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[And with that we go into the save the budget portion of the show, which features flashbacks from previous episodes. The first set of auditions feature high lights or low lights of Joeys acting career. The first flashback is from The One With The Lesbian Wedding.]
Chandler: Hey! Howd the audition go?
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Chandler: So it did go well.
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Monica: Yknow what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay
[We then go into another set of flashbacks of famous fights. The first is the second breakup of Ross and Rachel from The One With The Jellyfish.]
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are, Y-O-U-R means your!
Monica: You had no right to go out with him.
Phoebe: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
Chandler: Here we go. Okay, brace yourselves.
Phoebe: It was really sweet. The last thing she said to me was; "Okay dear, you go get the eggs and I'm gonna get the yogurt and we'll meet at the checkout counter." And y'know what? We will meet at the checkout counter.
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Rachel: Ill go with you.
Monica: Now? Is it okay if I go out with Chip Matthews?
Chandler: Okay, a quick one. Come on hug it out. (Paul rushes over and hugs Chandler tightly.) Oh hey! There you go. (The hug continues.) Okay. (The hug continues.)
(We go into a flashback sequence with Joey remembering some of those times.)
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Jeannine: (to Monica) All right, I just got changed in thirty seconds so you can be alone with him. You'd better go for it.
Joanna: No, no, that was my boss. I have to go.
Charlie: Oh, well, we can go see the Chronos Quartet at the Avery Fisher Hall.
Joey: (He turns around to Chandler looking for approval to go with Rachel, Chandler mouths Come on!) (turning back to Rachel) Ross, did ask us first, and we set that night aside.
Susan: Stuck at school. Some parent-teacher thing. You can go. Ill get the information.
Chandler: (intrigued) Go on.
Ross: You need me to go down there with you and hold your hand?
Phoebe: Okay! Ooh-ahh, I'm gonna go pack. I'm gonna go pack my ass off!
Phoebe: Oh please, somebody tell me I dont have to go to work today!
Rachel: Go!!
Monica: I told you not to go down there!
Monica: Oh, would you let it go already?! Youre fine!
Monica: Well, you could actually go to the gym.
Ross: Or! Or, we could go to the bank, close our accounts and cut them off at the source.
Joey: Go get em Treeger.
Monica: Just go up to her and ask her out. (Chandler laughs) Oh, what's the worst thing that could happen?
All: Way to go, Phoebe!
Chandler: There we go little fella.
Phoebe: All right. Im gonna go to the fertility doctor and um, see if Im ready to have Frank and Alices embryo transferred into my uterus.
Ross: You know what I don't care. The only person I cared about getting dressed, is the one person that says she's not even gonna go. Look Rach, I'm sorry. Okay. Look, I-I wa, I was a jerk. I'm sorry I yelled. I want you there, I need you there. Look, what, what can I do that can show you how much, how much I want you to be there.
Rachel: I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.
Monica: I have like five times, but the guy is so charming, that I go up there to yell and then I end up apologizing to him.
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
Rachel: Hey, how'd it go?
Joey: Fine, fine, so, why don't the four of us go out and have dinner together tonight? You know, as friends?
Chandler: Okay, so when do you want to go?
Rachel: Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)
Rachel: Thank you! Hey, how'd the catering go?
Chandler: Hey, how'd it go? How'd she like the gift?
Joey: Well, anyway, I got to go change, Im ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.
Casey: Here you go.
JOEY: Supposably. Supposably. Did they go to the zoo? Supposably.
Rachel: Okay. (They go into the living room.)
Ross: (breaking the hug) Ohh, I gotta go to the flower store! (Runs to the door.) Check it out, no one will tell me where Emily is, so I'm gonna send 72 long-stem, red roses to Emily's parent's house, one for each day that I've known and loved her. That oughta get her talking to me again.
Ross: Yeah, Im gonna go to a doctor who went to school in a mini-mall.
Monica: How would that go? (they kiss) Well, it didn't rhyme, but I liked it.
Phoebe: (pushing Monica back onto the couch) Its so inspired! Look at him! Look at him go!
Joey: No-no-no, I think Im gonna see how things go with Kathy. Shes pretty cool.
