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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler is talking to Phoebe about trying to give Joey some money.]
Phoebe: So is Joey going to have to give up the apartment?
Ross: I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!
Joey: What, are you crazy? You havent beaten me once since my injury plagued 97 season. It would be easier if you just give me your money.
Chandler: Okay, give me a chance to win my money back. Okay? Sudden death, one goal, $1,000.
Joey: No, no, no more! I cannot lose another dime! Im serious this time! In-in fact, look, theres aI wanna give you something. And let me give it too you know before I pawn it for Cups money. (He rolls the big white dog over) Now, I want you to have the big white dog as a kinda of a, yknow, thank you for being such a great roommate.
Joey: Wait a second, I see what youre trying to do here! You-youre trying to give me money again!
Chandler: When did I try to give you money?
Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
Chandler: I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.
Tommy: Oh, you thought, huh? Yeah, well that didnt really work out too well for you did it you idiot!! What are you?! A moron!! Huh?! It says D-13! Okay?! Look youre surrounded by even numbers!! Did that give you some clue?!
Joey: Oh-no-no-no, you are! You do this, you give me the great advice, and hey listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday about focusing on one woman, Im gonna do that.
Chandler: Maybe I could give thanks by taking my Playstation over to my new apartment.
Monica: All right thats it, I give up! Whatever you want you can have it! You wanna sing a song? You wanna do a dance? You want your mom stand at the Alter and scream racial slurs? I dont care!
Chandler: Okay, give me a second! (Pause) Did you clean up in here?
Ross: Okay. I can, I can see that. Umm, but I think if you give me umm, one chance I can, I can change your mind.
Monica: (To Chandler) How does that laugh not give you a headache?
Ross: Give me two.
(Ross leans in to give Chandler his vows.)
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Monica: Give me one more.
Tag: Come on Rach, lets give it another try.
Joey: Pheebs, give me the ring back!
Bitsy: Well thank you, I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.
Phoebe: What?! They took mine to give to you!
Joey: I dont have a key, they took mine to give to you.
Rachel: Okay. Great! So now that you guys all know you can help me. Give me some advice on how Im gonna tell Ross!
Chandler: Are you kidding? Okay, Ill give you a hint; Ill give you a hint. (Points to his glasses.)
Monica: Okay, maybe people give out fake numbers, but they dont give out fake names.
Joey: Yknow, if they knew what they were doing they probably didnt give you real names either.
MONICA: Well, maybe the mailman liked the cookies, we just didn't give him enough.
Phoebe: What the hell is this?! What, did you actually thought it would make me feel better to give me stuff that I cant use for another two months?! This sucks! All right, whats my next present?!
Phoebe: But Monica, he loves his job so much! Can you just give him another chance? Please?
Dr. Long: Congratulations. Ill give you two a minute.
Bob: I just found out this is Chandlers office! Come on Toby, give me a hand!
Eric: Im an idiot. Uh, is your mother here? Maybe I can give her a little slap on the butt.
Joey: I did that too! They wouldnt give me her real name or her number. They said, "If I bothered them again theyd call the police." I said, "If you talk to the police, you tell them Im missing a ring!"
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Rachel: Noo! Oh no! No! God no! He should not get back together with her. I know that! You know that! Even Ross knows that! But that still doesnt give us the right to erase his message!
Eric: Arent you gonna give me a kiss?
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
Monica: Fine. Im just glad I didnt give her my secret ingredient.
Phoebe: (singing) Rosss can! Give me the tickets! Ross can give me the tickets!!
Monica: (to Will) Wanna give me a hand?
Phoebe: Sure you can! Give them some blocks, put them in a playpen!
Ross: No, youve heard my practice. Okay? Just-just give me a chance to perform for you and then decide whatever you want. And Im not going to tell you what song Im gonna play either. But uh, lets just say when its over Ill bet there will be a we bit o celebration.
Chandler: Yes, I distinctly remember cause I thought it was a joke. Now just give her a chance, okay?
Monica: I'm his sister, okay? I love him! I don't want to see him get hurt! Come on! Doesnt that give me the right to control himhelp him?
Phoebe: Of course I do! And Im gonna give it back to you as soon as theyre done with it at the key shining place.
Rachel: (To Dina) Now! Give him the sandwich! Give him the sandwich! (She quickly sets the sandwich in front of him.)
Monica: Okay, Im sorry. I think I can walk the rest of the way now. Just-just give me my boots.
Ross: I can't believe this. I can't believe this is happening. I have to give the keynote speech tomorrow! Ok? I have to stand up in front of all these people. What am I gonna say?
Phoebe: Give her a key to your apartment.
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Monica: I still don't get why Greg and Jenny would give us a fake number.
