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(The scrum forms and the game is underway.)
PHOEBE: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation.
Chandler: Well, I like that idea. Obviously! I was thinking maybe-maybe-maybe it could be a game room, yknow? I mean you can buy old arcade games like uh, like Space Invaders and Asteroids for $200, the real ones! The big-big ones!
Joey: Seriously, good game though. Good game. (He tries to congratulate them, but they pull away.) (To Chandler) What are they so mad about? They get the apartment back!
Chandler: Hi, listen, Im sorry about before. I dont need to have a game room. I mean when I was a kid I only played those games because I couldnt get girls, and now I can emNow, I have you. (Monica glares at him.) Not-not that I think that I have you or think of you as property in any sort of way, I see women
Joey: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Monica, what're you doin'? This is a poker game. You can't serve food with more than one syllable. It's gotta be like chips, or dip, or pretz...(look of realization)
(Joey makes a sound like a game show wheel spinning with the pointer bouncing off of the bars on the wheel as it slows and comes to a stop.)
(He knocks on the girls door and walks in. Surprise! The girls, obviously using Star Trek technology, have completely moved everything in both apartments back to their original positions, all in the time it took for the guys to go to a basketball game. Wow! Anyhoo, Chandler is stunned, and Joey doesnt even realise it.)
Mike: Maybe, before the game we could enjoy some eight year old some small batch Basel Hadens.
Phoebe: Yeah, it all just came screaming back to me. (Monica exits.) (To Chandler) So hows the game?
Monica: Oh, what a great argument, exhaling! All right, y'know what, Ill prove it to you, okay. Ill trade you Joey for Rachel, and Ill still win the game.
Joey: Oh no, I cant go. Im practicing; I got an audition to be the host of a new game show.
Chandler: I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.
Chandler: Look Ross, if you don't know them by now, you will never know them, okay? That is the beauty of this game. It makes you want to kill yourself.
CHANDLER: Hey, no, I've never been lower or wetter. I'll be fine. I'll just turn your, uh, bedroom into a game room or somethin', you know, put the foosball table in there.
Ross: Yes, it was the trophy you got if you won the game. But our Dad said, nobody won that game, and he was sick of our fighting, so he took the trophy and.... (pauses to collect himself, as he is on the verge of tears saying this) threw it in the lake.
Ross: Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
[Scene: Chandler, Joey, and Ross's, Joey is trying to write his movie, Chandler is playing a game on the counter by trying to flip a ping pong ball with a spoon into a nearby bowl.]
Monica: Hi.. how was the game?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Phoebe is telling everyone how it went across the hall as the foosball game continues.]
Chandler: I don't know! He went crazy! Y'know, we were playing that game where you-you ask a question and you answer it really fast.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are watching a basketball game on the couch.]
[Scene: Madison Square Garden. Phoebe and Mike are watching the game. There's cheering, but Phoebe seems distracted.]
[Scene: Madison Square Garden, the guys are watching the game.]
Joey: Three tickets to today's Rangers game!!
Chandler: (to Joey) One more game?
Monica: Joey is gonna be a celebrity guest on a game show!
Ross: Hey, if they have a ball maybe you can stick razor blades in it and teach them a new game, Gonna Need Stitches Ball.
Joey: Oh, I know how we can decide. Phoebe, show him your game!
JOEY: No, no, no.� When you get home tomorrow night, you and I are going to be at the Wizzards-Knicks game . . .� courtside!
ROSS: Hi Dr. Greene. So, uh, how's everything in the uh, vascular surgery....game?
Monica: Where are you guys going? Come on, one more game!
Joey: Well whats fun about that? You expect me to be the host of a boring game thats just people standing around answering questions?
Ross: Uh.. uh.. Well, Joey and I had discussed getting in an early morning racquetball game. But, um, apparently, somebody overslept.
Chandler: Oh yes, yes, we could play some other game... like, uh, I don't know... Pictionary?
Monica: (slams down cards) I hate this game!
(Time lapse. A large crowd of men are now watching the game)
JOEY: (pause) Yeah, you could go to the game with me, ah, even though I know you said you couldn't.� But then you lied to me and tricked me and gave me a bump on the head.
