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Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!
[Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.]
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Ross: Well, I called over there and it turns out Ugly Naked Guy is subletting it himself and he's already had like a hundred applicants.
Ross: That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.
[Scene: Outside Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross is knocks on the door and Ugly Naked Guy answers it. He's ugly. He's naked. And he's holding a huge jumbo soda.]
Joey: (looking out the window) Hey-hey, check it out! Check it out! Ugly Naked Guy has a naked friend!
CHANDLER: Hey, hey, those guys are takin our stuff! [some guy runs off with the hat]
CHANDLER: So, basically just a Chinese guy.
GUY: [to Phoebe] I hear you can get people out of here.
Chandler: All right fine, don't do anything, just sit here and talk to us, meanwhile she is talking to him about you. And he's being Mr. Joe Sensitive, and she starts thinking 'Maybe this is the guy for me, because he understands me.'
Joey: You should see the treatment I get when Im with that car! People are friendly; they-they wanna talk, and not just about the car! One guy gave me advice about my equity investments.
(Ross turns his back on Paul and makes a I hate that guy face. Paul does the same thing.)
PHOEBE: Oh ok, Ryan, that guy I went out with, who's in the Navy.
ROSS: Ok, then you're gonna have to understand that you're with a guy who's not gonna stop planning his future with you because he knows that we're gonna end up together and if that scares you, tough, 'cause you're gonna have to deal with that.
JOEY: No, as part of the audition. See, I'm up for this part of this guy, who the main guy kisses.
PHOEBE: It could be like a big giant guy.
CHANDLER: Okay, it's not a guy, all right, I know her.
Chandler: Luckily, the guy she settled for cant hear what youre talking about.
RACHEL: Uhh, let's just stay clear of 'I'm the guy that's doing you daughter' and you should be ok.
Phoebe: I know it's so exciting! You know I've never lived with a guy before.
Guy: Wh..
Guy: One more chance Ursula, please?
Guy: Well thanks. (starts to leave)
Guy: You wouldn't return my calls, you sent back my letters....
Guy: Not really.
Guy: Sorry.
Monica: Well, uh yknow, our guy works with Chandler and hes really nice and smart and hes a great dresser!
Guy: Yeah, okay.
Phoebe: Hey, oh, you know that guy who's been following me? I talked to him today.
Monica: I think, that if you really like this guy, you should just trust him.
Monica: Oh yeah, picked a guy, 37135.
[they all run off after the guy]
Chandler: Can I be that guy?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is serving some guy coffee.]
PHOEBE: [showing her pictures] OK, look, see, this is him. My mother gave me this picture before she died, same guy.
Frank: I know a guy whos the 18th.
Richard: I still love you. And I know I probably shouldnt even be here telling you this, I mean youre with Chandler a guy I really like, and if you say hes straight Ill believe you! After seeing ya the other night I knew if I didnt tell ya Id regret it for the rest of my life. Letting you go was the stupidest thing I ever did.
Rachel: Pheebs, this guy has been obsessed with your sister, for God knows how long, okay, you don't just give up something like that.
CHAN: Y'know, maybe this isn't such a big deal. Y'know, I mean, the way that I see it is you get a great job and you get to have sex. Y'know, I mean, throw in a tree and a fat guy and you've got Christmas.
PHOEBE: Yeah ok, well at least I didn't let some guy into the forest of my righteous truth on the first date.
Phoebe: Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.
Rachel: Im serious, I really, I think I need just to have some...meaningless, sex y'know, with the next guy that I see.
Monica: Is it the Italian guy?
Ross: Well, Kathy gets half-naked and simulates sex with a real good lookin guy.
Monica: But Phoebe, you can go out with a creepy guy any night of the year. I know I do.
Joey: Id love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. Shes sleeping. (The women both laugh) Hey uh, would you two girls like to go for a drink? (Just then the same guy with the football dives to make a catch, lands on the car cover, and collapses it. It turns out that Joey set up a bunch of boxes to make it look like a Porsche.)
Joey: Because, Monica, the guys so good, and I really, really want this part.
Chandler: Oh my God this doesnt count! Okay? The interview was over, that was the real Chandler Bing in there, this is just some crazy guy out in the hall! Call security! Theres a crazy guy out in the hall!
DELIVERY GUY: Uhh, I don't know, I just bring the scripts.
EDDIE: Hey Chan, is that Joey guy gonna come by and pick up his moose hat or should I just toss it out?
Gunther: What does Rachel see in this guy? I love Rachel. I wish she was my wife.
Phoebe: so this guy was all (Mumbles.) And I'm all, Buffay, Homicide. (Flashes the badge.) It was just so cool!
