words in movies
Chandler: (To Phoebe) Y'know what? I have been trying to apologize to him all week! If he's not gonna let me do it on the phone, I'm gonna go down there and do it in person.
Phoebe: Okay, I'm gonna go too!
Phoebe: Oh please, you are not gonna ditch again like you did with London.
Phoebe: Hey, you guys, listen, this weekend we're all gonna go to Las Vegas to surprise Joey! Including me!! You wanna go?!
Ross: All right I guess I'm, gonna go pack. (Starts to leave)
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Chandler: There's not gonna be a next time! You can not ever see him again!
Monica: Oh y'know what? If you're gonna be acting like this all night, I really, I don't even want to be around you.
Ross: (loudly so that everyone can hear) Hey lady! I don't care how much you want it! Okay?! I am not gonna to have sex with you in the bathroom! (Rachel sinks lower on her chair trying to hide.)
Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!
Joey: Dont you see what this means?! I can forget about that stupid movie. I'm gonna be a millionaire!
Ross: What?! That's not gonna make you any money!
Ross: Look, just because some idiot drew on your face doesn't mean you shouldn't have any fun! Okay? And besides, hey-hey-hey no one is even gonna look at you. Okay? This is Vegas! Hello! There are tons of other freaks here! (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) There are tons of freaks here. No other. No. Come on! No one will notice, I swear!
Joey: Look, you and I have been given a gift. Okay? We have to do something with it. Like-like, hand modeling! Huh? Or-or magic! And you know NASA's gonna wanna talk to us!
Monica: (To Chandler) We're not really gonna buy these people steak dinners are we?
Phoebe: Yeah, from now on everyone you lurk, I'm gonna lurk first! You move on to someone else, I'm gonna be one step ahead of you, every single time! And then I'll be on your ass every hour of every day 'til Monday, because that's when I go home. When do you leave?
Joey's Hand Twin: Are you gonna play?
Joey's Hand Twin: You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Joey: Well, that's gonna be tough Mon. I mean it's hard for me to be around an attractive woman and not flirt.
Chandler: Ahh, come on! Yknow whatyknow what, I think Im just gonna go home and call Kathy.
MRS. GELLER: You were fired? What're you gonna do?
Ross: Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, Im gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?
Joey: Yeah, come on, think about it. Youre 18, okay, shes 44, when youre 36, shes gonna be 88.
DELIVERY GUY: I don't think that's gonna affect the plot of the show.
Monica: What? I-I bought groceries, I was gonna make you dinner!
JOEY: I just... I just don't think that I want it that way though, y'know? I mean, let's say I do make it, alright? I'm always gonna look back and wonder if it was because of my talent or because of.. y'know, the Little General.
Chandler: Listen, I-I'm gonna grab a beer. (Leaves)
Joey: Ross! (Laughs) Theyre gonna kill you!
Joey: Dude, if you go back out there, youre gonna be Dead Ross!
Ursula: Yeah! Yeah, its gonna be a small ceremony. Just family. (Phoebe looks at her.) His.
Mrs. Bing: You are gonna be fine, believe me.
Phoebe: Yknow it doesnt matter how much Im craving it. Yknow why Im never gonna eat meat? Because its murder, cold blooded murder.
Phoebe: Well, Im not sure. I mean, I guess until she y'know, gets used to the fact that theres y'know, a new mom. Y'know, I think shes worried that y'know, shes gonna, shes gonna be replaced. (to the cat, in a funny voice) Well, thats not gonna happen is it? Noo. (gets up) Okay, I have to return a call in the other room.
Chandler: Look, Ross, you have what you want, youre back with Rachel. If you bring this up now youre gonna wreck the best thing that even happened to you.
Chandler: If they cant find a home for her, they kill her! And Im not gonna let that happen to little Yasmine!
Mark: Hi. Well, look, I was just gonna leave a message, isnt tonight your, your big anniversary dinner?
Rachel: Oh, you're not gonna tell the whole story about how your parents got divorced again are you?
Ross: Elizabeth! (He opens one of the bed stands that he has curled himself up into.) Okay. Okay. (She helps him out.) Im gonna go out this window. (Points to the window next to him.) Ill meet you at the front door. Just tell them youre going home, okay?
Rachel: Okay, well you are just gonna have too, okay. Because I already got a Mother and a Father who cannot stay in the same room together, okay, I dont wanna have to have a separate room for you too!! (starts to cry)
Monica: You know what, everything's gonna be okay.
Ross: Okay, is everybody clear? Were gonna pick it up and move it. Now all we need is teamwork, okay? Were gonna lift the car and slide it out. Lift and slide!
Chandler: Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because its, its, its not gonna be easy.
JOEY: Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over.
Ross: Anyway, she thought the very idea of me playing rugby with him was like hilarious. So Im gonna show her how tough I really am!
Phoebe: Yeah, all right. Meanwhile, Im gonna do whatever I can to help this so, Im just gonna yknow, lie it your chair, (She climbs into the chair and drapes her feet over the back of the chair.) Y'know? Yeah, good, Im let gravity yknow, do its jobs.
Ross: All right. All right, Im gonna do it!
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
MONICA: Yeah. You're just gonna have to stop pissing me off.
Joey: No, but Im gonna!
PHOEBE: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. You are not gonna believe this. I have just been discovered.
Kim: Forget it Rachel! We're both so proud of how well you're doing. I'm not gonna let you blow it. In fact, if I catch you with a cigarette, you're fired. So go on, get out of here! Go on, I don't want you breathing this stuff! Go on!
