words in movies
Joey: Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her.
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Ross: Emily? Emily! Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Emily! (He picks up a lamp and hands it to Chandler, for no reason.) It's Emily everyone! Shush-shush-shhst! (to Emily) Hi!
Ross: No wait! Look, wait! Okay, you can hang up, but I'm gonna keep calling! I'm gonna, I'm gonna call everyone in England if that's what it takes to get you to talk to me!
Monica: Ohh, he's really shy. I-I dont think he's up to meeting everyone yet.
Chandler: Yeah, I don't think he's up to meeting everyone yet.
Monica: Oh, I can't wait for everyone at work to see these... (plays with her hair to make the shells tingle again) Ow!
ROSS: On behalf of everyone, I'd just like to say behuh.
[The next flashback is also from The One With The Butt and it's also on the soundtrack. He's Joey telling everyone about his big break in Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
[Cheryl walks away and Ross walks inside. Everyone stares at him in disbelief.]
Monica: Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... (reads from the screen) "gay as the day is long"?
DR. BURKE: OK. You better. Oh God, here we go. Hey wanna see 'em go nuts? Watch this. [grabbing some wine glasses and opening the door to the party] Who needs glasses? [everyone laughs]
[Back at Chandler and Joey's party. Everyone is dancing and having fun.]
Chandler: Good morning everyone, it�s nice to see our team together for the first time. Now, before we get started, are there any questions? (colleague raises hand) Yes, Ken is it?
[Scene: The Cooking Class, everyone has finished baking a batch of cookies and the teacher is going around tasting them.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey returns from his audition and finds everyone but Phoebe there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe is there. Bonnie is telling them of her sex-capades.]
Phoebe: Yeah. Well, we called everyone in your phone book and bunch of people came, but it took us so long to get you here that they-they had to leave.
Ross: (to Joey) How 'bout instead you, go get changed! (to Chandler) You, give him back his underwear! I'm gonna go get a cab, and I want everyone down stairs in two minutes! Monica!
Joey: No-no-no-no look no! I wont spit, and I wont stare at Monicas breasts! Yknow? Everyone knows Im an ass man!
Ross: I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.
(Chandler nods along and they enter the whirlpool room and remove their robes. Only Chandler is lacking a certain item of clothing. You see this is a coed whirlpool, which means swimsuits, and in fact there are two women already there and Chandler didnt seem to wear his. Needless to say, everyone is shocked, including Chandler.)
Rachel: Bye. (She closes the door and everyone tries to sympathize with her.)
Singer: (singing) beside meeeee-eeee-ee. (everyone applauds her).
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Ross and Joey. Gunther hands them the bill, and Chandler gives some money to pay it.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
(She is pushed down the stairs and everyone cheers.)
[Time Lapse, everyone is now eating.]
Ross: (British) Come again? Whats-whats this nonsense? (Giggles.) (American.) All right, Im-Im not English. Im from Long Island. I was really nervous and the accent just uh, just came out. Im sorry. So, if we could just get back to the lecture. Umm, were there any questions? (Everyone raises their hands) About paleontology. (They all put their hands down.) All right, look I was just trying to make a good first impression. Obviously, I screwed up. But what you guys think of me is really important because Im-Im hoping to get a permanent job here. So if you just give me another chance to make a good impression
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Phoebe: (while everyone else is stunned) Ooh! I found it!
(Joey starts to eat the rest of the lasagne and everyone turns and stares at him.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, everyone is watching the tape of the sonogram. Rachel is on the phone.]
[Scene, Central Perk, everyone except Phoebe and Rachel is there.]
Steve: Yeah, he's the handy man. He's gonna be retiring next week and everyone who lives here is kicking in a 100 bucks as a thank you for all the hard work type of thing.
(Everyone laughs.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is sitting around the kitchen table. Rachel's credit cards are spread out on the table along with a pair of scissors.]
Joey: Even nicer when everyone gets to wear their underwear..
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, tiem lapse. Everyone but Joey and Monica are there.]
[Everyone takes a bite of their trifle.]
Monica: (to everyone) It's Chandler! (on phone) Are you OK?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is telling everyone about her discovery.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except Joey.]
Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying to figure out what is going on.]
