words in movies
Rachel: Ross, you guys went out once. You took your kids to Chucky Cheese, and you didn't even kiss her.
Joey: Hey, I see you guys already met, huh?
Chandler: Hey, listen, I'm sorry about this afternoon, y'know, if I would've known you guys were... I never would've...
All: Ooh, that's great, I love those little guys.
Rachel: (entering, with a guy) Hi guys! This is Josh. Josh, these are my friends, and that's Ross.
Phoebe: Yeah, I should go to, `cause I'm playing in one hour. Hey, (clears her voice and in her normal voice) you guys should come hear me, ooh hear me. Ooh, (tries to sing) My sticky shoes--eww! Eww! I lost my sexy phlegm!
Joey: Hey guys. (to Chandler) Listen uh, you wanna get some dinner with me and Kathy tonight?
Kathy: Ohh, God, guys, check it out, you can see that girl's underwear!
Rachel: I mean y'know, I'm thinking. You could bring her, and you guys could go up to your old room, and not make out.
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Chandler: Hey! What are you guys doing?
Rachel: Oh Monica come on, yknow I dont sleep with guys on the first date!
Phoebe: (returning) Hey you guys, Hums While He Pees just asked me out!
Phoebe: (entering) Oh, hey, you guys!
Chandler: Ohh! You guys gonna be living together again?
ROSS: No. Man I don't wanna have to have Joey with me every time I wanna descent cup of coffee. Ya know, and I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking cappucino with a 'K'. I say you and I go back down there and stand up to those guys.
Ross: Oh you guys, I-I really think just one of us should go out there so she's not overwhelmed...
Rachel: Wait, but theres no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!
Ross: Well, what is she goes down and-and sleeps with a bunch of guys?
JOEY: Ok, um, uh, we three feel like, that uh, sometimes you guys don't get that uh, we don't have as much money as you.
ROSS: Alright, that's it. I've had enough of this, alright. Gunther, these guys are trying to take our seat.
The Waiter: Are you guys ready?
Chandler: (returning) What are you guys talking about?
[Scene: Monica’s apartment. Monica is cleaning with a vacuum and then she cleans it with a dust buster. The guys enter the room.]
Phoebe: Nothing! I swear to God I didnt know you guys would be here! And the good news is you didnt believe in soul mates. So
Ross: Oh, you guys call him Cute Coffeehouse Guy, we call him Hums While He Pees.
Ross: Hey, yknow whats weird? After you guys get married, when you introduce me to people youre gonna have to say, "This is my brother-in-law Ross." Not, "My friend Ross," "brother-in-law Ross." Thats weird isnt it?
PHOEBE: No. This game is grotesque. Twenty armless guys joined at the waist by a steel bar, forced to play soccer forever. Ahh, hello, human-rights violation.
(She motions for them to come closer, they lean in and she whispers what Rachel told her. The guys both lean back laughing.]
Phoebe: You guys were right. Hes just too excited about everything. I mean Im all for living life, but this is the Gellers 35th anniversary. Okay? Lets call a spade a spade this party stinks.
Monica: Hey guys! Hey!
Chandler: What are you guys? Like a gang or something?!
Joey: Sure! I would love to wait with you guys! Thanks! (Sits down.)
Phoebe: Yknow, I dont-I dont think its you. This is a freaky place. (To All) Hey! Guys! (Everyone looks up.) (To Earl) Oh no, its you.
Monica: (entering) Hey guys!
Joey: Now that youre a couple, we dont get two presents from you guys?
Mr. Geller: Hi. God, it seems like just yesterday you guys used to come out to watch me work.
Monica: All right guys stop it. Rachel, were very sorry that is a very insensitive thing for us to do. And yknow what? Let us make it up to you, we have two really great guys for you.
Joey: Hey, yknow what you guys? I think Im gonna go walk her home. (Gets up and runs out.)
Ross: Yeah, I kind of uh, have something else planned for you guys.
Chandler: (starts to laugh, but then gets serious) So umm, you-you flirt with guys all the time?
Joey: (sitting up again) Guys! Guys!! You gotta let me nap! Ugh, Im gonna get cranky!
Chandler: Guys thank you very much but neither of you is marrying us.
Chandler: Well, she walked in when I was looking at the ring brochures. You can understand that, right? (Ross and Joey look at each other and go back to watching the game on TV.) Guys? Guys? (Walks in front of them again.)
Chandler: You dont want to be guys, youd be all hairy and wouldnt live as long. (Starts to go to his bedroom)
Ross: What? What? What?! You guys knew? (Joey and Rachel backup against the door.) You all knew and you didn't tell me?!!
Phoebe: Oh my God, you guys are selling the entertainment center?
Monica: (entering) Hey guys! Do you wanna look at the song list for the wedding? (They ignore her.) Guys?
[the guys form a wall between Mrs Geller and Mr Geller and dance across the hall as he walks across]
Joey: Apparently, theres like a million guys out there that can play Mac, and theres only this one robot and this one guy who controls it! I didnt know he could get me fired! What am I going to do?
Phoebe: Well alright, looks like you guys have got it under control so Im just gonna go. (She gets up and Rachel looks at her, upset, and Monica just stares.) No! Really? Misery really does love company. All right! (She sits back down.)