Chandler: Just coffee! Where are we gonna hang out now?
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Carol: I was gonna say
Chandler: Yknow what? Its gonna be okay. Yknow what? Shes probably not gonna even want to come.
Ross: Oh! You are gonna love it! (The girl is looking in the other direction as Ross is taking off his own coat, revealing the pink and white ladies shirt) and I'm so glad, we're finally doing this.
Ross: Yeah, no, youre right, I know, youre right, Im not, Im not gonna do it. All right, thanks guys. (Gets up to leave.)
Phoebe: Hey, so? Are you gonna do it?
Monica: So are you ever gonna tell whoever it is?
Chandler: This is gonna be soo cool, dude, we never party anymore!
Joey: Uhh, look, your eyes still popping out a little, Im gonna go get some ice.
Ross: Thats a good point. So uh, how long are you gonna punish him?
Chandler: (comforting the duck) Everythings gonna be all right. Okay, Dick?
Monica: You bet your ass, Im gonna fire you! Thank you.
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
Phoebe: Yeah, but yknow, about have of these are gonna end up getting divorced.
Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)
Rachel: Okay, but Ross, eventually you and I are gonna be dating.
Rachel: Oh so you know that, you guys talked about that, so you get along, so you think youre gonna go out?
Phoebe: Im not gonna right to you! Thats not real!
Monica: So, is Joey gonna stop snoring?
Rachel: Oh, no, meh-nah-nah-nah, come on youre gonna ruin it!
Rachel: Im not gonna marry Chandler!
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Joey: It's never gonna happen.
Rachel: All right, listen, missy. If you want this cart, you're gonna have to take me with it!
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Monica: Would you stop? Weve only been going out a couple of weeks, I mean we dont even know if hes gonna propose.
Joey: I have an audition, but Ill definitely hook up with you later. Where are you gonna be around noon?
Monica: Okay, I got it. Phoebe? All right, you pull. I'm gonna spread the legs as wide as I can. (Joey starts giggling.) Joey? Now is not the time!
Chandler: All right, well Im gonna put my sweats back on.
Monica: Rach, youre gonna come though arent you?
Rachel: Yeah! Im gonna have a boyfriend, youre gonna have a girlfriend
Ross: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
Rachel: Theres not gonna be a wedding. Ross and I are not getting married.
Joey: All right well, I guess I gotta go get a job. Im gonna go see my agent.
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
Monica: Because shes not gonna get to keep the babies.
Monica: I know! Phoebe is gonna love dressing them in these!
Monica: Oh, shes gonna love that!
Joey: Uhh, thats not them. Im gonna go call the police.
Joey: We figured we could be late because you guys were gonna be on time (he points the foam finger at the girls)
Monica: (hums for a while, then gives up, and in her head) If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes. No. Don't do this. This is stupid! I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know. Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back! ...I need help! (She buries her head in her pillow.)
Monica: So you're gonna be gone four days a week? (Thinks about it.) No.
Chandler: Oh, so thats this is gonna work now? Youre just gonna order me around all the time?
Phoebe: They are gonna love me.
Phoebe: Okay, okay, but Rachels gonna be here too, cant I just ask her this stuff?
Chandler: Okay, cause thats not gonna get annoying.
Joey: I don’t know. She’s got to be taking it hard, I was like her only client. Except for this guy who eats paper. And I’m guessing he eats more money than he makes. Look, I know she’s not a great agent, but she did stick with me for ten years. I’m gonna call her and hire her again.
Ross: Sweetie, you gotta relax. Everythings gonna be great, okay? Come on. Come on.
Ross: Its all right! Everythings gonna be all right.
Joey: But what does that gonna do...
Jamie: No, no, no. We were there last night. She kept... (shuddering at the memory) ..bringing swordfish. (Indicating the ladies bathroom) are you gonna go to the, um?
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Joey: Oh yeah? (Puts the hat on.) If youre gonna make me choose between you and the hat? I choose the hat.
Monica: They baked it. I cant take this anymore. Im gonna call a meeting tonight, Im gonna fire you tonight.
Chandler: Okay. Listen-listen, were not gonna have to walk this way the entire time are we?
Joey: Okay, now uh, in terms of the invite list, Ive got you, me, and Chandler and Im gonna invite Gunther cause, well, weve been talking about this pretty loud.
Rachel: Yes, they will! You know what you should do? Just go take a walk, all right? I know your size and I’m... I’m gonna pick up some really good stuff for you.
Monica: Hey, cheer up! Youre gonna see her again, right?
Phoebe: All right. All right! If he wants a date? He's gonna get a date. All right, I'm gonna go in.
Erica: No, I don't mind you touching my belly, but right now your hand is kind of blocking the part where the baby is gonna come out.
Emily: She said, "If Im not gonna be happy getting married somewhere that we find in a day, well then we should just postpone it."
Chandler: Man, we're gonna rock that Asian student union!
Melanie: Boy, somebody's gonna get a big fruit basket tomorrow.
Rachel: But yknow what, if you think its gonna be okay well just work out a system. Yknow, itll be like college, Ill hang a hanger on the door and put a sign, "Come back later, Im gettin lucky." (Laughs.)
Rachel: Oh, what are you going to do?! Are you gonna go run tell Monica?! Are you gonna tell Joey?! No! Because then you will have to tell them what we did! We are desert stealers! We are living outside the law!