words in movies
Monica: Ross, we're kind of in the middle of diner here.
Mike: (walks to the couch with coffee for Phoebe) Here you go.
Joey: What? No, the only reason I'm going to their stupid new house, is so I can point out everything that's wrong with it, so they don't move. I'm gonna make them stay here.
Phoebe: All right, prude... Look, Monica and Chandler really love this house. You are not gonna talk them into staying here.
Rachel: (to maitre d') Hi, I'm here to see mr Campbell... with Gucci. The reservation is probably under Gucci. It's spelled like Gukki, which could be confusing.
Maitre d': Mr Campbell's not here yet. Let me show you to his table.
Phoebe: (to the woman behind her) This place is so depressing. If I had to work here I'd kill myself. (she turns around and the clerk behind the counter heard her.) But you obviously haven't.
Ross: Hey! Wha-hoo! What's this? (showing the bottle) Well it's a, it's a bottle of champagne. Why is this here?
Ross: I guess it's here because I GOT TENURE!
Ross: Oh, I thought Joey was here. Five is good. (Gunther leaves, hurt) Well, I'm gonna have a loogie in my coffee tomorrow.
Monica: Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
Monica: Oh Joey, look, we know you're having a hard time with this, but we really, we love it here.
Joey: FINE, ok, if you love this house so much, then you should just live here, okay? I just hope you get used to that weird humming sound. (He turns his back to them and starts humming) Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Joey: (frustrated) Ahh! There's gotta be a way. I mean, you know, if Monica and Chandler move out here and now Phoebe is married to Mike. That just leaves me and Ross and Rach, you know what I mean?
Mackenzie: Well, if moving here is gonna make them happy, don't you want them to do it?
Joey: Oh well, the little girl who lives here made me feel a lot better about the whole thing.
Chandler: Joey, there was a little girl who lived here, but she died like 30 years ago.
Ross: Hey, is Rachel here?
Rachel: Hi! Wh-what are you doing here?
Monica: People! People say it! Come here! (She grabs him and kisses him.)
Ross: (To Rachel) Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here sometime!
Jennifer: Katie. Geez! See Katie, come hereKatie! (Katie spills some popcorn.) Katie, come here Katie. (She obeys and sits where shes supposed to.) Very good.
Chandler: Im sorry youre here with me instead of Roger.
Joey: Come, come here.
Joey: Here you go. Let me ask you a question.
Joey: Yeah, o-o-o-o-okay anyway, I just wanted to say Im sorry. Here. (Hands him a cup.)
Monica: (walking around with her headset still on) OK LET'S GET THESE CHAIRS OUT HERE! Gunther, hit the Christmas lights. (He does so and the lights above the chairs light up. Monica looks satisfied) Okay, who left the ice sculpture (picks up a piece of ice from the ground) ON THE STEAM GRATE? (nobody answers)
Rachel: Is Joey Tribbiani here?
Rachel: I cant let him go out that way, hes got a meeting. (To Ross) Youve got something here on your back.
Emily: Oh my God! What are you doing here? (They hug)
Joey: Oh hey, here Pheebs. (He throws her the ball.)
Chandler: Hey-hey, is Monica here?
RACHEL: Well, well um, you know, these movies are offensive and uh, degrading to women and females. And uh, and the lighting's always unflattering. And, Monica help me out here.
Frank: Uh, Delaware. She's on her way though, so until she gets here, I'm gonna be your coach. But don't worry, she told me all about the la-Mazada stuff.
Chandler: Okay, come here! Come here.
Rachel: (interrupting him and seeing Joey) Oh my God! Joey Tribbiani from Days of Our Lives, just walked in here!
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
Rachel: Im sorry. I didntI dont come in here a lot.
Director: Uh, yeah. Now you guys dance over there, you guys over there, and I want you two right around here, and everyone else spread out.
Monica: The Way You Look Tonight is on here! Dance with me?
(Suddenly, a strange and familiar voice comes out of the tape player. Heres a hint, OH MY GAWD!! Thats right, its Janice!)
Rachel: I dont like sitting up here! Im just gonna over (She starts to get up.)
Phoebe Sr.: Well, Im so sorry. I thought I was leaving you with the best parents in the world, I didnt even hear about your Mom and Dad til a couple of years ago, and by then you were already grown up. I dont know, youre here, and I would, I would really, I would like to get to know you.
Ross: Sure! Here. (Hands her his keys.)
Ross: (exiting the bathroom) That-that-thats all right, no honey, you take your time sweetie. Ill be right out here. (She slams the door in his face, to the gang) Shes just fixing her makeup.
Rachel: You went shopping?! What, and then you just came in here and paraded it right under Jills nose when you know shes trying to quit. Wow, you guys are terrible!
Rachel: Oh my God! It sure didnt look this way when I lived here.
Joey: (To Monica) Here comes the temper.
Phoebe: (sarcastic) Ah, yeah, he's so adorable, God, he's just so much fun, Joey is the best, I'm glad you're having so much fun here. (She turns around, about to leave)
Carol: (running over and grabbing the phone away from Ross) (on phone) Phoebe, hang on a second. (Hands Ross her keys) Here, take my car, go pick up your friends.
Phoebe: What the smell from Joeys? No, I can hardly smell it over here.
Fat Joey: Thanks sweetheart. Give me a little sugar here. (They kiss.) Okay.
Elizabeth: Uh no, theyre still here but I think Im about to leave.
Joey: Hey, here you go. (Hands her another one.)
Joey: Here you go.
Rachel: No, no-no-no. Phoebe, this was my fault and besides yknow what? Im fine here.
Rachel: Oh well, it's kinda lonely up there, so I just thought I would come out here and get some fresh air.
Joey: Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.
