words in movies
Joey: Well (taking his cell phone out of a pocket) I’m wanna hear it, because she keeps doing this.
Monica: Okay, but if we don't get this house, she's stil gonna show up wherever we go! I mean, at least if she's here, it eliminates the element of suprise. I mean, never again will you have to hear the three words that make your balls jump back up inside your body. (She shows this with her index finger, mimicking it pushing something up)
Ross: Just hear me out. How would you feel about offering her a raise? (looks hopeful)
Rachel: Yeah, you know, was I looking forward to going to Paris? Sure. You know, was I excited about working in the fashion capital of the world? Ooh, absolutely... Oh...! Yeah, but you know, this is... it's fine. I'm fine going back to a job where I've pretty much gotten everything out of that I possibly can... (she sits down, and Ross who is stunned to hear all this follows her example)
Phoebe: Ohh! Okay! Okay, cause when-when he said, "I cant wait to hear your first words," I thought, "Theres a trick."
Monica: (entering) Ohh, here you are. Yknow, Im-Im glad you decided to hear me out.
[Cut to Monica's bedroom, Chandler slowly closes the door, and we hear Rachel from the living room.]
Phoebe: I dont want to hear about her!!
Monica: He took up the carpet, and now you can hear everything.
Rachel: Why? Why not?! People love to hear that!
Monica: I can�t believe I did this. I can�t believe I'm singing for the people, and they liked me! Hey, did you hear thatone shouting �look at those tips�! I mean, did I really help you get a lot of tips?
Phoebe: What are you guys talking about, I loved it! It was soo moving. Oh, plus its just, its so different from the stuff you usually hear.
Chandler: We wanna hear Monica's Thanksgiving story!
Rachel: Ross, that girl just spent the entire evening talking to your friends, asking to hear stories about you, looking through Monicas photo albums, I mean you dont do that if youre just in it for two weeks.
Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. (To Rachel) Who-whos Barry and Mindy?
Joey: I can still hear you!
[Scene: The desert outside of Las Vegas, Joey is arriving and we hear the song, Name. Y'know, (singing) I've been through the desert on a horse with no name! It felt good to be out of the rain. In the desert, you can't remember your name, 'cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain. La la la-la-la, la, la, la, la-la-la. You get the idea. Anyhoo, he pulls up and stops. As he gets out of the car, he spills a huge pill of fast food containers out of the foot well.]
Joey: Oh, come on! I wanna hear it! It wouldn't be Thanksgiving without Chandler bumming us out!
Chandler: I hear ya. (Pause) But! Unfortunately, my company is transferring me overseas!
Monica: I hear ya. Excuse me for just a second! (Gets up and heads for the bathroom as that annoying Gotta-win-at-all-costs-super-competitive thing kicks in again.)
Mrs. Geller: Yes, yes Monica is thin. It's wonderful. But what we really want to hear about is Ross's new girlfriend.
Joey: Clear the tracks for the boobie payback express. Next stop: Rachel Green. (He goes into the bathroom. We hear a scream and he comes out, closely followed by Monica in a towel)
Joey: (from the bedroom) I can hear that!
Monica: Yeah, well, Im using noise. Okay. All right! So, is everybody ready? Here we go. (She flips on the switch and a hum starts.) I hear something! I hear something! Where is it? (They all start looking until Rachel realises its Joey.)
Mr. Geller: All right, enough! I dont want to hear about it anymore! (Under his breath) Good luck, Chandler. (Chandler takes another drink.)
(We hear the backup horn of a truck and see through the window that the Mr. Bowmont has arrived.)
Chandler: Oh, y'know I-I can't hear that enough.
Phoebe: (To Chandler) Can you hear anything?
Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?
Ross: Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyers office all I could hear was, "Three divorces. Three divorces!" Look, I just dont want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces.
Ross: (Stepping in between them.)Okay! Okay! Thats it!! Parents!! Parents!! Back away!! All right, this is our wedding day! From now on everyone gets along, and if I hear one more word. NO GRANDCHILDREN! (Pointing at his mother.) Thats right!!
