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Monica: (entering from her bedroom carrying a present) Ok, these were unbelievably expensive, and I know he's gonna grow out of them in like, 20 minutes, but I couldn't resist. (There a little pair of Nike shoes.)
Joey: Well, he's gonna. I'll see you a little later, ok? (To the Hombre Man) Hey, how ya doin'?
JOEY: Yeah right after we stole his lunch money and gave him a wedgie. What's the matter with you, he's parking the car.
PHOEBE: Well you said that he's paying the people who are playing.
GIRL 1 ON BUS: Hey, you. He's just adorable.
CHANDLER: Ok, but can you tell him that, because he thinks he's too pink.
PHOE: No, whad'ya mean? He's not British.
JOEY: Maybe he's. . . gay.
Phoebe: I know, I know. So sweet... and so complicated. And for a shrink, he's not too shrinky, y'know?
Chandler: Oh, he's in the back. The duck pissed him off, said that eggs came first.
JOEY: Well, maybe he's, maybe he's this really cool pharmacist guy.
MNCA: Oh, he's sober alright. Just turns out that Fun Bobby was fun for a reason.
Joey: (on a pay phone holding a box) Not as upset as he's gonna be when he finds out what I did with his sweater vests!
Ross: Yeah, um, I don't know if you noticed, but he had a lot to drink, and you know how he gets when he's drun..uh... (He has caught sight of Joey scowling at him) I can't do this, I did it, it was me, I'm sorry, I kissed your mom.
[Cut back to Joey in bed, he's smiling, enjoying the dream as he wakes up. Suddenly, he realized what he was dreaming about and bolts upright in bed.]
ROSS: Yeah, well, he's a baby not a bomb.
Mike: Oh, sorry. (He digs in again and finally finds what he's been looking for. A key.)
PHOEBE: Well, 'cause, I mean, what if, what if he's not this great dad guy? I mean, what if, what if he's just still the dirtbag who ran out on my mom and us? You know what? I've already lost a fake dad this week and I don't think I'm ready to lose a real one.
Aurora: Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with you because really, he's okay with Ethan.
Chandler: I'm telling ya! It's gonna happen. Next year it's gonna be you, me and the little Hemingway Bing. (pause) What, he's my favourite author!
RACHEL: Yeah, well just be glad he's not playing a smaller instrument.
Monica: (looking out the window) Look look! He's doing it again, the guy with the telescope!
Phoebe: I don't know, I mean, he's a good person, and he can be really sweet, and in some ways I think he is so right for me, it's just... I hate that guy!
ROSS: Well, I tracked down Marcel and get this, he's healthy, he's happy, and he's right here in New York filming Outbreak II - The Virus Takes Manhattan.
Mindy: Look, I know he's not perfect, but the truth is, at the end of the day, I still really wanna be Mrs. Dr. Barry Farber, D.D.S.
Rachel: Uh-huh. Okay. You know what, Joey, I don't think he's ever gonna be okay with this.
Ross: He's in! Oh, did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego!
Joey: He's right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
CHANDLER: Wait, wait, wait. [Opens the top of the dish soap he's holding]
Monica: (On the phone) Hello? No, he's not here. Yeah, this is his wife. Yeah, well, it came as quite a shock to me too. I guess I should have known. Yeah, I mean, he just kept making me watch Moulin Rouge.
(Dr. Harad drops what he's doing and stares at her.)
Monica: I wish we at least knew his name... Look at that face. I mean, even sleeping, he looks smart. I bet he's a lawyer.
PHOEBE: See, he's her lobster.
MONICA: Well, uh, he's a doctor.
Rachel: He's so cute! And he seems to like you so much.
ROSS: I'm telling you, there's no way he's moving back.
CHANDLER: You know I think he will be surprised, 'till he realizes he's a monkey, and uh, you know, isn't capable of that emotion.
ROSS: No, he's at uh, Carol's and Susan's today.
Phoebe: Joey, you can't make someone do something they don't want to do. Believe me, there's something I've been trying to get Mike to do in bed and there's... he's just...
PHOEBE: Yeah, yeah, no it's OK 'cause, I mean, I know he's there, so, that's enough for now.
MONICA: Wait, he's not here yet.
TILLY: He's kind of intense huh?
JOEY: Oh, yeah. He's got that great baby smell. Get a whiff of his head.
RACHEL: So, he's on the show, he knows what happens.
JOEY: Yeah, he's just really great to hang around with.
PHOEBE: No, 'cause he's yummy.
RACHEL: It'll never last, he's just a rebound roommate.
CHANDLER: No he's, he's alright, just uh, he spends most of his time in his room.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's weird. I can't help it though he's so sweet, he's like this little puppy dog, y'know? But like a really tough one that shots bad guys. Ohh, I just love beginning parts of relationships, y'know?! You just like can't keep your hands off each other.
Monica: This is Monica! I'm Phoebe's friend. Listen, Phoebe is back with David and he's going to propose to her, and she is going to say "yes" but I know she really wants to be with you!
Joey: I dunno. Some fat guy's sleeping with the store manager. He's not even jolly, it's all political.
MR. GELLER: That's impossible, he's got a twinkie in the city.
JOEY: Well if he's not gonna eat it, I will.
MNCA: [grabs waiter as he's leaving] I'd like a scotch on the rocks with a twist.