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Rachel: Well-well you can give them to me! I havent felt my feet in years!
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Joey: Actually uh, could you give us a second?
Rachel: Chandler, can you give us a minute?
Rachel: I know. (They hug.) Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, Im gettin something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?
Chandler: But come on, look at how cute and small this is! So I got it to give Monica so shed know I was okay.
Ross: I mean youre not gonna give me a-a ticket for driving too slow are ya?
Monica: (interrupting her) Oh give it a rest!
Monica: Okay thats it. I give up. At mom and dads 40th anniversary, youre the one giving the speech.
ROSS: Ok, ok, you know what? I think you're very funny. Kudos on that hat joke. But, come on guy just, just give him back the hat.
Monica: Oh, stop beating yourself up! People make mistakes! These things happen! There arent any message youve forgotten to give me are there? (Chandler has a disgusted look on his face.) Apparently youre not very good at it! I
Mrs. Geller: Ross, why dont you give us your toast now?
Joey: Oh no-no-no, give me some specifics.
Chandler: Oh, yeah. Yeah, I found this great place called "Invisible things for Kathy." (Motions to an imaginary pile of presents next to him.) Can you give me a hand with all this stuff?
The Cooking Teacher: I think you should give him your star.
Joey: Give me a number, I dont want to owe you anything!
Monica: (following her) Ill give you really good odds.
Rachel: Give her some money.
Mrs. Geller: This is your grandmothers engagement ring, I want you to give it to Rachel.
Ross: Umm say, I-I opened this earlier (The privacy screen) but let me give you guys some privacy.
Ross: I didnt give her that ring!
Ross: Uh Joey, can you give us just a minute?
Phoebe: But you didnt give it to her?
Nurse: Hey, she just woke up! Shes hungry. Why dont we give this another try?
Rachel: Well then why did you give me a ring?
Joey: Wait! Terry! WaitLookWait I-I Look, Im really sorry about before. I was an idiot thinking Im too big to audition for you. You gotta give me another chance.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Amy: Its such a slap in the face. I'm your sister and you would give your baby to these strangers over me.
Ross: Joey, give me the bag.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Ross: Give me the bag.
Chandler: Ok. So if we both had Emma and I die <knocks on table> she'd have to give her up.
Chandler: Joey? Got you a Joey Special, two pizzas! Joe? (The phone rings and he answers it) (On phone) Hello? (Takes the phone away from his mouth when he realizes what he just did and yells.) Damnit! (Back on phone.) Hello? (Listens.) No, Joeys not here right now, but I can take a message I think. (Listens) Hes still got a chance for the part?! Oh, thats great news! (Listens) Well no obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. (Listens) Oh well, thats great. I will give Joey the message. Thank you! (Hangs up and goes to write the message on the Magna-Doodle.) Yes! (Reading what hes writing) Okay, Mac audition at 2:00. Allergy actor attacked. (Pause) By dog not flowers.
Chandler: Well yknow, they only give you three letters, so after A-S-S it is a bit of a challenge.
Phoebe: Come on, give me something. What's his name?
(Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.)
Monica: (interrupts him) If someone wants to give us a present, we dont want to deprive them of that joy.
Monica: Maybe he didn't give you a chance.
Rachel: So wh..? He's smart, he's qualified. Give me one good reason we shouldn't try him out.
Ross: I... just feel that the... the chemistry isn't right. I'm sorry. We're... we're more than happy to give you good recommendation...
Rachel: Yeah.. yeah right.. Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby?
Amy: So you're going to give me the baby?
Ross: Sure, Monica would have to give her up.
Waiter: I�ll give you another minute.
Monica: So, I�m, I�m probably still ovulating. Do you want to give it another try?
Rachel: I dont know, I mean I would give anything to work for a designer, y'know, or a buyer.... Oh, I just dont want to be 30 and still work here.
Phoebe Sr: I mean, I know what Im talking about. I gave up two babies, and I only wish I had someone there that had given up babies, that could tell me how terrible it is to give up babies. I just think that, it would be something you will regret every single day for the rest of your life. So, how ever hard it is to give up this puppy, it would be like a million times harder to give up a child. (Phoebe is playing with the puppy again, and not listening) I really shouldnt have given you the puppy first.
Chandler: Fine, I'll give the suit back.
Gavin: Look, I'll just give you this and go.
Phoebe: Now give me my real gift.
Rachel: Rachel Green's office!! Give me that phone! (takes the phone) Hello, this is Rachel Green, how can I help you? Uh huh ... ok then ... I'll pass you back to your son (gives phone to Gavin)
Man: (to wife): Toby... Oh, for God's sake, I don't know what she's talking about! There's no Rachel! Don't give me that deep freeze.
Larry: Well, I suppose I could give him a warning.