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Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Rachel: (touched) Gunther... Oh... I love you too. Probably not in the same way, but I do. And, and when I'm in a café, having coffee, or I see a man with hair brighter than the sun, I'll think of you. Aw.
Rachel: Okay, fine! But you know what? If I was in 36D, we would not be having this problem.
Joey: I'm gonna miss these little guys. It was nice having birds around again.
Joey: Uh, y'know what, were having second thoughts about our copying needs. And well need a little more time to think about it.
Ross: Susan wanted a Chunky. We're having a baby, ok, a baby, you don't stop for Chunkys.
Director: Ah Joey. Joey Tribbiani. Listen Joey, I got a problem, I just got a call from my dance captain, he's having a relationship crisis and can't get out of Long Island.
Joey: Look, which one of us is gonna be having sex in there, me or you?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Chandler and Janice are having dinner]
Phoebe: I'm having my first contraction!
Rachel: Im just bummed about the way I left things with Ross. I shouldnt have lied to him about having to work. He seemed so mad at me.
Monica: Oh, I was thinking about having people over for the game.
(There's a lot of yelling and screaming coming from the hallway, and they get up to look at what's the noise all about. In the hallway, Monica, Chandler, Joey and Phoebe are having another wind-up animal race, yelling and screaming fanatically.)
Rachel: (entering) Well! Is everybody else having just the best time?!
Chandler: I'm just hanging out. Y'know, having fun. Y'know with the girl that I'm seeing casually.
Ross: (going onto the patio) Look Emily, I'm just having dinner with my friends, okay?
[Scene: A restaurant, Phoebe and Larry are having dinner.]
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Monica: It was great! It was great! How about you?! I mean youre having a baby!
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
Krista: Nice to meet you. I wish you'd told me we were having company, I'd fix myself up!
Monica: It's this dumb thing that Ross made up `cause he was trying to fool our parents. It's a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it. I remember I cried the night you made it up, `cause it was the first time that I realized that I was actually cooler than my older brother.
Chandler: I can't believe we are even having this discussion.
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
Chandler: (interrupting) Whoa-whoa-whoa! We're having kids?!
Chandler: Hey listen, come on, Joey is having a problem! A little girl is beating him up.
Zack: No it's just tiring having to figure out the age at which all my grandparents died. I'll see you tomorrow.
Ross: Oh, better, actually. Y'know I-I-I think I finally figured out why we were having so much trouble lately.
Joey: Ross!! We're having a surprise party for Rachel!!
MONICA: Ok, we're not having birthday cake, we're having birthday flan.
["Looks Like We Made It" starts playing and we enter a whole sequence of Marcel and Ross having fun in the city.]
Rachel: Well maybe she and her friends are just having a contest to see who can bring home the biggest geek.
Rachel: All right, so are we not having dinner at all?
Phoebe: I know but I'm having so much fun doing good deeds.
Gary: Let me tell you what I think might be going on. (Phoebe looks down in shame.) No-no-no, don't look at the table. Look at me. (Points to his eyes and she does so) Okay, I think somebody asked someone to move in with them. And I think someone said, "Yes" but now she's having doubts because things are moving to fast for someone. Does that sound at all possible to you?
Monica: It was, it was really nice. We started talking and I-I ended up having lunch with him.
Phoebe: Yeah, um, I cant fly. Im having my brothers babies.
Danny: Uh, actually, actually, I'm having a party at my place on Saturday, it's sort of a house warming kind of thing.
Phoebe: I dont know, but were having dinner tomorrow night, so I figured, shes gonna tell me then. Y'know maybe she just wanted to give him time to, buy me presents, I dont know! So, youre all bored?
[Scene: A nightclub, Chandler is having dinner with Kathy and Joey.]
Phoebe: Well, if you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Rachel are having tea.]
Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!
Monica: Youre not dressed yet?! Were supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!
Phoebe: Thats nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
Ross: Oh, oh, we did say wed stop by this little thing Joeys roommate is having.
Monica: Why would I say anything? That two of our best friends could start the greatest love affair of their lives! And they would have me to thank, and we could all start having babies?
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Ross: Hey! (Listens.) Yeah-yeah, we're just having dinner. (Listens.) Uh, yeah, sure uh hold on. (To the gang.) She wants to say hi. (To Emily) Hold on.
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Chandler: Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!
[Pan to Monica and Phoebe having the same conversation.]
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!
Phoebe: Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is having coffee with Dana.]
Monica: Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. Its about being with the people that you love.
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Phoebe: Im having a really good time!
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread.]
Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!
Phoebe: Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Screw it! Im having one. (Takes out and lights a cigarette.)
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
(At this moment Rachel bursts through the door. Needless to say, shes not in the best of moods having just found out Rosss dirty little secret.)
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex.
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Phoebe: (sarcastic) Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave)
Monica: That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses) Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Melissa: You do now. Youre having dinner with me.
Rachel: Well its hard to tell (Rachel gets up to get a closer look, only shes having some trouble.) Oh God, if she would just stop moving.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up.]
Joey: Im having surgery!
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
Phoebe: I cant believe he taped the two of them having sex!
Rachel: Im having a baby.
Phoebe: No Im having fun. Im reallyAnd Im really-really excited for you and Ursula.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are having dinner.]
Ross: Yeah. I mean we are having a baby together.
Dr. Harad: Okay, you're at ten centimeters. Time to start having some babies. All right, I want only the father in here please.
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Chandler: Well, she probably wasnt familiar with the process having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings!