words in movies
Rachel: I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster. The guys enter the room.]
Monica: (turns to them) Ok, alright, you guys, you'd better sit down, this is pretty big.
Monica: And that's great for you guys, but we want a lawn and a swingset...
Monica: We think if you saw it, you'd understand. I mean you guys were there. (Points to Rachel and Phoebe) It is beautiful, isn't it?
Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?
The Guys: We will. (they don’t move)
Ross: 11, unbelievable, 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.)
Phoebe: Ok, you guys, I don’t mean to make things worse, but umm, I don’t want to live with Rachel anymore.
Joey: Rachel's right. This is where you guys belong.
Ross: You know, sometimes when I'm alone in my apartment, I look over here and you guys... are just having dinner or... watching TV or something, but... it makes me feel better. And now when I look over, who am I gonna see? The Gottliebs, the Yangs? They don't make me feel so good. (Joey pats Ross on his back)
Joey: I'm really sorry you guys.
Ross: Love you guys. (he kisses Monica, he, Rachel and Phoebe leave.)
Ross: Seriously you guys, what's going on? What are these for?
DR. REMORE: Some guys are just lucky I guess.
(They spilt into their sexes and the girls read Monicas and the guys read Chandlers. The girls gasp and groan and the guys laugh hysterically.
Monica: (entering) Hey guys.
Joey: You guys, can we please not watch this all right.
PHOEBE: Why are you guys so upset? It's Old Yeller, it's a happy movie.
Phoebe: Oh, ok, you know what I don't get? The way guys can do so many mean things, and then not even care.
Ross: Hey, I don't know what to tell you guys that's the doll he chose.
Chandler: Oh, you do? Because she said you guys havent talked in like years.
Rachel: Well, so, now, do you guys have a lot of big plans?
Monica: So hows it going with you guys?
Joey: All right, look Im sorry you guys, but its just that I gotta get these new head shots made. And theyre really expensive, yknow? Im down to like three! Well, actually two cause one of em I kinda blackened in some teethWhy did I do that?! (Hits himself in the head.)
Ross: Yeah, y'know how I have you guys, well she doesnt really have any close friends that are just hers, but last week she meet this woman at the gym, Susan something, and they really hit it off, and I-I-I think its gonna make a difference
Chandler: Umm, hows it going with you guys?
CHANDLER: If you guys feel this big, maybe that's not our fault. Maybe that's just how you feel.
Rachel: Ok! (whispering) Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof and he sent you guys to the play to get rid of you!
RICHARD: Yeah, just, I feel like I'm about a hundred. I thought I was just one of the guys.
Joey: (entering) Hey, you guys!
Joey: You guys have one of those signs that says: 'We don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in our pool.', you know.
Monica: If you would stop thinking about Ross for one minute you would notice that there are great guys everywhere! I mean, look! Look, Gunther! (Gunther turns to listen in.) I mean, he's nice, he's cute.
Sandy: Oh, no, no, no... That's okay. I got a lot of offers from other families. I just picked you guys because... I liked you the best.
Rachel: Oh, wait before you guys go, can I just ask you a question?
Rachel: Okay, you guys, just relax. (She goes over to open the door, and as she does, she says.) I doooo. (Sees that its Joshua, not Chandler that knocked on the door.)
Phoebe: Ok, so this is pretty much what's happened so far. Ross was in love with Rachel since, you know, forever, but every time he tried to tell her, something kind of got in the way, like cats, and Italian guys. Finally Chandler was like "forget about her" but when Ross was in China on his dig, Chandler let it slip that Ross was in love with Rachel. She was like, "Oh my god." So she went to the airport to meet him when he came back, but what she didn't know was, that Ross was getting off the plane with another woman. Uh-Oh! So, that's pretty much everything you need to know. But, enough about us. So, how've you been?
Monica: You guys, Joey just saw Janice kissing her ex-husband.
Doug: Sorry? Finally chewed my leg out of that bear trap. Hey, congratulations to you guys though!
PHOEBE: I can't believe two cows made the ultimate sacrifice so you guys could watch TV with your feet up.
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
Phoebe: You guys you really should get rid of those animals. They shouldnt be living in an apartment.
The Guys: (reacting to a play) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Awww!
The Guys: We will. (they dont move)
Phoebe: Okay, so what do you guys really think of Chandler?
[cut to the guys team.]
Ross: All right, see you guys. (starts to leave)
Monica: All right, Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap, and Joey can lift things. Now Phoebe, go tell the guys they have to help out!
Ross: OK, guys, guys? I have the definitive one. Mwwwooooo-hah-hah...
Phoebe: So, what happens to the old guys?
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Monica: (entering) Hey, guys. Im here to pick out my Christmas tree.
Phoebe: You saved them! You guys! Oh God, youre the best!
Chandler: Huh. Did, uh... any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?
Gunther: (to Monica and Phoebe) Hey guys.
Ross: Enough with geography for the insane, okay? Lets play some ball, guys.
Rachel: Hi! Uhh, do you guys have plans for the weekend? Because I have my sister on hold, and she said that we could use her cabin for the weekend and go skiing. Huh? Im asking you first, right?!. I mean Im playing by the rules.
Rachel: Yeah! Right! Okay, Ill see you guys later. (starts to leave) Woo hoo!
Phoebe: Thanks you guys! Thank you.