Monica: Okay, look, this could be a really long game.
CHANDLER: [runs in] Hey, big guy, game time.
Chandler: You're watching a football game at a funeral?
Rachel: He didnt turn me down! Hes at the game isnt he? I got the date, Im just not on it!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there ready for another poker game.]
Monica: Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?
MONICA: There's a game?
Joey: But hey, thanks for teachin' us Cross-Eyed Mary. You guys, we gotta play that at our regular game.
MONICA: I meant, why don't you take Richard to the game? What?
CHAN: It's my game. You want the job or not?
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Chandler: So, who's up for a big game of Kerplunk?
CHANDLER: Do you know me or are you just really good at this game?
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
Paolo: (pointing at game) Monopoly!
MONICA: I've gotta get back in the game.
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
MR. GREENE: It's not a game Ross, a woman died on my table today.
Monica: Well, every, every Thanksgiving um, we used to have a touch football game called the Geller Bowl.
Chandler: Which is why Asteroids is perfect! Its the oldest game!
Monica: Y'know what, I think we should play a game. I mean come on, its been twelve years.
Monica: Here. Ben, do you wanna play the airplane game, do you wanna show Rachel? Come here. (takes Ben) Were gonna do something fun. Okay. (throws Ben up in the air a little bit and catches him) Weee!! (moves into the living room and does it again) Weee!! (starts to walk back into the kitchen as she does it again, and hits Bens head on that wooden beam across the ceiling.)
[Scene: The park, the gang is returning to play the second half of the game.]
Monica: No, that is what the game is.
Phoebe: Oh, how do you play the shadow game?
Monica: Come on Phoebe, lets go! Come on, its time to get serious, huddle up. Joey, keep your head in the game.
Monica: (to Chandler and Joey) I won the game.
Phoebe: I love this game!!
Monica: How bout one last game of racquetball?
Monica: Oh, we used to drive each other crazy playing the shadow game.
[Scene: The Park, the gang is warming up for their football game.]
Chandler: Okay, thats like the least fun game ever.
Chandler: Okay, lets play my game now.
Monica: And y'know what, I just realised, in the last year Ive only gone out with two guys, Richard and Julio. You gotta help me out here, you gotta set me up, you gotta get me back in the game.
Rachel: Oh-oh, thats a risky little game!
Chandler: No. This is just part of a dare devil game that I play called wait until the last moment before I burst and die.
Rachel: Yeah, you know what we should all do? We should play that game where everyone says one thing that they're thankful for.
Rachel: God, Im not lame, okay. I can do something. I can throw, would you let me throw, come on this is my game too.
Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
[cut to later in the game]
Monica: Strip Happy Days Game?
Phoebe: That woman at the game didn't know what she was talking about. Mike, obviously you have balls.
Joey: Were playing Strip Happy Days Game!
Chandler: (peeping) Everything is so distorted! Looks like Joey has a giant hand! Which says "Rangers" on it. They went to the game!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is about to begin.]
Ross: Oh dude, don't worry about it, I found an unattended maid's car. We're way ahead of the game.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey, you guys. Listen, Im sorry that I was hogging the game before(Sees the top ten list)Oh my God! Your friends have some unfortunate initials!
Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the game is coming to a close.]
[Scene: game room, Monica and Mike are still playing ping pong]
Rachel: No, it was a stupid bet! We were just playing a game!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler is watching a basketball game, Ross is staring out the peephole.]
Joey: Its just a game Mon. (makes a Can-you-believe-her face to the rest of the gang.) Rach, how about you?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's erm, Chandler and Joey's, it is later in the party. The Spin the Bottle game is over and Chandler is making a sandwich as Phoebe watches.]
Mike: Hey, Chandler, why dont we talk this over at the Ranger game tomorrow?
Josh: Well, it's getting late, I've got to get to the game, so I'm gonna... head.
Monica: Rachel, I have not missed one question the whole game. I own this game! Look at my hand. (Holds up her hand.)
Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandlers not here, he always wins at this game.
Chandler: Hey, what time is it? The big game is about to start!
Ross: 30 seconds on the clock. 5 questions wins the game. The lightning round begins now! What is Joeys favorite food?
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.