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Phoebe: No, cause she didnt tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean Ive only got a week left, yknow? Ive really gotta start living now! (So she picks up the latest copy of Car and Driver (a U.S. auto magazine), leans back, and starts reading.)
Chandler: Yes, you got something from the Screen Actors Guild.
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Ross: (to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.
Ross: Look, I was nervous! You guys had me all worried I was going to be boring! I got up there and they were all like staring at me. I opened my mouth and this British accent just came out.
Ross: (in his British accent) Im sorry, Ive got plans with my sister.
Chandler: Oh Joeys got a really bad hernia, but thats nothing a little laser eye surgery wont fix!
Joey: (in a gravely, painful voice) Okay. "Hey, Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you."
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Chandler: Listen, Im really glad you got the part.
The Director: Okay. (to Alex) All right uh, Alex now when Joey says his line, "Take good care of your Momma son," thats your cue to cry. Got it? (Alex nods yes.) All right, lets do this.
Rachel: Ross got married againNooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Phoebe: Were just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back.
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Ross: Oh, well this morning he got a call from who I think was our cousin Nathan, and frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.
Joey: Uhm... ok... uhm... Well, yeah... You have got some nerve, coming back here. I can't believe you never called me.
Chandler: Ive got canned goods.
Chandler: Weve got to do something!
Joey: Yeah that's not such a bad situation they got going over there. I'm thinking of getting me one of those.
Frankie: I just got that. Ok, now we'll do your inseam.
Rachel: Yeah, I said what was okay when I thought she was some weird bald chick. I mean, y'know, that girl has hair got all over head!
Chandler: Then I got all needy and clingy.
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
CHANDLER: I can't believe you got us into trouble. [slaps Joey on the arm. Joey takes exception and slaps him back]
Joey: Well, we have to say something! We have to get it out! Its eating me alive!! Monica got stung by a jellyfish.
Chandler: SoYou got in voluntarily?!
Joey: Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!!
Rachel: Well, last time I almost got fired. You must end it, you must end it now!
Chandler: I don't get it, I mean, you just got him. How can he be an adult already?
Monica: Yes. Well I got his machine and I left a message. But it's okay, it's okay, it's okay, because you know it was like a casual, breezy message. It was breezy! Oh God, what if it wasn't breezy?
Jeannine: (to Monica) All right, I just got changed in thirty seconds so you can be alone with him. You'd better go for it.
Chandler: Yeah, and at the end of the play, he, he got up y'know, and he just started like, (claps his hands) banging his hands together!
Rachel: No. I have got to get ready and go to a dinner at my bosses house. Its a very big deal, theres a lot of people there I have to meet.
MONICA: Hey, you know I got a question for ya. Just a little thing, no pressure.
Rachel: Doh!! (pause) Ive got it!
Ross: How can I not get this? I'm a college professor; I got 1450 on my S.A.T.s.
Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!
Rachel: What?! You got us evicted!!
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, Ive got something you can do.
Rachel: You got fired?!
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Chandler: Oh my God! That's why I got up too!
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Chandler: You got me.
Monica: No, its okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Joey: Uh, yeah... This guy at work got me excited about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kinda cool huh? Pitchin' in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus...
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Chandler: Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land.
Joey: Well, anyway, I got to go change, Im ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.
Joey: You got all that from the back of her head?
Ross: Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean thats-thats when I really found my sound.
Monica: Okay. Umm, y'know, I dont think, I dont think I told you this, but umm, I just got out of a really serious relationship.
Leslie: Yeah, but, I dont do that anymore. I got kinda sick of it, and then I couldnt come up with anything good, so they fired me.
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Ross: Oh, thats not true! Ive got her lots of stuff she never took back.
Susan: So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business.
Ross: ....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
Ross: Sure! Oh, and Joeys got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.
Chandler: Okay, okay, you got it!
Monica: Oh-ho-ho, weve got company.
Chandler: I'd love to stay, but I have eh... (points at the cup) got a hot date... (starts to leave)
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
Ross: Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year.
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
Ross: Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, cause thats not where you want to skimp.
Chandler: (to Rachel) Have I got the 50 guys for you!
Joey: Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!
Monica: You got the job?! Why didnt you tell me?
Chandler: Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts.
Chandler: Wherever! Ive got like 20!
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
Monica: Thanks. (Joeys still patting the burn spot) I think you got it!
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!
Carol: So, I got the results of the amnio today.
CAROL: We've got a cab waiting downstairs.
Joey: (To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
Ross: The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Phoebe: Hey! Umm, well, only okay because I just got back from, from the hospital.
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
ROSS: Well, I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the chicken pox.
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Frank: Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we found ninja stars, I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Monica: (hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.
Monica: No, wait, please dont go! Ive got porn for you too!
Monica: Nah, I got it.
Chandler: Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five! (Holds up his hand to give Monica a high five, only he cant straighten his fingers.)
Phoebe's Assistant: We've got a couple changes in your schedule. Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.
Phoebe: He just got a divorce right?
Rachel: Ohh, God, I just got so nervous that he would say no.
Joey: Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like youd believe that. This sucks!
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Rachel: Sure. You got it. Great!
Ross: Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.
Monica: Wow! And you got a petticure. Your feet are all dressed up.
Rachel: Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Joey: Oooh, what you got there?
Joey: Yeah-yeah, I told her about the time you got drunk and fell asleep with your head in the toilet.
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Phoebe: Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)
ROSS: Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.
Ross: All right, bad ankle, got it!
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.