words in movies
PHOEBE: Oh, I don't know. Umm, how about the fact that the underwear out there on the telephone pole is yours from when you were having sex with Fun Bobby out on the terrace.
MONICA: Oh it's not big, not at all, you know, kinda the same lines as, say, oh I don't know, having a third nipple.
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
ROSS: OK, what's the longest you've been in the relationship before ha, have, having the sex?
RACHEL: Why? Who's not having. . . Are you and Julie not, are, are you and, are you and Julie not having sex?
RACHEL: Great, people having sex, that's just what I need to see.
ROSS: What's wrong with people having sex?
Chandler: You called everyone and said you were having trouble finding a Santa costume, so I borrowed one from a guy at work!
Chandler: Phoebe, are you having a heart attack?!
[Pan to Monica and Phoebe having the same conversation.]
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!! Call 9-1-1!!
Monica: No, Ross, we do not hate Emily. We-we just, we just think that you're having to sacrifice a whole lot to make her happy.
The Museum Official: (on phone) Hi, this is Heldi from the Morgan Chase museum. Im calling for Monica Geller. I want to let her know that there was a cancellation and if shes still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding at our facility, it is available (Chandler runs to answer the phone.)
Ross: Hey! (Listens.) Yeah-yeah, we're just having dinner. (Listens.) Uh, yeah, sure uh hold on. (To the gang.) She wants to say hi. (To Emily) Hold on.
Phoebe: Im having another heart attack!
Phoebe: Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack.
Chandler: Yes, but you ended up having sex with both of them that afternoon.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler is having coffee with Dana.]
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Monica: I dont know, Ive never had to use the other one. Im just saying yknow, if were having sex, hes not gonna be talking.
Monica: Having a perfectly decorated tree is not what Christmas is about. Its about being with the people that you love.
Phoebe: Im having a really good time!
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
Ross: That's right, sex is off the table. (The door starts to open behind him and Dr. Green emerges) I am never having sex with you again. (Rachel stays quiet and after a few moments Ross realizes what has happened. He turns abruptly) Dr. Green, are you feeling better? (Rachel's dad glares at him with a deadly look)
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
Ross: No, hey, I get that, okay, I get that big time. And Im happy for ya, but Im tired of having a relationship with your answering machine! Okay, I dont know what to do anymore.
Tag: Thanks for having me over, you guys.
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, everyone is there having breakfast and Joey enters carrying a loaf of bread.]
Tag: When Im in a relationship, I love having a girlfriend.
Phoebe: Yeah, I like Vince a lot, y'know? But, its just Jasons so sensitive, y'know? And in the long run, I think sensitive its just better than having just like a really, really, really nice (pause) butt. (Her eyes glaze over thinking about the butt.) (pause) Jason! Definitely Jason! Okay, wish me luck!
Phoebe: Yes, but I wanted you to want to live with me, but okay, if you're having so much fun over here
Rachel: Theyre having their baby! Its not fair Ross we got here first! Right after you left they wheeled her off into delivery. Oh but not before she gave me a juicy shot of little Jamie just crowning away.
Mr. Geller: (To Ross) Screw it! Im having one. (Takes out and lights a cigarette.)
Phoebe: That wasnt a date! That was, that was just friends getting together (quietly) having sex.
(At this moment Rachel bursts through the door. Needless to say, shes not in the best of moods having just found out Rosss dirty little secret.)
Chandler: (swallowing hard) It's very, very nice. Well, come here. I'm very were gonna be having all the sex.
Frank: Cause it just sorta happened, yknow we were at the courthouse, we were having lunch
Cecilia: (to him) Im having a conversation here! (To Joey) You were saying?
Phoebe: (sarcastic) Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Rachel is trying to move Joeys chair and not having much luck at it as Joey enters.]
Melissa: You do now. Youre having dinner with me.
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Ross: Look, I (He has trouble sitting in his chair.) Look, Im having a great time with you and I just dont want us to move to fast or put to much pressure on us. So, Im sorry I just dont think we should go away together yet. Its-its too soon.
Phoebe: Then yes that is what Im having. (Takes another puff of the cigarette.)
Rachel: Well its hard to tell (Rachel gets up to get a closer look, only shes having some trouble.) Oh God, if she would just stop moving.
Rachel: Im having a baby.
Joey: Im having surgery!
Monica: That tape was never meant to be seen by... (pauses) Joey I would feel more comfortable if I was having this conversation in private.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey is eating breakfast as Rachel enters having just woken up.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]
Phoebe: I cant believe he taped the two of them having sex!
DOCTOR: Hello, there. I'm Dr. Carlin. I see someone's having an allergic reaction.
