words in movies
Monica: Yeah, Ive just been fiddling around in here making delicious treats for everyone.
Phoebe: Well, why did you make like a whole big thing out of y'know, everyone has to hang out in the big apartment?
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
(Scene: Central Perk. Everyone is there.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is decorating for Christmas.]
Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Chandler. Phoebe runs in, excitedly.]
Monica: I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chefs hat. (The hat says Quit, bitch)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everyone try it.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is lamenting to everyone about hid dad's affair.]
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
Phoebe: (looks at her cards) Yes! (everyone looks at her) .... or no.
(Everyone says no and folds, except for Ross, who thinks about it.)
[Time lapse. Now everyone but Ross and Phoebe is back at Monica and Rachel's.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there except Rachel.]
Phoebe: Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]
Phoebe: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there; Chandler is showing everyone his new computer.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is looking at papers.]
Teacher: Alright people, now everyone grab a partner.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
(Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.)
Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.]
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
(Everyone heads for the door.)
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
(Everyone follows Rachel to the living room. Monica pulls Joey aside.)
(Monica picks up a glass to take a drink, everyone ducks as though she was about to throw it.)
ROSS: Hi everyone.
RACHEL: Um, everyone?
(Everyone looks at him, confused.)
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.
(Everyone goes over to comfort Monica)
PHOEBE: What is this obsessive need you have to make everyone agree with you? No, what's that all about? I think, I think maybe it's time you put Ross under the microscope.
[Everyone looks at each other in amazement.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Its closer to dinner. Monica has just told everyone that Tim is coming to dinner.]
(He goes up on stage, mimes like he's giving the speech, and Chandler takes his picture. However, before he gets down everyone starts clinking their glasses for a real speech.)
[Ross approaches Rachel, away from everyone else.]
MONICA: It's goin' great. Right on schedule. Got my little happy helpers.[everyone groans]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is sitting at the couches, Chandler enters.]
[Everyone takes a step back from Phoebe]
[Everyone laughs]
[Everyone gasps. The show ends.]
PHOEBE: Oh, oh, OK, so everyone, pretend like I'm telling you a story, OK. And, and it's really funny. So everyone just laugh, now.
Chandler: Thank you, Mister Drunken Gambler! Okay, you get this and uh, we get the biggest suite in the place! (Everyone cheers) Wait-wait-wait-wait! We (motions to Monica and him.) get the biggest suite in the place.
[Everyone except Joey and Chandler leave.]
[everyone is quiet, unsure if she's done or not]
[Scene: Ross's apartment, everyone but Rachel is seated around his table. The Lion Sleep Tonight plays in the background.]
[Scene: Joey's apartment. Everyone is outside knocking.]
Ross: Yeah, ever since you uh, told me that story about that bike I-I couldnt stop thinking about it. I mean, everyone should have a-a first bike, so
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone else is there as Chandler enters.]
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
EVERYONE: Ahh.
[Scene: The Theater, the play has ended and everyone is applauding. As soon as the cast leaves, the gang all groan and sit down heavily.]
Phoebe: Oh, God bless us, everyone.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there ready for another poker game.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone but Joey and Chandler are there getting ready for Thanksgiving.]
(Everyone starts to dance in unison. Monica flounders)
The Pastor: Could everyone please take their seats?
Mr. Geller: Now I'm depressed! ...(To everyone) Even more than I was.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's: everyone is there and they are watching an info-mercial that stars Joey.]
[Scene: Rachel and Monica's, everyone is getting ready to go to a banquet]
(There is a knock at the door. Someone turns the music off, then the whole party runs and hides, except for Monica and Rachel who answer their door. Ross stands in the doorway, holding a box, but everyone is too keyed up to notice that it's him.)
[Scene: Chandler and Joeys, everyone is there, helping to lift the entertainment center into place]
Phoebe: Ok. Hello everyone and thank you all for being here tonight. So tomorrow's the big event and some of you might not know, but Mike and I didn't get off to the best start. (she reads a note). My friend Joey and I decided to fix each other up with friends so I, I... (Monica is twirling her hands in order to make Phoebe speed up her speech) oh I... hum... I gave it a lot of thought and I fixed him up with my friend Mary Ellen who couldn't be here tonight because... (Monica is tapping her watch with her finger) it's not important... she is in rehab. Anyway, so, ok, Joey said that he was fixing me up with his friend Mike, only he didn't have a friend Mike so he just brought, uhm, my Mike and, and (Monica clears her throat) but despite, you know... it got... it got good. Ok, I wanna take a moment to mention my mother, who couldn't be here...
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the phone, everyone else is there except Joey.]
Ross: And where she's going everyone else'll be dressier?
Phoebe: Y'know I had a dream where Ross and Rachel were still together, they never broke up. And we were all just like hanging out, and everyone was happy....
(Everyone looks at him. He realizes he just spilled the beans about Ross's crush on Rachel. You can hear this entire classic scene by clicking here.)
Phoebe: Yeah, well, well see about that. Can I use your phone? I just wanna call everyone I know.
Ross: (entering) Hey! Everyone.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey and Chandler are there eating breakfast.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is mopping around and eating ice cream.]
Janice: (entering) Ross you left you scarf in (sees everyone.) Hey you guys. (Does the laugh.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone exept Monica is there.]
Susan: You get to be the baby's father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There's Mother's Day, there's Father's Day, there's no... Lesbian Lover Day.
Joey: (to everyone) Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (on phone) Chandler, listen. (says something intentionally garbled)
Phoebe: Dead. (everyone is a bit upset) Oh, it's OK, no, he was old, yeah! And he lived a full life, he was in the first wave at Omaha Beach.
Earl: (To All) Did you hear that?! I dont need you guys to care about me! Because the universe cares! The whole universe! (Laughs as everyone ignores him.) (To Phoebe) I really wished theyd care just a little bit though.
Phoebe: Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy shes done.
Chandler: so then the farmer says, "Thats not a cow and youre not milking it." (Everyone laughs.)
Chandler: You gave them one day's notice, not everyone in our class checks the web site everyday and Monica... it's probably the way you stand!
Phoebe: I got married! (everyone applauds) Could someone get me a coat, I'm freaking freezing.
Monica: Oh my God, it was the best funeral ever! I mean, everyone loved the food, and guess what? I even got another funeral for tomorrowthe dead-guy-from-today's best friend. I mean, it is like I am the official caterer for that accident!
Phoebe: All right. Did everyone get out okay?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, its 0-Dark:30, in other words its really, really early. Everyones asleep, and all through the apartments not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. That is except for the chick, who turns out to be a rooster and is crowing in the sun. Needless to say, this awakens Monica and Rachel who rush into their living room, searching for the cause of the sound.]
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Phoebe: Okay everyone, think thick.
[The next flashback is from The One With The Dozen Lasagnas, Phoebe is telling everyone but Rachel about the pass Paulo made on her.]
[Scene: Joey's new apartment. Everyone but Chandler is there. Joey has decorated the place with tons of tacky stuff.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, everyone except Phoebe is there as Rachel enters carrying a magazine.]
[Scene: The Hospital, Mr. and Mrs. Geller are there, along with Aunt Lillian. Ross and Monica enter and everyone says hi and kisses.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Rachel enters, happily.]