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Joey: Hey, dont get religious on me, ok. (Ross looks a little confused.) A guy in your position needs to be a little better at relaxing. You know. Why do you think we have the comfortable chairs? Huh...come here sit down. (Ross sits down.) Ready? (Joey flips the foot rest up.) Ahh!! (He reclines the chair fully.) Ohh, yeah!! Huh?!
Monica: (Taking out her wallet.) Well good, here let me help you out.
Joey: Uh yeah, right here. (He punches his fist through the wall next to the door.)
Phoebe: Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! (Hands it to Monica.) Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?
Danny: so we finally get to the top of the mountain and airhead here (His sister) forgets the camera!
Krista: Here, I'll get it. (She grabs a napkin and tries to wipe it up. The thing that gets the rest of the gang going is that she's whipping awfully close to his crotch. In fact, she is whipping his crotch. Chandler's about to come out of his chair.)
Phoebe: Oh whoa-whoa-whoa! Wait a minute, open up your hand; let me take a look. (The lady opens up her hand.) Quarter. Dime. Lint? Not interested in that. (She throws the lint away.) What's this? A Canadian coin? Get outta here! (The lady walks away.)
Phoebe: Whoa-whoa-whoa! No drinks near the bucket! Set it down over there and then you can make a contribution! (The guy starts to walk away with a hurt look on his face.) And you can leave the hurt bunny look over there too! (Her boss and a co-worker walk up.) Hi Bob! (The same old lady from before walks bye.) (To the old lady.) I thought I told you to get outta here!
Rachel: Well, okay, look. I don't know, listen, I don't know what's going on here but let's
Chandler: (smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...
JOEY: Have you been here all night?
Phoebe: Well, are any of those people here?!
Phoebe: Okay, here I wish you health and happiness. (She hands Monica a cookie in a plastic baggie.)
Rachel: Well, where is he? He is supposed to be here. (Pause) What if the baby needs him?
Phoebe Sr: What are you doing here?!
Rachel: Here?! Now?!
Phoebe: (excited) No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?
ROSS: Y-ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message? Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, bye-bye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?
Monica: (entering) Hey, guys. Im here to pick out my Christmas tree.
Phoebe: Im sorry, I-I-I-I dont live here anymore. I-I didnt know how to tell you, but y'know everybody else knows!
Monica: Oh God (Starts looking around.) Why dont they put chairs back here?!
Phoebe: Hey, hey, ok, all right, that's it! Get in here. Come on. My god, you guys, I don't believe you. There are children coming into the world in this very building and your negative fighting noises are not the first thing they should be hearing. So just stop all the yelling, just stop it!
Joey: I mean, the jobs easy and the moneys good, you know? I guess Im going to be hanging out here anyway. I might as well get paid for it, right? I just feel kind of weird serving you guys.
Ross: (flailing arms in protest) Oh, hey hey hey, ho ho ho, hello, guy who doesn't want to know, standing right here!
Monica: Why cant you use the phone in here?
Ross: Well, as much as Id like to meet Josh and warn him, Emily and I arent going to be here. All right? I mean, shes going to come by first to say good-bye, and then Ive got a whole special evening planned. So Im sorry, no party.
Joey: (running from his bedroom) Oh my God! I overslept! I was supposed to be on the set a half an hour ago! I gotta get out of here!
Joey: Sometimes I get in here just to get away from it! Hey, a nickel!!
Chip: Here, we are.
Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?
Joey: Dude, you dont have to brag! We got nothing here!!
Rachel: What is she doing here?
Joanna: Knowing youre here, waiting for me I think its kinda exciting.
Ross: Okay, y'know what, lets just cut to the chase here. Okay? Heidi, which of my boys do you like?
Chandler: Look, this isnt funny! You get back here right now!
Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary?
PHOEBE: Oh God, here we go. For the first time in my life I'm gonna say 'Hi birthfather'.
ROSS: Hey, hey, woah, you want some of this, huh? You want a piece of this, huh? I'm standin here, huh.
Joey: Come on man, you drove all the way up here.
Monica: Kay, here you go. (Hands her this tiny little globe.)
Phoebe: Im telling you hes dead. What we are about to have here is a dead fat guy on a stick.
Ross (he buzzes for the nurse) Let's see if we can get that Rachel back here.
Dr. Long: (To Joey) Uh, if you have any questions, heres some information on Braxton-Hicks. (Hands Joey a pamphlet.) Oh and by the way, you did the right thing by bringing her in. Youre gonna make a wonderful father.
Monica: Rachel's not here.
CHANDLER: Just tryin' somethin' here, ya know.
Joey: Okay, I see what's going on here.
Chandler: Oh, they said uh, You dont have insurance here, so stop calling us.
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
RACHEL: Mom, would you relax. That was 10 blocks from here and, the, the woman was walking alone at night, I would never do that. Mom, c'mon, stop worrying. This is a safe street, this is a safe building, there's nothing [a pigeon flies in the window and lands on the table] OH MY GOOOD, oh my God, oh I gotta go, I gotta go, I gotta go. [hangs up] OK, that's fine, you just read the paper, I'm gonna get a pot, it's not for you. [grabs a pot and lid] OK, that's fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy. [puts pot over the pigeon] Aaahh, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, aaaaahh. [knock at the door] It's open you guys.
