words in movies
Phoebe: Okay. There may be a way that we can get the other ring back. Cause I heard the guy tell the jeweler where he was going to propose. So maybe we can get him to trade rings or something.
Ross: I was the James Michener of dirty talk. It was the most elaborate filth you have ever heard. I mean, there were characters, plot lines, themes, a motif... at one point there were villagers.
Phoebe: Not yet. Umm, I heard they really hurt, do they hurt?
Phoebe: So you still hadn't heard from Emily?
Ross: (entering) Hey! I just heard. What's up?
Chandler: Everybody at my school heard it! You were the hermaphrodite cheerleader from Long Island?!
Rachel: So Chandler, have you heard about Monica's secret boyfriend?
Chandler: Really?! That's what you heard? (To Monica) You said that?
Monica: Sweetie, we heard you crying. Please don't cry.
Monica: Oh, and the people are so nice. There's this one guy, Geoffrey, he's the Maitre D., Chandler, you will love him. He is without a doubt, the funniest guy I have ever met. (Chandler, who was almost asleep again, sits up straight in bed in an instant and can't believe what he just heard.)
Monica: We heard about your pants, I'm so sorry.
Phoebe: Oh hey, Monica, I heard you saw Donald Trump at your convention.
Danny's Sister: (opening the door) Oh, I thought I heard you.
Phoebe: Really? Ive heard better.
Judge: Well, based on what I heard, you two certainly dont qualify for an annulment. If you two dont want to be together youll have to file for divorce.
Joey: Have you heard about a little something called, Not Making Girls Cry.
Rachel: Because (laughs), because, I just heard it. I heard it, and it's ridiculous! I mean, you're married. You're-you're married and it's just ridiculous, and it's like, it's like when said it, I sort of like, I floated up out of my body, y'know? And, and-and then I heard myself say it and then the floating Rachel (laughs) was like, "You are such an idiot!"
Chandler: Well, I heard that you thinking about asking Phoebe to move in with you and I thought maybe, we should have a talk. Man to uh, me.
Rachel: Wow, you know what? That is the best fake speech I think Ive ever heard.
Chandler: No. No, I just think that maybe I-I'd heard it somewhere before. (Sits down rubbing his temple.)
Phoebe: (to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.
Phoebe: Yeah! Sure! Yep! (Gets up) Oh, y'know what? If I heard a shot right now, I'd throw my body on you.
Joey: Uhh Pheebs, I heard that. Can you put him on?
Chandler: So, you heard it, you repeated it, so that must mean you wrote it.
Phoebe: Yeah, you never heard of them?
Monica: Well, if you had kept listening, you-you would have heard me call him Mr. Big (Thinks) ot.
Chandler: Okay, so if an eight comes up, we take it as a sign and we do it! {Whoa! Where have I heard that before? Matthew Perry talking about signs in Las Vegas. I guess it must've been some movie I saw.} What do you say?
Guy All the Way in the Back: Yeah, I heard it.
Phoebe: (singing) "Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kind of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. They haven't heard it, so don't try and sing along. No, don't sing along.
Rachel: And the chicken pooped in her lap. Oh, I'm so sorry. I just gave away the ending, didn't I? Oh! It's just, I just heard this story in the cab, and it is all I can think about.
Alan: I've heard schho much about all you guyschh!
[Two guys walk over and interrupt her. Theyre both names youve already heard. Ones Billy Crystal. Yes, that Billy Crystal from City Slickers. The other one is Robin Williams. Yes, that Robin Williams from Mrs. Doubtfire.]
Monica: All right, Ive heard enough. Ive made my decision.
Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard you!
Ross: I just wanted to tell you something before you heard it from someone else and I hope this isn't too weird, but uh, I had uh, a thing with Janice. (He laughs, his real laugh this time.) What you're-you're not mad?
Chandler: Oh, I dont think I ever heard that story.
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, well Richard raved about the food at his party, of course you were sleeping with him. Then I heard the food at that lesbian wedding was very nice, I assume you werent sleeping with anybody there. Though, at least that would be something. (Leaves)
Monica: Ross! That is so sweet of you to get Phoebe that bike! When I heard the story, I almost cried.
Rachel: Well then I demand a recount! (Hmm, I wonder where Ive heard that before.)
Phoebe: You heard her too?! You have the gift!
Rachel: Because I think I just heard her moving around in there.
Conan: I-I heard some of you guys talking about this earlier, but sometimes theres just a word that someone has to say that youll get hung up on. And itll justthe way you say the word is funny to everybody else.
Phoebe: ...sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle;and away they all flew like the down of a thistle; but I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight, "Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!"
Ross: Come on thats not fair! I mean you havent even heard me play!
Chandler: We have heard you play.
