words in movies
Ross: How would he like to come with me to the Museum of Natural History after everyone else has left, just the two of us, and he can touch anything he wants. (Mr. Zellner looks shocked). I just heard it as you must have heard it and that’s not good. Let me start again. I’m a paleontologist, you’ll be there with us and the touching refers only to bones… fossils!
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
Chandler: Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.
Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)
Phoebe: Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Danny's Sister: (opening the door) Oh, I thought I heard you.
Monica: We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.
Chandler: No. No, I just think that maybe I-I'd heard it somewhere before. (Sits down rubbing his temple.)
Phoebe: (to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.
Judge: Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly dont qualify for an annulment. If you two dont want to be together youll have to file for divorce.
Joey: Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry.
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Yep! (Gets up) Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.
Monica: All right, Ive heard enough. Ive made my decision.
Phoebe: Really? Ive heard better.
Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Chandler: Well, I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk. Man to uh, me.
Chandler: So, you heard it, you repeated it, so that must mean you wrote it.
Rachel: Wow, you know what? That is the best fake speech I think Ive ever heard.
Phoebe: Yeah, you never heard of them?
Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Phoebe: (singing) "Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. They haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along. No, don't sing along.
Rachel: And the chicken pooped in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.
Alan: I've heard schho much about all you guyschh!
Rachel: Well then I demand a recount! (Hmm, I wonder where Ive heard that before.)
Chandler: Oh, I dont think I ever heard that story.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Monica: Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried.
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Phoebe: You heard her too?! You have the gift!
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Rachel: Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
Cassie: I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler.
Chandler: We heard you play all the way from your apartment!
Phoebe: ...sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle;and away they all flew like the down of a thistle; but I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!"
Ross: Come on thats not fair! I mean you havent even heard me play!
Chandler: We have heard you play.
The Director: Oh thats great! Okay, well Ive heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie
Emily: I wish I could know if youd heard any of that. I suppose Ive either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if youre listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose theres not much chance you did heard that, and theres the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
Helena: No-no I heard! Im just sorry.
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
Joey: No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
Conan: I-I heard some of you guys talking about this earlier, but sometimes theres just a word that someone has to say that youll get hung up on. And itll justthe way you say the word is funny to everybody else.
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Ross: I heard it. I heard it.
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."
Rachel: I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!
Ross: No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasnt heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandlers parents again!
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Russell: Yes, this Russell, Rosss divorce lawyer, just tell him that since I havent heard from him, I assume hes decided to give the marriage a try.
Rachel: What?! You heard that?! (Goes and stands behind Joey.)
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
Ross: Hey, yknow what and if youre looking for a place? I just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.
"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.
Ross: Listen, I um I heard about the engagement.
JOEY: Oh, I thought I heard a man's voice before.
Rachel: That was you?! We heard about you in Junior High! Did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, "I will be revenged?!"
JOEY: I heard him again!
JOEY: (outside the apartment door) I just heard him!
Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..
Gavin: I heard you were sick...
Monica: What have you heard me sing?
Manny: I've heard the speech: (in a mocking voice) "if he knew it was gonna be the last time he saw her... "
Joey: Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.
Ross: Ok, I've heard myself on tape and I sound nothing like that.
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
Rachel: Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!
Rachel: Ok well, I heard that! Which means that she heard it too!
Rachel: Oh God. You did. You heard. Ok, listen, let me explain.
Rachel: Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.
Charlie: (smiling) Rachel... I heard you guys whispering.
Charlie: No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you. Phoebe likes Joey.
Zack: Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...
Rachel: Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!
Benjamin: Oh, well, likewise. Actually, not likewise. I've never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice!
Steve: Chandler, hi! I'm sure you've heard we filled the three positions. We just felt that with your maturity and experience, you wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant.
(Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.)
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Ross: I know, I know! When I was here for Holidays on Ice (Joey looks around worried hoping no one heard that) I was sitting so far away Michelle Kwan couldn't read my banner!
Ross: (annoyed) um... I've never heard of a "Boscodictiasaur".
Rachel: Oh hey Ross... Listen, I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry.
Rachel: You heard them say that?
Chandler: Yeah it is really pricey. I mean, I freaked when I first heard the numbers.
Rachel: Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!
Monica: Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!
Man: Hey Rach, I just heard. I'm so sorry.
Joey: (to Chandler) Heard about the leg burnin huh?
Mike: I heard that weddings are like a 40 billion dollar a year industry.
Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)