Joey: You can pee here!
Rachel: Tommys supposed to be here soon, were going to lunch.
Cheryl: (throwing food around the room) Here Mitzi! Here Mitzi!
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I left.
Monica: Nononononono. Think who you're dealing with here. I mean, I'm not like you. I-I can't even stand in front of a tap class.
Chandler: Hey, come on, give me a break, I'm out on a limb here.
Mr. Heckles: I left a Belgian waffle out here, did you take it?
Rachel: Okay, here we go. (Pushes play.)
Ross: Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid.
Chandler: Why cant we talk in here? With, with, witnesses.
Rachel: I don't care that you left. I'm just glad that you're here. Thanks you guys!
Casey: Here you go.
Phoebe: Oh yeah, come here. (Puts a little wax on Joeys arm and puts a strip on it.)
Rachel: Oh well then, so Im just going to go back to talking to my friend here. And you can go back to enjoying your little hamburger.
Ross: Unbelievable, my classmates are gonna think I'm dead, my professors, my... my parents are gonna get phone calls. You're messing with people's feelings here.
Chandler: Ooh! Yes! Okay! Heres what we do, we-we forget it happened.
Rachel: When she sees that youre gone, shes gonna know that I let you out, and that I was in here, and Im gonna get fired!
PHOEBE: OK, here I go. . . here I go. . . I'm goin'. [she just sits in the cab]
Rachel: (standing in her doorway) People are trying to sleep in here!
Ross: I'm having a baby in here! Ok, everyone stand back. (Walks backwards as if he is going to break down the door, but steps in a bucket and falls) Ow.
Joey: Yeah. And look, I just want you to know that with Rachel staying here and everything, all my feelings from before are totally over, okay? And even if they weren't, when you accidentally walk in on a woman using a breast pump...
Vince: No-no its okay. Its just that ah, I thought we had something pretty special here. And y'know I-I felt like you were someone I could finally open up to, and (starts choking up) That theres so much in me I have to share with you yet.
Kathy: Well, Im still sorry. Is he here?
Phoebe: (on intercom) Hey, do you need to get in? Here you go.
Rachel: Uh, I think I just did. And uh-oh, here it comes again. Shut up!
Joanna: Sophie, get in here! (Sophie enters) You see! Now youre making Sophie uncomfortable!
Rachel: Theres nobody here!
Phoebe: Well, I think I broke it. But thats all right, heres the number you can call.
Phoebe: Okay, whatever. Yknow what? I dont have time have time to convince you because hes only here for four hours, and Im gonna go see him! (Gets up and leaves.)
Monica: Ah, well if you dont clear this off, you wont be getting one of those from me. But Bens coming over here tomorrow to play this game, this cant be there.
Rachel: Okay. Okay, we'll be here! Hating you! Did you see how he was sweating when he walked out of there? Listen honey, if I'm hogging the ball too much you just jump right in there and take a couple punches because I'm telling you, this feels great.
Phoebe: For what? I cant believe this! I gotta get out of here. (leaves)
Monica: (brings a plate of tiny appetizers over) Here you go, maybe this'll cheer you up.
CHANDLER: Oh, uh, he's not here right now, uh, I'm Chandler, can I take a message, or, or a fishtank?
Ross: Thats okay, Im cool over here. Ill catch up with you later, Joey. (Joey is shocked.)
Rachel: Well actually thanks, but I think I'm just gonna hang out here tonight. It's been kinda a long day.
Monica: I cant believe were living here!
Rachel: (entering from Chandlers bedroom, I guess, and sees the foosball table.) Oh my God! I cant believe you guys are actually think youre moving in here!
Kathy: Hey, Chandler! What are you doing here?
Chandler: I cant believe we live here!
Ross: Heres your girlfriends button. (Holding the button.)
Frank: We were having lunch. Yeah and then all of the sudden we were like, "Hey! Y'know, were here, having lunch lets get married!
Rachel: Oh, I think I saw some in here.
Monica: People are supposed to wanna hang out here!
Chandler: She did not have to tell me, I saw the play, and there was no heat. Back me up here, Ross!
Joey: Come here.
Chandler: Here we go! Here we go!
The Cigarette Guy: Hi, Im Joshua, Im here to pick up Rachel.
Rachel: Oh! Good thing Chandlers not here, he always wins at this game.
Phoebe's Assistant: Oh, here comes your 3:00. I don't mean to sound unprofessional, but, yum (walks out, Paolo enters)
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Rachel: Okay Bobby, why dont we just come over here and let them have a little moment. (Drags Bobby away from Joey and Dina.)
Joey: Listen also were uh, were watching the game here Saturday night, if people want to come over.
RACHEL: OK, here we go. Honey, I'm sorry, they were all out of apple pie, someone just got the last piece.
Monica: I think shes here.
(As they change places, they give each other the now patented Ross maneuver. If you dont know what that means, click here to find out The One With Joey's New Girlfriend.)
Joey: (rushing in) Hey! Joey Tribbiani! Im here! Im here!
Ross: Okay. (Ben enters) Ben? Come here. All right, Im gonna leave you here with Aunt Rachel for about an hour. Okay? Are you gonna be okay?
Rachel: Well, heres another question for ya. Uhh, do you know what that silver knob on the toilet does?
Joey: I think I left a donut up here.