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Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
KEVIN: All right. It's no big deal. BILL: So, she has a boyfriend. What is your situation? RACHEL: Oh, well, it's complicated. I don't actually have a boyfriend.� But um. . . BILL: Then, can I have your number? RACHEL: (pause) I'm sorry, no. BILL: Okay. (They start to walk away.) RACHEL: Oh sure.� (She pulls a business card from her purse and writes on it.) PHOEBE: (Reading the card.) Oh my God, you're giving your real number. BILL: Okay, thanks. I'll give you a call later tonight. RACHEL: Great. BILL: Bye PHOEBE: Bye. (The guys leave.) Wow. So, that's great. You, Bill, Ross, and Emma are going to be so happy together. What were you thinking?
Phoebe: Happy Holidays. Feliz Navidad. Allo, and Merry Christmas. (A man put some change in her bucket.) Ohh thank you sir. Here's some joy. (She waves her hand up and down as if she is spreading joy.)
Phoebe: Mon! I'm so happy for you!
Mona: Yeah, yknow. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. Itll be cute, okay?
Chandler: Hey! Happy birthday.
Ross first has a look of 'huh' then changes it to sarcastic happy: Thank you Amy.
Monica: (happy) Oh.
Happy holidays, everybody!
PHOEBE: C'mon, happy family gets a dog, frontier fun.
Phoebe: All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees....
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
Rachel: (joining them) Well, I just checked our messages and Joshua didnt call. I mean youd think hed be worried about me not showing up at his club. Ugh, you know what makes it so much worse, Ross is all happy in Vermont!
Ross: Uh, what you said, about us being in a place where we could finally be happy for each other.
Ross: Happy for you. (He punches her back.)
Rachel: No, happy for you! (Hits him harder.)
Rachel: I just y'know, I didnt expect him to be this happy so soon. Ufff. Ooo-ooh! (sits down on the curb)
Rachel: Oh, no problem. Im so glad I could help. Happy for you. (She playfully punches him.)
Joey: It's okay. You know, I totally understand, alright? You guys, make way more sense than her and I ever did, you know. And... I want you to be happy.
Phoebe: No, back to happy. Back to happy!
Frank: (Theyre less than happy now) Oh.
Rachel: Im more than okay, I am really, really happy! Wanna know why?
Chandler: Happy birthday! I'm sorry.
Ross: Hey, yknow, yknow what would make me really happy?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebes baby shower, she is holding those leather pants, and isnt happy about it.]
Chandler: Yes. Yes, and ah, ah, the trees are happy too, because for most of them, its the only chance to see New York.
Phoebe: Happy birthday!
(Monica suddenly gets very happy.)
Joey: Its just I cant because my manager said I (Gets an idea) (Starts singing) "Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Annie
Rachel: Cause I am really happy about us. I think we are, I think we are so on the right track! Yknow? I mean, I think we are working, I think we are clicking. Yknow?
Big Nosed Rachel: Happy Thanksgiving!
Ross: Happy too.
Rachel: Oh my God! Thats so great! Im so happy for you guys!
(Dan turns on the TV and the Happy Days theme song comes on.)
Susan: I've literally never been this happy.
Phoebe: Oh God, Im so glad you guys are happy, I was so afraid you were going to be all freaked.
[Everyone else enters and all start singing Happy Birthday.]
Phoebe: Thank you! And Happy Holidays.
Phoebe: (to the squirrel) Okay, stop tormenting me! This mink! Okay, they're mean! And they hate squirrels! And y'know, okay, most of these probably wanted to be coats! (The squirrel stares at her.) All right, fine, now I get it. (To the clerk.) Here. (She hands him her coat.) You take it. (To the squirrel.) Are you happy now? I'm cold!
ROSS: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Phoebe: Thank you, Happy Holidays.
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy New Year!
Rachel: (To Joey) Happy New Year, Joey!
Ross: (To Phoebe) Happy New Year, Pheebs!
Monica: Happy New Year.
Rachel: Ross, I said I'm sorry like a million times. What do you want me to do? You want me to break my foot too? Okay, I'm gonna break my foot, right here. (Kicks the sign) Ow!! Oh! Oh my God, oh my God! There, are you happy now?!
Ross: Oh absolutely! It has been in my family for generations, and every bride who has worn it has had a long and happy life.
Joey: Well, Chandler's old roomate was Jewish, and these are the only candles we have, so... Happy Chanukah, everyone.
