words in movies
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Rachel: Oh! Did you hear that?! My dads proud of me! My dads proud of me.
Chandler: Well, stuff like whered we live, yknow? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Yknow, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, wed have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Chandler: (laughs) Well, don�t believe everything you hear, Ken. (both turning away to files) But yeah, that�s true. Alright, let�s get started, by take a look at last quarter�s figures. (The female next to Chandler starts smoking, towards her:) Ah, Claudia, aren�t you supposed to blow smoke up the bosses� ass?
Phoebe: Ok, who wants to hear something ironic?
Ross: (losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!!
Monica: Oh please, he didnt hear it! He didnt hear it!!
Ross: (losing control, we hear him shout outside) MY SANDWICH?!!!
Chandler: Hello? Hello? Oh, hey Charlie. Did anybody else hear? ... What? Susan got it?? How? Oh man, I would have slept with him!! .. Alright, bye. (hangs up)
Monica: Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?
Ross: (before entering) Did you really hear a bear?
Joey: I-I think everybodys pretending they dont hear you. Anyway, look, I dont know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, Im telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.
Chandler: Hello Phoebe, I've been thinking about you all day. (He's holding the phone so that Monica can hear it as well.)
CHANDLER: No one was around to hear that?
Rachel: He got all weird and sputtery and then he said uh, "Yeah, I hear those hemorrhoids are a bitch."
Joey: Yeah, shes been out there for twenty minutes, Im surprised you didnt hear her on the way over.
Rachel: Oh thank you. Hey yknow, Im so sorry to hear about you and Elizabeth.
Phoebe: Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.
Phoebe: Well, didnt you just hear what I said?!
Rachel: I know. (They hug.) Oh-oh, wait did you hear that-hear that? Listen, Im gettin something from your grandmother, she said that since you get to keep the one bedroom apartment you should give Rachel the purple chair?
Rachel: Uh-huh. No, I hear what youre saying and-and-and that makes a lot of sense but can I just say one more thing? (Takes out his picture.) Look how pretty!
Chandler: You were not supposed to hear that! I said that behind you back!
Phoebe: Yeah, oh Im sorry, it must be really hard to hear! I tell ya, its a lot easier having three babies play Bringing in the Noise, Bringing in da Funk on your bladder! Im so sick of being pregnant! The only happiness I get is from a cup of coffee, which of course is decaf, causeOh! Im pregnant!
Ross: (sounds excited) Hi you guys! what's going on, you... you guys wanna hang out...or...? (Looks around the room nervously) do you...do you guys hear a buzzing?
Monica: Oh please! (To Chandler) Did you hear that? Little drops of heaven.
(Onstage theres a knock on the door and Kathy opens it. We dont see whats going on, only hear it.)
Joey: Almost cried huh? Hear that Chandler? Almost cried!
Phoebe: No, I do not hear that.
Joey: Ohh, then no. Maybe I should hear those specials again.
MONICA: I'm dicing, I'm dicing, I don't hear anything.
Ross: Dad, dad I dont want to hear about it.
RICHARD: Hear that? She likes me best, and apparently there've been a lot.
Chandler: Well, close to (Notices Rachel leaning in to hear and decides to write it on a piece of paper and hand it to Monica as Phoebe averts her eyes.)
(We hear some fumbling at the door, then silence.)
Monica: It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, "Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!" I mean, it is so annoying.
Director: Alright were back! Ten seconds left here we go! Ten! Nine! Eight! Seven! (He continues to count as we hear Joey think)
Joey: (quickly) I dont know. Why? Did you hear something?
PHOE: Ok, all right. We want to hear everything. Monica, get the wine and unplug the phone. Rachel, does this end well or do we need to get tissues?
Chandler: Phoebe, we can hear the dog barking!
Mr. Geller: (overacting) Thats a good one! Do you hear that Ross? Three days!
Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Chandler: Mr. and Mrs. Geller, you look wonderful, it is great to have you hear, let us take off your coats!
The Director: Oh thats great! Okay, well Ive heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie
Joey: Anyway, I started working on what Im going to say for the ceremony, do you wanna hear it?
Janine: (muttering to herself) Or Ill hear you.
(We can hear the dog whining at a high pitch.)
Chandler: Oh yes, somebody just said, "Can you hear anything?"
Chandler: (smiling) Hey, I hear what your saying, okay? And, thanks for the warning.
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
Janice: Okay, Im going to need a comforter, but did you have a hypoallergenic one because otherwise I get very nasal. (Makes some weird sound) Do you have a cat? Cause its already happening. (Makes a nasal sound) Do you hear that? (She keeps making the nasal sound.)
[Scene: Outside of Elizabeths dormitory, Ross is exiting after breaking up with her and we can hear his thoughts.]
PHOEBE: [cutting Mrs. Greene off] Ha-ha, that's great, ha-ha. I can't wait to hear the rest of it, ya know, but I really have to go to the bathroom so... Hey, come with me. Yeah, yeah, it'll be like we're gal pals, ya know, like at a restraunt. Oh, it'll be fun, c'mon. [they go in the bathroom]
Monica: Did you not hear where my head was? Come on! Come on were a team! Were in this together!