BIG BULLY: The guy that's about to kick your ass talks like that.
[Scene: The street, Joey is messing with a car cover and still wearing the Porsche stuff. This guy playing street football catches a pass next to the car cover Joey is fooling around with.]
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
Ross: Not that big a deal? It's amazing. Ok, you just reach in there, there's one little maneuver, and bam, a bra right out the sleeve. All right, as far as I'm concerned, there is nothing a guy can do that even comes close. Am I right?
Monica: Joey, youre this guys teacher. I mean how could you do this?
Ross: Okay, how about, for a guy, Thatcher?
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Phoebe: Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-Im not playing with this guy, now.
CASTING GUY: That's great.
Joey: They have a kid together, y'know. Theyre like, theyre like a family, and if, I dont know, theres chance they could make that work, I know I wouldnt want to be the guy who stood in the way of that. Are you okay? Do you wanna ah, come poke a nude guy?
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
(There is the sound of a flushing toilet and Coma Guy emerges from the bathroom)
Phoebe: Wow! Okay, dude alert! And who is this guy?
MONICA: Wow, for a guy who's recently lost his job, you're in an awfully good mood.
Guy: Looks good. Ill take it.
Rachel: Hey-hey-hey thats funny! Your funny Chandler! Your a funny guy! You wanna know what else is really funny?!
[Scene: Joey work, Joey is showing a guy a tree.]
Guy: Its-its-its almost dead!
Guy: (muffled) Whoa, you are very beautiful.
[Cut to later, all except Chandler are staring out the window at Ugly Naked Guy.]
Ross: Phoebe! You're note, amazing! Not only did no one touch my sandwich, but people at work are actually afraid of me. Yeah, a guy called me mental! Mental Geller, yeah, I always wanted a cool nickname like that.
(We hear the guy telling a joke, and Phoebe laughing.)
Guy: I-I think Im gonna look around a little bit more.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering, Phoebe is already there waiting for the delievery guy.]
Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.
Guy: Im sorry, I wa, I wa, I was just ah.... (starts to laugh again)
Ross: Oh yeah! So ah, kinda pretty, pretty good. He sounds like a nice, good guy.
Ross: Yeah. So um, I-I heard about this ah, Mark guy that ah, Rachel met today.
Guy: Ah, just one other thing.
Phoebe: Oh. (goes and answers the door and there is this huge black delievery guy.)
(We the guys knock on the door upstairs, and the guy answering it.)
Guy: (muffled) May I help you?
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. But I really like this guy. And I think he really happens to like me.
Ross: (slowly) Yeah. But you know what? I think you should give Joey a chance. I mean, he's a great guy, and sure he doesn't know that much about art but you know, you can always talk about that with someone else.
Phoebe: Pretty big? Its huge! God, this guy doesnt have a clue! Hes just walking down the street thinking, I had sex with Rachel Green. I rock! then bam! Hes a father and everythings different.
Guy: Sign here. (hands her a clipboard)
(A guy at the end of the table starts laughing.)
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
Joey: C'mon, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Joey: So Pheebs whats this guy like?
Phoebe: Ooh! No, no, no, no, he's not like a kook, no. He's just like this, this very passionate, incredibly romantic guy, that got like a tinsy bit carried away, you know. And we just get along really well, and he's so cute.
JOEY: Seriously, you like it? This guy was sellin' them on 8th avenue and I looked at 'em and I though, you know what I don't have?
Monica: It will be my pleasure. (to Phoebe) My guy has diplomatic coupons. Your guy cant even say coupons. (they leave)
Frank: (noticing the puppy) Oh, whos this little guy?! (Grabs the puppy)
ROSS: I'm sorry, my pie was, was in your hood. Now I just have to get the coffee out of that guy's pants and I'll be back in the hospital by 7. [swats at an imaginary insect by his head, guy leaves promptly]
Chloe: (seeing Ross enter) Hey, its the dinosaur guy. (runs over to Ross) Hi, Ross.
Rachel: I think you should definitely go out with this guy.
Phoebe: Ooh, I gotta go. I found a guy that who could fix up the van for catering.
Chandler: This guy invented Moss 865! Every office in the world uses that program!
Chandler: We're not gonna have this conversation again... Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy? Pretentious art, this huge macho couch. When we know all he does is sit around all day crying about losing Monica to a real man! (laughs) You don't think he's here, do you? (Joey looks around)
Chandler: See uh, thats-thats actually what I wanted to talk to you about. I-I think I know who the other guy is.
Ross: Then be supportive like a guy.
Phoebe: Well, it's this guy I used to massage. And by massage, I mean hold down so he wouldn't turn over and flash me.