words in movies
Receptionist: (in an affected tone) Hello, welcome to Lavender Day Spa SPA. How may I help you?
Joey: Right, right, right, well, she wants to go to all this cultural places and I don't know how to talk about that stuff. You gotta help me out!
Ross: Glad I could help man.
Rachel: Honey wait, Joey, Im sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it (Looks for help.)
Phoebe: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?
Joey: Thats help spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Rachel: I don't think he's the one who needs help.
Ross: Well, Im-Im just glad I could, yknow, help you out.
Phoebe: Well, if you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you.
Monica: I think Ill help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?
Phoebe: Well, if you don't know I can't help you.
Phoebe: Well, I can't help you.
Rachel: Okay, then y'know what? Help me! I need help! I can't do this!
Monica: Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?
The Flight Attendant: Miss? May I help you?
Joey: (to the rest of the gang) Somebody help me out here!
Rachel: That wouldnt help me.
Chandler: Well that would help the pride thing.
Emily: All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
(Chandler decides to help out.)
Chandler: Im just trying to help you out! Okay? I wanna make sure that youre okay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering. Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out.]
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I werent wearing underpants?
Joey: Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.
Chandler: If I help, we can find em faster!
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)
Ross: Wow, Monicas letting other people help decorate her tree! Did someone get her drunk again or?
Chandler: Okay, okay. You have to help us decide whose joke this is.
Rachel: Oh honey he doesnt need my help.
Phoebe: Ooo, a crossword! Can I help?
Monica: Come on! I really need your help!
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Joey: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Ross: (entering) Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?
Chandler: Okay, look I need your help, I dont know what to get her for Valentines Day.
Ursula: Yeah, can I help you with something?
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
RACHEL: Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me out here.
Phoebe: We should help him!
Rachel: I Well, I dont think they need any help.
Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?
Monica: (all depressed) Help yourself.
Phoebe: No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, Im just gonna need some help. And Bobbys gonna be here the whole time.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler whos on the couch reading.]
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Rachel: Whoops. (Starts to go into Chandler and Joeys.) Oh, hey, do you need help with that?
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Chandler: Yknow, Im so glad I picked you to help me with this.
The Museum Official: (To Monica) May I help you?
Phoebe: Yknow, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.
Joey: (incredulous) Why should I help you?!
Rachel: Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? I'll help you out.
Male Jeweler: Can I help you?
Female Clerk: Can I help you?
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Ross: Can I, can I help you with something?
Rachel: Well, Im really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette)
Monica: I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
Rachel: Yeah, you like that baby? (Monica bursts in followed by Chandler.) May we help you?
Chandler: I cant help it!
Terry: I cant help you Joey.
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Joey: Ross, you need some help?
The Head Librarian: How can I help you?
Ross: Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
Rachel: No, Ive just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?
Ross: Need some help?
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
The Woman: Please, cant you help me out?
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
Rachel: And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.
Phoebe: (answering the phone) Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?
Salesman: Oh. Okay! How can I help you?
(Phoebe turns and looks at Monica, while Joey frantically motions to Chandler to help him out.)
Ross: That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben. (He tries to bend down to pick up the bag with the presents, but can't because of the costume) Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents.
Phoebe: (To Joey) Okay quick, help me get this off! (Motions to her top.)
Ross: Yeah-yeah, help me out here, when you come out of the "brain transplant," you are going to be her?
Chandler: (To Rachel) Okay, will you just go help her change please!
Rachel: Yeah! (She puts on her coat and turns around and sees Ross is expecting her to help.) (Laughing.) Are you kiddin'?
Monica: You gotta help me out here Pheebs.
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
Rachel: Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldnt move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
Rachel: I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?
Rachel: No! I'm sorry, honey, it's just that last week I got all but three answers and I really want to finish a whole one without any help.
Monica: I was trying to help out a squirrel.
Ross: Well, Im sure theyre still somewhere here in the hotel. Ill-Ill help you look for them.
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
Ross: Listen, if you ever have any problem with the ladies you know Ill help you out.
Rachel: (on tape) Oh, thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Rachel: Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Rachel: Oh, no problem. Im so glad I could help. Happy for you. (She playfully punches him.)
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Cecilia: All right Joey, I will help you. Not because I-I owe it to this stupid show, but because I owe it to Jessica.
Monica: Hey Hon, could you help me get the plates down?
(She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in Baywatch-esque slow motion with a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say cant help but stare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America.)
Phoebe: Anything I can do to help?
Chandler: Yeah! Im just pretending to watch the game so I dont have to help out with stuff.