words in movies
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Rachel: It was like months ago. We were walking by this antique store, and I saw this pin in the window, and I told him that it was just like one my grandmother had when I was a little girl. Oh! I can't believe he remembered!
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Ross: Hey! Look whos back! Its the birthday girl! Hows the birthday girl feeling?
Chandler: Math!! Youre giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, well see who gets her.
Rachel: All right listen umm, I just bought something I'm not sure she's gonna like it, and it's gonna seem a little crazy, but this is something that I wanted since I was a little girl.
Rachel: Oh, yknow what? I cant. I have to have dinner with that Melissa girl.
Chandler: Ah, youre still just a little fat girl inside arent you? (He kisses her on the cheek)
David: Still you know, a girl calls you by your ex-boyfriend's name, that-that's not a good thing, right?
Melissa: Oh, isnt a shame when one girl ruins it for the whole bunch? (Phoebe agrees by grunting.)
Phoebe: I just wish there was something we could do. (Bends down and talks to him) Hello. Hello, Coma Guy. GET UP, YOU GIRL SCOUT! UP! UP! UP!
Ross: Yes. And another time after that. Boy Im getting hungry! Hey Joey, have you ever been so hungry on a date that when a girl goes to the bathroom you eat some of her food?
Second Girl: What?
Little Girl: Dr. Geller?
Little Girl: Dr. Geller, will you dance with me?
Little Girl: Sure!
Ross: Oh great! (They get up to dance and Ross is interrupted by a little girl.)
Little Girl: Uh-huh.
Ross: (to the second girl) That was very nice Ashley.
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Little Girl: Thank you.
Second Girl: Can I go next?
Fat Girl: Gert!
(A large little fat girl walks over.)
Fat Girl: Im next!
(Another little girl walks over to him.)
Girl: Trick or treat!
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Joey: Guess I don't know. My experience: if a girl says yes to being taped... She doesn't say no to much else, I tell ya...
Joey: YeahHey, dont worry, shes a terrific girl. And hey listen, could you do me a favor? When she comes out could you just mention that Im not looking for a serious relationship; thatd be great.
Little Girl: Melinda!
Joey: Yeah! You gotta tell a girl before you tape her. Such a rookie mistake.
Chandler: Some girl...!?
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Joey: That hot girl from their wedding?
Girl: Okay!
Girl: Trick or treat!
(Theres a knock on the door and Rachel opens it to a little girl.)
Monica: Back then, I thought that I would never, ever get the chance to go out with a Chip Matthews, and now hes-hes called me up and asked me out. And the fat girl inside of me really wants to go. I-I owe her this. I never let her eat.
Monica: Yeah! Hey! Thanks for getting me that girls number.
Ross: Well, it turns out that she is going to Daytona for spring break woo-hoo. That means, that means wet T-shirt contests, guys doing shots off of girls bodies, waking up next to people you dont even know
Rachel: Okay! I was thinking if its a girl, how about Sandrine? Its French.
Chandler: Oh thats all right sir, and thats just one girl.
Rachel: Yeah! I dont think youre going to need it though. Okay, check this out. If its a girl, Rain.
Rachel: But only if its a girl.
Jill: Its probably because not mature enough. Or smart enough. Maybe he doesnt like the way I dressNo that cant be it. Its really gotta be the smart thing. Oh Im so stupid! Im just like this incredibly pretty stupid girl!
Rachel: Aw, its unbelievable! Wow! She is kicking so much! Oh, shes like umm oh whos that kind of annoying girl soccer player?
Rachel: Im not! Were having a girl! Sometimes I cant believe its with youBut still! Were having a girl!
Rachel: Were having a girl.
Ross: Oh, come on, you know its a girl!
Rachel: You said girl!
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Ross: Yeah. Wait a minute. What are you doing here? Joey Tribbiani without a date on Valentines Day? Whats going on, huh? Girl trouble?
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
Amy: Its a girl?
Chandler: I think thats the youngest girl ever to reject me.
Waiter: I dont know. I think maybe one of them is dying. (Pause) I kinda hope its the girl. (The other waiter is shocked.) The guy is really cute!
Phoebe: Uh huh! If its a girl, Phoebe, and if its a boy, Phoebo!
