words in movies
Mr. Douglas: Not you. Relax. Ever have to fire anyone?
Chandler: Pretty well. Except for the stapler thing. (He holds up a bandaged hand.) Little tip: if youre ever in a similar situation, never ever leave your hand... (he mimes Nina taking her revenge) ..on the desk.
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
RACH: OK, OK. So, you ever get a pet with a girlfriend?
ROSS: You had no right to tell me you ever had feelings for me.
Monica: Yeah, tacos! Ever since you told me that story Ive had such a craving for them.
Monica: Did it ever occur to you that I might just be that stupid?
Young Ethan: Well it's somewhere in between. You see, in a strictly technical sense, of course, I'm not uh..., well I, I mean I haven't ever uh...
Phoebe: Nuh-uh. I don't think any of our lives are ever gonna be the same ever again.
PHOEBE: Wow, this is it, I'm gonna meet my dad. This is like the biggest thing ever, huh.
ROSS: You know what? You know what? If, things were the other way around, there's nothing you could put on a list that would ever make me not want to be with you.
JOEY: Monica, have you ever been with him when he wasn't drinking?
ESTL: Joey, have you ever seen me ecstatic?
JOEY: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever.
David: But well, now that we're together again, I don't ever want to be apart. So, to that end...
MRS GREEN: The only man I've ever been with is your father.
CHANDLER: OK, now wait a minute. That is the craziest typing test I've ever seen.
ROB: And you know why? Because you told the truth, and nobody ever tells kids the truth.You were incredible.
Phoebe: Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I don’t think he’s ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
CHANDLER: No. I'm not letting you or anybody else see, ever.
Chandler: You know, it haunts me? Up til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!
MRS. GELLER: So Jack, you ever think about trading me in for a younger model?
Chandler: I know what you meant!! (pause) You notice that ever since we got this chick, weve been fighting a lot more than we used too?
SUSIE: But um, here's an idea, have you ever worn women's underwear?
Rachel: Well, I mean, do you think you can ever have both? Y'know? Someone who's like, who's like your best friend, but then also can make your toes curl?
David: Allright... But... if I ever do come back from Minsk... (points at Mike) well, you just better watch out.
CHANDLER: But we had one of the greatest talks we ever had last night. I mean it was, it was like when we first started living together.
RACHEL: God, Ross, look, what you and I have is special, all Paolo and I ever had was...
Joey: No! If anyone's a sex addict here, it's Monica! Yeah. Yeah. She has been trying to get me back in the sack ever since London!
Rachel: Yeah, I admit it. I have a crush on you, and uh, and, and I know that's crazy because we work together, and-and nothing could ever happen, and the last thing I want to do is-is to freak you out or make you feel uncomfortable. Which is why it would be really great if you said something right about now.
JOEY: Phoebe, this was the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
MONICA: It is nothing like the Hobbit. It's like reading about every relationship I've ever had, except for Richard.
ROSS: Oh. Listen, have you ever been uh, you know, foolin' around with a girl and uh, she started laughin'?
Ross: Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so
JOEY: Man this is weird. You ever realize Captain Crunch's eyebrows are actually on his hat?
Joey: No ... the leather sticks to my ass. You know, this isn't fair. What makes you think that I'm just gonna sleep with her and then blow her off? Huh? Can't you guys open your minds to the possibility that I actally like her, and might want something real? (pause) Look, the truth is, I haven't felt this way about anyone since Rachel, ok? I didn't think I could ever love again.
JOEY: Yeah really, Ross, have you ever been beaten up before?
Monica: I know! I know! I am a terrible person! I mean, Chandler is never going to trust me with anything ever again!
PHOEBE: Yeah. So um, did he ever talk about me, Phoebe?
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Chandler: (handing Monica the wax) Wax the door shut, were never leaving, ever.
CHAN: Don't touch the computer. Don't ever touch the computer.
PHOEBE: Ok, this is the most romantic disease I've ever had.
CHAN: You know, this is actually good, because if we ever lose Ross, we have a spare.
MONICA: Did you ever, uh, like, think about the future?
RACHEL: Oh honey, are you jealous of Paolo? Oh, c'mon, I'm so much happier with you than I ever was with him.
LITTLE BULLY: Well then here's the deal, you won't have to so long as never ever show your faces in this coffee house ever again.
Rachel: Nooo Way! The most romantic song ever is The Way We Were.
PHOEBE: Now OK, I haven't seen it yet so, if you don't like it, well, so what, none of you ever made a video. [puts the tape in] OK.
Chandler: Yeah, like there's any way I could ever do that.
Ross: Okay, umm. Did you ever see, um, Return Of The Jedi?
Joey: Oh Monica, listen, I ah, I saw down at the hardware store, they got those designer tiles on sale. If you ever want to redo the bathroom floor.
Ross: Dont you realise none of this wouldve ever happened if I didnt think at that same moment you werent having sex with Mark?
