words in movies
Monica: David, can you help me?! I'm trying to explain to Chandler how a plane stays in the air.
Chandler: Well, you're welcome! Glad I could help.
Ross: I don't think that your monologue from Star Wars is gonna help me right now, Joe!
Joey: Hey don't worry about that! I mean, Ross needs you! And Rachel and I will stay and help anyway we can.
David: Uh, Phoebe, uh... (Chandler hits his own head) you're an amazing woman, and the time we spent apart was, was unbearable. Of course the sanitation strikes in Minsk didn't help!
Monica: (Taking out her wallet.) Well good, here let me help you out.
Dr. Long: Youre about 80 percent effaced, so youre on your way. It still could last a little while longer. If youre anxious there are a few ways to help things along.
Danny: Like it would help.
Ross: Well, you can help me!
(The party falls flat. Chandler tries to think of a witticism, but even he can't help...)
Singer: (singing) Cause every time I see your face, I cant help but fall from grace. I know.....
Monica: I thought you could use the help.
Monica: Phoebe, you do seem a little tense. Here, let me help you.
Ross: Come on. You gotta help me figure out what to do. Okay?
Phoebe: Ooh-Ooh! I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! Im gonna open up my own massage place and Franks gonna help me! And! We can work it around his schedule so he doesnt have to quit school!
Ross: No. No. You-you can't help. I mean, I kinda have to do this without your help.
Rachel: Honey wait, Joey, Im sorry I mean as terrific as I think you are with it (Looks for help.)
Phoebe: Okay. You know how people need transportation, but they also need massages to help them relax so I just figured we could combine the two, okay, I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt the table in the back, and you know what Ive got?
Joey: Thats help spelled backwards so that the helicopters can read it from the air!
Phoebe: Umm, okay, okay, look. I took this picture from your fridge. Okay, because I know that this is my Father. Yeah, this is Frank Buffay and you are standing right there next to him. Now, look I deserve to know where I came from. All right? So if you can help me find my Father then you should! Otherwise, youre just mean! (pause) So, just tell me the truth!
Rachel: I don't think he's the one who needs help.
Ross: Well, Im-Im just glad I could, yknow, help you out.
Phoebe: Well, if you're having a hard time, you should talk to my friends, Bill and Colleen. They adopted a kid. I'm sure they'd help you.
Monica: I think Ill help her out. (She gets up to go over and help Rachel, and reveals she has no pants.) (to Rachel) What is going on here?
Phoebe: Well, I can't help you.
Monica: Be that as it may, d'you think you could just help us out here on that monkey thing? Y'know, just for old times' sake? Go Bobcats?
Phoebe: Well, if you don't know I can't help you.
Rachel: Okay, then y'know what? Help me! I need help! I can't do this!
Emily: All right, all right, if you insist on doing this, at least let me help you.
The Flight Attendant: Miss? May I help you?
Joey: (to the rest of the gang) Somebody help me out here!
Chandler: Well that would help the pride thing.
(Chandler decides to help out.)
Rachel: Okay great, hold on a sec! (She runs to her room and returns carrying a huge bag of laundry.) Oh, here you go! You don't mind do ya? That would really help me out a lot! Thanks!
Chandler: Im just trying to help you out! Okay? I wanna make sure that youre okay.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey is entering. Rachel is there getting some tools to help Ross out.]
Rachel: That wouldnt help me.
Monica: Excuse me, sir, would it help if I werent wearing underpants?
Joey: Yeah! Help me get this mini-fridge past the security guard.
Monica: Come on! I really need your help!
Chandler: If I help, we can find em faster!
Ross: Wow, Monicas letting other people help decorate her tree! Did someone get her drunk again or?
Chandler: Okay, okay. You have to help us decide whose joke this is.
Rachel: Oh honey he doesnt need my help.
Phoebe: Ooo, a crossword! Can I help?
Ross: (entering) Look, I really need some help, okay? Why? Why did I have to speak in a British accent?! What do I do?
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)
Joey: Okay, what if the puppy said, "Help me Chandler. All the other puppies pick on me."
Ursula: Yeah, can I help you with something?
Monica: Yknow what? Youre right, Im sorry. Actually you were a big help tonight. Yeah, and thanks for putting my grandmother in the cab and making sure she got to the hotel safely.
RACHEL: Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me out here.
Phoebe: We should help him!
Chandler: Okay, look I need your help, I dont know what to get her for Valentines Day.