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Ross: (on machine) "Hey Ross, it's you!" (Hits the stop button) Oh yeah, no that's-that's an old message, nobody needs to hear that.
Chandler: Oh, Richard. That's all I ever hear, Richard, Richard, Richard!
Ross: BecDid you not hear me?! Shes an assistant professor in the Linguistics department, okay? Theyre wild! Why do you want to come anyway?
Ross: Okay. (Sits down next to Phoebe.) You uh, you wanna hear something weird?
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
CHANDLER: Listen can you guys uh, speak up, it's harder for us to hear you when you lower your voice.
Joey: (shouting) I can hear you!
Doug: Say uh, Bing, did you hear about the new law firm we got working for us?
Rachel: I dont wanna hear "Three failed marriages!"
Monica: Im tellingIf you put that in her apartment youll never hear the end of it.
MONICA: Listen you guys, I don't mean to be a pain about this but, um, I've noticed that some of you are just placing them on. You wanna push the caps until you hear them click. [she demonstrates, Gunther starts to walk to the door] Gunther, where're you going?
Joey: Back when you and Rachel were together, if Chandler had kissed her, would you hear him out?
Rachel: Oh, Phoebe, do I wanna hear this?
Monica: Thats right. (A noise comes from the living room.) Did you hear something?
Janine: Yknow, I know youre talking, but all I hear is, "Blah. Blah. Blah-blah-blah."
Chandler: Did you hear that?
(Both Chandler and Ross are eager to hear her decision.)
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Phoebe: Ok, who wants to hear something ironic?
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
Ross: (losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!!
Monica: Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Ross: (before entering) Did you really hear a bear?
Rachel: He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, "Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch."
Joey: I-I think everybodys pretending they dont hear you. Anyway, look, I dont know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, Im telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.
Ross: (losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!!
Chandler: Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)
Monica: Oh please, he didnt hear it! He didnt hear it!!
Rachel: Oh thank you. Hey yknow, Im so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.
Phoebe: Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
CHANDLER: No one was around to hear that?
Chandler: You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!
Phoebe: Well, didnt you just hear what I said?!
Rachel: I know. (They hug.) Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, Im gettin something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Joey: Almost cried huh? Hear that Chandler? Almost cried!
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Monica: Oh please! (To Chandler) Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.
Chandler: Well, close to (Notices Rachel leaning in to hear and decides to write it on a piece of paper and hand it to Monica as Phoebe averts her eyes.)
Phoebe: No, I do not hear that.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
MONICA: I'm dicing, I'm dicing, I don't hear anything.
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
(We hear some fumbling at the door, then silence.)
Ross: Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it.
Monica: It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, "Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!" I mean, it is so annoying.
Chandler: Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Mr. Geller: (overacting) Thats a good one! Do you hear that Ross? Three days!
Joey: (quickly) I dont know. Why? Did you hear something?
The Director: Oh thats great! Okay, well Ive heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie
Director: Alright were back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! (He continues to count as we hear Joey think)
Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Joey: Anyway, I started working on what Im going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
Janine: (muttering to herself) Or Ill hear you.
(We can hear the dog whining at a high pitch.)
Chandler: Oh yes, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"
[Scene: Outside of Elizabeths dormitory, Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts.]
Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.
PHOEBE: [cutting Mrs. Greene off] Ha-ha, that's great, ha-ha. I can't wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so... Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, it'll be like we're gal pals, ya know, like at a restraunt. Oh, it'll be fun, c'mon. [they go in the bathroom]
Janice: Okay, Im going to need a comforter, but did you have a hypoallergenic one because otherwise I get very nasal. (Makes some weird sound) Do you have a cat? Cause its already happening. (Makes a nasal sound) Do you hear that? (She keeps making the nasal sound.)
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
Alice: Phoebes right Frank. I know its hard to hear, but it wouldve been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that what it is?
Woman: Sorry. We didnt hear you; were on our honeymoon.
Ross: Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.
Monica: No! (Pause) Are you doing it?! I dont hear anything! Come on!