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Phoebe: No, cause she didnt tell me I was gonna die until the very end of the session, and I was not gonna waste a whole another hour there! I mean Ive only got a week left, yknow? Ive really gotta start living now! (So she picks up the latest copy of Car and Driver (a U.S. auto magazine), leans back, and starts reading.)
Chandler: Yes, you got something from the Screen Actors Guild.
Joey: Nothing! Well, I-I got this blinding pain in my stomach when I was lifting weights before, then I uh passed out and uh, havent been able to stand up since. But um, I dont think its anything serious.
Ross: (to the class) Right! So when Rigby got his samples back from the laboratory he made a startling discovery! What he believed to be igneous, was in fact sedimentary. Imagine his consternation when(sees Monica and Rachel.) Oh bloody hell.
Ross: Look, I was nervous! You guys had me all worried I was going to be boring! I got up there and they were all like staring at me. I opened my mouth and this British accent just came out.
Ross: (in his British accent) Im sorry, Ive got plans with my sister.
Chandler: Oh Joeys got a really bad hernia, but thats nothing a little laser eye surgery wont fix!
Joey: (in a gravely, painful voice) Okay. "Hey, Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you."
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, no problem, Ill justhold on one second. (He turns around and puts his hand in his pants and groans in relief.) (In a relaxed voice.) "Hey Timmy, Ive got a surprise for you!"
Chandler: Listen, Im really glad you got the part.
The Director: Okay. (to Alex) All right uh, Alex now when Joey says his line, "Take good care of your Momma son," thats your cue to cry. Got it? (Alex nods yes.) All right, lets do this.
Rachel: Ross got married againNooooooo!!!!!!!!!
Phoebe: Were just celebrating that Joey got his health insurance back.
Joey: Oh my God, that's great! I'm smart!! No, no, I'm... (he uses the Thesaurus) "brainy, bright, clever", I love this thing! Look out ladies, Joey Tribbiani's got the whole package!!
Rachel: What?! You got us evicted!!
Mr. Treeger:: Yeah, Ive got something you can do.
Rachel: You got fired?!
Monica: Yeah! You already got the first class tickets; you got the lounge! I mean we should get free stuff too! I mean youre not the only ones on your honeymoon!
Interviewer: So it looks like youve got some great experience here. Lets see ahh, reason for leaving last job?
Chandler: Oh my God! That's why I got up too!
Chandler: You got the lead in a movie? That's amazing! What's the movie about?!
David: Well, it got me to New York anyway, and then I got on a cab at the airport, and the guy said where to? and I just... gave him your address I... I... I didn't even think about it.
Chandler: You got me.
Monica: No, its okay, not only did I get to go out with Chip Matthews, I got to dump Chip Matthews.
Kathy: Okay, I've got some ugly friends, and they're all available too.
Monica: Something went wrong with Underdog, and they couldn't get his head to inflate. So anyway, um, his head is like flopping down Broadway, right, and I'm just thinking... how inappropriate this is. Um, I've got something in my eye, uh, Joey, could we check it in the light, please?
Joey: Uh, yeah... This guy at work got me excited about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kinda cool huh? Pitchin' in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus...
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
Monica: I got it! How about, if we win, they have to get rid of the rooster?
Chandler: Uh-huh, first you tell us where you got the prettiest lace in all the land.
Joey: Well, anyway, I got to go change, Im ah, meeting some of the cast for drinks.
Joey: You got all that from the back of her head?
Ross: Yeah, just a little in high school, but then I really got into it in college. I mean thats-thats when I really found my sound.
Monica: Okay. Umm, y'know, I dont think, I dont think I told you this, but umm, I just got out of a really serious relationship.
Leslie: Yeah, but, I dont do that anymore. I got kinda sick of it, and then I couldnt come up with anything good, so they fired me.
Phoebe: Honey, youve got to go. Whats his office number?
Ross: Oh, thats not true! Ive got her lots of stuff she never took back.
Susan: So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business.
Ross: ....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
Chandler: Okay, okay, you got it!
Monica: Oh-ho-ho, weve got company.
Ross: Sure! Oh, and Joeys got the mashed potatoes if you want to exchange them.
Joey: Oh hey listen I got us tickets to a Knicks game tonight.
Rachel: Y'know what Chandler, you got yourself into those cuffs, you get yourself out of them.
Ross: Like uh, that gold necklace I got her last year.
Chandler: I'd love to stay, but I have eh... (points at the cup) got a hot date... (starts to leave)
Ross: (calls Julie back) Hi? Sorry, we got disconnected... (Walks away.)
Monica: You got the job?! Why didnt you tell me?
Chandler: Monica got ice in her eye, and it hurts.
Ross: Oh, great! Listen, oh I had to get you a whole new battery. I got you the best one I could, cause thats not where you want to skimp.
Chandler: (to Rachel) Have I got the 50 guys for you!
Chandler: Wherever! Ive got like 20!
Joey: Yeah, lady, I do! I got a problem with that!
Monica: Joey, we had a deal. That-thats why youre here! Ive got to fire you!
Carol: So, I got the results of the amnio today.
Monica: Thanks. (Joeys still patting the burn spot) I think you got it!
Joey: But hey, listen just so you know, you might have youre work cut out for you. Cause when I talked to her, I kinda got the feeling that shes into some other guy. So
CAROL: We've got a cab waiting downstairs.
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
JOEY: No, I don't. It's like, ya know, you work your whole life for somethin' and you think that when you get it it's never gonna be as good as you thought it would be. But this so was. Ya know, it changed everything. Like the other day, I got this credit card application, and I was pre- approved. Huh? I've never been pre-approved for anything in my life.