Rachel: How does going to a strip club help him better?
Phoebe: No, I'm just gonna help him, you know, get 'de-Ursula-ized', like you know, like I did for Joey after he went out with her.
Rachel: I Well, I dont think they need any help.
Monica: (grabs a bag of those Styrofoam peanuts) Ill be coordinator! Oh my God! Im so sorry, I didnt get you anything! Okay, look everybody has to help! Okay? You can help, cant you Phoebe?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is still sick and is hobbling out into the living room for some help from Chandler whos on the couch reading.]
Monica: (all depressed) Help yourself.
The Museum Official: (To Monica) May I help you?
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, Im just gonna need some help. And Bobbys gonna be here the whole time.
Rachel: Whoops. (Starts to go into Chandler and Joeys.) Oh, hey, do you need help with that?
Rachel: Joey, if you wanna look good, why don't you just come down to the store? I'll help you out.
The Woman: Could you guys help me? (Chandler shyly exhales and looks away.)
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Joey: (incredulous) Why should I help you?!
Chandler: Yknow, Im so glad I picked you to help me with this.
Phoebe: Yknow, birds have a very good sense of direction, and I thought maybe they could help us find where the presents are hidden.
Male Jeweler: Can I help you?
Rachel: Well, Im really sick of your smoking, so I brought something that is going to help you quit. (hands him an audio cassette)
Female Clerk: Can I help you?
Mark: I can't help it, I'm just, I'm just crazy about you.
Ross: Can I, can I help you with something?
Monica: I cant believe this. Do you think that your parents could help pay for it?
Rachel: Yeah, you like that baby? (Monica bursts in followed by Chandler.) May we help you?
Phoebe: Hey!! (The bucket starts smoking.) The charity's on fire! Help! (Yet another guy walks by carrying a cup, which Phoebe grabs.) Oh good! Thank you, I need that. (She throws onto the smoldering fire. Suddenly the bucket erupts in flames.) Whoa! What is that?! (She sniffs the cup.) (To the guy.) It's nine o'clock in the morning!
Terry: I cant help you Joey.
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
The Head Librarian: How can I help you?
Chandler: I cant help it!
Rachel: No, Ive just always wanted to do that. Can you help me clean this up?
Ross: Come on guys, I-I really want this guy to like me. It-it would really help me out if you guys were here to make me look good.
Joey: Ross, you need some help?
Ross: Yes? Yes?! How can I help you?
Monica: Im sorry, I cant help you. See? (Points to her new sign.) Rules are rules.
The Woman: Please, cant you help me out?
Ross: Need some help?
Chandler: Well what Yknow what Im gonna do? Im gonna go over there; Im gonna kick his ass! (Pause) Will you help me?!
Salesman: Oh. Okay! How can I help you?
Phoebe: (answering the phone) Hi Geller-Bing residence. How can I help?
(Phoebe turns and looks at Monica, while Joey frantically motions to Chandler to help him out.)
Ross: That's right, Ben. I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico! But, Santa sent me here to give you these presents, Ben. (He tries to bend down to pick up the bag with the presents, but can't because of the costume) Maybe the Lady will help me with these presents.
Rachel: And your lap does not count! Okay? Come on help me move this.
Phoebe: (To Joey) Okay quick, help me get this off! (Motions to her top.)
Chandler: (To Rachel) Okay, will you just go help her change please!
Ross: Yeah-yeah, help me out here, when you come out of the "brain transplant," you are going to be her?
Monica: You gotta help me out here Pheebs.
Erin: I really dont think he does. And yknow what? Maybe you guys could help clue him in. Yknow, tell him Im-Im not interested in a serious relationship or something.
Phoebe: Listen! You have to help me pick a dress 'cause I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight! (Rachel gasps)
Rachel: I can't believe this. All I wanted to do was help you try to figure out what to do with your life and this is how you repay me?
Rachel: Excuse me, I wanted you to help, but you couldnt move your arms because you were wearing three life jackets.
Rachel: Thank God youre here! You have to help me! Were you just talking to yourself?
Joey: Well, maybe I can help. (he grabs her head passionately, closes his eyes and kisses... Ross in Rachel's dress! He realises it too late, and when he does, pushes Ross's/Rachel's head away)
(She lets her hair down and whips her hair around in Baywatch-esque slow motion with a Barry White song in the background. Chandler needless to say cant help but stare along with the rest of the male and lesbian population of North America.)