Jack: What are you doing here?
Elizabeth: Oh hey! Here they are!
Phoebe: Thats all right, Ill work here. This is goo, next to this plant. (She picks a place in the lobby next to a plant.)
Phoebe: Youve got to get out of here! Save yourself!
Joey: All right well, Im outta here. Wish me luck.
Joey: Uhh, because I'm shooting a scene right now. Yeah, I uh, I play a gladiator. Uh, y'know what? Hold-hold on a second. (To no one in particular) Can we cut? Yeah, my-my friends are here, I'm gonna take a little break.
Phoebe: Nobody! Nobody respects the bucket! You wouldn't believe what people put in here! Look! (Hands it to Monica.) Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you?
Ross: Come on! (They go to the jetway, Ross hands the tickets to the gate agent.) Here.
Joey: Thank you all for coming. We're here today to pay respects to a wonderful agent and a beautiful woman... (Joey looks at the photograph) ..inside. As Estelle's only two clients we would like to say a few words. (Joey looks for his notes. The man next to him is chewing something.) Dude, where's my speech? (the man swallows something and looks at Joey.) That is entertaining. Al Zebooker everybody. (he applauds and Al shows that there's nothing left in his mouth.)
CHANDLER: Hey I didn't kill your fish. Look Eddie...[puts his hand on Eddie's shoulder] Would you look at what I'm doin' here. That can't be smart. So we're just gonna take this guy right off ya and put him here in Mr. Pocket. Tangellon? [picks up the fruit an tosses it to Eddie, it hits Eddie in the chest and falls]
Dina: Joey, I am scared to death about this. But I really think I can do it, Im just gonna need some help. And Bobbys gonna be here the whole time.
Joey: That's it? You're-you're gonna let me do this?! This-this is my career we're talking about here!
Chandler: (angrily) Is that supposed to be funny! I was really worried over here!
Rachel: Okay, calm down, here they are. (Gives back the sunglasses.)
The Producer: (walking into Macs office) So uh, heres your office set!
All: Of course well help! Yeah! Well be here!
Joey: They uh director. Uhh, her. (Points to an old woman standing behind him. Who glares at him and walks off.) All right, all right, it's not a gladiator movie. I work here.
Monica: Yknow, it is so strange seeing Ross here this time of day, cause usually hes got the childrens hospital.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: Hi! Hi. (Hes looking around.) I think I left my keys here somewhere.
Joey: (Checks to see if shes drooling on his shirt.) Okay. Okay, okay, hey. (Lays her down and covers her with a blanket.) There we go, lets get your feet up there. (Looks at her) Good night, Kate. Sweet dreams. (Picks up a garbage can) Im gonna put this can right here in case you have to hurl.
Rachel: Ross, Joey is not here.
Ross: Okay, Ill just wait for him in here!
Joey: Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here.
Joey: (holding a box) Well, remember when they got in that big fight and broke up and we were all stuck in her with no food or anything? Well, when Ross said Rachel at the wedding, I figured it was gonna happen again, so I hid this in here.
Joey's Hand Twin: You can't sit here if you're not gonna play.
MR. GELLER: [going downstairs] Rachel, ready or not, here comes your knight in shining. . . oh no. [Chip has shown up and the four are leaving]
Joey: This sucks man! The last night youre here and I lose the two most important things in my life, the foosball table and $500.
Joey: Hey, dude, let me in. I got a girl out here!
Rachel: I didnt know you could get married here.
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Ross: What are you doing here?!
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Elizabeth: (entering) Here I am!
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Chandler: Well, I suppose Id have to say you!! But, what if were watching a movie in here?
Female Clerk: Hes not here right now.
Monica: Well Rachels not here! (Runs out.)
Bank Officer: Okay, Ms. Lambert handles all our closures. (to a beautiful woman) Would you come over here please?
Fireman #1: So uh, youre not gonna be able to live here for a while, you ladies have a place to stay?
Phoebe: Oh! Here it is! (Noticing it next to the door.) Ooh, Joey! Why did you sign it, "Son of a bitch?" (Son of a bitch is written across the entire picture.)
Chandler: Yeah, I'm kinda wishing everyone wasn't here right now.
Elizabeth: Okay. I didnt know he was here. (Runs over to Rachel.)
Rachel: Its so secluded up here.
Gunther: Do you still work here?
Monica: Have you even had a girl up here?
Joey: I-I think everybodys pretending they dont hear you. Anyway, look, I dont know about you and your jackets and your separate tables, but Ross is one of my best friends, and if I save him a seat, Im telling you, he will sit in it! (Ross enters and goes over to the white table) Ross! Ross! Over here, man! I-I saved you seat.
Monica: (standing outside) Cute PJs! Youre really livin it up here in London huh?
Phoebe: (To Chandler) Here he is.
Chandler: Im a little busy here Paul.
Ross: (to the rest of them) Yeah-yeah you guys. Get out of here!
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Phoebe: So now whats going on here?
Phoebe: Here.
Ross: Uhh, yes I did but there isn't. Okay, here we go.
Monica: (to the restuarant customers) Excuse me, excuse me, hi, I'm Monica Geller..I'm the head chef here.. (pauses as if waiting for something).. Ok, I was actually expecting a little applause there, but whatever! Ok, quick question: by a show of hands, how many of you were bothered by this woman's singing outside? (a few people raise their hands)
Gunther: (handing Joey the bill) Here you go.
Richard: No! I came here to tell you something else. (Pause) I came here (Pause) to tell you I still love you.
Monica: Oh, good to see you too. Did you come down here to tell me that?
Joey: (Pointing at Chandler.) Your different here too. Your mean in England. (Chandler throws his hands up to his head in frustration. They walk away from each other.)