words in movies
Joey: Okay listen, how are you gonna ask her?
Chandler: It is going to be perfect. I am taking her to her favorite restaurant. Im going to get her a bottle of the champagne that she really loves; therefore knows how expensive it is. Then when the glasses are full, instead of proposing a toast Im just gonna propose.
Joey: Youre gonna mess it up let me do it.
Chandler: Im not gonna mess it up.
Chandler: Shes not gonna say no.
Chandler: Okay, now will you guys get out of here? I want this is to be a surprise and shes gonna know.
Mr. Thompson: Well, I hope youre gonna bid on some things Rachel.
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Joey: So uh listen, I think Im gonna take off now. (Starts to get up.)
Rachel: (stopping him) Hey! You cant leave Joey! You agreed to buy that boat, all right?! That is a contract! And plus if you leave, my boss is gonna kill me!
Joey: Well, what am I gonna do Rach?! I dont have that kind of money!
Rachel: I know. Okay. (Whispering and thinking.) Okay. Okay. All right. All right, this is what were gonna do, we are gonna go to the next highest bidder, and we are just gonna let them buy it, and then youre just gonna pay the difference.
Joey: Are you kidding me?! Shes gonna this boat!
Chandler: Im gonna do it tomorrow yknow, and-and surprise her, but now youve ruined it!
Joey: Hey, being you is finally gonna pay off! (They give each other fives.)
Phoebe: I know, theyre gonna be so happy together.
Rachel: Were gonna find love!
Rachel: Wh So If neither of you are married by the time youre 40, youre gonna marry Joey.
Monica: What does he think? Does he think Im just gonna wait around for nothing?
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
Chandler: Okay. (Starts running for the bedroom) Im gonna get the ring! Im gonna get the ring! (Does so) Im gonna go find her and (starts running for the door) Im just going to propose!
Phoebe: Okay, this kind of back talk is not gonna fly when were married!
Rachel: Okay, yknow what?! I know-I know how to settle this! All right here, this is what were gonna do! Im gonna write Joey on one napkin (does so) and Im gonna right Ross on the other napkin (does so) and we are going to pick one! And that person is going to be our backup! Okay?
Chandler: It was working until you showed up, you big tree! I mean, this isnt fair. You had your chance with her! You had your chance and you blew it! And this is my chance and I am not going to blow it because we are meant for each other! And this is all just been one stupid mistake! (Sits down heavily.) I was gonna propose tonight.
Richard: You were gonna propose? (Sits on the arm of the couch.)
JOEY: Uhh, this is it, this is how we're gonna die. Ready?
RACHEL: Then what's gonna happen?
Janice: (Ross is still taking their photo) Oh, I'm gonna blow this one up, and I'm gonna write 'Reunited' in glitter.
RACHEL: Well, so what're you gonna do?
CHANDLER: Oh, we're gonna flip for the baby?
Amy: We’re gonna be roomies! (she snaps her finger and points at Joey, snaps her fingers again and points to the bags) Come on!
PHOEBE: OK, now I'm gonna kick some ass.
JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?
Phoebe: Yeah, I really do! Yes, but, after I dumped on the way he was gonna propose to me, I don’t think he’s ever gonna ask again! I mean, I said no in Barbados and now this!
Ross: Look, I'm sure it would be great, but I-I think one of us has to be thinking clearly, so, I'm gonna go!
MONICA: What're you gonna do?
CHANDLER: OK, but uh, I hope you realize this means we're gonna miss hearing about the specials.
ROSS: Julie. Julie. That. Oh God. Julie, right. OK, I need to lie down. No, ya know, I'm gonna stand. I'm gonna stand, I'm gonna walk, I'm walkin' and I am standing. OK so you uh, and now wha... and now, now, now you're over me?
RACHEL: Uh, OK, I mean uh, what, how are you gonna handle it. I mean, are, are ya gonna, are ya gonna talk about it before hand, are you just gonna pounce?
INTERVIEWER: You gonna slice them up real nice?
MONICA: Oh-oh, no no don't worry, I'm gonna wash it.
PHOEBE: Hang in there, it's gonna happen.
