words in movies
ROSS: Hey guys.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and the guys are watching Days of Our Lives.]
SECURITY GUARD: I'm sorry guys, closed set.
CHANDLER: [to guys wering yellow isolation suits] So, are you guys in the movie, or are you just really paranoid.
JOEY: Oh man, she's so smokin, she has got the greatest set of. . . no guys around, huh.
PHOEBE: There we go.You know what, if we were in prison, you guys would be, like, my bitches.
ROSS: Thanks for letting me tag along tonight you guys.
JOEY: So what're you guys gonna eat?
JOEY: Chandler? What're you still doin' here, I though you guys took off.
The Guys: Yeah!
Monica: You guys! Do you realize that any minute now, Phoebe can be pregnant?
PHOEBE: Hey. Watcha guys doin?
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Bonnie: (joining them) Hey guys.
Joey: Im telling ya, you guys are totally getting back together!
Ross: OK, I'm gonna go say goodbye to the guys.
Phoebe: Yeah, I'm gonna go back to being Street Phoebe. Yeah! Oh but, y'know what? I can't go totally back because Street Phoebe really wouldn't be friends with you guys. Sorry. (Leaves.)
Rachel: All right, thats it, you guys! What happened out there?
Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..
Rachel: I’m telling you guys, we followed them out to a house in Westchester, the went in for like forty-five minutes and then they came out looking pretty happy!
Chandler: Oh, I'm glad you guys are past that little awkward phase.
Ross: Thanks guys! (They both sit down on either side of him.) I really appreciate this, yknow, but you dont have to rub my butt.
Phoebe: (at the window) Hey look, you guys, it's snowing!
Ross: Its heads. (The guys celebrate.) Gentlemen, pick your category.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Rachel: (entering) Hey! Umm, do you guys have any juice?
Rachel: You guys! It was bananas, cream, and beef! I-I just cannot believe that you ate that so that I wouldnt feel bad!
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
Chandler: Guys, guys, guess who I am?! (starts dancing around in an effort to stop the fighting.)
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa, you guys, do you know anything about chicks?
Mr. Treeger:: You want me to kick you guys out instead?
Chandler: Okay! (They hug.) I was gonna wait til uh, it was official yknow? But I got so excited I just had to tell you guys because youre my best friends.
Ross: And so now you guys are gonna be married?
Rachel: Look, I know that you guys really want to get to Vermont and this isn't a really big deal to you, but it really is to us, ok? Emma will never have a first birthday again.
Phoebe: Yeah, its in the guys apartment under the sink. Why?
Chandler: Right, right. Sometimes you guys just burst into flames.
Joey: Hey, I see you guys already met, huh?
All: Ooh, that's great, I love those little guys.
PHOEBE: [enters] Hey you guys, you will never guess who's coming to New York.
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Janine: Well I did. I really did. And you guys, Ive got to say, Im sorry if I was a little weird after the last time we went out. I guess I was just nervous or something.
Rachel: I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.
Phoebe: Hey what are you guys looking at?
Chandler: Hi. You guys have any wrapping paper?
ROSS: So you guys, who else did you tip with cookies?
Ross: Okay, guys.
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Ross: I played bad on purpose guys.
Ross: 11, unbelievable 11 is correct. (The guys celebrate.) All right, thats 4 for the guys. Ladies, youre up.
MONICA: You know, the guys are probably having a great time.
Ross: No, you guys, I mean my keyboards are all the way up inNo, yeah, okay. (Runs out.)
Ross: ....right? Right? I mean its pretty unbelievable y'know, I mean they just took off, took off without even looking back. Y'know I dont, I dont need them, huh, Ive got you guys now as friends, you and Susan.
Joey: Yeah, well, that's fine, but the important thing is that I finished it. And uh, I think it's really good, but y'know it'd really help me is if I could hear it. So would you guys read it for me?
Chandler: Hey, listen, I'm sorry about this afternoon, y'know, if I would've known you guys were... I never would've...
Chandler: (entering) Hey, you guys! Hey, Ross, quick question for ya. Are you ready to party?
Monica: All right, were you guys smoking something in the back of our van?
Joey: All right, Ill see you guys.
MONICA: Ok, thanks for coming, I hope you guys had fun.
Ross: So you guys having any luck getting rid of the entertainment center?