Phoebe: Okay, see, see, everyone else is happy shes done.
Phoebe: (singing) Happy, happy Chanukah, Chandler and Monica. Very merry
Rachel: Its all gonna be okay. Theyre just so happy that Im not suing them that they gave me one extra month paid maternity leave. So long as I understand that the money should not construed as a down payment on this or any other child I should bear.
Ross: Hey. When you guys were kids and you played Happy Days, who were you? I was always Richie.
(Joey gets all happy with himself, while the rest of the gang is less than enthused.)
Phoebe: Oh, I'm still mad at them but I also now that they bring happiness to lots of kids who's moms didn't kill themselves, so by supporting them, I'm doing a good thing, but I'm not happy about it. So there, a selfless good deed.
Phoebe: Okay! Thanks! Happy Holidays, here's your joy. (She waves her arm and spreads her joy.)
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Phoebe: Wow! Im-Im so happy for you guys. (To Ross) This is so-so, not stupid.
Chandler: Why?! I mean if this guy was me and it was me who had learned that it was me who was the best you'd ever had, I'd be going like this. (He jumps up onto the table and starts doing his happy dance.)
(After she's left, Ross gets really happy and starts kissing the card. Suddenly, she returns.)
Mr. Geller: Ohh forget it. Too hell with tradition, were happy to do it.
Phoebe: I cant believe that! Now the only thing left of my grandmothers legacy is this crumb. (She picks it up with her finger and holds it out to Monica.) I wish you a long and happy marriage.
Chandler: Were you're parents happy, or something?
Chandler: Scared? Happy?
Gary: No, I mean happy.
Gary: (suddenly happy) Really?!
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (They hug.) I'm so happy. (She's not happy.)
Gary: Yeah, I-I considered that. I just know it would make me happy.
Phoebe: Living with you would make me happy.
Phoebe: Guys, Im happy too.
Chandler: (To Monica) Happy plane-aversary.
Monica: Fine! Happy Anniversary!
Joey: Well look, Im breaking up with Katie so I had to put on some extra padding. Y'know? I mean, if she hits me when she's happy, can you imagine how hard she's gonna hit me when I tell her I'm taking away the Joey love?
Ross: Just the one divorce in '99! Y'know what, I am gonna be happy this year. I am gonna make myself happy.
JOEY: Oh that's nice. Happy birthday Rachel, here's some goo.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Chandler: Yes you did! You look happy and sick; you smoked!
Monica: Well, I know that would make Joey happy, so, I would like that too.
Monica: Yeah, I'm sure your ex-wife will be more than happy to move to another country so you can patch things up with your new wife.
Chandler: Why wouldnt they be happy?
Ross: Happy Thanksgiving!
Joey: Yeah, hey hey, Happy Thanksgiving everybody!
The Girls: Happy Thanksgiving!
Chandler: Why havent you told them?! Wouldnt they be happy?!
Joey: No! Year! Happy No Year!
Janine: (She takes his hands) 3, 2, 1. (She kisses him) Happy New Year.
Joey: (still singing) " Amy! Happy birthday to you!"
Chandler: (on phone) Yes, Fran. I know what time it is, but I'm looking at the WENUS and I'm not happy!... (Listens) Oh, really, really, really? Well, let me tell you something... you will care about it, because I care about it! You got it? Good! (slams phone down, then leans back and realizes what just happened) Whooooaaaa....
Joey: (singing) "Happy birthday to you!"
Chandler: (to his children) Look around, you guys. This was your first home. And it was a happy place, filled with love and laughter. But more important, because of rent control, it was a friggin' steal!
Chandler: Because I'm very happy for him! (To Monica) And you, you lucky dog!
Ross: The point is I... I don't need this right now, OK. It, it's too late, I'm with somebody else, I'm happy. This ship has sailed.
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
Phoebe: (singing) Happy Chanukah, Monica! May your Christmas be snowy, Joey! Happy New Year, Chandler and Ross. Spin the draddle, Rachel!
Gunther: Youve sung Happy Birthday to 20 different women today!
All: (watching the ball drop) 3! 2! 1! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
(Chandler laughs, turns, and sees that Ross and Joey arent happy.)
Chandler: (deadpan, standing next to Monica) We're very happy for you.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Phoebe: Ooh, technically you owe me $600 for sending out happy thoughts on your last ten auditions.
Phoebe: Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!
MRS GREEN: I do. You didn't love Barry. And I've never seen you this happy. I look at you and I think, oh, this is what I want.