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Monica: No its umm, more like a wrap. Okay so uh, Im gonna go guys.
CHANDLER: I'll see you guys later, I gotta go...do a thing.
CHANDLER: Alright you guys are off to party number one [ushers 3 guys into Monica's apartment] and you, you are off to party number two [ushers four women into his apartment. Two guys try to follow and Chandler blocks them and shoos them off to Monica's apartment] Alright fellas, let's keep it movin', let' keep it movin.
Joey: (entering) Hey! Uh, Monica? Chandler? Can I talk to you guys for a second?
Ross: Dad that wont matter to her. Look, all my stuff is safe and dry and all her is-is, is growing new stuff! See, this is exactly the kind of thing that makes her think you guys love me more than you love her.
Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!
Joey: Hey guys! Look whos back! Its Ray-ray!
Chandler: Hey, I'm sorry, I should have given you guys my black book when I got married! Although it wasn't so much a book as a... napkin. With Janice's phone number on it.
Joey: No! No, I-I just wanna thank you guys for what you did for my parents, that was really sweet. Theyre so happy they get to be a part of your special day.
Joey: Okay. I will. Ohh! Check out what they got me to wear for the ceremony! (Runs to his apartment and returns wearing a rather silly hat.) Huh? I wear it like this when I marry you guys, and then this (He tilts it to the side of his head) is for party time.
Pete: Oh, believe me, I dont want to get hurt either. Im being smart about this. See these guys? Theyre the best trainers in the world, and Hoshi here used to be a paid assassin. (Hoshi yells at him in Chinese) A house painter! He used to be a house painter.
[Cut to the guys.]
[Cut to the guys.]
Monica: Hey, you guys!
Rachel: Hey, what have you guys been up to?
Joey: Hey! You guys! Youre not gonna believe this! I just got off the phone with my agent
Joey: (entering the hall) Oh man! Aren't you guys done yet?!
Phoebe: I justI thought you guys were doing it, I didn't know you were in love!
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Man: Hey guys!
Chandler: Well he doesnt have to know! Its not like we run in the same circles. I hang out with you guys, and he stars in a drag show in Vegas.
Ross: Oh, where are you guys going?
Phoebe: Ok, good! (pause) You guys were so scared! There was no way I was gonna dump this...(a pigeon swoops down, scaring Phoebe who drops the bowl on the street) Oh God, no! (pause) I think I broke your bowl.
Rachel: Hi! Oh you guys look so beautiful!
Joey: I know! All right, Ill see you guys over there! Im off to fight the Nazis.
Phoebe: You guys, you know what I just realized? 'Joker' is 'poker' with a 'J.' Coincidence?
Ross: Thanks you guys. (Walks away happily and his parents smile.)
Rachel: All right, Ill see you guys later.
Joey: Wow Dennis Phillips! Thats great! How did you guys meet?
Rachel: Ok, good-bye you guys. Thanks for everything. (she starts to leave, and hits everyone with her skis) Oh, sorry! Oh, sorry!
Chandler: How did you guys find me? I knew I shouldve hid at the gym!
Chandler: What are you guys doing?
Conan: I-I heard some of you guys talking about this earlier, but sometimes theres just a word that someone has to say that youll get hung up on. And itll justthe way you say the word is funny to everybody else.
Monica: Guys! Im not pregnant.
Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
Rachel: Oh, you guys are so great.
Joey: You guys got anything to eat? I just went down to Johnos for some chicken and it was closed!
Phoebe: Okay. (Phoebe and Rachel join Monica and Chandler on the altar.) Hey Mon, why did you tell the guys you werent pregnant?
Monica: I am so glad you guys got together, Chandler and I are always looking for a couple to go out with and now we have one!
Ross: Uhh, not much. You guys want to see a movie tonight?
Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
Rachel: Oh, I so wanted Ross to know first, but Im so relieved you guys know.
Ross: Now you guys just got married, why is she so depressed?
Joey: I know! I know! Come on, please-please you guys, dont-dont be mad. Im sure she just, she just said that stuff because she was nervous and you guys are like my best friends! Yknow? And it was our first date! Plus, shes really sick!
Phoebe: Yknow, this is probably none of my business, but werent you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Conan: Now you guys work with animals a lot. You had to work early on with a monkey
Rachel: (entering from her room) Hey guys do you think this is too sluttyHi Kash!
Chandler: No! Ok, this is not good. You are a guy. Ok? This is a guys place. If you let this go, youre going to be sitting around with your fingers soaking in stuff.
Rachel: Yeah! All right, Ill see you guys later.
Ross: Okay. Have a great time you guys.
Rachel: Hey! Yknow, sometimes you can do everything right, everyone can wear everything theyre supposed to wear, and one of those little guys just gets through!
Monica: Hey you guys?
Monica: What are you guys doing? (Monica hears the moaning coming from the TV and looks at it) Oh my God, is that Richard? (It only takes a split second for Joey to realise, he pulls Monica down by her jacket, and she falls, face down next to Chandler. Chandler gets up a bit, and Joey quickly covers Chandler's eyes with his hand.)
Monica: (laughing) Oh, dont you guys look cute. You guys make such a cute couple.
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Joey: Seriously guys, the trash talk is embarrassing.