Alice: Phoebes right Frank. I know its hard to hear, but it wouldve been wrong to go through with it. I-I-I was being selfish, even though we, we want the same things now, in the future we may not. (to Phoebe) Is that it, is that what it is?
Woman: Sorry. We didnt hear you; were on our honeymoon.
Mr. Franklin: Okay, I hear you loud and clear. Bob will stay put.
(The ball rolls into one of the goals, and Chandler and Joey listen in horror as the ball makes its way inside the table. Finally, they can hear the birds again.)
Monica: No! (Pause) Are you doing it?! I dont hear anything! Come on!
Joey: Okay. Now youre gonna want to have sex with me when you hear it, but you have to remember it is just the story.
Ross: Hi. I-I hear youre going on a ferry tonight.
Chandler: Well, I'll stay, but only because I wanna hear about Hanukkah. Ben, will you sit here with Santa and learn about Hanukkah?
Ross: Wait a minute, you guys. Oh, I wanna ask you something. I-I I may get to speak at this paleontology convention and if I do, I'd love for you guys to come and hear me.
Chandler: Steps! (He opens the door to his apartment to Ross and Joey looking at the new Playboy) Slut! (Ross and Joey quickly hide the Playboy behind their backs. Chandler wonders into the girls apartment.) You will all be very happy to hear that Kathy is sleeping with that guy!
Rachel: Return them?! Shh! Theyre gonna hear you!
Phoebe: Oh, Im sorry. I didnt hear you over all the winning.
Ross: Yes it is too slutty! (Joey slams the door before Rachel could hear the entire sentence.)
Rachel: Oh you really, you really just dont want to hear about it.
Joey: Oh? Oh! Okay! Okay! Lets hear their plan! Now, whats the future look like for Dina and Bobby?
Monica: (To Joey) Okay, did you hear that?
Monica: Well thats a little crazy. Although I am yknow glad to hear that youre branching out on what you look at on the Internet.
Dr. Stryker Remoray: Good morning. (He walks over to the bed, leans down, and whispers to him.) Drake, its your brother Stryker. Can you hear me?
Gavin: You hear a key in the hole and you jump like a young bronco coming out of a chute for the first time. I used to be arodeo clown.
Man: So we never got to hear about your wedding!
Ross: That depends, how much did you hear?
Ross: (he makes some really weird noise hear that sounds kind of like )Ayyyayyyy!
Rachel: Shhh! I want to hear the rest!
Mr. Geller: I just wish Nana were alive to hear Rosss toast.
Aunt Iris: No! That's bluffing. Lesson number one. (walks into kitchen) Let me tell you something... everything you hear at a poker game is pure crap. (to Phoebe): Nice earrings.
Phoebe: She cant hear you.
Mrs. Geller: Just hear me out!
The Interviewer: (To Joey) Yknow I think its great you wanted to meet here. Yknow when most people hear the magazine is paying for it they want to go to a big fancy restaurant.
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!
(Suddenly they hear Janice laughing, and it ruins the moment.)
(We hear Tag scream out in the hallway and jump into view of the open door on the scooter. He gives a hearty thumbs up to the group and rides off, with Joey following breathlessly behind.)
Monica: Okay. Could the waiters gather around to hear tonights specials? Okay, first there is a Chilean Sea Bass prepared with a Mango relish on a bagWhy is nobody writing these down?
Monica: (on phone) Michelle, I only beeped in so I could hear my message. I mean that's allowed. Yeah-huh! I mean look, yeah, you know what I would really appreciate it if you didn't tell your Dad about. What do you mean, you're not comfortable with this? Come on we're friends!! (Michelle hangs up) That bitch always hated me. I'm calling her back.
Rachel: Oooh... ***I really can't hear what she says*** come here.
Monica: Can you hear me say "You're grounded"?
Rachel: I can't... I can't hear it again.
CHANDLER: It's Joey.� (He answers it, holding it out so that Monica can hear too.)� Hey Joe.
Chandler: Okay, hear me out. Okay? You give the best bad massages. If anybody was looking for the best bad massage and they were thinking to themselves, "Who's the best of that?" They'd have to go to you.
CHANDLER: (softly) Can you . . . hear him . . . now?
Monica: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
(At this point a stream of obscenities burst forth from Phoebes mouth just in time for Ben and Ross to enter and hear most of it, and in slow motion Ross tries to shield his innocent son from Phoebes vulgarity.)
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
Monica: Good? Didn�t you hear them...I was great! Thank you so much for making me do this. That�s is the best gift ever.
Joey: Ooh...I hear that's bad.
Joey (gives a thumbs up sign): Okay, okay. Wait till you hear who I got for Ross.
Monica: I hear wedding bells.
Rachel: Oh, thank God I can't hear a word that you're saying!