Joey: (voice-over) ...and he couldnt let it go, and... I dont really know what happened with that either.
Ross: Well, I'm gonna go get ready, (Gives Monica the fist thing.) for my date tonight, so ah, I'll just_ head.
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Rachel: And y'know what, Im gonna, Im gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, Im gonna stop by around 8:30.
Phoebe: Well, oh, ok now... Only one of us has to stay with Emma. Ok, and as the person who realized that, I get to go!
CAROL: Think I better go before mommy starts weeping.
Amanda: I appreciate this soo much, I've been trying to go out with this guy for like a month.
Pete: One meal! Thats all Im asking for. Please? We go out, we eat, and if you dont have a good time, I give you ten grand, we call it even.
Joey: Ah. Hm. (To Kathy) Wanna go to bed?
Phoebe: Good. (Phoebe and Mrs. Burkart go into the other room, leaving Monica with everyone staring at her.)
Joey: Uhh, thats not them. Im gonna go call the police.
Ross: (calming down) Yeah, I know. I mean, no, youre right. Yeah I guess Ill let it go. But you-you understand how-how hard it is to forget about this.
Monica: No, its okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Monica: Oh! Do you need me to go with you?
Monica: Look, I-Im never gonna let you up so you may as well just go away.
Phoebe: (on intercom) Hey, do you need to get in? Here you go.
Chandler: Monica, that was also true an hour ago! I mean, please, look at you! Your hand is blistered, you can barely stand, your hair is inexplicable! Ok, you've already proven you are just as good as he is, now we've missed our dinner reservations, so now let's just go upstairs, order room service, take a shower and shave your head!
RICHARD: Um, we should go too, I got patients at 8 in the moring.
Joey: Yeah! All right? Lets go!
Kathy: You must really like... Joey... to go to all that trouble for him.
Joey: So let me get this straight. If you go with Bonnie tonight, youre doing the smart, healthy thing and moving on.
Ross: Y'know what, 100 million people went to see a movie about what I do, I wonder how many people would go see a movie called, Jurassic Parka.
Chandler: Thanks, its ah, Gaelic, for Thy turkeys done. So ah, Im gonna go, nice, nice meeting you.
RACHEL: I can't believe I don't get to go to my own prom, this is so harsh.
Ross: Here they come, here they come. Oh-ho, if she kisses him goodnight, Im gonna kill myself, I swear. I cant, I cant watch this. (turns away, then quickly turns to look again) Come on, date over! Date over! Uh-oh, here we go, shes going in.
Rachel: No! None! I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just... (to Joey): W-well, what else did he say? I mean, does he, like, want to go out with me?
Ross: Well maybe he'll get to go soon, like on a class trip or something.
Joey: Ye-ye, we go to yours!
Monica: (brings a plate of tiny appetizers over) Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up.
Phoebe: All right, Im gonna go take a pregnancy test, right now.
Ross: Just go for it Chandler.
Monica: Go on.
Chandler: All right. I will go out and I will try to find something for her, okay?
David: Yes I can. Because if I go it means I have to break up with you, and I can't break up with you.
Monica: (getting up) All right, Ill go down there. But, Im not gonna serve the lasagna. Im gonna serve something I make.
Rachel: Well if you go to Disneyland, you dont spend the whole day on the Materhorn.
Emily: I cant believe theyre doing that to him! I told them to go easy on him!
Ross: All right, there you go!
Rachel: Oh, go on! You telling people about me?
Ross: The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.
Rachel: How did it go?
(They all go over and hug Phoebe.)
Monica: Uh, so, uh, Rach, uh... do you wanna save this wrapping paper, I mean, it's only a little bit torn... so are you gonna go for it with Ross or should I just throw it out?
Monica: Maybe I can try at intermission? Phoebe, come on... you know what? Let's just go!
Phoebe Sr.: Ill go in a second, I-I just wanted to tell you that there hasnt been a day where I didnt regret giving you up.
Tom: I'm gonna go talk to uh, a friend.
Rachel: Yeah, yeah, you go talk to your friend. You tell him, "Nice try."
Chandler: So uh, man, are you gonna go to the play with me tonight?
(They go get a drink.)
Chandler: 98. 99. 100. Okay, go!