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[And with that we go into the save the budget portion of the show, which features flashbacks from previous episodes. The first set of auditions feature high lights or low lights of Joeys acting career. The first flashback is from The One With The Lesbian Wedding.]
Chandler: Hey! Howd the audition go?
Ross: Wait a minute, are you doing that thing where you pretend it didnt go well but it really did go well?
Chandler: So it did go well.
Lorraine: She's checking the coats. Joey, I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. Will you get me a white Zinfandel, and a glass of red for Janice.
Monica: Yknow what? He will forgive you. And I like to bring a pad with me when I go answer the phone just in case (Chandler gets that disgusted look back.) Okay
[We then go into another set of flashbacks of famous fights. The first is the second breakup of Ross and Rachel from The One With The Jellyfish.]
Ross: It was 5:30 in the morning, and you had rambled on for 18 pages. Front and back!! (they go into the living room, trapping Monica, Chandler, and Joey in the kitchen) (to Rachel) Oh-oh-oh, and by the way, Y-O-U-apostrophe-R-E means you are, Y-O-U-R means your!
Monica: You had no right to go out with him.
Phoebe: Alright, now I will let go if you both stop.
Phoebe: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
Phoebe: I thought you were excellent! In fact for a minute there I was like, "Ooh, whered Ross go?"
Rachel: Yeah, maybe if you gave this girl a chance it would go somewhere.
Monica: (again, lying) Im gonna go into the bathroom so I can look at it in the mirror, as I eat it.
(They both get dejected and go sit down.)
Rachel: (entering from her room) Honey, we have to go. Our reservations are at 8:00.
Rachel: Okay honey, you can finish this later were gonna be late. We gotta go.
Chandler: Math!! Youre giving me math! All right, look y'know what, forget about it, you go for the girl, well see who gets her.
Joey: Youre right. Maybe I shouldnt even go on the call back.
Monica: So, are you ready to go?
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
Phoebe: Fine, Ill go call her.
Monica: I also, did a little something in fur. But umm, thats really just for me. (Rubs it against her cheek.) Okay. So, why dont you go into your room and try these on and well seeget a better idea of whats gonna work.
PHOEBE: Oh good, ok. Oh nooo, I have to go because I'm late for my um, Green Eggs and Ham discussion group. Um tonight it's why he would not eat them on a train. Have fun bye.
Phoebe: Hey oh, Rach wait! Do you want to go to a movie tonight?
Chandler: All right, theres a nuclear holocaust, Im the last man on Earth. Would you go out with me?
Rachel: All right honey, we'd better go if we wanna catch that movie.
Ross: Look Rach if-if you want to go for a ride in the Porsche Ill be glad to take you for a quick spin around the block.
Man: Ready to go?
Joey: Me too! Theres a game on Tuesday do you wanna go?
Chandler: Look forget it okay? I dont want to go. I dont want to see him. I dont wanna.
Rachel: Hey. Oh, I have a question. If-if-if one of you had to pick one of the other two guys to go out with, who would you pick?
Rachel: Okay. Switch places with me! Switch places with me! Come on! Ill go under, you go over!
Rachel: (handing it to him) Yes. Here you go Officer uh, Handsome.
Rachel: (checking her watch) Op! We gotta go! (The girls stand up.)
Joey: No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)
Monica: I had to go with the odds Rach.
Phoebe: Go ahead.
Monica: Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!
Rachel: Youre gonna be late! Go! Go! (He runs out.)
Chandler: Okay, here you go. (He deals out two cards each.) I have two queens, what do you have?
Monica: Honey, we gotta go!
Monica: (laughs) I dont have anything like that, but let me go see if Rachel does.
Monica: Dad! Theres Ross (points), why dont you go talk to him?
Monica: All right, Im gonna go steam my wedding dress okay? Who wants the responsibility of making sure nothing happens to it?
(They go onto the set.)
Monica: Im making a list of all the things that are most likely to go wrong at the wedding. Now, that way I can be prepared.
(They all go into the hallway.)
(Phoebe and Ross go to look for Chandler and Rachel enters Monica and Chandlers.)
Ross: Umm, he said he thought I was funny. So (Rachel stares at him.) Okay, look-look umm, let's just go downstairs, we'll have some fun, and you will forget all about it.
Monica: I cant go to lunch!!
Rachel: Lets go to lunch.
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Joey: I know! Im sorry! The guys drunk, they wont let me go until we get this.
Ross: There you go. You put on a tuxedo! Now that wasnt so scary, was it?
Rachel: Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?
Phoebe: Yeah, yknow what I noticed Rachel? He scares easy. Is that the kind of guy youd like to take to a ball? "Hey Sebastian, would you like to dance?" (Imitates him.) "Uhh, okayI gotta go!"
(They both go out into the hall.)
Joey: Aaron! You gotta let me go. The guys hammered!
Joey: No-no-no! We gotta go! Come on! (Joey picks him up in a firemans carry and carries him out.) Here we go.
Rachel: Go on! Go on. (She turns back to Chandler.)