TRAINER: Hey don't take it personal, he's under a lot of pressure, ya know, starring in a movie and all.
Phoebe: Oh well, as long as it is under control, you know, you can't do anything about it, he's already dating her, and she is a nice person, that wouldn't be right.
Monica: Okay, he's a lawyer, who teaches sculpting on the side. And- he can dance!
MONICA: Aw, my little nephew. Come here, little one. There's my little baby Ben. Hey, my little boy. Hey, he's not crying.
Mrs. Tribbiani: Me? I'm fine. Look, honey, in an ideal world, there'd be no her, and your father would look like Sting. And I'll tell you something else. Ever since that poodle-stuffer came along, he's been so ashamed of himself that he's been more attentive, he's been more loving... I mean, it's like every day's our anniversary.
Chandler: He's doing that weird eye contact thing. Don't look at him, don't look at him! (They both look away)
Monica: I'll bet he's totally over me, I'll bet he's fine.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
Chandler: He's got nothing!
Mr. Geller: Well, he's doing terrible!
[Chandler's. He's playing foosball by himself.]
Paula: Well, he's a big boy, he'll get over it.
Phoebe: Oh, no, no, no, no. You know what, he's not into that stuff anymore. He quit for me.
Phoebe: Oh, well he's yummy. We did a little kissin'.
Chandler: Maybe he's calling to say your obsessive and crazy.
Joey: (to everyone) Oh my God! He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre! (on phone) Chandler, listen. (says something intentionally garbled)
Rachel: (On the phone) Okay, he's a, he's a black capuchian monkey with a white face... (Enter Ross) ...with, with Russian dressing and, and pickles on the side. Okay. Thanks.
Rachel: Honey, I'm sorry, but he's right. I love you, but you're crazy.
Amy: Oh! It's Ross... Hey Ross! (She says hey to the guy at the falafel stand, whose only similarity with Ross would be his black hair.) Hello-oo Ross! (to Rachel) He's rude!
Phoebe: Oh, look, look, he's closing his eyes. (screen goes blank) Look, he's opening his eyes. (picture comes back)
Chandler: (to Phoebe) You know what's weird. Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
ROSS: Oh look, did, did you just see that? Did you see? He just waved, he just waved, he's never waved before, you've never waved before. Yes he has. Very good.
MONICA: Dr. Burke? I don't think so. I mean, like, he's a grown up.
MONICA: Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.
RACHEL: Oh, no, no no. I meant that he's gonna be paying that other woman beause she's a professional.
MONICA: So what, he's a little older, big deal, I mean he's important to me. Ya know if you ask him, he might take you on his Jag. [walks off]
Chandler: He's not right for the part. So if I suggest him, my bosses are gonna think I'm an idiot! And that's something they should learn on their own!
MONICA: [to Ross] Looks like he's playin' baseball.
Ross: Well, the doctor says he's gonna be fine, he's just sleeping now.
Monica: (laughs nervously as well, Laura looks confused) (To Laura) Some people don't get him, but I think he's really funny! (She takes Laura to their own bedroom).
(Ross does approve of this, but he's still not sure. The tiny figure stirs.)
He's finally happy with that and walks away.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica and Dr. Burke are sitting on the couch. He's showing her the pictures in his wallet.]
PHOEBE: No. No, he is my submaring guy. He resurfaces like every couple years and we have the most amazing three days together. Only this time he's coming for two weeks. Two whole weeks, which means yay.
Ross: I have been down in your store for twenty minutes trying to get a tie! What do I have to do to get some service?! (turns to Rachel) Hi Rach. (He's puts his hand on her shoulder and she knocks it away.)
JOEY: Oh yeah. Well you can't fire Joseph. You know why, 'cause he's not in your department.
Chandler: I'm so sorry, but you should have a sign out there or something. Or at least whisper it to people when they come in the door. "Owen doesn't know he's adopted, and he also thinks that Santa is real."
ROSS: Look, I know you don't want to hear this right now but, we've seen him in his new place, alright. And he's happy, he's, he's decorated.
PHOE: Alright, don't say that. He's probably always been dull. You just, you know, set it free.
Donny Osmond: Yeah! Welcome, it is Soap Opera week here on Pyramid, let's meet our contestants. First, Gene Lester is a database specialist, he's gonna be playing with "Days of Our Life's" star Joey Tribbiani! (Joey's amazed at the place and he keeps looking around till he realizes the audience is applauding him)
Rachel: Oh no, no-no-no, that's not, not, not, what he is doing. He's just, he's just really romantic.
Susan: Oh, no, nonononono, you see what he's doing? He knows no-one's gonna say all those names, so they'll wind up calling her Geller, then he gets his way!
Ross: Right, I'm gonna go talk to Joey. I think this is the right time. He's always in a good mood after the flight attendant says "duty free".
Susan: So he's got a doll? So what? Unless you're afraid he's gonna grow up and be in show business.
Ross: (to Joey) So he's calling from Rome. I could do that. Just gotta go to Rome.
Joey: Whoa, that doesn't necessarily mean that he's breaking up with you.
Phoebe: I do, he's been working on that all day! (looking at Joey)
[The next flashback is from The One Where Chandler Crosses The Line. He's telling Joey that he kissed Cathy.]