Phoebe: Well, he may not be my soul mate, but a girls gotta eat.
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
Joey: listen to this... I went out with this girl last night and half way through our date I realized I already slept with her.
Phoebe: Well, we didnt have a lot of money. But the girl across the street had the best bike! It was pink and it had rainbow colored tassels hanging off the handle grips, and-and-and a bell and this big, white wicker basket with those plastic daisies stuck on.
Joey: Thata girl! Huh? We should get out of here; theres a new class comin in.
Monica: You know everything!! Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds. (Phoebe isnt interested.) I bet you it has hair. (Shes still not interested.) I bet you its a girl.
Phoebe: We know its a girl! (Exits.)
Rachel: And if its a girl?
Girl: Mommy, what's wrong with that man?
(Monica goes to the back and Joey looks at the girl)
Joey: Yeah, are you just going down there to gawk at that hot girl with the belly button ring again?
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
Mrs. Green: Try. Theres my little girl. (Goes over to Rachel.)
Rachel: Hello baby girl.
Phoebe: Oh, wait a minute its not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original!
Ross: So I guess were back to uh, Baby Girl.
Chandler: yeah just some good old fashion girl on girl American action.
Chandler: What�s the matter with me? Why I�m such a girl?
Phoebe: would you call this girl? (Puts on a crying act) thanks-fo-r-a-love-ly-even-ing
Joey: Sandy! Hi! C'mon in! (She enters, followed by a young boy and a younger girl)...You brought your kids.
[Flashback to 410 - TOW The Girl From Poughkeepsie] [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing her holiday song.]
Joey: Hey, this girl won't turn around and I can't tell whether she's hot or not, what do you think?
Monica: Alright, well, maybe I should let you and the second prettiest girl in Oklahoma get back to work.
Phoebe: No they ran out of "Its a girl" but I can fix this one, (She writes "not" in between its and a) See?
Monica: "Wendy" is a fat girl name.
Monica: Yeah. Hey, that was nice of you guys to back off and let Joey get the girl for once.
Phoebe: I don't know, I kinda like Bob for a girl.
Rachel: Oh, I mean shes gonna be at the wedding waiting for him and people will be whispering, "Oh that poor girl." Yknow? Then shell have to come back here and live all alone.
Salon girl: Hi
Salon girl: Name?
(He looks at his bedroom door, but he can't remember the name of the girl.)
Blonde girl: Sorry...we were just leaving
Joey: (waving) Very funny Ross! Very life-like and funny. Okay. (Notices that a woman is waving back.) Oh no-no-no, I wasn't waving at you lady. (She just stares at him.) (Joey sees how beautiful she is.) Whoa, maybe I was! Hey, Monica, this totally hot girl in Ross's building is flirting with me.
Phoebe: Wow, Mike Hannigan...You sure know how to make a girl say "Hell yeah!"
Rachel: On Melanie Griffith in "Working girl". I think what you want is over here.
Joey: No, no, it's not a girl, it's... a brand new Hugsy!
Phoebe: I may play the fool at times, but Im a little more than a pretty blond girl with an ass that wont quit. (She takes the sweater out of her purse.) I believe this belongs to the father of your baby.
Salon girl: Ok. Very good. Have a seat right over here Mr. Bing and Sonia will be right with you.
Chandler: The tall girl who wouldn't sleep with you?
Joey: Please, c'mon, you're the smartest person I know and I really like this girl, ok, I don't wanna lose her.
Rachel: Honey, its not just a matter of where you put it. I mean a baby changes everything. They cry all the time. I mean imagine bringing home some girl and trying to score when theres a screaming baby around.
Joey: (entering) Ross! Get a shot of this. (He's carrying an issue of the USA Today and hands Ross the camera.) Hey babies! These are the headlines on the day you were born! Okay, now girl baby turn away and boy babies (Throws the paper away to reveal a copy of Playpen, which is the TV version of Playboy Magazine.) Check it out, huh?! This is what naked women looked like the month you were born. All right, now let's dive right into the good stuff. (Joey opens the magazine and Ross sticks the camera in it.)
Rachel: Ok... uh... maybe you're not always going after the wrong girl...
Joey: I know, she may be the hottest girl I've ever hated.
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.