Phoebe: YOU’RE SO GENEROUS AND KIND AND (crowd stops cheering) YOU'RE AMAZING IN BED (everyone hears it and stare at them.) (to everybody) IT’S OUR ANNIVERSARY!
(Rachel spins the bottle and it lands on .wait for it .Joshua. (You thought I was going to say Ross, didnt you?) Rachel squeals in delight and starts a slow sexy crawl over to Joshua, making sure he and everyone else watching gets a good look at her cleavage.)
Joey: Hi everyone.
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
Ross: We're shushing... because... we're trying to hear something. Listen. (everyone is silent) Don't you hear that?
Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?
(Suddenly, everyone stands up and comes out of hiding. All of them are glaring at Monica.)
[Time lapse. Everyone is upset with each other. Phoebe is at the window.]
(Cut to later. Everyone is totally depressed by now.)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
Rachel: They wanna know if I'm okay. Okay.. they wanna know if I'm okay, okay, let's see. Well, let's see, the FICA guys took all my money, everyone I know is either getting married, or getting promoted, or getting pregnant, and I'm getting coffee! And it's not even for me! So if that sounds like I'm okay, okay, then you can tell them I'm okay, okay?
(Everyone starts to imitate him.)
(Bobby waves and then bursts into tears. Midnight comes and everyone at the party except for the gang cheers and kisses)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.)
Monica: My god, if I had a nickel for every guy I wish I hadn't...(Everyone looks at her), but this is about your horrible mistake.
[Cut to the hospital, later. Everyone is talking about Nana.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.]
(Everyone leaves the apartment.)
(Everyone cheers. Monica opens the door. Bobby is obviously very depressed)
Monica: So I'm kissing everyone?
[Scene: The Airport, everyone but Monica is there to see off Marcel.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Phoebe is there.]
(Everyone has settled down to watch, except Chandler)
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there except for Chandler. Rachel is writing something and Monica walks up.]
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
(Scene: Central Perk. Everyone is there.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone except Joey is decorating for Christmas.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there. Ross working on crossword puzzle, starts humming theme from The Odd Couple. Chandler joins in, followed by Monica and Phoebe, then the whole gang. Ross starts humming theme from I Dream Of Jeannie.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there but Chandler. Phoebe runs in, excitedly.]
Monica: I thought I was making headway, everyone was smiling at me all day, I get off work and I find out that they wrote this (puts on her chef hat) on my chefs hat. (The hat says Quit, bitch)
Ross: Paolo, I-I just want to tell you and I think I speak for everyone when I say... (shuts door in his face and walks away)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Ross and Chandler. Monica is making food, and having everyone try it.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is lamenting to everyone about hid dad's affair.]
Phoebe: Oh, exellent. Everyone was so, so nice.
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
Phoebe: (looks at her cards) Yes! (everyone looks at her) .... or no.
(Everyone says no and folds, except for Ross, who thinks about it.)
[Time lapse. Now everyone but Ross and Phoebe is back at Monica and Rachel's.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is looking at papers.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone but Rachel is there.]
Phoebe: Everyone. Except for uh... no everyone.
[Scene: Central Perk. Joey, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there; Chandler is showing everyone his new computer.]
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there except Rachel.]
Teacher: Alright people, now everyone grab a partner.
[Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there as Phoebe enters.]
Phoebe: Well, c'mon, if it's important enough to discuss while I'm playing, then I assume it's important enough for everyone else to hear!
Ross (on the verge of tears): I'm sorry, it must be the pressure of entertaining. I think everyone would feel better if we had some flan.
(Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.]
(Everyone heads for the door.)
[Scene: Carol's Room, she is ready to give birth. Everyone is there except for Phoebe, Ross, and Susan, who are in the broom closet.]
Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Ross: Everyone, this is Julie.
(Everyone follows Rachel to the living room. Monica pulls Joey aside.)
RACHEL: Um, everyone?
(Monica picks up a glass to take a drink, everyone ducks as though she was about to throw it.)
ROSS: Hi everyone.
[Scene: Ross's apartment. Everyone is sitting around. Monica enters from bathroom.]
RACHEL: Ok, look you guys, I really don't want to get into this right now. I think it'll just make everyone uncomfortable.