Fun Bobby: It's gonna be an open casket, y'know, so at least I'll- I get to see him again.
Rachel: (starts crying and speaking at the same time, making it almost impossible to understand what she's saying) I wouldn't know what I'm gonna do without you...
RACHEL: NO but Ross. We are never gonna happen, OK. Accept that.
Joey: I am so-so-so sorry. I was gonna do it! Really! But I was standing there with 327 dollars in one hand and 238 dollars in the other hand, and I was thinking, "Wow! Its been a long time since I had (tries to do the math in his head, but cant) 327 + 238 dollars!"
JOEY: It's gonna be worth it. It's a known fact that women love babies, all righ? Women love guys who love babies. It's that whole sensitive thing. Quick, aim him at that pack o' babes over there. Maybe one of them will break away. No, no wait, for get them, we got one, hard left. All right, gimme the baby.
Phoebe: No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!
CHANDLER: What am I gonna do, huh? [Joey walks in behind him]
Chandler: Ill take it! All right look, I gotta know. Are you finished with me? (Janice shakes her head no) Are you finished with him? (Janice shakes her head no) Do you still love him? (Janice shakes her head yes) Do you still love me? (Janice shakes her head yes) All right look, (grabs the bag) Im gonna need an actual answer here okay, so which is it, him or me? (his phone starts to ring)
Fake Monica: Monica, I started my day by peeing in front of twenty-five other women, and you're worried about who's gonna take you to the Big Apple Circus?
ROSS: Oh, you know, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna hang out, work on my music.
RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
ROSS: Uh, hold, let me see, I don't know. So what're you gonna do. . . [doorbell rings]
ROSS: OK, fine, well I'm not gonna watch, alright.
MONICA: Actually, I was gonna do them jullienne.
MONICA: Thank you. This is my friend Phoebe. She's gonna be helping me tonight.
PHOEBE: OK, so what, you're just never gonna see him again?
Monica: Well, that's it (To Ross) You gonna crash on the couch?
Joey: Yeah, they said I acted too much with it. I told everybody about this! Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre, expecting to see me, and...
MONICA: Oh, I'm gonna kill those guys.
Ross: Yeah, I really do. Yeah, but what am I gonna do, I mean we-we both agreed that it was gonna be a two-week thing, yknow no commitment.
JOEY: Wow, this is wild. What're you gonna get?
JANITOR: Of course they're gonna say he's dead. They don't want the bad publicity. It's all a great big cover-up. Do you have any idea how high up this thing goes?
Monica: So Im not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy Im gonna spend the rest of my life with?
MONICA: So your first whole weekend without Ben, what're you guys gonna do?
PHOEBE: I know you're just moving uptown but I'm really gonna miss you.
MONICA: Not never. I mean, I'm gonna see him tomorrow at my eye appointment.
Mike: Not possible! (they kiss, and then Mike says proudly...) She's gonna be Mrs. No Balls.
Rachel: And y'know what, Im gonna, Im gonna go to bed now, but ah, on my way to work tomorrow morning, Im gonna stop by around 8:30.
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
ROSS: Well, I'm gonna kiss you.
Chandler: Ooh-hoo. Very hot, very sexy. But ah, y'know shes too international, y'know shes never gonna be around.
MONICA: So what're you gonna do?
EDDIE: I tell ya, I-, I'm gonna go read in my room for a little while.
Phoebe: Well, they said that I had to think about it first, but what is there to think about? Im gonna be giving them the greatest gift you can possibly give.
MICH: Oy. Look, I've been through a divorce, trust me you're gonna be fine. You just can't see it now because you haven't had any closure.
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
TILLY: Well, ok then. I'm gonna go. Bye.
Rachel: Oh wow! What now Ross youre not gonna talk? How on earth will you ever annoy me? Oh wait a minute, I know. (Mimics his breathing.) I mean youd think the damn jalepeno wouldve cleared up your sinuses, but no!! Thats not enough (Ross jumps over and kisses her.) What are you doing?!
Chandler: What do you think shes just gonna sit there quietly? You dont think shes gonna want to make a toast? You dont think shes gonna want to grab the microphone and sing Part-time Lover?!