(We the guys knock on the door upstairs, and the guy answering it.)
Ross: Look, you guys I just wanna say, I really, really appreciate you spending this time with me. Its been a pretty hard time right now, so I just wanna say thanks.
Monica: Oh, honey!I can't. I was just telling these guys that things are crazy at the restaurant!
Ross: I don't know you guys.
Rachel: (takes off her robe) Oh! Look what happened! {Don't get your hopes up guys, we only get to see her from the back or from the neck up. Its times like these I wish that the networks would broadcast some nudity other than Denis Franz's butt.} (In her head.) Huh, check me out! I'm in my kitchen naked! I'm picking up an orange. (Does so) I'm naked! (Goes into the living room) Lighting the candles, naked, and carefully. (She backs anything that might have a point like a candle on her body away.)
RUSS: I guess you guys heard, Rachel dumped me.
Ross: Im sorry I had to take such drastic measures to make my point, but Ilook, I just want you guys to be safe. (Monica comes out to throw out the garbage and Ross screams ) DANGER!!!!! (She completely ignores him and keeps walking.) Ahhh, huh? Unagi.
Monica: Come on guys! Lets go! Come on, its second down.
Ross: No, no, no, this weekend guys!
JOEY: Well I uh, got what I came for. [puts on moose hat] I'll uh, I'll see you guys.
(The guys start laughing harder.)
Ross: Yeah, thats okay, I mean if you guys all have to go away for the first weekend Im alone by myself, y'know then I totally, totally understand.
Chandler: Yknow when you guys said you were gonna go across the hall and look, you dont, you dont do that every year do you?
Rachel: You guys are gonna love meee! Okay, check it out, Thursday night, five tickets, Calvin Klein lingerie show, and you guys are coming with me. (theyre all silent and look away) Okay, I said that out loud right?
(He puts his leg up on the table to pass Joey the cookies, and Phoebe sees what the guys are laughing at, and gasps.)
Phoebe: You guys!! Come on!
Phoebe: What? (the guys keep laughing.) What? You guys, what is going on? You not like Robert? (the guys keep laughing.) Why are you laughing?!
Chloe: Hey, what are you guys doing tomorrow night?
MONICA: You guys haven't gotten your presents yet? Tomorrow's Christmas Eve, what're ya gonna do?
Monica: All right, just give it back to me when your done. See you guys.
Rachel: Y'know I dont, I dont understand guys, I mean I-I would never congratulate Monica on a great stew by y'know, grabbin her boob.
Chloe: Hi guys. I havent seen you since this morning.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang is there, the guys are watching football, the girls are cooking Thanksgiving dinner.]
Rachel: Oh, they're firemen guys.
Joey: I know! I know! And Im going to talk to them about it. They mean so much to me. They Theyre like my family. If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time, I-I I dont think we can be together. It just, it just cant work. It cant. (Starts to break up) Im very upset.
Chloe: Thats so great for you guys!
Molly: (goes out of the room) Hey! Guys, this is Tabatha (they kiss on the lips in a romantic way). (to Ross) I'll see you tomorrow.
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
Issac: Chloe, switch with me, theres some guys here that got a crush on you.
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Joey: Guys, do you think we should ask Ross to come along?
Monica: So, um, how-how did you guys meet?
Joey: I-I cant handle this, you guys.
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
Ross: Look, you guys, you guys should go. (Joey tries to say something, but Ross cuts him off.) No, Im, you, you planned this all out, and I dont want to ruin it, so you guys should just go.
MONICA: So'd you guys have fun?
Rachel: Yeah fun? Great! So uh, so did you guys hit it off?
Pete: I got to go, so ah, Ill see you guys later.
Ross: Are you sure? (Chandler nods: Yes!) Hold on. (walks over behind the couch) Im sorry you guys, that was a coffee and a....
Phoebe: Oh my God, are you guys okay?
Rachel: Look, I know you guys heard about the whole thing with me and Ross but y'know, I've been obsessing about it all day and I'd just love not to talk about it. All right?
JOEY: Oh man, she's so smokin, she has got the greatest set of. . . no guys around, huh.
Monica: Hey, guys, guys, did you see my new, china cabinet?!
Monica: Guys, please, Im just gonna have dinner with him. Okay?
Ross: (interrupting) No! No, I wont! Ill be at the bottom of the dating barrel now. The only guys below me will be Four Divorce Guy uh, Murderer Guy, and-and, Geologists.
MONICA: My stock, MEG, it went up 2 points. Hey guys, do you realize that if I had invested my $127 in myself yesterday that I'd like have...a lot more than that today. Ya know what, I'm gonna do it.
Joey: Hey you guys, this is my agent, Estelle.
Phoebe: Yeah, but if I do tell him, then hes gonna hate myself. I mean look at him and his Mom, I cant. (pause) But, you guys can, please you gotta talk him out of it.
Ross: (entering) Hey guys!
Joey: No, I don't think it's just about just getting a girlfriend. Y'know? I mean, yeah, I can get a girlfriend! Yeah, we could sit in the chair and do crosswords, but y'know are we ever going to have y'know the closeness like-like you guys have?
Phoebe: Or we could just follow your clever jokes any ideas? No! Didnt think so! Okay, cmon guys, show us where the presents are!
Phoebe: Wow! I didnt know you guys actually used those.
Monica: No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.
Cailin: So. Howd you guys meet?