Chandler: Yknow what? Theres some nice guys at my office, do you want me to set you up?
Chandler: (to Rachel) Have I got the 50 guys for you!
Rachel: So, will I like any of these guys?
Rachel: Cute guys in little shorts? Sure.
Joey: You know what, you guys? It's their first time, why don't we just forget about the money, alright?
Rachel: You guys are really right there arent you?
Phoebe: (holding a card and waving it in front of her face) Hey you guys, look, the one-eyed jack follows me wherever I go. (they look at her) Right, OK, serious poker.
Monica: Oh, I'm so glad you guys like it. Yay! All right I gotta go to work. (tries to take the poem)
Rachel: Um, ok, uh, oh god, um, when you and uh Ross first started going out, it was really hard for me, um, for many reasons, which I'm not gonna bore you with now, but um, I just, I see how happy he is, you know, and how good you guys are together, and um, Monica's always saying how nice you are, and god I hate it when she's right.
Tag: I got asked out twice today when I was at lunch by guys.
Rachel: No you guys, I am not getting in a car with him, youll have to think of something else.
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! Youre gonna have a baby! Theyre gonna have a baby!
Kathy: Hey you guys!
Phoebe: You guys, why didnt you tell me you were eloping?
CHANDLER: The mean guys at the coffee house took my hat.
Joey: Ah-ha-ha, you guys owe me big time. (He walks into the kitchen and does a little dance step on the way.)
Phoebe: Ohh, you are so lucky! (To Chandler) Hey! So, where's Monica? Did you guys make up?
Phoebe: Come on! Let us be guys! Maybe we want to be guys!
RACH: Oh, I know, I'm sorry you guys. You're just gonna have to get used to the fact that I will not be dating Ross.
Ross: Look, you guys don't need me here taking up your space.
Ross: Are you guys sure about this?
Ross: Whoa-whoa-whoa, Knicks season opener tonight. I thought maybe you guys would come over and watch it.
Joey: Oh my God, you guys have no idea.
Monica: Yeah, come on, we can be guys!
Monica: I wish all guys could be like him.
Rachel: This is such a great party! 35 years. Very impressive, do you guys have any pearls of wisdom?
Joey: Hey, what have you guys been up too?
Chandler: Hi guys!
Joey: Wow! You guys seem to be having a good time.
GUNTHER: Fellas, these guys were here first.
Chandler: (after the door closes) What did you guys just do?!
Ross: Hey guys, does anybody know a good date place in the neighborhood?
Joey: (hangs up the phone) Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what did you guys think? (Phoebe smiles, walks up to him, and presses her breasts against him.) It wasnt that good.
Joey: Thats right! I helped you guys out a lot in the start of your relationship. Huh? I helped you guys sneak around for like six months, and I looked like an idiot! And I was humiliated. And I only made 200 dollars!
Monica: You must feel horrible. Hey! The guys have free porn!
Rachel: No! You guys cant leave yet! You have to stay, we-we got the whole big thing planned!
Melissa: Okay. (To Phoebe) Well, it was great meeting you. And uh Rachel, I-I dont think Ill be calling you (hails a cab) because umm, yknow youve gotten weird. (The cab pulls up.) Take care you guys.
Phoebe: Three? You guys were worried I wouldnt even have one!
Chandler: What are you guys doing out here?
Monica: Hey, guys, what-what should I wear to a Knicks game?
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
CHANDLER: You'll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married, and I'm gonna end up alone. Will you promise me something? When you're married, will you invite me over for holidays?
Rachel: (crying) Do you guys have to go to the new house right away, or do you have some time?
Ross: (to the guys) I gotta go make a fake Ben.
Joey: Look, you guys have been to every play Ive ever been in, have I ever had chemistry on stage?
Erin: Bye guys.
Chandler: Y'know, I can't believe I'm getting my nails done! And you said it was gonna be fun! (pause) Which it kinda is. Also, you said there would be other guys here. There are no other guys here!
Monica: I mean, all Im asking for is just a little emotion! Is that too much to ask after six years?! I mean what? Are-are-are Rachel and I not as close as you guys?! I mean do we not have as much fun?! Dont I deserve a few tears?!! I mean we-we told Joey, he cried his eyes out!
Ross: Come on you guys, we're sorry, alri...? Our subway broke down.
Rachel: Do you guys want these?