Chandler: (sounds nervous) Yeah! I... I... I liked it! (Joey continues to look at him suspiciously) But, ehm... my bosses didn't go for it. Stupid sons of bitches!
Monica: (getting up) Im gonna go put my make up on, we have to be at the hotel in an hour! (Starts for the bathroom.)
Joey: I wish I could but I just found out that I have to be at work really early the next day, so I can't go, but, you know, take the extra ticket and invite whoever you want.
Chandler: See? (Does his laugh.) Here we go. (Starts walking her to their room, and has to pass in front of Mr. Geller whos sitting at the table and Mrs. Geller whos standing next to him.)
Monica: Sorry, lets go back! Cause youve got more to say.
Joey: Okay! (He yanks his hand away.) All right. Umm, all right Wayne, level with me. Okay? I-I keep hearing all these rumors that I might get fired. Okay, they even have actors coming in to read for my part! Come on man, you-you got to give me a second chance! I mean, I love-I love this little guy! (He grabs C.H.E.E.S.E.s arm and pulls it off at the elbow.) Ah-ah!! (Wayne is shocked.) Okay, thats why you didnt want me to touch him right? Here you go! Okay? (Hands Wayne the arm and he goes to fix it. Meanwhile Joey starts to berate himself.) Stupid! I cant believe it! God! (A very beautiful woman walks by.) (To her) Hey, how you doin? (He and her go over to talk and Wayne looks on with envy.)
[Scene: The Movie Set, Joey is walking up to the director, pleading with him to let him go.]
Mr. Geller: Way to go son! I knew youd find him!
The Director: Here we go.
David: Now, we should go back and take the other line.
Rachel: Ugh! Look you guys, I'm really excited about this! Okay? I don't care what you think! I'm gonna go set up a little litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson. (They both glare at her.) Well, what am I gonna call her? Fluffy?!
Rachel: Thanks, but I gotta go to work and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy.
Chandler: Before we go out there Ive got a present for ya.
[Scene: An airport in London, Ross is waiting for Emily to show up to go on their honeymoon and sees Rachel walking past.]
(Ross tries to dismiss it by making that sound, but decides to go for it and follows Rachel.)
Ross: Uh, unless! Unless, uh this lady wouldnt mind letting you go first.
Second Girl: Can I go next?
Monica: Go ahead Rach.
Mike: No, no, no, you're doing fine, really... Why don't you go talk to my dad?
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!
Alice: Phoebes right Frank. I know its hard to hear, but it wouldve been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that what it is?
Matt: I think I was supposed to say, "I dont know," and go over and open the door. And I went
Rachel: (she hurries after him) Wait, we still have time to talk and theyre-they're not even in the car yet! (She takes a quick look down the street.) Oh look, there they go, okay. (She hurries in, too)
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Rachel and Phoebe are about to go inside.]
Richard: Hey Joey, could you uh, go through these lines with me? (Hes holding a script.)
Ross: Well go! Go move it! (He runs off.)
Rachel: You can go.
Phoebe: Okay, sorry. Yeah. (They go inside to confront the father.)
Monica: Hey! Howd it go?
Joey: There you go!
Rachel: Now, if you will excuse me I am going to go and lie down. (Exits.)
Phoebe: Thank you. (To Gunther, who's standing there frozen) Okay, go! Go! Go! (He runs off.) (To Larry) Now, if after dinner you still really need to bust someone, I know a hot dog vendor who picks his nose.
Dr. Mitchell: Willya relax? Look around. No pagan altars, no piles of bones in the corners, they're fine. (Baring his teeth to clean them with his finger) Go like this. (Dr. Rosen obeys.)
Chandler: Id better go pack.
Joey: Please, just-just, just go and talk to Rachel.
Monica: Theyre kissing lets just go around them.
(They go up to the counter.)
Ross: (quietly confident) I think we do. Why dont we go inside? (They go inside.) Look uh, I know why youre here.
(They hear a knocking sound coming from the hallway and go to investigate.)
Ross: I gotta go find her.
Monica: Chandler, youre not fourteen anymore. Okay? Maybe its time that you let that stuff go. If your fathers not at your wedding youre gonna regret it for the rest of your life.
Monica: Yeah, can we go call them? Is it too soon to call? I wanna call.
Chandler: Here you go. (Shows her the number again.)
Ross: Please, help me! I have a date tonight. It has to go well okayIm scared for my health!
Chandler: Okay before we start the celebration, Monica has to go put on her party dress.
Joey: All right now All right, youre all set up. Youre good to go. Just hit record. All right?
Joey: Well, I've never been through the tunnel myself, 'cause as I understand it, you're not allowed to go through with more than one girl in the car, right. But, it seems to me it's pretty much like anything else, you know, face your fear. It have a fear of heights, you go to the top of the building! If you're afraid of bugs.....get a bug. Right. In this case, you have a fear of commitment, so I say you go in there and be the most committed guy there ever was.
Ross: Oh, oh there go the clothes.
Phoebe: Im just saying hi! Now Im gonna go!
Ross: Oh ah, I think you know where I want to go.
(They go out to the elevators.)