Ross: Great! Im across the street having sex with her right now. Your story sucks!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are having dinner.]
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
Phoebe: No Im having fun. Im reallyAnd Im really-really excited for you and Ursula.
Dr. Harad: Okay, you're at ten centimeters. Time to start having some babies. All right, I want only the father in here please.
Phoebe: How could it not be? I mean pretty soon theyre gonna be having kids, and then theyre just gonna be hanging out with other couples who have kids. And then maybe theyre gonna have to leave the city to be near a Volvo dealership.
Ross: Yeah. I mean we are having a baby together.
Chandler: Well, she probably wasnt familiar with the process having spent most of her life sitting for oil paintings!
Ross: Well, well to sum up, were having fun, you look young.
Rachel: Im sorry honey, Im just having a, having a rough day.
Chandler: So... Oklahoma is a crazy place. You know, they call it the Sooner state. Frankly I'd sooner be in any other state. (Monica looks at Phoebe, who also doesn't know what to say.) And what's with Oklahoma having a pan handle? Can all states have stuff like that? Hey yeah, I'm from the waistband, Wyoming. But when I was seven, we headed over to the crotch.
The Teacher: Right. Are you looking for Jacks parents to discuss the problems hes having with Ben? (Phoebe nods Yes.) Yeah. Because I really do think the parents should sit down and have a conversation.
Phoebe: Okay, remember that little problem I was having during my fourth month of pregnancy?
Rachel: Yeah, but I dont know why. Look at me, Im having such a wonderful time!
Chandler: What is the point of having them if we never use them?
Rachel: Oh! Im sorry! Are we having an 89-year-old? How about Dayton?
Rachel: Were having a girl?
Rachel: Oh Joey, Im so happy things worked out for us that were having this baby together. I love you so much.
Rachel: Were having a girl.
Joey: Well off the top of my head uhh, maybe shes having her cake and eating it too. You being the cake and Richard being the too. Or!
Phoebe: Is Rachel having the baby?
Ross: Yes lets. Yknow what? Uh, its-its not important. What is important is that, is that were having a baby. And its notDoesnt matter who came on to who.
Monica: I know. Hey, do you realize we may have just changed our lives forever? We may have just started a family. Nine months from now we can be here, having our own baby.
[Scene: Hillarys apartmen,. Hillary and Ross are having dinner. He is avoiding opening his mouth.]
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Chandler are having dinner with her parents.]
[Scene: A restaurant, Joey and Rachel are having dinner.]
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa-whoa! I dont want to go. Im having fun.
Ross: True, but youre allowed to be unreasonable. Youre having our baby.
Ross: Were having a baby.
Joey: Yeah, I-I just made up the stuff about the wedding because I didnt want you to worry about me. But, Im having surgery today.
(During the mutual contraction Julie takes a moment to point out theyre having a contraction at the same time.)
Chandler: Look, weve always talked about having babies someday. Im not saying it has to be right now, but Im starting to think that we can handle it. Were good. Were really good.
Julie: Oh honey, I think Im having one too!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, the girls are having breakfast.]
Mr. Geller: I think there are people in there having sex.
Mr. Geller: Oh, I dont think that. Before today I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.
Ross: Okay. (Closes the door.) (To Phoebe) I did divert her and we ended up having a great time! Okay?
Joey: yeah and hey thanks again for letting me having that last piece of cake at the restaurant.
Monica: Chandler, if you thought I was going to get you porn for Valentines Day (pulls a video out of a basket) you were right! Apparently, its about a young girl who moves to the big city, you know, in search of stardom, but ends up having sex with a lot of guys! Yeah, it got four starts! (looks closer) Oh, wait a minute. Those arent stars. Anyway, you want to take a look?
Rachel: No! It didnt! Thats what I want to talk to you about. (starts to break up) Now, just to brief you (starts to cry) I may cry, but they are not tears of sadness or of anger, but just of me having this discussion with you.
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Rachel: Honey, y'know I just gotta tell you, I think this is such a terrific thing you're having these babies for Frank and Alice.
Ross: Are you kidding? Look, were not gonna be together just because were having a baby. Okay?
Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow it down.
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Monica: Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof!
Chandler: And that would have made the official party line. (Joey nods) Monica and I are having a little financial trouble.
Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...
Rachel: (angry) You are having a party tonight??
Monica: I don't know. I mean, I guess having sex in front of a baby isn't so...
Joey: Because you two were having sex!
Chandler: I can't believe her! Did she tell you we were having money problems?
MONICA: Tell him that you haven't seen your wife in a long time.� Tell him that having a long-distance relationship is really difficult.� Tell him that what little time we have is precious.
Phoebe: Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.