words in movies
Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!
Phoebe: (singing) Love is sweet as summer showers, love is a wondrous work of art, but your love oh your love, your love...is like a giant pigeon...crapping on my heart. La-la-la-la-la- (some guy gives her some change and to that guy) Thank you. (sings) La-la-la-la...ohhh!
Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul.
Phoebe: You're welcome. I remember when I first came to this city. I was fourteen. My mom had just killed herself and my step-dad was back in prison, and I got here, and I didn't know anybody. And I ended up living with this albino guy who was, like, cleaning windshields outside port authority, and then he killed himself, and then I found aromatherapy. So believe me, I know exactly how you feel.
Rachel: Ugh. (To another customer that's leaving.) Excuse me, could you give this to that guy over there? (Hands him the coffee pot.) Go ahead. (He does so.) Thank you. (To the gang.) Sorry. Okay, Las Vegas.
Rachel: And hey! Just so you know, its not that common! It doesnt happen to every guy! And it is a big deal!!
Mr. Tribbiani: No, it's only been six years. I just wanted to put a nice memory in your head so you'd know that I wasn't always such a terrible guy. ...Joe. Y'ever been in love?
Guy: I'm sorry you had to do this by yourself.
Guy: Your mom called me. So is this her?
Guy: Yeah, the Knicks by 10. They suck.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica and Phoebe are telling everyone about their coma guy.]
Phoebe: Oh, well, see, there's this guy she met at the...
Monica: You know, that guy she met at the coffeehouse.
Monica: Hey Gunther. Hi. (to Phoebe) I mean youre going out on a date with the noisy guy upstairs?
Rachel: Well... he happens to be a very nice... guy....
CHANDLER: [runs in] Hey, big guy, game time.
RICHARD: Uh, the guy was Lou Gehrig. Didn't you kinda see it coming?
Ross: The screaming guy?
Julie: ...and this guy...
Monica: I'm not going to be a part of this! You can't just bring some random guy at home and expect him to be our sperm donor!
Joey: No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.
Monica: (looking out the window) Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
Guy: No thanks.
Coma Guy: Well, what do you want me to say?
Phoebe: No. No, I wont. But I should tell you this, this exact same thing happened to my roommate Denise. She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her and he said he didnt love her, but he really did, and it just blew up! And thats how she ended up living with me! (Ross looks at her.) (Pause) Okay, thats a lie.
Annabelle: Hey, Joey. So did you hear about the new guy?
JOEY: Angela? Joey Tribiani. Listen, what are ya doing tonight. I know your seeing that guy I was thinking maybe you could bring him.....Hello? Hello? (picks up a statue of an Indian and walks into his room)
Rachel: Phoebe, Im going to Rosss wedding because he is my ex-boyfriend and that would be really uncomfortable. Not because, Im still in love with him! I mean, hey, yknow, I like Ross as much as the next guy, yknow? Clearly I have feelings for him, but feelings dont mean love! I mean, I still have loving feelings for Ross. Yeah! But, I have, I have continuing feelings of love, but that doesnt mean that-that Im still in love with him. Yknow? I-I have sexual feelings for him, but I do love himOhh! Oh my God! Oh mywhy didnt you tell me?!!
Chandler: ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that, but it's like I'm two guys, y'know? I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!' But there's this other guy. Actually it's the same guy that wells up every time that Grinch's heart grows three sizes and breaks that measuring device... And he's saying, y'know, 'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'
MICH: Is this guy, uhh, an old boyfriend?
Chandler: Rach, if you have a crush on this guy, why would you hire him? I mean yknow you cant date him right?
JOEY: The guy still won't put out, huh?
GUY: What.
Chandler: Well, you owe me one, big guy.
GUY: Hang on.
Rachel: Oh God, I can�t believe you�re making such a big deal about this. It was one kiss, one guy, one time!
Ross: so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
Joey: Yeah, so, uh, so, uh, what's the deal with this father guy, I mean, if someone was havin' my baby somewhere, I'd wanna know about it, you know?
Guy: Yeah. All right. (They guy gets his sample and leaves.)
Joey: Oh yeah, sure, that makes sense. Yeah. Cause you already told her you love her and she didnt say it back, then she called you and told you that theres another guy, so yeah, go to London thatll scare her!
Joey: (on phone) Hey! I do too think about the consequences of my decisions! (Listens) What gives you the right to (Listens) Go to hell! (Hangs up the phone and opens the fridge.) Stupid guy on my phone.
MONICA: Oh, and the newspaper delivery guy.
