words in movies
Monica: Honey, you know I think you're hilarious! Come on, you know that joke you told me last week? The one about Jerry Lewis and the girl with the lazy eye...? (he laughs) That slayed me.
Monica: You broke a little girls leg?!!
Chandler: Yeah. I mean, this girl could decide against adoption or she could like another couple better..
Ross: No, please, please, um, its for a poor little girl who wants to go to Spacecamp more than anything in the world.
Girl: Im not gonna tell you! Youre the bad man who broke Sarahs leg.
Ross: (to the girl sitting next to him) Hi there. How many, how many ah, did you sell?
Girl: Why dont you look in the mirror, scrud.
Chandler: (to Monica) Okay, how many of that girl are you seeing?
ROSS: [sitting at table talking to a girl] It's hard to tell because I'm sweating, but I use exactly what the gel bottle says, an amount about the size of a pea. How, how can that be too much?
(For the first time we see that the woman Ross is talking too is in fact the hot girl that Joey is looking for. She just kinda stares at him.)
Girl: Youre a big scrud.
Rachel: Oh you know what? When I was a little girl I had a little pink pony named Cotton. Oh I loved her so much, I took her everywhere, I would braid her tail...
Joey: Wow! This girl is good.
Mr. Kaplan: Ill bet your thinking, Whats an intelligent girl who wants to be in fashion, doing making coffee? Eh?
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
Rachel: I just saw Danny getting on the subway with a girl and he had his arm around her.
Rachel: Oh no, Baby Girl Geller-Green.
Chandler: Ooh, that girl that I hate, eww, drives me crazy, eww, eww, oh!
Joey: Aww, man. Thats the girl I was hiding from. When she finds out hes my roommate, shes gonna tell him what I did.
GIRL 1: What about my friend Victor?
Chandler: So thats the girl you like.
Rachel: I cant! Its too late! Terry already hired that girl over there. (points to her) Look at her, shes even got waitress experience. Last night she was teaching everybody how to make napkin.... (starts to cry) swans.
Phoebe: (clinking two glasses together) Speech! Speech! Lets hear from the birthday girl! Huh?
Rachel: Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!
Phoebe: (to Rachel) Ok, I just wanna be really sure this time. Andie McDowell's the girl from Four Weddings and a Funeral, right?
Rachel: (seeing Ross and Bonnie inside Central Perk) Oh my God! Phoebe look, its Ross and that girl.
Rachel: So honey, what are you gonna do about the little girl?
JOEY: Wow, you are a good friend, 'course the audition was this morning, and I didn't get it. But that was a hell of a kiss. Rachel is a very lucky girl.
Monica: She's this girl who used to live in the building before you did. Then she moved to England and she picked up this fake British accent. On the machine this is her message. (she apes Amanda using an awful British accent) "Monica, darling! It's Amanda calling!"
Chandler: Ohh, she's pretty. Pretty ahh, pretty girl, the pretty--she's pretty.
RACHEL: Ya know, I mean this is supposed to be a joyous occasion. My sister's graduating from college, nobody thought she would. It's a true testament to what a girl from long island would do for a Celica.
Chandler: You're pretending the pillow's a girl right?
Joey: All right, listen, Ross... you like this girl, right?
Joey: Uh, for your information, since they hired a very hot weather girl.
Chandler: You had a dream about a girl that I am seeing?! Oh, that is so cool! (To Monica) I can't tell you how many times I've dreamt about a girl that he was seeing. (Seeing Monica's stare.) (To Joey) Anyway we're talking about your dream. (To Monica) I love you. (To Joey) Your dream? (Leans in to listen closely.)
Rachel: You guys, theres a little girl in Soho looking for this cat. I mean, you know what that means?!
Joey: I think I know that girl.
Ross: Gunther! Gunther. Gunther, please tell me you didnt say anything to Rachel about me and the girl from the Xerox place.
Chandler: Why not?! Id be thrilled if I heard that some hot girl was just looking to getoh I see.
Danny: (returning, with a friend) Rachel, this is my friend Tom. (To Tom) This is the girl I told you about.
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Ross: You know that girl I told you about who lives up in Poughkeepsie?
Ross: Correct. Chandler was how old when he first touched a girls breast?
Joey: Its hard, y'know, his huddle is closer to Dutch girl.
Sarah: The girl who won last year sold four hundred and seventy-five.
Joey: Saw a girl with that vest.
Joey: Later! (He runs away down the hall and hides behind a corner to a whole other corridor.) Oh man! (Walks down the hallway in desperation.) Hot girl! Hot girl!!
