza.]
[Richard enters]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Monica enters.]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Rachel is trying to repair the thing she broke earlier, but gets interrupted by hearing Ross at the door. She panics and throws the thing into the kitchen. And runs to the couch as Ross enters.]
Phoebe: That man across the street just kicked that pigeon! (Rachel enters.) Oh!
[Julie enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Rachel enters.]
[Chandler enters with his hair full of mousse and a cheesy moustache]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe are there as Ross enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler enters clutching his phone.]
[Rachel enters from her room]
[Joey enters in a Superman-costume]
Monica: For your information, ass munch, I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing. (A guy enters holding a pizza box)
[Ross enters, depressed.]
[Scene: Central Perk. Rachel is working. Ross enters with Ben.]
[Joey enters.]
[Russ enters, walking in behind Chandler.]
[Monica enters from her bedroom.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]
[Joey enters.]
[Julie... Ross's ex-girlfriend... enters.]
[Phoebe enters all dressed up]
[Ross enters with a suitcase]
[Phoebe turns back around but Rachel is gone. Ross enters.]
[Scene: The Hall Outside Lydia's Room, Joey is walking up to Lydia's room with balloons, but before he enters he sees that the baby's father has arrived. He listens at the door.]
[little kid enters]
[Ross enters]
[Chandler enters]
[Ross enters, sees Joey in the mirror]
[Joey enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is playing foosball by himself, Joey enters]
[Rachel enters with a laundry basket]
ROSS: [Rachel enters] Oh.
[Ross enters]
ROSS: [enters] Ok, what the hell happened back there?
[Rachel enters]
[Scene: Museum of Natural History. Ross enters the display where Rachel is waiting.]
[Rachel enters]
PHOEBE: I think on my shoulder. [Ross enters]
RACHEL: [enters from her room] OK, ready when you are.
MR. GELLER: [enters with his bat] Found it.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's apartment. Rachel is sitting at the kitchen counter and Ross enters from Rachel and Emma's room.]
[Phoebe enters]
[Rachel enters with laundry and starts folding]
[Pheobe enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container in sight. Chandler enters.]
[Phoebe enters]
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey enters with several magazines and runs up to Phoebe.]
[Ross enters]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
[Phoebe enters]
(He hangs up the phone and tears the note off the pad.� Then, he stops and re-reads it.� Rachel enters.)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Chandler are there as Phoebe enters carrying a drum.]
ROSS: [enters] Oh my God, what's goin' on?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.]
Rachel: Okay... aahhh... Please laugh for mommy... Please? Please laugh for mommy... (Rachel makes a funny face, sticking her tongue out, making a farting noise and using her hands as antlers, wiggling her fingers... No response from Emma...) Not funny huh? Oh so, is it... only offensive novelty rap? Or maybe just, you know, rap in general? 'Cause mommy can rap... (Rachel tries to rap and makes weird movements with her arms in the process.) My name is mommy and I'm here to say / that all the babies are... Oh, I can't rap... Allright sweetheart... This is only because I love you so much, and I know that you're not gonna tell anybody... (Rachel's face is telling "Oh what am I doing? The things I have to go through... and she starts to rap) I like... big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... / when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face... (Emma starts to laugh) Yes! Yes! Yes! YES! Oohhhhh! Oh! (Rachel now really gets into it, and her insecure movements start getting better) I like big butts and I cannot lie... / You other brothers can't deny... Oh Emma you're laughing! Oh you are, you really do like big butts, don't you. Oh you beautiful little weirdo... (Rachel picks up Emma and Ross now enters)
[Scene Barry's office, Barry is working on patient, Robbie, as Rachel enters.]
[Scene: Central Perk, its the same scene from the end of last weeks show. Phoebe and Rachel are sitting on the couch as Ross enters.]
[Rachel enters]
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey.
[Monica enters carrying food that's been delivered]
[Scene: A hall on the floor where Chandler works. Chandler and Phoebe enters, and overhears some employees's conversation. One of them is doing Chandler.]
[Scene: The Hallway, Monica is returning, but before she enters the apartment she stops on the step and changes from wearing tennis shoes to the boots and she moans in pain as she puts each boot on.]
ROSS: [enters] Hiii.
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, Joey is still watching the porn as Chandler enters.]
[Scene: Chandler's office. Joey enters.]
Cynthia: I can't believe you thought that you were going to video tape us having sex on the first date! (She storms away and Rachel enters to confront Joey.)
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, Duncan's dressing room. Phoebe is fixing her hair and Duncan enters.]
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey is reading a script as Ross enters]
(Monica enters from her bedroom)
(Chandler enters the bathroom, and Monica is standing there in a towel, with her hair stuck in the shower curtain.)
(Annoying wedding planner enters)
[Chandler enters]
(A guy enters that looks suspiciously like Alec Baldwin from The Hunt for Red October, Pearl Harbor, and Beetlejuice.)
(Joey enters wearing a lot of clothes)
Ross: Rachel!! (she enters) Wow! You, uh, you look, wow!
(Chandler enters, sees Rachel in the dress and starts laughing)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Chandler are on the couch as Joey enters with his new bag.]
MONICA: [enters] Honey. Uh, not to sound too Florence Henderson but, dinner's on the table.
Ross: Besides, I-I think I figured out a much faster route, Im sure I can make it this time. I just I just cant be afraid to get a little bit hit by cars. (He goes to the bathroom as Joey enters.)
(Chandler enters and they both jump up and pretend that Ross is showing her something in the couch.)