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Chandler: You told him to play the boxer gay!!
Joey: (sadly) There will come a time in each of your careers when youll have a chance to screw over another soap opera actor. I had such an opportunity in the recent, present. And Im ashamed to say that I took it, I advised a fellow actor to play a role, homosexually. Yeah, we both auditioned for the part, and uh, as it turned out, they ah, they liked the stupid gay thing and cast him. And now, hes got a two year contract opposite Susan Luchhi, the first lady of daytime television, and me, me Im stuck here teaching a bunch of people, most of whom are too ugly to even be on TV. Im sorry, Im sorry, Im sorry. (he gets a huge round of applause from his students.) Thank you.
Joey: Uh, if I may? Umm-umm look, Cliff, you told me a lot of personal stuff about you, right? And maybe-maybe it would if-if would help if-if you knew some personal stuff about her. Uh, she was married to a gay ice dancer. Uh, she gave birth to her brothers triplets. Oh! Oh! Her-her twin sister used to do porn!
Phoebe: Oh, I know. I could only think of two names, him and Ed Begley Jr. and then I remembered hes gay.
Ross: Actually, Billy Tratt is gay now. So-so that ones not really our fault.
Chandler: (to the two guys) Excuse me. (Chandler and Ross move away from them). That didn't make us sound gay at all!
Phoebe: You know he's gay?
Ross: (hugs him) And listen, man, if you wanna be gay, be gay. Doesn't matter to me.
Jill: (To Ross) And you! I throw myself at you and you say no, how gay are you?
Ross: No I'm serious. I mean she wants to date people? Fine! I don't care but...at least she could have told me. You knowI...I've been putting my life on hold and just concentrating on Emma but if she wants to go out there kissing guys shebarely knows, then so will I ! Very funny! Ross is gay! Ah! Ah!
MONICA: Of course I wouldn't approve, I mean, you were totally in love with this guy who, hello, was gay. I mean, what the hell were you thinking?
Joey: Well, ah, Im an actor. Im fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and dont worry Im totally okay with the gay thing.
Ross: What, what do you mean, what? Is he gay?
JOEY: Maybe he's. . . gay.
Chandler: (worried) Hes the headliner of a gay burlesque show.
Chandler: What gay thing?
PHOEBE: Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.
Joey: Oh yeah, thats just a little something for my huge gay fan base. (Winks at him.)
PHOEBE: OK, no. For your information I'm going to see him so I can put all those feeling behind me. OK, and the reason I'm dressed like this is because I think it's nice to look nice for your gay husband.
Judge: And finally that you were unable to consummate the marriage. Well, that makes sense since youre gay and addicted to heroin.
Monica: Hey-hey, how goes the dancing? Gay yet?
Drew: I didnt think you were gay. I do now.
Ross: So! Poetry? Susans gay! Theyre being gay together!
Joey: Ah, y'know just in general people being gay, thing. Im totally cool with that.
Chandler: Y'know, when you say partner it doesn't sound cop. It, it sounds gay.
PHOEBE: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'
Joey: Now, see, I don't believe any of that. I think once you're dead, you're dead! You're gone! You're worm food! (realises his tactlessness) ...So Chandler looks gay, huh?
Estelle: Well, youre just going to say no again but...gay porn.
DUNCAN: Well I guess on some level I always knew I was straight. I though I was supposed to be something else, you know, I'm an ice dancer, all my friends are gay, I was just tryin' to fit in.
Ross: She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. Oh my God. She is so gay! I cant believe this.
Phoebe: I know! Robin is so gay!
Rachel: Well, you might want to tell him it sounds like his wife is (whispers) gay.
Phoebe: Oh wow. What, do you think maybe hes gonna tell you that hes gay?
Phoebe: Dont feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isnt gay.
Ross: Oh, I thought it was just a kid yelling, "Im gay! Im gay!" Can I bring her in?
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Chandler: It's a tradition, like the parade. If the parade decided it was gay, moved out, and abandoned its entire family.
"First time I met Chandler, I thought he was gay. But here I am singing on his wedding day!"
Phoebe: If you wouldve let me finish, it goes on to say that hes probably not gay.
Tag: Yeah. Did you tell someone that I was gay?
Rachel: Gay? Yeah. (Kathy leaves dejectedly.)
Rachel: (Pause) Yeah, shes gay.
Tag: But Im not gay. And I especially wouldnt want you to think I was gay.
All: Gay!
Ross: Okay, Im sorry, this is insane! I-I-Im not addicted to heroin, Im not gay, and there is no problem with my ability to consummate anything! Look, Ill consummate this marriage right here, right now!
Phoebe: (Clears Throat) Rach, so, that guy there. Straight or gay?
Rachel: (They both look behind them.) Well, I'd have to say gay.
Joey: Also so gay!
Ross: Are you gay? (Rachel turns to Ross in an embarrassed way)
Chandler: Hey, Ross, I just wanted to apologize... (looks at laptop screen)..don't tell me you actually made those gay pictures of me?
Chandler: Chandler, Chandler Bing. I'm not gay, I'm not gay at all.
Rachel: (laughs) Yeah, but Im pretty sure hes gay.
Joey: Really? Me? Wow! I dont even know any huge gay people!
The Interviewer: So umm, now back to the show. How does it feel to have a huge gay fan base?
Monica: Are you trying to tell me that were moving to Oklahoma, or that youre gay? All right, not that this matters, but did they at least offer you a huge raise?
Monica: Alright, wait a second, why would Ross tell everyone in your class that you are as... (reads from the screen) "gay as the day is long"?
Joey: Rach, I gotta say...if you weren't here wondering if these guys were gay I don't know if I could do this!
Joey: Well, at the Christmas party him and Santa did some definitely gay stuff!
Ross: (embarassed) Oh, it was... it's complicated, you know? She... she was... eh... gay.
Monica: Ok, there's enthusiastic and there's just plain gay!!
Ross: I know! It's like, if you knew, why didn't you tell me, you know? I mean, call, or leave a note: "Hi, I just dropped by to say your wife's gay"
Joey: Y'know, I-I don't even feel like I know you anymore man! All right, look, I'm just gonna ask you this one time. And whatever you say, I'll believe ya. (Pause.) Were you, or were you not on a gay cruise?!
Phoebe (to Mike): Gay, go.
Chandler: I say, Drew! Are you seeing anybody right now? (Drew looks at him) Og-ee-op, Im not asking for me, Im I mean No, Im-Im not gay, Im not asking you out. Im not-Im not-Im not gay!
Phoebe: It’s for our wedding day! Right, now, is this guy gay or straight, because one of us gonna have to start flirting.
Rachel: Im sorry your wife is gay. I guess women arent that great either.
Joey: Uh me? Gay? No! No. No, but I have a number of close friends who are. (Chandler and Ross look at each other.)
CHANDLER: April 18th, excessive noise. Italian guy's gay roommate comes home with the dry-cleaning. Well that's excellent.
Rachel: Ed Begley Jr. is not gay.
Chandler: We are going to have a legitimate member of the clergy! And when I say legitimate I mean, gay and in control of his saliva!
Charlie: No, it's just... I was enganged to a guy who turned out to be gay!
Ross: You've really crossed the line here, but that's okay, it's ok 'cause I'm on my way to buy some Photoshop software and a stack of gay porn. That's right! Your coming out is about to get real graphic.
Chandler: Well, the gay community is a lot more vocal than the dead community.