Chandler: (The room is filled with flowers and a floral print sheet on the bed.) Oh my God. What is th its like a guy never lived in here. Look, youve got to be careful. This girl thing is dangerous. (Looking around the living room.) Its spreading already.
Chandler: Where did you, when did you, how did you... (Joey hits the back of Chandler's head) How did you get a girl like that?
MR. TREEGER: No can do, like I told the girl, I can't get a new knob until Thursday.
Mike: Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't. And that I'd meet a pretty girl. Which I did.
Joey: Yeah? I just figured yknow, after living with you itd be an interesting change of pace to have a female roommate, yknow? Someone I can learn from, someone-someone whos different than me. And whats more different than me; a guy whos not 19 than say a girl who is 19? Enh? (Points to his head.) Not just a hat rack my friend!
Rachel: Yeah! You and that girl from that copy place, which yesterday you took full responsibility for!!
Monica: Have you even had a girl up here?
Joey: Ahh Pheebs, you know youre still my number one girl.
Chandler: Well shes, shes the kinda girlJoey was unconscious.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe's speaking to a girl.]
Joey: Yeah-yeah, yeah, with that-that uh, plumber girl
Rachel: Look, If I dont get to London!! He is going to marry that other girl!!!
Phoebe: So tell me about this girl?
Chandler: So uh, now that little Chandler turned out to be a girl, what are they gonna name her?
Mrs. Waltham: (Slapping the phone into Joeys chest.) Joey theres a girl on the phone for you.
Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!
Chandler: Well, Ive got a girl in here.
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
A Female Student: Yeah, what's up with that girl Monica?
Ross: I just asked that girl out.
Monica: You know, I knew a girl in high school who did that. She was very popular. (Chandler laughs.)
Rachel: Honey, you have nothing to prove. And if you really like this girl, I don't flirting is the right thing to (Ross interrupts and shushes her.)
Dr. Long: Thats fine, for now well just call her Baby Girl Green.
(A girl enters.)
Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Chandler: I'm just hanging out. Y'know, having fun. Y'know with the girl that I'm seeing casually.
Frank: They musta read the sonogram wrong. 'Cause they, 'cause they thought it was a boy, but Chandler's a girl! Chandler's a girl!
The Hot Girl: I know. You're the guy who wouldn't chip in for the handyman.
The Little Girl: Daddy!!
The Hot Girl: Jen.
Phoebe: And also, we dont know what to do with this. (She turns on a switch and the girls nipples light up.)
Ross: Chandler was hitting on the hot delivery girl!
Phoebe: Sounds like somebody wants to be Mr. Pizza Delivery Girl.
Ross: This is a girl that I really like and had too swoop in there!
Chandler: Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up.
Rachel: Nothing else worked. That girl is all about the ass...
Woman: Hi, were the Rostins. Err, Im J.C., and hes Michael, and were having a boy, and a girl.
Delivery Girl: Hi Chandler!
Chandler: I gotta check out this hot girl! (He heads to the window but realizes something, stops, turns and points at Monica.) There she is! (He dances over to her and kisses her.)
Joey: It's called Shutter Speed, it's really cool! Yeah, umm, I meet this girl in the subway and we fall in love in like a day, right? And then, she disappears But I find out where she lives and when I get there this like old lady answers the door and I say, "Where's Betsy?" Right? And she says, "Betsy's been dead for 10 years."
CHANDLER: You know, I once dated a Miss Crankypants. Lovely girl, kinda moody.
The Potential Roommate: Oh dont worry, Im not really a party girl.
Joey: Because it's impossible to find her apartment! She lives in some like of hot girl parallel universe, or something.
Phoebe: Oh, its incredible! I so want to be a Waxine girl.
Joey: (voice-over) Oh-oh! And then Rosss new girlfriend, Bonnie, shows up and Rachel convinced her to save her head. And then Ross and Rachel kiss, and now Ross has to choose between Rachel and the bald girl and I dont know what happened there either...
CHANDLER: Oh, come on. I can never get a girl like that with conventional methods.
Joey: (Looking around) Uhh do you happen to have a hot girl in there?
Phoebe: (leaning to him) She said, "Hes obviously still in love with this Rachel girl." (He glares at her.)
Monica: (threatening) Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one! Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?
Chandler: Ross and the most beautiful girl in the world.
Frank: Chandler's a girl!
[Scene: The Set, the girl is still dancing with Joey.]
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]