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Ross: Okay, first of all, I dont play with cheaters, and second of all, you know I had swollen glands!!
Margha: Well, if I had to chose right now, which by the way I find really weird, I would have to say, Chandler.
Monica: We have to do this. We are playing for women everywhere. Okay, just think about every lousy date that you ever had, okay, every guy who kept on the TV while youre making out...
Monica: (looking through it) Really? Wow! It looks like I had some trouble staying inside the lines.
Rachel: Oh yeah, Joey broke it. Had to get rid of it.
Monica: All you had to do was buy the card!
Chandler: Well, look its been a really emotional time yknow, and youve had a lot to drink. And youve just got to let that go okay? I mean you were the most beautiful in the room tonight!
Joey: Well, I think its ridiculous that you havent had sex in three and a half months.
Rachel: Phoebe, you had a date three days ago.
Rachel: Yeah! You know, ever since I had that dream about him, and can't get it out of my head! And what's the big deal, people do it all the time!
Joey: Oh, man! I wouldn't have had breakfast if I knew there was going to be corsages!
Rachel: Yknow, like the thing when you put the phone in your pants? (He starts laughing.) Tag! Im serious! This isnt funny! Those contracts absolutely had to go out today!
Phoebe: I just like him so much that I just feel like Ive had 10 drinks today and Ive only had six.
Joey: Rach we had to get out of there because, look what I won! (He whips out the award for Best Supporting Actress that he accepted for Jessica.)
Phoebe: Wow, a year and a half ago I didnt even know I had a brother, and now I have a sister too. (They all hug, and Frank and Alice start kissing.) Okay. Okay. Stop it, dont. So, I gotta get you a gift now. Is there anything you need?
Monica: Yeah. We-we had sex and then we fell asleep.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Monica: (chasing after him) Chandler! It happens to lots of guys! You-you-you were probably tired, you had a lot of champagne, dont worry about it!
Rachel: Hey, come on! I had this friend from college and I made the stupid mistake of telling Joey that one time she and I yknow kissed a little bit.
Phoebe: Yeah! Yknow, we were really huge too, but then they had to shut us down when Regina Philange died of alcohol poisoning.
Rachel: So it seemed that my prom date had stood me up, so Ross selflessly, offered to take me.
Monica: Chandler, if that dog's been here that long, and you haven't had a reaction, maybe you're not allergic to this dog?
Rachel: Wow! I mean I had no idea that that was gonna
Phoebe: Ive had better.
Rachel: Oh, with the mother, just... just constantly tell her how amazing her son is. Take it from me, moms love me. Ross's mom one time actually said I'm like the daughter that she never had.
Chandler: I've had a very long, hard day.
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Rachel: Yeah, we ended up spending the day together and had such a great time!
Chandler: Daddy. All right look, heres the story. (Flashback to Chandler about to enter the steam room as he does the voice-over.) Well, we had just finished playing racquetball and we were gonna take a steam. I walk into the steam room and it was really steamy. (The flashback shows his glasses fog up and him trying to find his way around the steam filled room. He takes off his glasses.) So I take off my glasses and thats when in happened.
Joey: Come on, Ross, that didnt mean anything! She just had the baby, she was all freaked out about doing it alone, she would have said yes to anybody.
Rachel: Really?! You think so? Yknow, I had just rolled out of bed.
Ross: Yknow of-officer I uh I had the weirdest dream last night
Monica: (laughing harder) Nothing, Im just trying to recreate some of the fun that we had at my place the other day. (To Phoebe) Remember, when you picked Rachel over me? That was funny.
Helena: Chandler? What an unusual name! You mustve had terribly fascinating parents.
Monica: I had to go with the odds Rach.
Monica: What we did was wrong. Oh god, I just had sex with somebody that wasn't alive during the Bicentennial.
Ross: Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one timenot any more. I justI...
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Mrs. Geller: Oh I wish youre grandmother had lived to see this.
Jennifer: (to Lisa) Operation. You had a fun one.
Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
Matt: I have had some clumsy moments I guess you can call em.
Chandler: Because youve only known her for six weeks! Okay, Ive got a carton of milk in my fridge Ive had a longer relationship with!
Ross: About about sex? (Joey looks at him confused) That I hadnt had sex in months?
Monica: Honey, Im not returning them. Okay? I mean I-I know they cost a lot, but Im going to wear them all the time. Youll see. Besides, I love the compliments. I mean, have you ever had something so beautiful everyone wanted it?
Monica: Ross has never checked out of a room a minute before he had to.
Ross: Maybe I should get another pair! Ooh, y'know, they-they had some with fringe all down the sides. (Chandler starts rubbing his temple again.) I'm gonna go kiss Ben goodnight. (He starts to head for Monica's bedroom.) I can't believe he thinks I'm a cowboy. (Pause.) I would make a good cowboy. (He struts into Monica's room.)
Theodore: I recently had surgery.
Chandler: No, no I just ah, didnt do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly dont deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.
Chandler: Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know I love you. I had a great time on our honeymoon, and I cant wait to go in there and spend the rest of our life together.
Joey: The skys blue Ross and I had sex yesterday!
JOEY: You really think he'd take me? I mean, we had a pretty good talk last night but, when I moved out, I hurt him bad.