Sandy: Y'know, when I saw you at the store last week, it was probably the first time I ever mentally undressed an elf.
Rachel: Did you ever do the-the Leia thing?
ROSS: That, that's the only thing the zoo's ever told me.
(And with that, television history is made as, for the first time ever, an entire show moves its entire production to an entirely different country to make a single episode. We get shots of Buckingham Palace, London Bridge, Big Ben, and the London Marriott as Joey and Chandler exit.)
Phoebe: Oh God, this is turning into the worst wedding day ever! The bride is pregnant. The groom is missing. And Im still holding this. (She throws the test back into the trash.)
RACHEL: Well, you know, honey, I don't think everybody gets Smelly Cat. You know, I mean, if all you've ever actually had are healthy pets, then, whoosh!
JOEY: I don't know, I was kinda hopin' no one would ever find out.
Rachel: Yeah! Y'know, ever since I ran out on Barry at the wedding, I have wondered whether I made the right choice. And now I know.
Janice: Come on over the years none of you ever y'know, got drunk and stupid.
Chandler: Im never gonna find a roommate, ever.
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Phoebe: Oh, can I play too? Ive never played football, like ever.
Chandler: Do I ever.
Monica: Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.
Ross: Hey, Joey. Are men ever nice to strange women for no reason?
Phoebe: This is the worst Christmas ever.
Monica: Did you ever feel like sometimes you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated?
Ross: Seven years. I mean weve been together seven years, shes the only woman whos ever loved me, and the only woman Ive-Ive ever....
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Monica: Come on Rach, when a guy says hes going to call, it doesnt mean hes going to call. Hasnt it ever happened to you?
Cop: Yeah. Ever since you flashed my badge at me, I kinda can't stop thinking about you. You're the prettiest, fake undercover whore I've ever seen.
Joey: What, oh, oh, oh, no, no, I cant, I cant tell you that, its like the most awful, horrible thing Ive ever done my whole life.
Chandler: Okay, thats like the least fun game ever.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Thanks to you Im half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I dont think I have ever been this angry!
Janice: Okay, okay, well then answer me this. Has any of you ever.... almost?
Phoebe: For your information, this happens to be a pain like no man will ever experience.
Joey: Havent you ever read the same book over and over again?
Ross: This is the coolest house ever!!
Tim: Wow! Umm, okay. Umm (To Phoebe) I-I-I realize I came on a little strong but, its only because I think youre so amazing. (To Monica) And uh, I-I just wanna, I just wanna tell you how much I appreciate you giving me an opportunity here because Iyoure the most talented chef Ive ever worked for. Anyway (Starts to leave and Phoebe and Monica trade looks.)
Phoebe: I dont know, I hardly ever say that about people.
RACHEL: Ross, Ross, please listen to me. Ross, you are so much better for me than Paolo ever was. I mean you care about me, you're loving, you make me laugh.
Chandler: Okay! (He joins her on one knee) Okay! Okay! Oh God, I thought (Starting to cry, pauses) Wait a minute, I-I can do this. (Pause) I thought that it mattered what I said or where I said it. Then I realized the only thing that matters is that you, (Pause) you make me happier than I ever thought I could be. (Starting to cry again.) And if youll let me, I will spend the rest of my life trying to make you feel the same way. (Pause as he gets out the ring.) Monica, will you marry me?
Rachel: Wow! Have you ever rescued anyone from a burning building before?
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Phoebe: Exactly! Look, no matter what I tried to do, I couldn't keep you out of my life. Of all the people I have cut out, you were the only one who ever clawed her way back in.
Phoebe: No. I'm sorry. It's just 'cause I couldn't be there. 'Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out.
PHOEBE: Ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lighning bearer to take your wind? I would have to say no.
Joey: Hello! (Listens.) Oh yeah! (To Chandler) It's the apartment manager; Ross put us down as references. (To the apartment manager.) Ross is the greatest guy you'll ever meet! Yeah, he's very reliable.
Monica: Have you ever taken out the trash? (Hands her the garbage.)
Rachel: What are you ever gonna use that for?!
Rachel: I know, I know, and you were right Ross. (To Amy) You are soo irresponsible I am never letting you baby-sit ever again!
RACHEL: Ok, ok, ok, moving on, moving on, next question. Ok number 29, have you ever betrayed another goddess for a lightning bearer? Ok, number 30.
Joey: Look no, I-I know its bad, and I know its wrong. Okay? But-but its not like anythings ever gonna happen. Yknow? These-these are just feelings, theyre gonna go away.
Chandler: Yes, I did. I told it to Dan at work, and he said it was the funniest joke hed ever heard.
Rachel: Oh, I cant believe I ever let him touch me with those fingers.
Phoebe: Because she exchanges every gift she ever gets, its like impossible to get her something she likes. Come on, lets trade!
Joey: Oh, you are the best friends anyone has ever had.
Monica: Yeah! Joey has the best boyfriend ever!
Joey: What? Rachel, listen, have you ever heard of Fortunata Fashions?