Cassie: I thought I heard voices. You must be Chandler.
Chandler: We heard you play all the way from your apartment!
The Director: Oh thats great! Okay, well Ive heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie
Helena: No-no I heard! Im just sorry.
Emily: I wish I could know if youd heard any of that. I suppose Ive either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if youre listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose theres not much chance you did heard that, and theres the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
Joey: No, I-I just heard lunch. But yeah, I can go. Sure! (They all exit.)
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
Chandler: Yeah, I heard you and Rachel talking.
Joey: All right look man, I didnt want to bring this up, but Chandler, is the stupidest name I ever heard in my life! Its not even a name; its barely even a word. Okay? Its kinda like chandelier, but its not! All right? Its a stupid, stupid non-name!
Melissa: So last I heard you were gonna get married. (Grabs Rachels hand and notices that she doesnt have a ring on it.) (Sadly) Oh poor Ray-ray.
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
Ross: I heard it. I heard it.
Joey: Well my old man is doing a plumbing job down there and he heard they have an opening. So, you want me to see if I can get you an interview?
Rachel: I heard it from my friend Irene who heard it from some guy!
Ross: No! I talked to Joey on the set, he hasnt heard from him. I-I-I talked to Chandlers parents again!
Ross: Look, this is just a little too familiar, okay? For like, for like six months before Carol and I spilt up, all I heard was: "My friend Susan is so smart. My friend Susan is so funny. My friend Susan is so great."
Monica: Everyone at our school heard it!
Rachel: What?! You heard that?! (Goes and stands behind Joey.)
JOEY: Oh, I thought I heard a man's voice before.
Russell: Yes, this Russell, Rosss divorce lawyer, just tell him that since I havent heard from him, I assume hes decided to give the marriage a try.
Ross: Listen, I um I heard about the engagement.
Ross: Hey, yknow what and if youre looking for a place? I just heard in the elevator this morning that a woman in my building died.
Chandler: You wanna talk about people's feelings? You should have heard how hurt professor Stern was yesterday when I told him I wouldn't be able to go with him to Key West!
"Went to the store, sat on Santa's lap. Asked him to bring my friends all kinds of crap. Said all you need is to write them a song. Now, you haven't heard it yet, so don't try to sing along. No, don't sing along.
JOEY: I heard him again!
JOEY: (outside the apartment door) I just heard him!
Rachel: That was you?! We heard about you in Junior High! Did you really just shake your fist in the air and shout, "I will be revenged?!"
Monica: What have you heard me sing?
Gavin: I heard you were sick...
Manny: I've heard the speech: (in a mocking voice) "if he knew it was gonna be the last time he saw her... "
Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..
Joey: Well, I heard Emma stirring, so I came to make sure she could reach Hugsy.
Ross: Ok, I've heard myself on tape and I sound nothing like that.
Charlie: (smiling) Rachel... I heard you guys whispering.
Phoebe: You know, it's so surprising that you and Joey have known each other for so long and I've never heard about you.
Rachel: Oh, God, do you think she heard? It would be so bad if she heard!
Rachel: Ok well, I heard that! Which means that she heard it too!
Zack: Ok. I heard a joke today. It's pretty funny...
Monica: Oh really, you want to talk about quality? Have you heard of a key? It's what some people sing in.
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
Rachel: Alright! Let's just do it. Let's just go over there and see if she heard.
Charlie: No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you. Phoebe likes Joey.
Rachel: Yeah, I-I heard. (Pause, everyone looks at each other, waiting for Rachels reaction.) I think its great! (Hugs Ross.) Ohh, Im so happy for you!
(Phoebe has heard them arguing and comes down the hall, taking them into a broom closet.)
Rachel: Oh God. You did. You heard. Ok, listen, let me explain.
Steve: Chandler, hi! I'm sure you've heard we filled the three positions. We just felt that with your maturity and experience, you wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant.
Chandler: Yeah it is really pricey. I mean, I freaked when I first heard the numbers.
Benjamin: Oh, well, likewise. Actually, not likewise. I've never heard of you until this morning, but, it's nice to be nice!
Ross: (annoyed) um... I've never heard of a "Boscodictiasaur".
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Rachel: Oh hey Ross... Listen, I heard about you and Charlie. I'm really sorry.
Monica: Yeah, but we haven't heard a thing from the adoption agency and it has been weeks!
Rachel: You heard them say that?
Paul: Let me just see if I got this straight. I tell you to stay away from my daughter or Ill have you fired. What you heard was, "Take my daughter, come up to my country house, and ruin my weekend with Rachel!"
Rachel: Ohh! Lucky me! Oh my God! That is good news, Ross! I think that's the best news I've heard since Le Poo died!