Chandler: Well, its not your fault. What are you gonna do? Not take her to the hospital? Yknow? Youre doing nothing wrong. (Pause) Except for harboring an all consuming love for the woman whose carrying his baby. (He loses his card behind the door.) Richard? If-if youre in there, could you pass me my credit card?
RACHEL: Ok, Ross, try to hear me. Ok, I, hey, I'm not gonna lie to you. Ok, it was good with Paolo.
MONICA: It's not gonna happen. They're doing it tonight, we can do it tomorrow.
Dr. Long: Rachel youre gonna have to push even harder, nothings happening!
Joey: The reactors gonna blow in three seconds, were never gonna make it!
Rachel: Well, for your information, Paolo is gonna be in Rome this New Year, so I'll be just as pathetic as the rest of you.
Joey: I'm gonna do it. (He downs the juice in one swig again.)
CHANDLER: It's gonna be ok. You know that?
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
MONICA: OK, what're we gonna do about this?
Emily: Hows it gonna be all right?!
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
JOEY: But this is a two line part, it's like takin' a step backwards. I'm not gonna do this.
Monica: All right, Chandler get the coats. Erica let's go. Phoebe and Joey, keep packing! Oh my God we're gonna have a baby. All right. We're gonna have a baby! OH MY GOD, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BABY! Oh God, oh God, I got to sit down, I got to sit down. Ooh! (she's hyperventilating)
RACHEL: Ok, so Phoebe, now are you gonna call your dad and let him know that his dog is ok?
Chandler: Wait a minute, wait a minute, I see where this is going, you're gonna ask him to New Year's, aren't you. You're gonna break the pact. She's gonna break the pact.
CHAN: OK, I guess this is gonna seem kinda bittersweet now, but... Joey, that's who.
ROSS: Come on up. I'm gonna get the rest of his stuff together. [walks in his room]
JOEY: All the way to the airport huh? You know that's over 30 miles, that's gonna cost you about so bucks.
Chandler: Dinner is at four, we'll never gonna make it back.
JOEY: Well if he's not gonna eat it, I will.
RACHEL: Ok, let me take these cakes back 'cause they're gonna take that out of my paycheck.
PHOEBE: Does it matter? You're ultimately just gonna die or get divorced or have to blow your pets head off.
Rachel: Joey! Come on! I dont wanna make any mistakes, alright? This is the only dessert and if I screw it up everybody's gonna be like Oh, remember that Thanksgiving when Rachel screwed up the trifle?
ROSS: Ok, ok look, see, the thing is we're, we're not gonna fight you guys.
CHANDLER: Look, are you gonna be ok?
Ross: I know, I know I was, but there was always this little voice inside that kept saying it's never gonna happen, move on. You know whose voice that was?
Chandler: Youre gonna be carrying their baby and give them a Sony Play Station?
Chandler: Okay, heres the thing. Were gonna get you some coffee and they will never know that youre drunk.
CHANDLER: Your little men are gonna get scored on more times than your sister.
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
Monica: Oh God, stop with the plan! So what, so what you saw him with a girl? Who cares?! That doesn't mean anything! Now look, you're going to go out on a date with Danny and you're going to be so charming he's gonna forget all about that stupid subway girl.
MONICA: No forget it, I'm not gonna tell you now.
Ross: Look, our table is down in front, okay, my boss is gonna be there, everyone will see if we arrive after it starts.
MONICA: I'm gonna set them to my time.
Monica: Im gonna hang this basket (Points to the one sitting on the table) on the door and when the neighbors walk by they can all take a piece.
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
MR. DOUGLAS: Uh, listen Bing, I received your memo. So, we're not gonna receive the systems report until next Friday?
Monica: Ah, well then there are gonna be a few surprises!
Joey: Yeah, but it's not gonna last. She's too much for me in bed. Sexually.
MONICA: Okay, one more, please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.
Susan: What're you gonna do, suck the door open?
Monica: Ugh, I knew giving you that book was gonna come back and bite me in the ass!
Rachel: Im thinking, Im gonna order a pizza.