Susan: No shouting, but we still need a name for this little guy.
Ross: I don't get it. What do you see in this guy, anyway?
Paula: Well, you do realise the odds of that happening are a little slimmer if they never get to meet the guy..
Joey: Uh, take a look at the guys pants! I mean, I know you told us to show excitement, but dont you think he went a little overboard?
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
JOEY: Well, maybe he's, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy.
PHOEBE: No, it's just like, ya know, it's a whole mess of stuff, ya know. It's like, yesterday, ya know, my dad was this, like, famous Burma tree surgeon guy and, ya know, now he's a, a pharmacist guy and. . .
RACH: Hey, there was one Italian guy, OK, and do you even have a point?
JOEY: No, I'm on right after this guy shoots himself.
GRANDMOTHER: Alright, that is not your father, that's just a picture of a guy in a frame.
JOEY: Hey, if she were marrying a guy, she'd be like the worst lesbian ever.
JOEY: Hey, there's me! April 17th. Excessive noise. Italian guy comes homes with a date. Hey Chandler, look, you're in here too.
ROSS: Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Chandler: Oh. Oh right! Right! Because youre still seeing him and uh, hes a good guy. I mean, I remember a time when (He fakes falling asleep.)
[Some guy at another table starts choking]
ROSS: That guy Lipson?
MONICA: You are not a freak. You're a guy.
PHOEBE: Oh, some guy she met at the movies.
[Some guy has entered.]
DELIVERY GUY: Pizza delivery.
Joey: Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. (pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis?
Chandler: You have to give 'em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?
Ross: That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.
Rachel: When a guy breaks up with his girlfriend, what is an appropriate amount of time to wait before you make a move?
RACHEL: Oh, Phoebe, that really cute guy is here again.
JOEY: Oh, I'm gettin' heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.
Chandler: See, I'm finding out all this stuff about you today, like you like the Law & Order and that you flirted with every guy in the Tri-State area!
Ross: Ok. Well, before I say anything, I just need to know, is this one of those things where you break up with a guy, and then I tell you what I think, and then the next day you get back together with the guy, and I look like a complete idiot?
CHANDLER: Nah, Phoebs, that's the guy that comes in the frame.
Monica: So Im not supposed to share my doubts and fears with the guy Im gonna spend the rest of my life with?
GUY: What're you doing?
[the guy with the pie in his hood get up to leave]
Ross: (drags Chandler over to buffet table) Im telling you, this guy Rachel is with is crazy! Okay? He viscously screamed at total strangers! I think hes baaad news!
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
MONICA: I can't believe he has a new roommate. Who is this guy?
Guy: Oh, that's great. I'm stalking the wrong woman. I am such a dingus!
DELIVERY GUY: Right. Could you sign this?
Monica: (as Rachel) Yeah... (joining the others) ..see, I was supposed to get married, but, um, I left the guy at the altar.
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
MONICA: I can't believe this, just like 2 weeks ago I was watching Sudden Death, now I'm on a date with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Can you beat up that guy? [he nods] Can you beat up that guy?
EDDIE: [annoying laugh] Is this guy great or what?
Rachel: Joey, just-just he-hes new in town and I know he doesnt have any guy friends. Just take him to like a ball game or something. Ill really appreciate it.
Chandler: And Im the happiest guy in the world! (Monica goes and sits down in a huff.) Oh honey, come on dont be upset. We still have so much to look forward to!
JOEY: Yeah, but then the guy opens his beer and those girls run at him, so, everything seems to work out OK.
CASTING GUY: Ok, listen, thanks for coming in.
CASTING GUY: Excuse me, that's 50 bucks.
CASTING GUY: Five oh dollars.
MONICA: Do you not remember the puppet guy?
DELIVERY GUY: Er, uh, I'm just gonna go. Sorry.
RACHEL: OK, you know what, are, are you being like, the blind date guy again?
CHANDLER: Yes, yes I actually saw him leave. I mean that guy is standing in the window holding a human head. He is STANDING IN THE WINDOW HOLDING A HUMAN HEAD!
GUY: [to Phoebe] I hear you can get people out of here.
BIG BULLY: What's with this guy?
CHANDLER: Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff! [some guy runs off with the hat]
Guy: Which bedroom do ya want it in Miss Geller?
CHANDLER: So, basically just a Chinese guy.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
PHOEBE: Oh ok, Ryan, that guy I went out with, who's in the Navy.
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
(Ross turns his back on Paul and makes a I hate that guy face. Paul does the same thing.)
JOEY: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.