Chandler: I had to! Okay, imagine you were married... and you found a tape of your wife in another guys' apartment... Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?
Rachel: Thank you! I had just gone to the beach that weekend.
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Monica: All right. The super couldnt figure out what it did. A $200 an hour electrician couldnt figure out what it did. Ive had seven pretty serious shocks. I officially give up.
Dr. Leedbetter: Well, it was quite large. I-I-I-I-I had to throw most of it away.
PHOEBE: Oh, no no, that side doesn't have one, the paramedics had to cut through it. [Chandler jumps out of the car]
EDDIE: Not Sean Penn. Alright, I, I've got a funny one, alright. My last girlfriend Tilly. Ok, we're eating breakfast, right, and I made all these pancakes, there was like 50 pancakes right. And all of the sudden she turns to me, alright, and she says, 'Eddie.' I say, 'yeah,' she says, 'Eddie, I don't want to see you anymore.' And it was literally like she had reached into my chest, ripped out my heart, and smeared it all over my life, ya know. And now there's like this incredible abyss, ya know, and I'm falling and I keep falling and I don't think I'm ever gonna stop. [finishes laughing] That uh, wasn't such a funny story, was it?
David: Yeah, Rachel, Chandler, and Ross had to try to get a couch up a staira very narrow New York stairwell and that was probably I-I think it was the hardest Ive-Ive laughed in my life period.
Monica: Im sorry. Ive never had a maid before, is this not okay?
Rachel: Hey! Well, I had to give the kid fifty bucks to stop crying.
Rachel: No, I also had to go to a couple houses with him as his girlfriend. Oh, I am just awful with children!
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
Eric: Sorry, I just saw Ursula. I had to give the engagement ring back.
Eric: Well if I didnt have sex with you, I had sex with someone that looked an awful lot like
Chandler: You had a bachelorette party?!
Phoebe: You-you you had sex with Ursula?!
Rachel: Im-ImI had no idea. Im sorry. I
Chandler: So, just the ones gave back to us and we had framed! (Slams the framed invitation down onto the table.)
Ross: Can I ask you something? Have you ever had a guy have a crush on you?
Phoebe: Well, we didnt have a lot of money. But the girl across the street had the best bike! It was pink and it had rainbow colored tassels hanging off the handle grips, and-and-and a bell and this big, white wicker basket with those plastic daisies stuck on.
Will: You went out with her?! We had a pact!
Rachel: You had a club?!
Will: Oh, it wasnt just me. We had a club!
Rachel: Remember I had to leave the room the other day when you had that roast chicken?
Chandler: She had a point. (Shows her the receipt.)
Joey: Hey well, you cant teach someone to be good with women. Yknow, thats why I never had any luck with Chandler.
Monica: Hey, I couldve had you if I wanted you.
Monica: I still say that if we had called your dad we coulda gotten better seats.
Joey: All right! There is something. I kinda had a dream, (pause) but I don't want to talk about it. (Starts for his room.)
Ross: So do we!! So do we!! (Ross notices a couple has been staring at them.) Im sorry you had to see that.
Joey: Oh, I like that, yeah. Wasn't at the parade because I had a family emergency.
Joey: Me too! Hey Rach, can I just say I think this is the best date I ever had!
Rick: Wow! I had no idea! But you know, I could always find another masseuse.
Joey: Hey, wouldn't be cool if our duck and chick had a little baby? We could call it Chuck.
Monica: Oh, you had that?
Monica: I just had the most amazing bath.
Ross: I dont think you had an open mind about the name Ruth. I mean, come on, little Ruthie Geller, how-how cute is that?
Monica: Yeah. But of course we had to update it a little bit. (To Ross) Hey, by the way, great thinking about catching me!
Monica: Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and
Joey: (screaming) Why God?!! Why?!! We had a deal!! Let the others grow old! Not me!! (He buries his head in Phoebes lap for comfort.)
Joey: Over there! (Points to the couch) Before, with the bills! You tried to give some charity, I said "No," you dropped it. Okay? Then we had a nice last night together, we had some fun, we gambled, nobody tried to give anybody any money! Now out of the blue, you start with the charity thing again!
Rachel: You're right! I mean you're right! It wasn't just the Weebles, but it was the Weeble Play Palace, and and the Weebles' Cruise Ship. Oh, which had this little lifeboat for the Weebles to wobble in.
Monica: No, Ive had second thoughts about that. Do you realize how hard that would be to clean?
Amy: No, he was this creepy guy from high school who had this huge crush on her since like the ninth grade.
Rachel: Oh well yeah me too. Um.. I had a baby.
Rachel: Ok-dokey, Joey, listen. This is gonna be bridesmaid central, all right? We're gonna have hair and make-up going on in the bathroom and oh, I had to move a couple of things in the fridge to make room for the corsages.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I had the best time with Tim last night. He is so sweet! Oh, I cant wait to get sous-neath him.
Phoebe: Yeah, I had a date with this guy, and I swear to God, he is her other half.
Rachel: Oh, its so sad they never had a chance to meet.
Joey: Yeah, yeah, in honor of their 35th wedding anniversary, I had a star named after them.
Chandler: What problem did you tell him you had?