Ross: The one with the cat. I gotta go, Ive got another date.
Phoebe: Hey! Umm, well, only okay because I just got back from, from the hospital.
Joey: (To the rest of the gang) Hey, see that? He just needed his pal to come home. All right, uh, Ive got to go memorise my lines. (Starts to go his bedroom) Me and Charlton Heston bright and early tomorrow morning! Yeah-yeah!
Mr. Zelner: Yeah, its not like I dont have a sense of humor, huh? Hell, I even enjoy a naughty limerick now and then. But theres a time and a place, huh?! Unless you uh, have a limerick right now? (They both nod no.) No? Okay, well uh, youve (Grabs the chocolates.) got my fax number. (Exits.)
ROSS: Well, I just spoke to Carol. Ben's got the chicken pox.
JOEY: I got one. Which one of us do you think will be the last to get married? [They all look at Chandler]
Frank: Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we found ninja stars, I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
Monica: (hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.
Monica: Yeah Joey shes Rachels got this really big work problem, and it is a head scratcher. Wow! (To Chandler) Yknow what, if were gonna make dinner were gonna have to leave. Yeah. (She and Chandler exit.)
Monica: No, wait, please dont go! Ive got porn for you too!
Monica: Nah, I got it.
Phoebe's Assistant: We've got a couple changes in your schedule. Your 4:00 herbal massage has been pushed back to 4:30 and Miss Somerfield canceled her 5:30 shiatsu.
Chandler: Uh-huh, and I got all the top ten scores, I erased Phoebe off the board! High five! (Holds up his hand to give Monica a high five, only he cant straighten his fingers.)
Phoebe: He just got a divorce right?
Rachel: Sure. You got it. Great!
Joey: Yeah, I gotta go! I got an acting job. (Turns towards the door, pauses, and turns back.) Like youd believe that. This sucks!
Chandler: Yeah, I mean when you were late last night, Kathy and I got to talking, and one thing to another and
Rachel: Ohh, God, I just got so nervous that he would say no.
[What follows is the final set of flashbacks that feature a whole lot of lovin between Chandler and Joey. Theres no words, just hugs and even the kiss from The One With The Monkey. All of this is set to the song, Youve Really Got a Hold on Me!]
Monica: Wow! And you got a petticure. Your feet are all dressed up.
Ross: Yeah, shes got to go back to London. But you know what? Ive been prepared for this from the start. We both knew we had two weeks together, and thats it. Yknow.
Rachel: Please, Ross, you-you got hurt playing badminton with my dad.
Monica: Two in a row! Youve got to use your tongues now! (They kiss again.)
Joey: Yeah-yeah, I told her about the time you got drunk and fell asleep with your head in the toilet.
Ross: All right, bad ankle, got it!
Joey: Hey, but at least you got that cool, pregnant lady glow.
Phoebe: Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)
Rachel: No! You guys cant leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!
ROSS: Well, this was fun. Uh, we should really do it again sometime, wha'dya say? Ok. Alright so I've got him.
Ross: Oh, wow! I should get going. I-I got a date tonight.
Joey: Oooh, what you got there?
Rachel: Well, what-what cha got there?
Rachel: Well, there was a disaster in shipping and Ive got to get this order in. Honey, Im so sorry, but it looks like Im gonna be here all night.
Emily: Ross umm, theres something that Ive got to tell you, theres-theres someone else.
Joey: Weve got a box. (Motions to a large wooden box next to him.)
Rachel: No! Put that box down! We are not going anywhere! This is my apartment and I like it! This is a girls apartment! That is a boys apartment, its dirty and it smells. This is pretty. Its-its so pretty! And look, and its-its purple! And Im telling you, you with the steady hand, I am not moving, and now I have got the steady hand. (She holds out her hand, which is shaking uncontrollably.)
Monica: All right, Ive got a whole bunch of uh-uh, stuff in this area, but umm, Im getting the feeling that you dont want to deliver.
Rachel: You want me to just quit my job so that you can feel like youve got a girlfriend?
Joey: (entering with Ross) Hey! You guys! Check it out, check it out! (Hes wearing a blue blazer) Guess which job I got.
MONICA: Leon, Leon. Shhh! Guys. Wait, I don't understand. Those steaks were just a gift from the meat vendor. That was not a kick back. I'll just replace them and we can forget the whole thing. What corporate policy? No. Yeah. All right. I just got fired.
Monica: Look, all were trying to say is, dont let what happened with Carol ruin what you got with Emily.
Joey: Hey! No-no-no-no, you cant take him away from me! I got a great partner to pick up girls with! Finally!!
Phoebe: Oh! These are the ones I was looking at in the store. (she got earrings)
Rachel: Ohh, well you got em.
Phoebe: Well, yknow I may have relatives in France who would know. My grandmother said she got the recipe from her grandmother, Nesele Tolouse.
Joanna: Oh, and hes got such a good heart! Doesnt he have a good heart?
Rachel: What?! Joey got a turkey stuck on his head?!
Phoebe: Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!
Chandler: No-no, wait! There's got to be a better explanation. You can tell them you had to make an adult film for your (Thinks) adult film class.
Alice: Hi, Phoebe! We were just at the drugstore and we got you a little present.
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
The A.D: Calm down, we got time, were running a little late.
Phoebe: Wait, (grabs him) you know what, I got a little story. When I was in Junior High School I went through this period where I thought I was a witch. And there was this guidance counselor who said something to me, that I think will help you a lot. He said okay, 'you're not a witch you're just an average student.' See what I'm saying?